[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[singing] ♪ The love, the love ♪
♪ The love, love love, love, love ♪
Happy Valentine's Day, Mama.
I got you some chocolates.
Aw.
And you only ate half of them.
I know how hard that must have been for you.
[chuckles shyly] Yeah.
-[smacks] -[Beast Boy grunts]
[Robin reading]
[gasping ecstatically]
How thoughtful of me.
-[crushes] -[screams]
Oh, yeah, I just love me
the sweet tender sounds of those love songs.
-[clicks] -[music playing]
[alarm blaring]
Crime alert.
[beeps]
[all gasp] Love is missing?
But Love would never miss Valentine's Day.
It is she who spreads the magic of love to the entire world.
And according to legend,
if we don't find her before the sun rises,
Love will be lost forever
and the world will be a cold, heartless place.
We have to find Love before it's too late.
But where shall we look?
We have none of the clues.
Yes, we do.
Songs offer all kinds of clues about where to look for Love.
[emphatic music plays]
Love Train?
We're going to look for Love on a train?
Oh, no. We're going to look for Love on the Love Train.
-[disco music playing] -[train horn tooting]
Is this a train or a '70s disco?
Well, Love Train is considered to be one of the first disco songs.
Then maybe we could find Love on the dance floor.
[Starfire] I do not see the Love anywhere.
Me either, yo.
Ah! Why is these dudes grabbing my hand?
'Cause it's like the song says.
People all over the world gotta join hands
to ride the Love Train.
-[all grunting] -Unhand me.
[grunting]
We'll never find Love tied up like this.
Then it's a good thing, I am a master of escape.
-[straining] -[pops]
[exclaims]
Puh-lease. You ain't no master.
You just got free 'cause you gots them tiny baby hands.
Whatever. I have a plan to get you all free.
[disco music continues]
-[grunts] -[smashes]
-[music stops] -[electricity crackling]
[thudding]
[dramatic music playing]
Nice going, dude.
Now everyone's upset with us.
We must get out of here before they tear us up on the dance floor.
Quick, to the roof.
-[electronic beeping] -[explosion]
[all screaming]
[all panting]
[gasps] We are the surrounded.
Let's move!
[Robin] Ah!
Whoa!
You're gonna have to jump.
But the train's moving too fast.
I will catch you.
[twinkling]
[soft romantic music playing]
Ah! [screaming]
Oops.
-Ah! -[thuds]
I guess Love wasn't on the Love Train.
Where is we?
Hmm, I'd say, middle of nowhere.
-[wind whooshing] -[bells ringing]
You hear that? Sounds like wedding bells.
I believe it is coming from the castle.
Well, Love is always bringing couples together on their wedding day.
Maybe we can find her there.
[door opens]
Does anybody have eyes on Love?
I don't see her.
Perhaps we should ask the handsome groom.
No doubt.
Hey, my mans.
-[scary music plays] -[hissing]
Ah!
That ain't no handsome groom, Mama.
That's Dracula.
[both hissing]
[all hissing]
This must be his wedding.
Then we's definitely in the wrong place, yo.
-Let's get out of here! -Hold on, Beastie.
There's a love song called Dracula's Wedding,
which means we definitely are in the right place.
[teeth chattering]
Excuse me, Drac.
We're looking for Love.
-[hissing] -[all screaming]
I'm afraid I got no love for you right now, okay?
I got crippling anxiety.
That means I'm in a bad place, emotionally and intellectually,
and probably physically and spiritually.
Right. Just like the song.
My man Drac is terrified of getting married.
You got that right.
I fear marriage more than I fear the sunlight.
[scary music plays]
How come, bro?
Let me tell you something.
We vampires, we are immortal. Okay?
That means all day and all night.
So if things don't work out...
...I'll be stuck paying alimony for eternity.
-Oh, mans! -That does sound scary.
["Here Comes The Bride" playing]
[all gasp]
Looks like the wedding is starting.
Uh-uh. I need more time to think about this.
Please, you gotta help me get out of here.
No problem, Dracula.
The Teen Titans have got your back.
[crowing]
This wedding cannot continue.
- Yeah! -[microphone feedback]
Not until my man, Drac, has had a proper bachelor party.
[laughs]
Now who's ready to make some bad decisions!
[hissing]
[techno music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[techno version of wedding processional music playing]
-[hissing] -[glass breaking]
Our plan worked. Everyone's distracted.
For now. But I can't put this wedding off forever.
What I'm supposed to do?
I know. You should come with us on our journey to find Love.
Do you really think that Love can help me overcome my fear of marriage?
Yeah, bro. Love can overcome anything.
Then you can count this count in.
Joy! Our search for the Love continues.
And I know just the romantic spot we should go to next.
[electrical buzzing]
A creepy old shack?
No! This is a love shack,
like in the classic hit song.
[pop music playing]
[gasps] Look! There's glitter on the front porch.
[Raven] And glitter in the hallway.
[Starfire] It is quite the funky old shack
with the tin roof that is the rusty.
[Dracula] Careful. All this moving around is causing
-the shack to shimmy. -[glass shatters]
[Robin] This place is a death trap. Run!
-[creaking] -[thuds]
[objects clattering]
[straining] No Love here. [coughing]
Where to next?
I know.
There's a love song called Waterfalls.
We should check there.
[r&b music playing]
I do not see the love anywhere.
Come to think of it, this song is more about where not to look for Love!
Don't go chasing waterfalls!
[intense music playing]
Oh, we gotta get out this cursed river.
It's too late.
Jump! I'll catch you.
[screaming]
Aw, almost had him.
-[wind whooshing] -[teeth chattering]
We need to find Love quickly.
We're running out of time.
Maybe it would help to think of another love song.
Yeah, one that's truly romantic.
I've got it. Ain't no mountain high enough.
Come on.
[pop soul music playing]
-[music stops] -[Starfire shuddering]
But the Love is not here.
Only the chilies and the lilies.
What else does the song say?
Hmm.
Ain't no mountain high enough.
Ain't no valley low enough.
Titans, go low!
[pop soul music continues playing]
-[screeching] -[groans]
No Love down here.
We are looking for Love in all the wrong places!
[soft crying in distance]
Wait! Did you hear that?
I think it's coming from over there. [chittering]
Hold up. Is that...
It is!
[all shouting] Love!
Oh, hey, guys. Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day!
-[giggles] -Oh, thank the goodness.
We're so glad we found you.
We've been searching for you everywhere, yo.
What happened?
Well, you see, I just love the great outdoors.
So I went for a hike to give Mother Nature a big old hug.
But then this big guy fell on me
and I got all stuck. [giggles]
Ouch!
[straining, grunting]
This boulder won't budge.
I guess it just loves me too much.
Then I think I'm gonna have to use
my vampire strength to bust it up into pieces.
No, don't hurt it.
It didn't do anything wrong.
Guys! The sun is rising.
We have to move that boulder using... [shuddering]
...nonviolence.
We have to use the power of Love.
We can do this.
Love can move mountains.
Everyone join hands.
-L. -O.
-[both] V. -E.
[all singing] ♪ Love! ♪
[inspirational music playing]
It's working!
[Cyborg] Look, guys, we did it!
And now Love's finally free
to spread her magic across the world.
[strains, vocalizing]
The Love is saved.
And so is Valentine's Day.
[all cheering]
I guess Love really can overcome everything.
As long as you've got Love in your life,
you don't need to worry about paying alimony.
That is right, because I can provide you
with this prenuptial agreement that will protect you
against any financial liability.
Aw, thank you, Love.
It's the perfect solution to my marriage woes.
So, does this mean
you're finally ready to go back to your castle and get hitched?
Yes. And we better hurry before the sun rises.
[wedding processional music playing]
Do you?
I do.
You may now kiss the bride. Oh!
[hissing, biting]
I guess in the end, Love really does conquer all.
[sighs] Our work here is done, Titans
-[sunlight roaring] -[both hissing]
[all screaming]
[sighs] You hear that excitement?
I'm really sure those two love birds
are going to have a bright future together.
-[bell rings] -[sizzling]
[vampire groaning]