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[bird crowing]

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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

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♪ Go!

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[opening theme playing]

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♪ T-E-E-N

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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

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♪ Teen Titans, let's go

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♪ Teen Titans, go

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[crowd screaming]

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[stomping]

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[growls]

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[glass shattering]

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[horn tooting]

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-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]

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Hmm.

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Titans, go!

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[growling]

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Nothing's working.

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Don't worry, Mama!
I've gots this!

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[engine revving]

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[Beast Boy screams]

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[explosion]

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[exclaiming in grief]

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Oh, my baby!

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My sweet sweet baby!

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My baby is gone.

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Gone. [sobs inconsolably]

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Looks like it's totaled.

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And we just
paid it off the yesterday.

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Ugh, I was really
looking forward

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to not having
a monthly car payment.

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This is... Great!

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We finally
have an excuse to buy
a new car.

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You're excited
to go car shopping?

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Uh, car shopping
is the worst, fool.

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I would rather be
the creed bird
that eats the food bits

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from the teeth
of the clarg beast.

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[grunting]

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I know that car shopping
may seem like a huge hassle,

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but that's only because
you've never gone

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with a master negotiator
like myself before.

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Trust me,
this is going to be fun.

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Uh, let's check
that new cars out, baby!

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[shudders]
Look at all the new styles.

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That one is triumphant.

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-Oh, this one's fresh.
-Shiny.

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Whoa-whoa-whoa-wha?

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Who said anything
about a new car?

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You did.

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A new car is a terrible idea.

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Today, we'll be looking at

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pre-owned vehicles!

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You want us to buy a used car?

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Pre-owned!

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We ain't buying
no old dirty car
that stinks like butt.

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Yes, we are.

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In the first year alone,

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the value of a new car
can drop
by more than 20 percent.

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[screams]
I don't wants to lose
those good percentages!

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A pre-owned vehicle,

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however,
will do a much better job

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of retaining value over time
making the butt smell worth it.

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[all] Wow.

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So, we're agreed?

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Fine,
we'll buy an old sticky car.

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Let's just go to the dealership
and get this over with.

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Not yet!
You aren't prepared to face

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the dealer.

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I think we can handle
a car salesman, dude.

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Uh! Wrong!

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Car dealers are the sneakiest
snakes that ever crawled
from the gutter.

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-Harsh.
-Chill, bro.

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Ain't they just men and women
trying to do their jobs?

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They are the enemy.

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That's why you need to learn
the three important rules
of car buying.

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Number one,
never allow the dealer
to size you up.

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[man screams]

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I see. You do not want
the dealer man to know

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that you are the very short.

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You gonna wear some stilts
or something?

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It has nothing to do
with height!

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"Sizing you up" is the process

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by which the car dealer
asks questions

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in order to find out
how much money
they can squeeze out of you.

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Never answer any questions.

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I shall do
the zips of the lips.

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Rule number two,

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never accept
the dealer's initial offer.

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They can always go lower.

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Never agree to buy a car

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until you can smell
the desperation.

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We know what desperation
smells like.

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[sniffs]

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We smell it on you
all of the time.

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Rule three,

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and this is the most important.

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Never be afraid to...

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walk away.

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I aint's afraid to walk away
from nothings Watch this.

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[door shuts]

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Wow.

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[gasps] He has done it.

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He has used his legs and feet
to make the exit.

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That is some
good walking away right there.

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It looks like you're all ready
to enter the capital world
of auto sales.

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Titans, go!

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Buy a pre-owned vehicle!

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[Robin]
Remember the rules, Titans.

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And never forget,
car dealers are crooks.

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That's just
a stereotype, Robin.

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Hello, Titans.

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[all] Dr. Light.

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I should have known
a villain like you

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would turn to this
kind of criminal enterprise.

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Oh, no, no, no.
You've got it all wrong.

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I gave up my life of crime

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to focus on my true passion
of selling pre-owned vehicles.

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I've always been drawn
to the romanticism of it.

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Oh, that is the wonderful news,
Dr. Light.

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Plus, it allows me to atone
for my villainous deeds

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like donating all of my profits
to underprivileged children.

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That is just incredibly kind.

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Oh, ho-ho, yeah.

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So kind, so lovely...

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It's all lies!

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He's just trying to trick us

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into overpaying for our car.

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Just give him a chance, Robin.

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So, you're in the market
for a vehicle.

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How long have you been looking?

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-Well, kind sir, we--
-Don't answer that.

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We're not going to let you
"size us up."

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Yeah, we're not
going to tell you
how bad we need a car.

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You will never know

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that we can do
the paying of the cash monies
up the front.

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And under no circumstances
will I tell you

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that Robin is the adopted ward
of billionaire Bruce Wayne.

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Uh, will you excuse us
for a moment?

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[all grunting]

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-Why?
-Ow, man.

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What you do that for?

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You just let Dr. Light
size us up.

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Now he knows how much money
he can squeeze out of us.

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I'm not
going to squeeze you, Robin.

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I believe
in building long-term
customer relationships.

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Today,
you're to get a fair deal
on a great car.

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I promise.

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We'll see about that.

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I have a plethora of cars
to choose from.

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It is my goal
to find the right one for you.

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This vehicle
was previously owned
by Catwoman.

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[meows]

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I'll buy it! I'll buy it!
I'll buy of the kitty car.

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[boinks]

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[horn meows]

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[lights flicking]

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Smells like a litter box. Pass.

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Here, we have the Mobius chair.

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It can teleport you
anywhere on the planet

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in a matter of seconds.

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[gasps]

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[all gasping]

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Check it, real Italian pizza.

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[munches]

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Hmm, does it have a cup holder?

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Um, no.

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Hard pass.

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Here is the Batmobile

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from the movie Batman & Robin.

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Oh, snap.

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I wants to be a Batmans.

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I's George Clooney.

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[Beast Boy screams]

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Pass.

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-Come on, man.
-There has to be at least
one car you're interested in.

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What's that one over there?

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This is the Joker Mobile.

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Well, I don't think
it'll meet your needs.

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Like I care what you think!

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-[horn tooting]
-Roomy interiors,
leather seats,

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and this clown motif reminds me
of growing up in the circus.

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Let's take it for a test drive.

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-[engine revving]
-Hey!

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[tires screeching]

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Won't you
please slow down, Robin?

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Of course not.
Now, tell me
about the features.

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This is
a laughing gas launcher.

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[laughing hysterically]

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Here is the oil slick switch

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which is good
if you're being chased
by a vigilante.

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[tires screeching]

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[crashes]

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With also a fun novelty horn.

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-[honking]
-Ooh, what about that one?

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I'm afraid that feature
is no longer available
on this model.

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Of course it isn't.
What a scam.

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-[cars screeches to a halt]
-[Dr. Light screams]

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Uh, I think
we're ready to talk numbers.

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Wonderful.
I'll get the paperwork.

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The joy!
We are finally getting the car
that is not the new.

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Here you are.

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[huffs] Is this a joke?

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The price is more than fair.

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In fact, I'm losing money
on this deal.

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Under no circumstances
am I buying this car
for that amount.

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Come on, dude.

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Just the pay the man
so we can get out of here.

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Are you forgetting rule two?

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"Never accept
the initial offer."

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Bad news, Dr. Light,

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you're going
to have to go lower.

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I'm sorry, Robin,
I really can't.

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Then you'll have to give me
more car for this price.

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And how do you expect me
to do that?

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By giving me
all of the features

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including this one.

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00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:09,113
I can't give you that feature.
It's unsafe.

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You're just trying to
rip me off.

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Just let it go, bro.

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Never!
He's lying about this feature
being safe and I'll prove it.

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[beeping]

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[maniacal laughing]

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[crash]

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He's going
to destroy my dealership!

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That car is unstoppable.

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We are the doomed.

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[Robin] No, we're not.

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Remember the third rule
of buying a car, Titans.

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"Never be afraid to walk away."

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[crying hysterically]

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I'm ruined.

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00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,427
Well, done, Titans.

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00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,734
I'd call today
a resounding success.

235
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,910
We still need a car though.

236
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,521
Don't worry.
We'll come back tomorrow
when he's willing to negotiate.

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[Dr. Light sobbing]

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[chuckles nervously]