1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,133 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:04,482 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:06,310 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:07,355 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:10,053 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,320 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,669 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,976 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:24,807 ♪ Teen Titans, go! 10 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,767 [announcer] The freezing North Pole, 11 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:31,335 here we find stately Kringle Manor, home to billionaire 12 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,512 Kris Kringle and his youthful ward, 13 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,036 Dick Grayson. 14 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,864 I've done it, Kris, the perfect gift wrap. 15 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,518 Is this a joke? 16 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,912 You botched it with your bumbling butter fingers. 17 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:45,088 Look at the sloppy angle of the tape. 18 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,525 Aw, shucks, is anyone going to notice? 19 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:48,744 It's the thought that counts. 20 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,398 It's like I always tell you, 21 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,269 a lack of precision today 22 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,707 becomes a life in the dumpster tomorrow. 23 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,796 Gosh, that's an important reminder, Kris. 24 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,059 I'll get it right next time. 25 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,626 [glass shatters] 26 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,281 Holy holidays, it's a gift for you, Kris. 27 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,978 Open it. 28 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,980 Not so fast, you naive nitwit. 29 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,895 Don't you think it's highly unusual 30 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,810 for me to receive a Christmas gift? 31 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:14,596 Jolly good thinking. We ought to be careful opening it. 32 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,209 A lump of coal. 33 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:22,125 Who would give Kris Kringle coal as a gift? 34 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,954 It's not a gift, Dick, it's a message. 35 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:29,263 There's only one criminal who would leave a message like this. 36 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:30,742 [both] The Coal Miner! 37 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:33,310 But it's just coal. What's the message? 38 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,443 Well, what do we know about coal? 39 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,271 It's one of the cleanest forms of energy. 40 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,100 No, my worthless ward, 41 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,580 you sound like a sock puppet mouthpiece for those fat cats 42 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:43,929 in the coal industry. 43 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,496 Uh, gee whiz, Santa. 44 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,933 Who do we know that receives coal on Christmas? 45 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,587 -Naughty kids! -Precisely. 46 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,242 And who are the naughtiest kids we know? 47 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,243 You mean-- 48 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,593 [both] The Teen Titans! 49 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,770 We've got to get to your garbage friends before the Coal Miner does. 50 00:01:58,814 --> 00:01:59,858 [beeps] 51 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:01,904 To the Claus canes! 52 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:21,967 Reindeers to power. 53 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,318 [engine revving] 54 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,580 [sleigh bells ringing] 55 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,018 [sleigh bells ringing] 56 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:36,330 [announcer] Meanwhile, back at Titans Tower, 57 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:39,507 the unsuspecting Teen Titans are merrily exchanging gifts 58 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,987 at their annual Kris Kringle party. 59 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,468 Ah! Vegan cheese! 60 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:48,211 [sniffs] Ah, and it be that good stinky kind toos. 61 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,213 Aw, I like cheese. 62 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,390 Oh, thanks, Kris Kringles, whosever yous is. 63 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:55,653 Hehe, it was the me! 64 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,700 I was the secret giver of the most thoughtful gift. 65 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,311 Your turn, Starfire. 66 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:05,750 Hmm, I wish to steal the stinky cheese! 67 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:07,665 -[Starfire laughing wickedly] -[Beast Boy] You can't steals my cheese! 68 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,364 You can'ts. 69 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:14,411 Sorry, Beastie, that's how the Kris Kringle game works. 70 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,544 Oh, yeah? Well, I wants yours then. 71 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,241 Not my choo-choo. 72 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,375 Sorry, bro, rules be rules. 73 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:24,116 That's right, and since it's my turn, 74 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,117 I'll take that! 75 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,119 [gasps] How the could you? 76 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,600 Sorry, but I love a good cheese stink. 77 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,515 [inhaling deeply] 78 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,908 Oh, yeah! 79 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:36,172 [all yelling] 80 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:42,265 [laughing wickedly] 81 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:46,095 Coal is the only gift, you naughty kids deserve. 82 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,445 Seize them! 83 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:49,925 -[thumping] -[Titans yell] 84 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,232 -[Titans grunt] -Oh, goody! 85 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,539 A new choo-choo for my collection! 86 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,889 I do love choo-choos. 87 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,935 Hey, that choo-choo belongs to me, fool! 88 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,937 -It was mine, first. -[glass shatters] 89 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:06,942 What in the meaning of Christmas is going on here? 90 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:12,121 Well, if it isn't Santa and his ineffectual elf sidekick! 91 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:13,992 Actually, I'm not an elf. 92 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,733 That's right, if you want to insult him, 93 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,997 call him the boy blunder or a complete waste of space. 94 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:22,566 'Tis the season to hand over those garbage kids, Coal Miner. 95 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:26,178 Never! I won't stop, until I kidnap 96 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:28,920 all the naughty children of the world 97 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:32,924 and put them to work in my coal mines. 98 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,752 Are you still upset that I never brought you a present 99 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,667 when you were a little boy? 100 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,104 All I got from you was coal. 101 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,193 I hated it as a child! 102 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:46,198 But now I can see its value as the ultimate form 103 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:49,114 of clean energy! 104 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,203 There's no such thing as clean coal! 105 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:55,469 Renewable energy is the future, you greedy grinch! 106 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,427 We'll see about that! 107 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:58,472 [whistles] 108 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:00,169 [glass shatters] 109 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:20,450 Gosh, that cankerous coal creep got away. 110 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,757 Not without leaving behind another clue. 111 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,151 A lump of coal? 112 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,806 Yes, and what do we know about coal? 113 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,634 -Didn't we already go over this? -[slaps] 114 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,984 What do we know about coal! 115 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,812 Uh, kids on the naughty list get it? 116 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,031 No! 117 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,511 Golly, let's see. 118 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,905 Coal is the world's largest source of energy 119 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,168 for the production of electricity, with the unfortunate 120 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:46,215 by-product of releasing harmful carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. 121 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:49,827 However, Carbon Captures Storage technology or CCS 122 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,525 is becoming more advanced, 123 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,136 and soon the myth of clean coal will become reality. 124 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,661 That's it, my boy, well done. 125 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:58,836 Really, Santa? 126 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,490 No, you jerk kid, 127 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:02,710 and stop with your coal industry propaganda. 128 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:05,190 What I was going for was diamonds. 129 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,931 Diamonds come from coal. 130 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,846 Holy non sequiturs. 131 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,327 The Coal Miner must be hiding out at that Diamond Exchange. 132 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,681 Ah, gee whiz, Santa, 133 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,944 using the front door would have been a lot easier. 134 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:22,251 Nonsense, you lazy lug nut, 135 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:25,210 physical exercise is good for self-discipline. 136 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,387 Ugh, right again, Santa. 137 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,346 Besides, we must strive to keep the element of surprise on our side. 138 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:41,444 Gosh, it's as empty as my stocking on Christmas morning. 139 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,837 [Coal Miner] Or is it? 140 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,275 [cackles loudly] 141 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:49,321 -Coal Miner. -We walked right into his trap. 142 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:52,586 As you know, if you apply enough pressure to coal, 143 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,457 it turns into diamonds. 144 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:58,809 I've been wondering if the same is true for you. 145 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:02,552 A devilish theory, even for a coal brain crux such as yourself. 146 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,598 Let's find out. 147 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:09,646 Maybe I'll find a spot for you two in my jewelry collection. 148 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,737 [both yelling] 149 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:14,825 [both grunt] 150 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,740 [door jarring] 151 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,829 [alarm blaring] 152 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:22,398 Oh, looks like a tight squeeze! 153 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,927 [announcer] Will the Coal Miner have the last laugh? 154 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:33,104 Will the Titans be forced to work in the coal mines forever? 155 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,760 Is this the end for our Christmas crime fighting duo? 156 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:39,284 Tune in next time to find out. 157 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,852 -[tires screech] -Ooh, the suspense is ruining my Christmas spirit. 158 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,027 Let's just find out now. 159 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,770 [effort grunts] 160 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:49,773 Gosh, Santa, it looks like we'll be hard pressed 161 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,209 to figure a way out of this one. 162 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:53,473 Cut the puns, you gibbering goof. 163 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,780 You still have that nutcracker I gave you last Christmas? 164 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,740 Of course, Santa. I always carry it in my shorts. 165 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,051 Hurry up and throw it in the gears, 166 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:08,879 you grotesque goblin. 167 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:16,626 -[clanking] -[metal banging] 168 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,323 Well done, Robin. 169 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,324 Do you mean it, Santa? 170 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,500 Of course not. 171 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:23,503 A nutcracker, really? [chuckles] 172 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,723 After all this time, you still find new ways to disappoint me. 173 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:30,074 Look, it must be another clue. 174 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,513 What do we know about coal? 175 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,689 It's given to kids on the naughty list? 176 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,168 -Of course not. -Diamonds? 177 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,648 Don't be a fool. 178 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,911 Gosh, Santa, I don't have a clue. 179 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:45,655 It means the Coal Miner is headed for the coal mine, you dunce. 180 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,918 Oh, my gosh, you are thick! 181 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,886 Holy pickaxes, it's the Titans. Don't worry, 182 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,453 we'll have you out of here in two shakes of a reindeer's tail. 183 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,020 [bell ringing] 184 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,719 It has taken you the long enough to save the us. 185 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,025 Yeah, I gots that good black lung now. 186 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,898 [coughing and choking] 187 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,730 Come on, guys, we should be grateful to Santa and his elf. 188 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,732 I am not an elf! 189 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,603 Come on, dude, only an elf would wear tiny shorts like that. 190 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,126 [chuckles] 191 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,693 They're right, you know, now let's get them out 192 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,608 of here, before we miss Christmas! 193 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:30,221 So, Santa, there won't be a Christmas for you this year, 194 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,484 or ever again! 195 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:35,444 Behold my super choo-choo, 196 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,099 powered by clean coal, of course. 197 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,058 There's no such thing as clean coal. 198 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,234 [cackles loudly] 199 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:48,805 The harmful emissions are routed into the Carbon Captured Storage. 200 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:52,461 No harmful emissions will run to the atmosphere. 201 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,332 [cackles] 202 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,769 All aboard! 203 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,335 [horn hooting] 204 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,251 What do we do, Santa? 205 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,645 We can't defeat the power of clean coal! 206 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,820 [Coal Miner laughing wickedly] 207 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:10,740 I've got it. We have to fight coal with coal. 208 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,176 I don't understand. 209 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,308 What a surprise. 210 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,614 [bell dings] 211 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:15,484 [Robin grunts] 212 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,269 [thudding] 213 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,923 No, no! 214 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,274 You'll overload the carbon capture storage tank. 215 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:26,016 I've got your Christmas present, Coal Miner. 216 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,497 [yelling] 217 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,978 No! 218 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,286 [crying] 219 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,114 My choo-choo. 220 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,638 -[thuds] -Like I said, 221 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,684 there's no such thing as clean coal. 222 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,033 [sizzling] 223 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:49,300 Thanks to us, the Titans are home safe and sound. 224 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,346 Be quiet and eat your cookies. 225 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,653 Look, it's the Santa signal. 226 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:57,700 Looks like we're the only ones who won't get a holiday this year. 227 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,833 To the Claus canes. 228 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,791 [beeps] 229 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,011 [announcer] Tune in next Christmas to see if Santa 230 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,491 and Robin can save the holiday again.