1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,090 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,221 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:05,570 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,616 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:09,270 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,190 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,495 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,807 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,376 [dramatic music playing] 11 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:37,080 On my vengeance, I am the night, 12 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,777 while brooding for justice, 13 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,431 -[pleasant music playing] -I will stay physically fit, 14 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:43,391 yet morally questionable to eradicate evil, 15 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,697 and live by the Bat Scout's Law. 16 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,223 Uh, did you say, "Butt scoots"? 17 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,180 Bat Scouts! 18 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,008 Yo, I loves butt scoots. 19 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,793 [grunting] Ha-ha! 20 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:56,012 [chuckles] 21 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,319 I said, "bat," like Batman! 22 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,408 And "scouts," like, scouts. 23 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,192 What are these bat scouts? 24 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:05,065 -[Starfire grunts] -The best youth organization in all of Gotham, 25 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,458 [Robin] which molds children into upright citizens 26 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,591 of vigilante justice. 27 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:12,985 Through hard work, diligence, and emotional neediness, 28 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:16,206 we collect badges to ascend the Bat Scout ranks, 29 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,166 leading up to the bravest rank of them all, 30 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,255 the Caped Crusader. 31 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,735 You gots to be brave to rock them shorty shorts. 32 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:26,347 These aren't shorts. They're just pants I've outgrown. 33 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,743 Man, you are way too old to be a Bat Scout. 34 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:35,182 Yes, I am. But, I still haven't achieved the highest rank, 35 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,140 and for that, I need your help. 36 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,273 -We don't like helping you. -You must! 37 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,013 The last badge I need is 38 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,451 -the Under my Wing badge. -[drum roll plays] 39 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,975 If I teach you the Bat Scout way, 40 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,977 I can finally attain the rank of... 41 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,067 -[dramatic music plays] -[deep voice] Caped Crusader. 42 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,156 -No thank you. -Please! 43 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,941 Why do you care? It's just a dumb badge. 44 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,727 [scoffs] Hmm. It's more than a badge. 45 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,077 Look at all the things the scouts have taught me. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,296 Gargoyle Crouching, 47 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,471 Batsket Weaving, 48 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,907 Falling for the Enemy! 49 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,170 If I could get that final badge, 50 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,173 I would feel like I accomplished something important. 51 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,522 That is the touching. 52 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,872 -Then you'll help me? -Of course not. 53 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:16,310 Sorry, dude, it sounds super boring. 54 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:22,664 Oh, well, I just thought you'd want to help catch a... Gotham criminal. 55 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,319 [whimpers] A Gotham criminal! 56 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,321 -You mean like The Joker? -Bane? 57 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,061 Poison Ivy? 58 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,629 The Face that is the two-two-two faces into one? 59 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,457 [scoffs] Something like that. 60 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:36,286 As a Bat Scout, it is your moral obligation 61 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,896 to tame the criminal element. 62 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,595 I can't wait to take on Batman's rogues' gallery! 63 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,640 Nobody is tougher than those guys! 64 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,990 We will be the legendary! 65 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,601 So what's we waiting for? 66 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:51,345 [dramatic music playing] 67 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,217 Looking sharp, Titans. 68 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:57,220 And you've already earned your first badge. 69 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,743 The Suit-up Montage. 70 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:00,441 -[all cheering] -[Cyborg] All right! 71 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,443 I am killing this look, yo! 72 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,662 This be some mailman realness! 73 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,403 -[upbeat music playing] -Ho, ha, ho, ha! 74 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,231 -[music continues] -[humming] 75 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,450 What are you doing? 76 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:10,407 We're sashaying. 77 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:15,151 -That uniform is a symbol of dignity. -[clanks] 78 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,415 There will be no sashaying, voguing, or dancing. 79 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:19,590 Unless it is the Batusi. 80 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:22,202 -[upbeat music playing] -[vocalizing] 81 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,424 [chuckles] I told you this would be fun. 82 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,731 -[chuckles] -Yeah. 83 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,821 Does this mean we can now do the busting of the criminals? 84 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:35,954 Not until I train you all in the skills of a Bat Scout. 85 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,479 Oh, come on. Let's just get to the good stuff. 86 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,002 These skills are the good stuff. 87 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,874 Knot tying, disappearing behind people's backs. 88 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:43,962 Batusi-ing. 89 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:47,139 -Ooh, uh, uh, uh, oh. -Stop that. 90 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,011 So once we do all this boring stuff, 91 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,839 then we shake down the bad guys? 92 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:53,407 Yes. But first, the boring stuff. 93 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,930 Bat Scouts, go! 94 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,979 [all yell] 95 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,853 The first skill we shall learn is... 96 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,855 The Knot! 97 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,987 An essential tool of criminal apprehension. 98 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,294 Tied correctly, you can hang perps off a building 99 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,340 for the authorities to discover later. 100 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,950 Ah, that's smart. 101 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,125 [chuckles] 102 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,474 Whoa! 103 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,823 Let me down, fool. 104 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,477 -[grunts] -Who would like to begin? 105 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,349 How about you, Starfire? 106 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,525 Shall we tie the knot? 107 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,483 I would rather the not! 108 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,093 [chuckles] 109 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,400 Uh, that's uh, that's very clever. [clears throat] 110 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:31,662 But to be a Bat Scout, 111 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:34,143 you must master Knot Tying. 112 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,449 I already the have. 113 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,929 I have made the knot of the friendship. 114 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,456 How's a friendship bracelet going to take down perps? 115 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,022 I will not give them one, 116 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,938 which will then make them too sad for the further crimes. 117 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,114 That will not work in Gotham City! 118 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,682 Then you do not need the knot of the friendship. 119 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,336 -Cool. -Well, all right! 120 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,946 It's made with love. 121 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,472 [yells] I want one! 122 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:00,909 -[Robin screams] -Ah-ha! 123 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:03,999 My misdirection has done the payoff. 124 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,611 Well done, Star, I'm on my way to being a Caped Crusader. 125 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,134 -[thuds] -[grunts] 126 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,354 [fanfare playing] 127 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:15,097 To be a Bat Scout, you must sound like Batman. 128 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:19,493 [mumbling in deep voice] 129 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:20,537 Uh, what was that? 130 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:24,411 I said... [mumbling in deep voice] 131 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:27,109 I don't understand a word coming out of your mouth. 132 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:30,025 It doesn't matter, because I sound intimidating. 133 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,332 It sounds like you had just woken the up. 134 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,420 I sound like Batman! 135 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:36,248 [mumbling in deep voice] ...ham sandwich. 136 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:37,989 Did you just ask for a ham sandwich? 137 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:41,210 I sent an intimidating message to villains everywhere. 138 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,298 Now you try. 139 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:47,564 [all mumbling in deep voices] 140 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,523 [mumbling in deep voice] 141 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:53,222 [mumbling in deep voices] 142 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:55,703 We's almost done, right? 143 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,226 You'd think so. 144 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,489 [fanfare playing] 145 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:03,754 A Bat Scout doesn't just move in shadow, they become a shadow. 146 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:07,758 Is this the thing where Batman disappears behind people's backs when they're not looking? 147 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,891 No! [chuckles wickedly] 148 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:12,937 It's a little rude to disappear before a conversation is over. 149 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:15,375 It's not rude. It's [deep voice] shadow skills. 150 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,289 Ooh, ah. Too, hoo! 151 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:19,596 Nah, it seems rude. 152 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,643 [shouts] Can the Batman not just say the goodbye? 153 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,732 Is he too cool to be the polite! 154 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,429 It's not about being cool! 155 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:29,389 It's about cultivating an air of mystery. 156 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,652 So rude! 157 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:32,827 The rude! 158 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,220 Who taughts you them bad manners, fool? 159 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,919 [sighs] Just trying to be mysterious. 160 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,181 [squeaks] 161 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:40,661 [Robin shouting] 162 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,793 [fanfare playing] 163 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,796 Now is the moment you have been waiting for. 164 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,930 We get to take out Batman's greatest villains! 165 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:49,931 The Joker! 166 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,585 I wants my man the Penguin. 167 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,500 Can't wait to tangle with Catwoman. 168 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,979 Well, heh, not them. 169 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,634 What! The only reason we's agreed to do this 170 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,114 was to takes them down. 171 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,464 Batman has already locked them away in Arkham Asylum. 172 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:04,467 Besides, they're much too dangerous for Bat Scouts. 173 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,555 So there's no crime fighting? 174 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:08,079 We'll be fighting crime... 175 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,647 like a purse snatcher! Or maybe a litter bug. 176 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,562 See? Criminals everywhere. 177 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,477 And you get to take them down. 178 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,957 I don't see any criminals. 179 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,307 It's just some fools waiting for the bus. 180 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,440 Ah-ha! But, that's where you're wrong. 181 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,833 The jaywalker is a most elusive criminal. 182 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,227 They could be anyone. It could be him. 183 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,837 Or her. Or him. 184 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,839 Your training has all led up to this. 185 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:31,363 Ooh, ooh, ooh! The suspense. 186 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:34,802 So, all he needs to advance is for us to take down a criminal, right? 187 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:36,543 What's you thinking about, sneaky mama? 188 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:40,503 Why wait for the rogues gallery, when we can go to them? 189 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,463 [excitedly] Or them! Who do you think it is, Titans? 190 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,508 [gasps] Huh? Titans? 191 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,944 Oh, [chuckles] I get it. 192 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,903 Great job disappearing behind my back. 193 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,905 We are learning a lot here. 194 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,478 [playing harmonica] 195 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,525 [cackling] 196 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,787 [playing harmonica] 197 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,753 [electricity powering down] 198 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,929 [alarm blaring] 199 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,627 This is the jailbreak! 200 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,760 Come on, perps, scram! 201 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:24,373 Move it, be free, do crimes! 202 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,637 [laughs] 203 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,639 That's not a crosswalk. 204 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:33,077 Just one more step and it's jaywalking time. 205 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,340 [beeping] 206 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,951 [people screaming] 207 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,874 How did Batman's greatest villains escape Arkham? 208 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,224 -We let 'em out, dude. -You what? 209 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,400 You said we could fight Batman villains, Robin. 210 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,402 And if our badge is for catching criminals, 211 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,491 then thems the biggest criminals there is. 212 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,974 -Friends, let us defeat the gallery of the rogues. -Wait! 213 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,454 [shouting] 214 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,892 This is going to be the greatest day of my life! 215 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,766 [all yell] 216 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:10,898 [flies buzzing] 217 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,683 [all groaning] 218 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,032 [Beast Boy] Why? 219 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,860 [tearfully] Those guys are tough. 220 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,688 We cannot defeat them. 221 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,952 Sorry, Robin, looks like you'll never be a Caped Crusader. 222 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,780 It's not over yet. 223 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,522 You just have to fight them as Bat Scouts! 224 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,307 [all yell] 225 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,614 Remember everything I've taught you. 226 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,224 Bat Scouts, go! 227 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,837 [yelling] 228 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,621 [upbeat music playing] 229 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,884 [scatting] 230 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,756 [Cyborg] Bam! 231 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,801 Get intimidated, fools! 232 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,630 I'm gonna get you. [mumbling in deep voice] 233 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:48,892 [shrieks] 234 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,854 What's over there? 235 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,160 -Huh? -Ha-ha! 236 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,864 Let us not fight, new friend. 237 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,518 -[romantic music playing] -Ooh! 238 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:09,565 The psyche! 239 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,829 In your the face! 240 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,010 Well done, Titans! 241 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:23,535 You've truly earned the title "Bat Scouts." 242 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:26,843 It appears we are not the only ones who have done the earning. 243 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,721 [both laughing] 244 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,339 I'm finally a Caped Crusader! 245 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,036 [all cheering] 246 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,864 [Beast Boy] Congrats! 247 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,040 Thank you, Titans. I couldn't have done it without you. 248 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,520 Yous welcome, bro. 249 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,869 We're proud of you, Robin. 250 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,741 Even though you're way too old-- 251 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,177 Everyone, Batusi! 252 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,441 -[all vocalizing] -[upbeat music playing]