[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
Ooh! I am so excited to be camping
for the first time ever in the woodsies.
I can'ts waits to kick it with my furry woodland homies.
I'm looking forward to finding a bunch of creepy bugs.
I just wanna stretch out and relax.
[Beast Boy] Woowie! Here we is.
The greats outdoors.
Bah! This place is for losers.
We're going to a campsite. that's...
extreme.
- [Chief laughing wickedly] - [heavy metal music playing]
[screaming]
[Chief laughing wickedly]
[laughing wickedly]
[all screaming] Whoa!
[all yelling]
[all shrieking]
[yelling]
[all] Whoa!
- [music stops] - [all groaning]
[Negative Girl groaning] We're alive.
[heavy metal music playing]
[explosion]
[fire crackling]
Whoa! Would you look at this place?
Whoo! [laughs]
It was definitely worth endangering our lives to be here.
This place is awesome, yo.
The Chief was right.
You bet I was.
Now, this is nature.
- [jungle theme music playing] - [animals sounds]
Hey, it's my furry woodland homies.
[eagle screeching]
Wow!
Such respect they are showing to The Chief.
It's not me they respect.
It's my awesome beard.
[twinkling]
- [squirrels squeaking] - [bees buzzing]
[bottles clinking]
[mouse squeaking]
[eagle screeching]
Whoa! That beard is sick, yo.
How come we never seen your beard in action before?
Because I keep a low profile.
Ooh! What else can it do, Chief?
[gasps] Bugs!
[exclaiming]
[whirring]
[laughing] Whoa!
Look at this handsome man.
My very own poop hole!
- Thanks, Chief's beard. - [claps]
[water dripping]
Wow! I wish I had whiskers like that.
I too am finding myself wanting a beard as talented
as the one on your face cheeks.
- A beard like that would make me queen of the bugs. - [bees buzzing]
How's about it, Chief?
Can we get cool beards like yours?
Sure. All you need is just a little drop of my beard oil.
Uh--
[smacks head] What am I saying?
No. Absolutely not.
Having a beard like mine is hard work.
I am talking rigorous daily grooming.
[Negative Girl] No problem. We can handle that.
[yells] No, you can't.
Because having a beard is also dangerous.
I have to keep a low profile,
or else, I could attract the attention of...
The Beard Hunter!
The who now?
The Beard Hunter.
He's a twisted fiend who stalks people with luxurious beards.
And when he finds them,
- he uses his sharp razors... - [blade swishing]
...to slice off their beards.
Which he then wears on his belt,
like obscene little trophies.
So, beware.
Beware, the Beard Hunter.
[all laughing heartily]
That's a bunch of nonsense, yo.
[shivering] Yes, who would be scared by that story.
A little baby robot, that's who. Not me.
[Negative Girl] Sounds like a cool guy.
Too bad he's fake.
[thumps fist] He's not fake!
The Beard Hunter is real and he must never get his hands
on my beard and all of its magic beard oil.
Can I touch it?
- [trickling] - [slaps]
- [fire crackling] - [whoosh]
[explosion]
[birds cawing]
- [all] Wow! - [fire crackling]
Are you crazy?
You're gonna reveal our location to the Beard Hunter.
[whooshes]
- [wheelchair whirring] - Now I'm gonna take a nap,
and I don't want any of you going near my beard while I'm asleep.
- Got it? - [all] Got it.
[wheelchair whirring]
We needs to get some of that magic oil
so we can grow our own sweet beards.
But what of the scary Beard Hunter?
Bah! That Chief just made that stuff up so we'd leave his beard alone.
Yeah, the Beard Hunter's totally fake yo.
Like Bigfoot and all the moon landings.
Now who's with me?
Let's do this!
[snoring]
So many beautiful beards... [snoring]
[whispers] The coast is very clear currently.
[helicopter whirring, cartoony tiptoeing]
- [snoring] Letterman... - [cartoony tiptoeing]
- come on... [snoring] - [thumps]
- [vase shattering] - Lincoln?
[radio static]
[serene music plays]
[snoring]
Beard... [snoring]
- [oil trickling] - Beard butter...
That's right, baby.
We gots it!
[Robotman exclaiming] Yes!
Now, let's grow some fabulous facial fur, right?
That's what's up!
- [gushing, splashing] - [laughs]
[snoring]
- [thudding] - [screams]
- What's all this ruckus! - [dance music playing]
I'm trying to--
[gasps]
[Beast Boy] Yay, yay yay!
Yeah boy.
You can run,
- but you can't hide. - [bug screaming]
Hey Chief, you want some tea?
- [cup clunks] - You fools!
All of these facial hair high jinks,
are going to attract the attention of the Beard Hunter.
[chuckles] You're still trying to sell us on that Beard Hunter thing?
You can'ts fool us, Chief.
There ain't no such thing as the Beard Hunter.
[whoosh]
[water splashes]
[thuds, splashes]
[thunder roars]
[yelling hysterically]
- [echoing] Beard Hunter! - [lightning, thunder roars]
[all screaming]
The Chief was right.
He is real.
Protect your beards! Run!
- [whoosh] - Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
[all screaming]
We can't allow him to catch us.
Ain't nobody gonna catch me, yo!
[pop]
[giggles]
[screams]
[struggling]
[screaming]
[thudding]
- [screaming] - [birds flapping]
- [whooshes] - [groaning]
[laughing] Oh, buddy!
Looks like we got us a good one here.
- [blade swishing] - Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
- [Beard Hunter laughing wickedly] - [Beast Boy screaming]
- [thuds] - He cuts my beard, yo!
He'll get stronger with every beard he shaves.
- [trotting] - [whooshes]
- [thuds] - [screaming]
Yikes!
The Beard Hunter's so glad you could drop by.
- [machine whirring] - [laughing wickedly]
[wails]
Stop getting captured, you fools.
[laughs wickedly]
[splashing]
Gross!
Facial wax!
This may sting a little.
[screams]
[laughs wickedly]
[shouts, echoes] Beard Hunter!
[all shrieking]
[laughs wickedly]
Everybody, get in!
Move, move, move!
[wheelchair whirrs]
[engine revs]
We did it! We gots away!
[all cheering]
[blades swishing, firing]
[metal clanks]
- [explodes] - [all screaming]
Fear not, family.
The nasty Beard Hunter will never get inside this van.
- It is constructed out of the reinforced steel. - [clunking]
But what abouts the sunroof?
[thuds, clunk]
[Robotman] No!
- [shouting] No! - [blades swishing]
[electric crackling]
Oh! My face is naked and ashamed.
[laughs wickedly]
We have to get out of here!
I'm a sitting duck!
- [whoosh] - [thuds]
[explosion]
[Beast Boy groans]
[laughs wickedly]
Give up Beard Hunter.
You're never getting my beard.
Don't need it.
Thanks to your family,
the Beard Hunter now has enough hair,
to form the ultimate beard.
It will enable me to take over the world.
[whirring]
[laughs wickedly]
[intense screaming]
[all gasp]
[laughs wickedly]
[shouts] Beard Hunter!
Come on, gang.
Let's go wipe that bearded smile off his face.
- [screaming] - Wait!
- [screaming] - [laughing]
[all gasp]
[all groaning]
So many follicles.
[laughing]
Let 'em go.
Or what?
You really think you've got the facial fortitude
to take down the Beard Hunter?
You bet I do.
Fine. Then let's settle this...
Beardo-e-Beardo.
[both shout] Beard Battle.
[eagle cawing]
[wheels screeching]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[yelling]
[grunts] Come on!
[screaming]
[yelling]
[screaming]
- [gun firing] - [grunting]
[both screaming]
[all shouting]
Ow!
You'll pay for that.
You can never defeat my ultimate beard.
[laughs wickedly]
Your beard may be powerful, but mine is...
[screaming, echoes] ...extreme!
[electricity buzzing]
[screaming]
[roaring]
- [Chief laughs wickedly] - [roaring]
[shrieking]
Not the dragon beard!
[screaming]
[Chief grunting]
- [roaring] - [screaming]
[roaring]
[rustling]
[thuds] No!
[sobbing]
All The Beard Hunter ever wanted was a nice beard.
So he could look like a big man.
[sobbing]
Oh! Now that he can't destroy us.
I almost feel bad for him.
Yeah, he does look the very super sad
and super super pathetic also.
I've got a way to cheer him up.
[sobbing]
Here you go.
[sobs]
Thank you.
Where did that beard come from?
- [chain rotating] - I made it out of bugs.
What?
- [bugs squeaking] - [screaming]
Get it off. Get it off!
Curse you Doom Patrol.
You haven't seen the last of the Beard Hunter.
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
I still can't believe that fool is real.
[shaving machine buzzing]