♪ Go! ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
Morning, Mallah.
Bonjour, Brain.
So, henchmen, what evil schemes
do you have cooked up for today?
We're going down to city hall to test out our new death rays.
Donne moi ceux!
What did I tell you about
playing with such dangerous weapons?
Not until we've cleaned up our room.
Correct. Now, go.
Those three are such troublemakers.
I couldn't be more proud of them.
Here you go.
My world famous croissants,
with a side of eggs straight from the marche de fermiers!
Oh, the perfect brain food. Thank you, Mallah.
You're the best partner-in-crime
an evil genius could ask for.
The weather today is supposed to be fantastique!
Perhaps we should take the henchmen to the park and burn it to the ground.
Oh, did I not tell you?
My brother, Brian, is coming to visit.
Oh, please, Mallah, in English.
Under no circumstances can your brother stay here.
Every time Brian visits, something goes terribly wrong.
I know. My brother didn't get the brains in the family.
But he looks up to me, Mallah.
My approval means a lot to him.
That may be, but he's also loud.
He is clumsy. He is rude!
But can't you put up with him for a few days, for me?
Hmm. Very well.
He's here!
Brain! Mallah! What's up, y'all?
Greetings, brother.
Sorry about your statue.
I was backing up the RV and it came out of nowhere.
Oh, that's okay, Brian.
It was only a priceless work of art.
We're just so happy you're here.
Yes. Thrilled.
Uncle Brian! Uncle Brian!
Did you bring us a present?
You know I did.
Say hello to your new pet, boys.
I mutated him myself. Impressive.
He's sure taken a liking to you, Mallah.
Now you kids have fun with him.
Just don't make any sudden movements.
Okay. Thanks, Uncle Brian.
Hey, uh, can I get some help with a few of my bags?
Of course. Mallah would love to help you.
Here you go.
Welcome to our evil lair.
Mallah and I are very proud of it.
Really? This dump?
You couldn't find an abandoned warehouse or something?
Oh, Brian, you're such a kidder.
So, what's it like being a supervillain in Metropolis?
It's great! Like just other day I got in Superman's face
and told him it was time to take out the trash.
Ooh! And then I bet you showed him.
You know I did, brother! Up high!
If Metropolis is so amazing, then why come here?
So I can help out my big bro and show him
what a great supervillain I've become.
Oh, that is so thoughtful of you, Brian.
Plus, the crime rate drops during the holidays,
so, I should be good to stay here for a month.
A month?
Brain, can I see you in the kitchen?
- We're talking, Mallah. - Now!
You told your brother he could stay here for a month?
He'll end up ruining our important scheme.
The scheme is fine.
Brian isn't going to mess anything up.
Well, you better see to it that he does not!
Of course, of course. He's family, Mallah.
Everything is going to be just fine.
How do you like the sound system?
I stole it off a truck.
It's too loud!
What? I can't hear you!
The music is too loud!
Enough!
You'll have to excuse Mallah.
He's not hip to the heavy metal.
That's okay, because I stole these bagpipes as well.
Brain!
Yes, Mallah.
What happened to all the food?
Oh, that.
Brian didn't want us committing crimes on an empty stomach.
So, he cooked us all a big breakfast.
Really?
That is very sweet.
Uh, where is it?
Well, his hunger got the best of him,
so he ate it all before we woke up.
Oh, look. He is out back,
teaching the henchmen how to throw a grenade.
Isn't that nice?
Heads up!
Brain!
Just a few more weeks and then he's gone.
I swear.
Ah! Ma belle, you are getting so big.
Mallah! Just the ape I was looking for.
- Really? - Absolutely.
Listen, can I borrow some money?
It's for an emergency.
Uh, what kind of emergency?
A big one. Really important.
I promise I'll pay you right back.
Very well. How much do you ne--
Thanks so much.
You're a lifesaver!
At last, c'est magnifique!
Check out my new evil ride!
I can't wait to show it off to my big bro!
Tu bouffonnes! You just killed my rose bush!
Oh, well...
Then let me make it up to you by giving you a spin.
Forget it.
I'm not riding on that abomination.
Where did you even get it?
I bought it with the money you lent me.
But you said it was for an emergency!
It was an emergency.
The guy was gonna sell it to the Riddler,
if I couldn't come up with the cash.
Later!
- Crepes Suzette! - Sorry!
Brain!
Big bro! Come on in.
I see you've been keeping up with your knitting.
Yeah. A supervillain has got to stay crafty.
Oh, what's this? Another one of your projects?
Oh, that's more than just a knitting project.
That's my wife, Knit-alia.
Bro, I can't believe you got married
without telling me.
Well, we had to hurry up and tie the knot
before our relationship unraveled.
I see.
You know, we should all go out to dinner one night.
You can bring Mallah.
Yes. Speaking of Mallah,
he wants you gone.
What?
But why?
Because you keep messing up.
So, I think it is in everyone's best interest
if you went back to Metropolis.
Oh, oh, please don't send me back!
You have no idea how hard it is to be a supervillain there.
Then what was all that talk about Superman
and telling him it's time to take out the trash?
The truth is, I've never fought Superman.
He just uses me as a garbage can
to throw out his old newspapers.
See?
Please, Brain, give me another chance.
Oh, I don't know...
I'll do anything! I swear!
Well, Mallah and I could use some help
with our scheme reveal party.
We're going to surprise the henchmen
with a brand-new super suit
that can transform anything into a personal playground.
Ooh, that sounds great!
I am an amazing party planner.
- Can I help? - Very well.
But this is your last chance, Brian.
So don't blow it.
You can count on me, big bro!
I have to hand it to Brian.
This party turned out incroyable!
The henchmen are having so much fun.
Okay, henchmen.
It's time to reveal our big scheme.
You have all been so terrible this year
that we've decided to reward you with something special.
So we are giving you...
Look out!
...a new super suit.
Surprise!
Imbecile! You ruined everything!
Sorry!
I just wanted to do a cool reveal with the motorcycle,
but I still don't know how to drive it.
Well, you better learn to drive it
because I want you out of here. Now!
Listen, I know I made a mistake,
but if you give me several more chances,
I promise I won't screw at least one of them up.
Forget it, Brian.
We've given you enough chances already.
Now it's time for you to leave.
- But-- - Go!
Look! Look! Uncle Brian is on the TV!
Uncle Brian?
He took the super suit!
Oh, no!
I cannot believe Brian stole our super suit.
I'm just as mad as you are, Mallah.
And when I find my brother,
I'm really going to give him a piece of my mind.
Now's your chance.
Brian, what you think you're doing?
Helping you with your evil plan.
Turning this city into your own personal playground.
But I wasn't planning on destroying the city.
I was simply going to use that suit to build a playground for the henchmen.
Oh, right.
Well, I can help with that, too.
I just got to clear some space.
No, Brian. That suit wasn't designed for that much destruction.
You're going to break it.
Uh, what was that?
You want me to break this building?
No!
Oh, he's such a typical younger brother.
Always wrecking my toys.
Listen, Brian, you have to stop.
You got that right.
Teen Titans!
Oh, I'm so happy you're here.
- What? - Huh?
- What the what? - What?
The villains are the happy to see us.
Is this some kind of prank?
No. It's not a prank. We really need your help.
My brother, Brian, is trying to prove himself to me,
but he's going about it the wrong way.
So, what are you saying, yo?
I need you to let Brian defeat you,
so he can prove himself and stop his rampaging.
Forget it, Brain.
Nothing is going to make us help you.
Not even some of Mallah's world-famous croissants?
Freshly baked.
Mm-mm! I do love me some croissants.
They're so crispy on the outside.
And the warm and the buttery on the inside.
Can you put some of them good chocolate chips in them?
Oui. Whatever you like.
Very well, Brain, we accept your ridiculous offer.
Splendid.
Titans, go!
We are going to take you down, Brian.
For real.
You'll never stop me.
Ah!
We shall not be holding the anything back.
At all, we swear.
Oh, yeah. Get ready to feel the pain, Titans.
Hyah!
Ow!
Ha, see what I did, big bro? You see what I did?
Ugh.
I is completely defenseless over here.
Yeah!
Ow!
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
Ha!
Give me a break.
I'm a sitting duck down here.
Come on! Fine. I'll do it myself.
Ha! Foolish Titans.
Now, get over here and let me finish you off.
Aw, man.
Do we have to?
You want those croissants, don't you?
Fine.
Cupcakes at least.
Woo-hoo! Go, Brian.
Yes. Bravo!
That fight was fantastique.
Mm-mm.
You really pounded us good.
I feel so got.
You're the evil man, Brian.
Indeed you are. I am so proud of you, little brother.
Wow. Really?
We both are.
You have no idea how long I've waited to hear those words.
Well, I guess it's time for me to head back out on the open road.
Aw, leaving so soon?
Yeah, I think I've done enough damage around here.
Plus, Natalia has been on pins and needles waiting to hit up some local craft fairs.
She has so much fun at those.
They leave her in stitches.
A pun. Well, it has been a pleasure having you.
Later, Brian.
We shall the miss you.
And feel free to come back any time.
Yeah, we love losing for free food.
All r... Wait.
What was that about free food?
You knows, how your brother bribed us with croissants, so you'd win.
What a guy.
Oh, wait, that was supposed to be a secret.
My bad.
Fools!
Oh!
So, you tricked me?
You didn't think I could beat the Titans on my own?
Keep your voice down.
Forget it.
I'm not listening to you or your monkey boy ever again.
Hey, I am not his monkey boy.
My henchmen stole my bike.
Good for them.
But they are not programmed to drive a motorcycle.
They are going to get themselves killed.
We have to save them from their own stupidity.
Follow me. I've got a plan.
There they are.
We have to stop them before they hit that construction zone.
Help! We're gonna die!
It's going to be all right.
Mallah and Daddy are here.
Just press that lever to activate the brake.
Look out!
No! The other lever.
Move!
Do you even know which lever the brake is on?
Uh, now that you mention it, no.
Ugh. Poubelle.
This is terrible!
I don't want anything bad happening to our close-knit family.
Close-knit?
That gives me an idea.
Quick, take a right.
Are you banana brained?
We are almost out of time.
Just do it.
You pulled it off, Brian.
Merci.
Listen, I am sorry for deceiving you.
Eh, that's okay. It's what supervillains do.
Yes, but I only did it because I care about you.
You do?
Of course, you're my brother.
In fact, I think you really could be a great supervillain
if only you had the confidence.
Oh. I'm touched you did that for me.
But I know I'm not a great supervillain.
The only reason I was trying to become one was to make you proud of me.
That is just so beautiful.
Thanks.
You know, I've always dreamed of knitting professionally.
I just think I am better at creating things than I am destroying them.
Then I think you should follow your dream.
Now come over here, dear brother, and give me a hug.
Bring it in.
Ah, the henchmen love their new playset, Brian.
They've been playing on it all day without getting scuffed.
And I am loving this body cozy here.
Great.
I even made something for you, Mallah.
You did?
Remember how I destroyed your rose bush?
Oui.
Well, I went ahead and knitted you a new one.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
It is beautiful.
Merci, Brian, merci.
Let us out of here.
Nice mutant bunny.
Ow!