[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[dramatic music playing]
[flushes]
[bell dings]
[all laughing]
[Beast Boy] Death Toilet!
Man, that was the best Death Toilet yet.
I give it four out of five flushes.
Are you kidding me? That movie was garbage.
It was riddled with plot holes.
You mean the holes that make the cars go the bumpety bump?
No, not potholes.
Plot holes.
They're inconsistencies that can destroy a good adventure.
- [snake hisses] - Ow!
Come on, dude.
Plot holes aren't that big a deal.
Tons of great movies have 'em.
Yeah. Like in Lord of the Rings.
They could have just flown those giant eagles to Mount Doom
instead of walking there.
Or in Armageddon,
they taught drillers to become astronauts
when it would have been way easier to teach astronauts to drill.
Or in Independence Day, they uploaded a virus
onto an alien spaceship using a computer from 1996.
'96, y'all.
[buzzing and beeping]
I have seen all of the pictures of the motion,
and not once did I notice these holes of the plot.
That's because you were distracted by the big, flashy special effects.
- [fireworks bursting] - [all exclaiming in awe]
- Titans! - [all gasp]
Ah, see how distracted you were?
Yeah. Those special effects were amazing, yo.
Sure, but Hollywood relies too heavily on them
to cover up potholes.
Fine with me.
Those plot hole adventures look like a lot of fun.
I wish we could go on the adventure that has the holes of the plot.
Well, I can conjure one using my spell book.
But first, we'll need to
fill in some missing details.
Sounds good, Mama.
Ooh! I love this game.
Oh, yeah. Let's plug in some funny words.
Hold on there, Titans.
We need to be careful.
Putting in a bunch of random words
could cause a serious plot hole.
Which is why we should use logic to craft this adventure.
No way, man. No logic, no how.
It will ruin all of the fun.
Yeah, We wants this adventure to be crazy, yo.
[Robin groans]
Now, let's fill in those blanks and get this adventure started.
Okay. I'm gonna need a body part.
[gasps] The stomach!
A household item.
A cactus!
A powerful person.
President Abraham Lincoln.
Something dumb.
- Robin's face. - What?
A useful skill.
The pottery making.
And finally, a celebrity.
- Scott Menville. - Who?
Hmm. Menville. Okay.
All the blanks have been filled in.
[ethereal whooshing]
Whoa. What's happening?
Our adventure has started.
[belches]
Ahh! Our home has been turned into a giant stomach.
[giggles] This was the genius of my creativity.
I likes it.
It shows that we've got guts.
And that we're hungry for adventure. [laughs]
Plus, it's way cooler than living in some big dumb letter.
But we've had hundreds of adventures,
and the Tower has never once looked like this.
It's a plot hole!
[dramatic music playing]
[chirping in panic, squawks]
Whoa! It's like an actual thing?
Yes, it's a thing!
Calm down, Robin. It's just a tiny one.
It's not gonna hurt nobody.
[alarm blaring]
Crime alert. A criminal mastermind is plotting
something on the outskirts of the city.
Then what are we waiting for?
Let's go stop that crime, yo.
To the T-car!
[flushing]
[burps]
[all screaming]
[all grunt]
The T-car is now a cactus?
Yeah, dude. Hop on. [grunts]
[screaming]
[all] Ow!
[Robin screaming]
- [horns honking] - [Robin groaning]
This is a terrible idea.
No, it ain't. Ow!
It's exciting and adventurous. Ow!
Yeah. We can pass out from the pain at any moment. Ow!
But we have dozens of other vehicles
we could have taken.
We are creating another plot hole.
[dramatic music plays]
- [engine whirring] - [pilot screaming]
If this adventure doesn't start making sense soon,
these holes could really add up.
Ahhh!
Evil fortress dead ahead.
[Starfire] It looks to be the well-protected.
Not from this bad boy. Needle blast!
[all] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
We made it!
And you thought the cactus didn't make any sense.
- [footsteps and cane tapping] - Someone's coming, yo.
Stand ready, Titans.
[Titans] President Abraham Lincoln?
Hail to the Chief!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time out.
Abraham Lincoln is our nation's most celebrated leader.
Not some crazed supervillain.
We know, Robin.
That's what makes it so absurd.
No. What it makes is another plot hole.
Enough!
Four minutes and seven seconds ago,
I began developing a living weapon.
And now, I bring forth that weapon, which I call...
[blows horn]
[rumbling]
[roaring]
[Abraham] Hydra-Bin!
Oh, snap.
So that's how my Robin idea got worked into this adventure.
[laughs] Nice.
It's not nice.
A Hydra-Bin isn't even a real thing.
Maybe not. But I think that monster is super dope, yo.
Oh-ho. And it is far more handsome than our own Robin.
[belching]
[giggles]
[shivers] Are you kidding me?
That thing is a horrifying monster.
Yeah, that's right, it is.
And I'm gonna use it to destroy the United States
in order to form a more perfect union.
Not if we can help it.
Titans, go!
[Titans yelling]
[Titans] Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Titans groaning]
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a nation to rebuild.
[roars]
[Raven groans]
How's we gonna stop that guy?
I have the idea.
Pottery making?
Indeed!
And today we shall be making the happy little vases.
But making pottery isn't going to help us take down Abraham Lincoln.
It's just another random word choice that doesn't make any sense.
[pot shatters]
Never underestimate the importance of the pottery, Robin.
And besides, I've always wanted to learn how to make a pretty vase.
Mm-hmm. I hear it's very therapeutic.
But we're running out of time.
Abe is attacking the city.
Then you better sit your butt down and gets to making that pottery, fool.
Fine. Let's just get this over with.
[serene instrumental music playing]
[Titans screaming]
[Robin screaming]
[roaring]
[Robin] You're finished, Abe.
'Cause we gots the power of pottery on our side.
Well, that didn't work.
See? You can't just plug random words into an adventure!
[Titans scream, grunt]
No one can stop me from building my new land.
Face it, Titans.
If we're going to stop Honest Abe, we're gonna need help.
Yo, check it out.
- Is it Batman? - Or the Superman?
No. It's...
Scott Menville.
[eagle screeches]
[all cheering]
[Cyborg] He's so dreamy.
Oh, yeah! Scott Menville to the rescue, yo.
But how is an actor going to save the day?
It doesn't make any sense.
Who the cares?
We just want to see the Scott fight the monster.
Go get 'em, Scott!
Scott Menville!
Menville!
[upbeat R music playing]
Oh, yeah! You go, Scott Menville!
[Hydra-Bin grunting]
[Abraham screaming]
[all] Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott.
Stop cheering for him.
Scott's just creating another plot hole.
[ethereal whooshing]
Scott Menville!
What's going on?
Exactly what I feared.
We've created too many plot holes,
and now they're destroying the adventure.
[all screaming]
Grab onto something!
[Hydra-Bin screeching]
[Abraham grunting]
I hold this cape to be self-evident
that it will take more than a plot hole to get rid of me.
Get lost, Abe!
[Abraham screaming]
That plot hole is destroying everything!
See, Titans?
This is what happens when you don't use logic.
Plugging in the nonsense words is no way to craft an adventure!
We need to find something that can cover up that hole.
If only we had some big, flashy special effects.
That's it! Raven, use your spell book.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[screeching]
[heroic music plays]
- Special effects! - [all cheering]
Oh, yeah. We successfully covered up the plot hole, yo.
But is it not still there?
Yeah, but no one's gonna notice after all that excitement.
That's right.
Covering up a terrible plot hole adventure with special effects
is the Hollywood way.
- [fireworks bursting] - [roaring]