[bird crowing]
-[cat meowing] -[mouse squeaking]
-[elephant trumpeting] -[lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[all gasp]
Hey, Titans, I know this is a toy store
and we're all very excited to be here,
but try to keep your cool.
[all screaming in joy]
[gasps]
A new Pretty, Pretty Pegasus sparkle face plushy!
And it squeaks!
Yo, yo, yo!
This scooter is so dope!
The plastic circle is so much of the fun
when combined with a hip movement!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
[gasps]
I'm getting some major air with this pogo stick!
Whoo!
Titans! Over here!
I found the action figure aisle!
[rock music playing]
[trembling]
This is where you can find the coolest, most exciting toys ever!
Uh, where is our toys at?
They should be around here somewhere.
I do not see them any of the where.
Maybe they sold out.
[Toy Master laughs]
[all] Toy Master!
What are you doing here?
What do you mean, what am I doing here?
This is my store!
Then tell us what you did with our toys.
Oh! Well, I put them with all the other lame unwanted toys,
in the bargain bin.
[all gasp]
The bargain bin?
Why aren't they in the action figure aisle?
Because you're not action!
You're comedy.
And no child wants to play with toys
based off your shenanigans.
Who doesn't want to play with Real Hair Robin?
Oh! Look how real that hair is. [gasps]
Or the Ice Cream Scoop Starfire?
Whoo! Scoopy, scoop, scoop.
Or what about Sweet Baby Beast Boy?
Oh, look, he's not feeling well.
[coos]
Or Real Burger Grillin Cyborg?
[chomps] Tangy/
And the coolest toy of all,
Raven.
The head turns.
[all] Ooh!
Kids don't want to play with that!
They want to play with action figures
based on the action heroes whose lives are full of action,
like the Justice League.
[legendary music playing]
The Justice league is my number one toy license.
[gasps] Your toys do the driving of the motor vehicles?
No, Star.
A toy license is a contract
that enables Toy Master to make action figures
based on the likeness of the Justice League.
Ooh! Can we get one of those?
It's possible, but first,
you have to cut the shenanigans
and start acting like real action heroes.
Only then will kids want to buy your toys.
Not a problem.
From this moment on,
action will be our number one priority.
Okay, Titans,
in order to get that action figure license,
we have to become more action-oriented!
I knows. Check out this lounging action.
-[thumps] -[exploding]
[Beast Boy] Action!
Check out this book-opening action.
[Raven] Action!
Check out the action of the royal wave!
-[creaks] -[exploding]
[Starfire] Action!
Check out this blinking action!
[screeches]
[Cyborg] Action!
Gah! What's the use?
We'll never be real action heroes!
Guys, why don't we use the action button on our computer?
-That's a thing? -[beeps]
-[grunts] -[glass breaking]
[Cyborg] I mean, it says action right on it.
Oh. I guess it couldn't hurt.
[alarm blares]
[power surging]
Whoa! Check this place out.
It's amazing!
And certainly epic in the proportions.
I can't believe we own this.
We just never had a use for it.
Uh... Titans!
[enthralling music playing]
[all] Wow!
[all] Cool mech suits!
I say we power these puppies up and see what they can do.
Titans, go!
[Raven] I am online and ready to rock!
[Starfire] All my systems are on the go!
[Cyborg] Engines are fired up, and I'm looking sweet!
Yeah! Check me out.
I'm heavy metal, yo!
[Robin] Titans! Let's call up Toy Master.
[screaming]
[line ringing]
Hello?
[Robin] Tell us, Toy Master, is this enough action for you?
[all grunt]
[Starfire screaming]
[grunts and screams]
[Raven shouting]
[screaming]
[Cyborg screaming]
[both shouting]
Initiate group action pose.
[all shouting]
[thudding]
[exploding]
Oh, yes! [giggles]
I can definitely make action figures out of that.
Congratulations, Titans.
You've got yourself a toy license.
Keep us the action, Titans,
and I'll start selling your action figures.
[all cheering]
[Robin] Yes. Action!
[Beast Boy] Yay! Yeah!
-[thudding] -[Cyborg] Yeah
-[Robin] Whoo! -[Raven] Yeah!
[Beast Boy] I cants believe
we're gonna have our own action figures.
This calls for a celebration.
Who wants some waffles?
[all screaming] Waffles!
[Cyborg] Now, where is that waffle maker?
-[beeping] -[Cyborg] Oh, here it is.
All right!
[growling]
[Cyborg] Ahhh!
[screaming] Why is this thing trying to eat me?
Because everything here is built for action.
And this makes breakfast more action!
[screaming] Action!
[all screaming]
[Cyborg screaming]
[Beast Boy] Wow! Cool!
[Raven] Yeah, it was actually kind of fun.
Like in a high-stakes life or death sort of way.
[Cyborg] Well, so much for waffles.
[Beast Boy] Let's watch some TV.
-[all screaming in joy] -[thumping]
[theme music playing]
[metal music playing]
[Robin] Take cover!
[Starfire screaming] Why is the TV trying to destroy us?
[Robin] Because action heroes don't get to watch TV.
They have to watch out for the TV.
[beeping]
I'm going in. Cover me.
[Cyborg screaming]
[grunting]
[Raven] That was a little too close.
Do we really have to risk our lives
every time we turn on the TV?
Yes.
In order to maintain our marketability as action figures,
we have to keep up our action hero personas!
[Cyborg] Cool! But can our action figure personas
get something to eat?
I'm starving over here.
Agreed.
All of this action
-has built up quite the appetite. -[grumbling]
Well, I know the perfect place
to grab a bite.
Titans, go!
[all shouting]
Action!
Whoo!
[all cheering]
[Starfire] You expect us to do the eating there?
Traveling through that asteroid field
is gonna put all our lives in danger.
Endangering our lives
is what being an action hero is all about!
Look! Our action figures are now more popular than the Justice League's!
Oh, my goodness!
That means we've become the number one toy license!
It's like a dream come true.
Kids love us!
So, let's give 'em more of what they want.
Action!
Titans, go!
[dance music playing]
[all shouting]
[Starfire grunts]
[Raven grunts]
[Beast Boy screaming]
[Cyborg grunting]
[screaming]
Ow!
[Robin grunting]
[screaming]
Yes! Argh!
[Cyborg] We made it.
[all groaning]
I'm starting to think that
risking our lives just to sell action figures
isn't a good idea.
I miss the old days
when we were just about shenanigans.
And our lives were filled with the kitties and the games!
Yeah. I ain't even sure
I wants to be an action hero no more.
-I'm with you, Beastie. -Me, too.
Indeed.
But if we quit now,
what are we gonna do about our toy license?
We'll handle that.
[line ringing]
Hello? Toy Master. What's up?
[Raven] Listen, Toy Master.
We've had a change of heart.
We alls decided
that we don't want to be action heroes no more.
So, you can go ahead and cancel that toy license.
Oh, forget it. There's no getting out of it.
As long as I have the toy license,
you're contractually obligated to remain action heroes.
I control your likeness now.
[Robin] But you don't control us!
You're going down, Toy Master!
Come and get me.
But I should warn you.
The popularity of your action figures
has enabled me to build a slightly bigger toy factory!
[all gasp]
How much further, Robin?
According to my scanners,
Toy Master's factory is just up ahead.
That dirty, no good Toy Master!
I can't believe he's forcing us to be action heroes
just so he can sell toys!
[sighs] We never had this problem with our shenanigan toys.
Cut the chatter.
We're here.
But all I see is the moon.
That's no moon.
That's Toy Master's factory!
No way!
Whoa! It's even bigger than I imagined.
[gasps] And it appears to be armed to the pearly white teeth!
We can't let that deter us.
If we want to stop being action heroes,
we need to get in there and destroy our toy license.
Easier said than done, bro.
Yeah, man.
I mean, look at that thing.
We don't have enough firepower to take on all that.
You're right. We are going to need help.
You really think the Justice League is gonna help us?
Of course they will.
What we need is a team of serious action heroes,
and no team is more serious than the Justice League.
Titans, que pasa?
Welcome to the Hall of Party!
[dance music playing]
We got Superman manning the grill.
Yeah, man!
We got a sweet game of volleyball going on in the pool.
Appreciate you, Plastic Man.
[Plastic Man laughs]
Martian Manhunter.
Oh, he's punchin' down the vibe!
Oh-ho-ho! You guys came to the right party!
-[music stops] -No, no, no, we're not here to party.
We are here to ask for the help.
What kind of help?
We need to destroy our toy license.
But the Toy Master has it locked inside his factory.
Oh, that sounds terrible.
Good luck with that.
What do you mean, "good luck with that?"
Ain't you going to help us?
Nah.
But you are the Justice League.
What happened to being the world's greatest superheroes?
I know, I know, I know.
But ever since you guys replaced us
as the number one toy license,
we're finally able to take a break
from being action heroes.
[music plays]
Well, break time's over. So let's go, go, go!
Whoa! No, no, forget it, okay?
We don't want to go back to risking our lives
just to sell toys.
We'd rather just kick it poolside
and enjoy some fun and games.
So you like to play games?
We could play you in some games.
And if we win,
the Justice League has to help us take down Toy Master.
Okay, okay.
But if we win, we go back to our party-party,
and you guys can go handle all the action on your own.
So we have a deal?
Oh, it's on.
Then let the games begin.
Okay, listen up, people.
Now, this competition will be decided by
whichever team wins the best of three rounds.
And the first round is
la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Limbo!
No problem.
I'm the limbo king.
Whoa! Okay, well then let's see how low you can go.
See what I did there?
Too easy.
[all cheering]
Oh, piece of cake!
Actually, I'll take two slices.
That's how easy this is going to be.
-[screams] -You gots this, bro.
No, I don't!
My body don't bend that way!
Yes, it will.
You just got to [struggling] loosen up.
[Cyborg screaming]
[groaning]
Now, get under there and win!
Huh?
[laughs] I made it! Booyah!
[all cheering]
Oh, no. No. No. No, I'm...
Oof!
[groans] Oh!
-Yes! Yes! -[all cheering]
Nice shot, dude.
Oh, you're in trouble now, bird boy,
'cause you're dealing with the Batman!
Ha-ha, we'll see about that.
-[grunts] -[beeping]
Ha! Beat that Batman!
[dramatic music playing]
Whoo-hoo! Yes!
I love the taste of victory.
It, you know, tastes like a cupcake, actually.
[chomps]
Okay, Beast Boy, it all comes down to this.
If we win this race,
we'll finally have the means to take down Toy Master.
Don't worry, I gots this, yo.
On your marks, get set, go!
Time to get the jump on his fool.
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Later!
Ha-ha!
[laughs]
Are you ready for this, Princess,
'cause I'm about to send you to another dimension!
No.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[screeches]
[screams]
You shall not outrace me, Man of the Stainless Steel,
for I am bringing up the heat!
[shrieks]
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
Yes! Victory is ours! Ha-ha!
In your face, Justice League!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[whooshing]
No!
This can't be happening!
Oh, mans!
Oh, you lose, Titans!
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we've got a party to get back to!
Justice League! Justice League!
Sure! Walk away, party boy! We don't need your help!
We'll be just fine
dealing with Toy Master on our own!
Are you sure that's a good idea?
Of course it's a good idea.
[Cyborg] This is not a good idea, dude! [screams]
[Starfire] We're taking on the heavy fire.
Just lost all my shields.
What are we gonna do, yo?
Retreat!
You won't escape from me that easily!
I can't move!
I was wrong, Titans. We do need the Justice League!
[The Flash] Did someone call our name?
Ba-pa-da-da!
We are in the house!
[machine powering down]
Oh, snap.
Them dudes showed up after all!
What made you change your mind?
Well, after you left,
I mean, we realized that [chuckling] there was no way
you guys could handle this on your own.
I mean, how are you guys going to take down
an evil genius like Toy Master
when you can't even win a sack race?
[Cyborg] Oh, it's true. We are pathetic.
[Beast Boy] We just ain't cut out to be action heroes.
Well, you said it.
Justice League! Justice League!
Forget it!
I designed my factory to be impervious to action heroes.
[Flash] Justice League party--
[all shrieking]
Oh, mans, hows we gonna stop this guy?
Our action hero powers are the useless!
That's the thing.
We're not action heroes.
You're right.
We're the Teen Titans!
Which means we can take him down with our shenanigans!
Titans, go!
No! This can't be!
The Ice Cream Scoopity Scoop Scoops!
Whoa!
Burger Grilling Barrage!
[screams]
Baby Beast Boy Blast!
[Toy Master shrieks]
Real Hair Brush, Brush, Brush!
[groans]
Hand over the license, Toy Master.
It's over.
Indeed it is.
For you!
[machine powering up]
Turning Head Deflect!
No, my license!
Without its immense power,
my factory will become unstable.
[rumbling]
[Beast Boy] Let's get out of here, yo!
Curse you, Titans!
As soon as my insurance check clears
I shall have my revenge!
[dance music playing]
Nice work, Titans. We did it!
Whoa, don't celebrate just yet.
We need to stop that wreck before it destroys Jump City.
[chuckling] Well, good luck with that.
You're not going to get in on the action?
No, man. We're done with all that action nonsense.
We are much the better
at messing about with the comedy shenanigans.
Now who's up for a dance party?
[Titans cheering]
[Cyborg] Oh, yeah! Drop it like it's warm.