[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[clicking]
Does anyone know why friend Robin
has called this meeting?
I'm guessing it has something to do
with our low crime fighting numbers.
That ain't our fault. It's these bad leads.
They are pretty weak. Look.
This one's just a toe print.
Can I have your attention for a moment?
[beeping]
One sec, bro.
Put that communicator down.
Communicators are for crime fighters only.
Why is he going on Glengarry Glen Ross on us?
Because like those poor saps in the movie,
you four need a kick in the pants.
You haven't solved any crimes lately.
-[Beast Boy yelps] -[glass shatters]
You call yourself superheroes.
You're a bunch of super zeros.
I don't have to listen to this.
You certainly don't, pal.
'Cause the good news is you're fired.
[all gasp]
The bad news is you've all got just one week
to get your jobs back.
Hmm, we're gonna need more incentive than that.
How's this for incentive?
A crime fighting contest.
First prize,
a vintage 1985 wave skipper.
[all] Whoa!
Twin cylinder two-stroke engine with rebounds!
And the underwater exhaust for the quieter operation!
And racing stripes.
Must have it.
What's second prize?
Second prize is an autographed photo of me.
[triumphant music playing]
Third and fourth prize.
-You're fired. -[triumphant music stops]
You get the picture?
You can't fight crime, then hang up your tights, pal,
'cause you are out.
But the leads are the weak.
The leads are weak?
The stinking leads are weak? You are weak.
I could bust criminals all day with those leads.
You just have to work harder,
because only one thing counts in this life,
get them behind the bars which are iron.
ABC.
A always, B be, C Crime fighting.
Always be crime fighting.
Always be crime fighting!
Guy thinks he's a big deal just 'cause he knows them alphabets.
[Robin] You see this utility belt?
Kind of hard not to.
I got this belt from Batman, the world's greatest detective.
So, yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
-Oh! -[glass shatters]
Do any of you know what it takes to be a good crime fighter?
Meatballs?
-[sloshes] -[crashes]
No! Brains!
But you didn't know that,
[panting] because you are not good crime fighters.
Which is why you don't get these.
[all gasping] The good leads!
That's right. These are the good leads.
These are Batman's leads, but they'd be wasted on you.
So you do not get them.
So we're stuck having these crumb-bum leads?
You wanna win that wave skipper?
[all] Yeah!
Then Titans, go!
[Robin reading]
[Cyborg] All it says is grocery store.
What a terrible lead.
Scanning for suspicious behavior.
[mimicking electronic beeps]
Free samples.
Get your free samples here.
Brother Blood.
He must be giving out those blood biscuits
so he can turn the customers into mindless zombies.
[laughing maniacally]
Stop right there, Brother Blood.
I know you're using those biscuits to control people's minds.
I'm doing no such thing.
My biscuits are just so good
that they blow people's minds.
[Cyborg] I'll be the judge of that.
[chomps]
[howling gleefully]
-[mystical music plays] -Oh, my!
I'm in biscuit heaven.
[chomping]
[belches]
[chomping]
See? You're hooked.
And I am off the hook.
The weak lead has taken me
to the mat of the laundry.
If the crime is in the progress, I shall do the finding of it.
[humming]
[gasps] The Killer Moth has the holes in the sweater?
This can only mean one thing.
He has dressed the adorable tiny cricket
in a fancy sweater vest.
Then, using his toxic serum,
Killer Moth mutated him into a monstrous creature
of the destruction and the chaos!
-[humming] -[Starfire yelling]
You will pay for creating the abomination
who wears the fancy sweater!
What are you talking about?
I'm just here doing my laundry.
Then explain to me
why the fancy sweater vest has the many holes in it?
I'm a moth. Putting holes in sweaters is kind of my thing.
[chomping]
-[dings] -[chuckles]
Oh, I the see. My mistake.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run into that light.
-[electrical buzzing] -[thudding]
Ooh, I actually gots a good lead.
The movies.
All right, I gotta find me a crime to fight.
[gasps] Gizmo.
He must be smuggling in a shrink ray
so no one can block his view of the screen.
-[pops] -[laughing maniacally]
-Hey! -I got you, Gizmo.
Now let me see what's in that backpack.
-Snacks? -Yeah, so what?
I was smuggling my own snacks into the movie.
I guess that's not a crime.
Now let's get down on this candy and watch this movie, yo!
[chomping]
[crunching]
[idyllic music plays]
[Raven] The park? This can't be right.
It's so peaceful here. Not a single crime in sight.
Hmm.
[suspicious music plays]
Wait a minute. It's the Brain.
He must be receiving some cash Mallah robbed from a bank!
-Oh, no, you don't! -[smashes]
Hand over the stolen money, Brain.
What? I don't have any money.
I am just here to paint, like Monet.
[harpsichord music plays]
Wow, you're actually pretty good.
Oh! Why, thank you.
[groans] Well, could you at least commit a crime?
We're having a competition and the winner gets a wave skipper.
Ooh, a wave skipper!
So, you'll help me?
-[splashes] -[Brain] Never!
This is my day to paint.
-Now go away. -Whatever.
[thuds]
[lightning strikes]
[groans] None of us are gonna ever win that wave skipper
with these bad leads.
[all sighing]
[somber jazz music playing]
[giggling mischievously]
Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Mmm-hmm.
I think we is.
[all] Steal the wave skipper!
[all laughing]
I thought you guys were serious for a second.
No, bro, that's crazy.
We are supposed to be doing the fighting of the crimes,
not the committing of them.
You're right, Star.
We could never steal that wave skipper.
Even though it would be easy.
-Yes, it would be easy. -[all murmuring]
Who would suspect us? Am I right?
Not difficult at all.
[whimsical music plays]
Yeah, well, phew! Look at the time.
I've got something, uh, important to go do.
Oh, I, too, have
the doing of the important something.
I better get home so I can beat that traffic.
-Laters! -[lightning strikes]
[Robin] Ahhh!
What's all this screaming about?
Someone stole the wave skipper!
It wasn't me.
Star said she was gonna steal it.
Yes, and so did friend Raven.
I was joking around.
Everyone knows how much Cyborg loves wave skippers.
He stole it.
Don't you point your finger at me!
It could've been any one of you little thieving thieves.
Well, one thing's for sure.
You're all terrible crime fighters and even worse criminals.
Oh, yeah, Mr. Big Shot?
Then let's see you solve this crime using your leads.
Okay, okay, I can work with this.
Because when it comes to crime fighting, I'm kind of a big deal.
Just gotta find more clues.
[thuds]
Come on, Robin, ABC, always be crime fighting.
Give me a second!
Hmm, no.
It is not so the easy, is it?
I just need some more time.
[crashes]
[sniffs]
[gasping and choking]
[vomits]
Time ain't gonna help you.
What you need is some of them good leads.
Argh, you're right.
[sighs] We can't be good crime fighters without good leads.
We told you.
Now let's use these bad boys to track down that wave skipper.
Titans, go!
[engine revving]
-Which way, dude? -Let's find out.
[energetic music plays]
[Robin] Take a right.
[tires screeching]
So them good leads is just a bunch of arrows?
That's right, Beast Boy.
-Now take a left. -[tires screeching]
-[Robin] Right. Left. -[tires screech]
-Right again. -[all] Ahhh!
Would you cut it out?
Why? Because it's leading us to where you stashed the wave skipper?
No, because it's making me car sick.
[vomits]
Go up, up, up!
[Robin] Now down, down, down!
[all screaming]
Okay, okay. I admit it.
That you stole the wave skipper?
No! That putting you in charge of the leads was a terrible idea!
-[thuds] -[tires screech]
Turn down that street, Cyborg.
But we cannot go down that street.
Why, Star?
Because it will reveal that you're the thief?
No! Because that street is the one way!
-[cars honking] -[all screaming]
Phew, that was close.
Last card. It looks like we're almost there.
-Go straight, Cyborg. -But I can't go straight.
Because we'll uncover your secret?
No, dummy, the bridge is out!
[groans] This is the place.
Now we'll finally uncover who took that wave skipper.
[engine revving]
The Brain?
Yes, it was Mallah and I
who stole this sweet, vintage wave skipper.
Ooh, we love water sports.
Now tell me, how did you find us?
[all] Good leads!