♪ Go! ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
Ooh! I am so excited to be camping
for the first time ever in the woodsies.
I can'ts waits to kick it with my furry woodland homies.
I'm looking forward to finding a bunch of creepy bugs.
I just wanna stretch out and relax.
Woowie! Here we is.
The greats outdoors.
Bah! This place is for losers.
We're going to a campsite. that's...
extreme.
Whoa!
We're alive.
Whoa! Would you look at this place?
Whoo!
It was definitely worth endangering our lives to be here.
This place is awesome, yo.
The Chief was right.
You bet I was.
Now, this is nature.
Hey, it's my furry woodland homies.
Wow!
Such respect they are showing to The Chief.
It's not me they respect.
It's my awesome beard.
Whoa! That beard is sick, yo.
How come we never seen your beard in action before?
Because I keep a low profile.
Ooh! What else can it do, Chief?
Bugs!
Whoa!
Look at this handsome man.
My very own poop hole!
Thanks, Chief's beard.
Wow! I wish I had whiskers like that.
I too am finding myself wanting a beard as talented
as the one on your face cheeks.
A beard like that would make me queen of the bugs.
How's about it, Chief?
Can we get cool beards like yours?
Sure. All you need is just a little drop of my beard oil.
Uh--
What am I saying?
No. Absolutely not.
Having a beard like mine is hard work.
I am talking rigorous daily grooming.
No problem. We can handle that.
No, you can't.
Because having a beard is also dangerous.
I have to keep a low profile,
or else, I could attract the attention of...
The Beard Hunter!
The who now?
The Beard Hunter.
He's a twisted fiend who stalks people with luxurious beards.
And when he finds them,
he uses his sharp razors...
...to slice off their beards.
Which he then wears on his belt,
like obscene little trophies.
So, beware.
Beware, the Beard Hunter.
That's a bunch of nonsense, yo.
Yes, who would be scared by that story.
A little baby robot, that's who. Not me.
Sounds like a cool guy.
Too bad he's fake.
He's not fake!
The Beard Hunter is real and he must never get his hands
on my beard and all of its magic beard oil.
Can I touch it?
Are you crazy?
You're gonna reveal our location to the Beard Hunter.
Now I'm gonna take a nap,
and I don't want any of you going near my beard while I'm asleep.
- Got it? - Got it.
We needs to get some of that magic oil
so we can grow our own sweet beards.
But what of the scary Beard Hunter?
Bah! That Chief just made that stuff up so we'd leave his beard alone.
Yeah, the Beard Hunter's totally fake yo.
Like Bigfoot and all the moon landings.
Now who's with me?
Let's do this!
So many beautiful beards...
The coast is very clear currently.
come on...
Lincoln?
Beard...
Beard butter...
That's right, baby.
We gots it!
Yes!
Now, let's grow some fabulous facial fur, right?
That's what's up!
What's all this ruckus!
I'm trying to--
Yay, yay yay!
Yeah boy.
You can run,
but you can't hide.
Hey Chief, you want some tea?
You fools!
All of these facial hair high jinks,
are going to attract the attention of the Beard Hunter.
You're still trying to sell us on that Beard Hunter thing?
You can'ts fool us, Chief.
There ain't no such thing as the Beard Hunter.
The Chief was right.
He is real.
Protect your beards! Run!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
We can't allow him to catch us.
Ain't nobody gonna catch me, yo!
Oh, buddy!
Looks like we got us a good one here.
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
He cuts my beard, yo!
He'll get stronger with every beard he shaves.
Yikes!
The Beard Hunter's so glad you could drop by.
Stop getting captured, you fools.
Gross!
Facial wax!
This may sting a little.
Beard Hunter!
Everybody, get in!
Move, move, move!
We did it! We gots away!
Fear not, family.
The nasty Beard Hunter will never get inside this van.
It is constructed out of the reinforced steel.
But what abouts the sunroof?
No!
Oh! My face is naked and ashamed.
We have to get out of here!
I'm a sitting duck!
Give up Beard Hunter.
You're never getting my beard.
Don't need it.
Thanks to your family,
the Beard Hunter now has enough hair,
to form the ultimate beard.
It will enable me to take over the world.
Beard Hunter!
Come on, gang.
Let's go wipe that bearded smile off his face.
Wait!
So many follicles.
Let 'em go.
Or what?
You really think you've got the facial fortitude
to take down the Beard Hunter?
You bet I do.
Fine. Then let's settle this...
Beardo-e-Beardo.
Beard Battle.
Come on!
Ow!
You'll pay for that.
You can never defeat my ultimate beard.
Your beard may be powerful, but mine is...
...extreme!
Not the dragon beard!
No!
All The Beard Hunter ever wanted was a nice beard.
So he could look like a big man.
Oh! Now that he can't destroy us.
I almost feel bad for him.
Yeah, he does look the very super sad
and super super pathetic also.
I've got a way to cheer him up.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Where did that beard come from?
I made it out of bugs.
What?
Get it off. Get it off!
Curse you Doom Patrol.
You haven't seen the last of the Beard Hunter.
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
I still can't believe that fool is real.