1 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:07,311 ♪ Go! ♪ 2 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,059 ♪ T-E-E-N ♪ 3 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,321 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ 4 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,368 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪ 5 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,546 ♪ Teen Titans, go ♪ 6 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,605 Death Toilet! 7 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,651 Man, that was the best Death Toilet yet. 8 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,740 I give it four out of five flushes. 9 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,525 Are you kidding me? That movie was garbage. 10 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,223 It was riddled with plot holes. 11 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:52,226 You mean the holes that make the cars go the bumpety bump? 12 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:53,879 No, not potholes. 13 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,881 Plot holes. 14 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,970 They're inconsistencies that can destroy a good adventure. 15 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,146 Ow! 16 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,277 Come on, dude. 17 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,018 Plot holes aren't that big a deal. 18 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,541 Tons of great movies have 'em. 19 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,369 Yeah. Like in Lord of the Rings. 20 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,067 They could have just flown those giant eagles to Mount Doom 21 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,720 instead of walking there. 22 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,157 Or in Armageddon, 23 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,072 they taught drillers to become astronauts 24 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,945 when it would have been way easier to teach astronauts to drill. 25 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:18,469 Or in Independence Day, they uploaded a virus 26 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:22,734 onto an alien spaceship using a computer from 1996. 27 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,127 '96, y'all. 28 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:30,916 I have seen all of the pictures of the motion, 29 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:34,006 and not once did I notice these holes of the plot. 30 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:37,445 That's because you were distracted by the big, flashy special effects. 31 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,449 Titans! 32 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:43,451 Ah, see how distracted you were? 33 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:46,410 Yeah. Those special effects were amazing, yo. 34 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:49,021 Sure, but Hollywood relies too heavily on them 35 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,588 to cover up potholes. 36 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,024 Fine with me. 37 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,114 Those plot hole adventures look like a lot of fun. 38 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,595 I wish we could go on the adventure that has the holes of the plot. 39 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:59,902 Well, I can conjure one using my spell book. 40 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:00,946 But first, we'll need to 41 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,296 fill in some missing details. 42 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,036 Sounds good, Mama. 43 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,777 Ooh! I love this game. 44 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:09,129 Oh, yeah. Let's plug in some funny words. 45 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,260 Hold on there, Titans. 46 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,522 We need to be careful. 47 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,176 Putting in a bunch of random words 48 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,830 could cause a serious plot hole. 49 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,528 Which is why we should use logic to craft this adventure. 50 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:20,096 No way, man. No logic, no how. 51 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,750 It will ruin all of the fun. 52 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:25,145 Yeah, We wants this adventure to be crazy, yo. 53 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,757 Now, let's fill in those blanks and get this adventure started. 54 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,976 Okay. I'm gonna need a body part. 55 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,195 The stomach! 56 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,153 A household item. 57 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,241 A cactus! 58 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,416 A powerful person. 59 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,157 President Abraham Lincoln. 60 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,201 Something dumb. 61 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,942 - Robin's face. - What? 62 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:40,986 A useful skill. 63 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,249 The pottery making. 64 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:44,294 And finally, a celebrity. 65 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,035 - Scott Menville. - Who? 66 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,603 Hmm. Menville. Okay. 67 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:49,995 All the blanks have been filled in. 68 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,998 Whoa. What's happening? 69 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,392 Our adventure has started. 70 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,659 Ahh! Our home has been turned into a giant stomach. 71 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:05,837 This was the genius of my creativity. 72 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:06,969 I likes it. 73 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,449 It shows that we've got guts. 74 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,364 And that we're hungry for adventure. 75 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:13,367 Plus, it's way cooler than living in some big dumb letter. 76 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,933 But we've had hundreds of adventures, 77 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,371 and the Tower has never once looked like this. 78 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,981 It's a plot hole! 79 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:27,859 Whoa! It's like an actual thing? 80 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,296 Yes, it's a thing! 81 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,211 Calm down, Robin. It's just a tiny one. 82 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,299 It's not gonna hurt nobody. 83 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,827 Crime alert. A criminal mastermind is plotting 84 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,568 something on the outskirts of the city. 85 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,047 Then what are we waiting for? 86 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,875 Let's go stop that crime, yo. 87 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,094 To the T-car! 88 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,498 The T-car is now a cactus? 89 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,457 Yeah, dude. Hop on. 90 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:02,807 Ow! 91 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,902 This is a terrible idea. 92 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:11,990 No, it ain't. Ow! 93 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,341 It's exciting and adventurous. Ow! 94 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:17,605 Yeah. We can pass out from the pain at any moment. Ow! 95 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,476 But we have dozens of other vehicles 96 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:20,782 we could have taken. 97 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,262 We are creating another plot hole. 98 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:27,702 If this adventure doesn't start making sense soon, 99 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,921 these holes could really add up. 100 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:30,922 Ahhh! 101 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,794 Evil fortress dead ahead. 102 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,666 It looks to be the well-protected. 103 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,889 Not from this bad boy. Needle blast! 104 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:48,244 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 105 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,767 We made it! 106 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,814 And you thought the cactus didn't make any sense. 107 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,903 Someone's coming, yo. 108 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,426 Stand ready, Titans. 109 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,126 President Abraham Lincoln? 110 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,303 Hail to the Chief! 111 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,087 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time out. 112 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:08,438 Abraham Lincoln is our nation's most celebrated leader. 113 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:11,311 Not some crazed supervillain. 114 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,529 We know, Robin. 115 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,662 That's what makes it so absurd. 116 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,447 No. What it makes is another plot hole. 117 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,363 Enough! 118 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,322 Four minutes and seven seconds ago, 119 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,672 I began developing a living weapon. 120 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:29,111 And now, I bring forth that weapon, which I call... 121 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,119 Hydra-Bin! 122 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,860 Oh, snap. 123 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,428 So that's how my Robin idea got worked into this adventure. 124 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:42,559 Nice. 125 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:43,865 It's not nice. 126 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,867 A Hydra-Bin isn't even a real thing. 127 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:49,218 Maybe not. But I think that monster is super dope, yo. 128 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:54,005 Oh-ho. And it is far more handsome than our own Robin. 129 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,662 Are you kidding me? 130 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,143 That thing is a horrifying monster. 131 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,840 Yeah, that's right, it is. 132 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,148 And I'm gonna use it to destroy the United States 133 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:09,456 in order to form a more perfect union. 134 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,848 Not if we can help it. 135 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,023 Titans, go! 136 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,071 Ow! Ow! Ow! 137 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:22,294 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a nation to rebuild. 138 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,605 How's we gonna stop that guy? 139 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,694 I have the idea. 140 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,219 Pottery making? 141 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,786 Indeed! 142 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,572 And today we shall be making the happy little vases. 143 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:42,967 But making pottery isn't going to help us take down Abraham Lincoln. 144 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:46,362 It's just another random word choice that doesn't make any sense. 145 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:51,062 Never underestimate the importance of the pottery, Robin. 146 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:54,414 And besides, I've always wanted to learn how to make a pretty vase. 147 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,198 Mm-hmm. I hear it's very therapeutic. 148 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,591 But we're running out of time. 149 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,680 Abe is attacking the city. 150 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,770 Then you better sit your butt down and gets to making that pottery, fool. 151 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,946 Fine. Let's just get this over with. 152 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,061 You're finished, Abe. 153 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:36,456 'Cause we gots the power of pottery on our side. 154 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,895 Well, that didn't work. 155 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:44,638 See? You can't just plug random words into an adventure! 156 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:49,512 No one can stop me from building my new land. 157 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,340 Face it, Titans. 158 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,298 If we're going to stop Honest Abe, we're gonna need help. 159 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,865 Yo, check it out. 160 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,480 - Is it Batman? - Or the Superman? 161 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,785 No. It's... 162 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,961 Scott Menville. 163 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:07,878 He's so dreamy. 164 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,272 Oh, yeah! Scott Menville to the rescue, yo. 165 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,753 But how is an actor going to save the day? 166 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,319 It doesn't make any sense. 167 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,843 Who the cares? 168 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,498 We just want to see the Scott fight the monster. 169 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,151 Go get 'em, Scott! 170 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,023 Scott Menville! 171 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,982 Menville! 172 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:31,206 Oh, yeah! You go, Scott Menville! 173 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,652 Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott. 174 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,045 Stop cheering for him. 175 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,916 Scott's just creating another plot hole. 176 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,623 Scott Menville! 177 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,364 What's going on? 178 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:00,757 Exactly what I feared. 179 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:03,064 We've created too many plot holes, 180 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,283 and now they're destroying the adventure. 181 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,809 Grab onto something! 182 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:17,469 I hold this cape to be self-evident 183 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:21,386 that it will take more than a plot hole to get rid of me. 184 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:22,562 Get lost, Abe! 185 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,262 That plot hole is destroying everything! 186 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,742 See, Titans? 187 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,266 This is what happens when you don't use logic. 188 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:35,966 Plugging in the nonsense words is no way to craft an adventure! 189 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:39,056 We need to find something that can cover up that hole. 190 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:42,059 If only we had some big, flashy special effects. 191 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:44,584 That's it! Raven, use your spell book. 192 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,588 Azarath Metrion Zinthos! 193 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,338 Special effects! 194 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:04,429 Oh, yeah. We successfully covered up the plot hole, yo. 195 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,388 But is it not still there? 196 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:09,434 Yeah, but no one's gonna notice after all that excitement. 197 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,306 That's right. 198 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,525 Covering up a terrible plot hole adventure with special effects 199 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,615 is the Hollywood way.