[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
[Beast Boy slurping]
[gargling]
Uh, what are you doing?
Having lunch.
Ah, we done run out of them proper foods.
You want some?
Gross. [smacks]
Azarath metrion zinthos!
There, food.
[gasps] Woah!
[struggling]
What's up with you?
The TV's busted.
How's a man supposed to pass their idle times
without that good TV?
How?
Jeez, calm down.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
Tabitha, I've returned.
Kensington, you're alive?
But I saw you get disintegrated
in that unicycle explosion.
[Kensington] I got better.
There, it's a portal to the drama dimension.
It's been 27 years.
Tabitha, I've changed.
Run away with me.
-I can't. -Huh?
I'm engaged.
To your evil twin half-brother.
[door opens]
I'm pregnant.
[dramatic music]
Ha-ha, so dramatic.
Sick.
Wait, pause the show.
Ugh, I gots to goes to the bathroom
and I don'ts wants to miss any drama.
No need.
[gasps]
Mama Raven, I's done made a decision.
Cool.
I wants you to teach me to be a magic man.
You mean a wizard.
I gots to learn them good spells
so I can do everything real easy, like you.
Magic isn't a shortcut to make your life easier.
It's a dangerous art
that can cause indestructible destruction
if it's done wrong.
It takes years of grueling discipline to master.
[lapping water]
So, you'lls teach me then?
Of course not.
Come on, just one spell.
-No. -Two spells.
No, don't ask me again.
Fine, three spells
and I ain't doing no more negotiation.
-Argh. -I warned you.
Why don'ts you believe in me?
Because magic is serious
and you're a goof.
Now, leave me alone.
I cans be a wizard.
I knows it.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mmm-hmm.
Here we go. Azarath metrion zinthos!
Ah!
[ghosts howling]
-Beast Boy? -Ah, I's can fix it.
Just go back to sleeps.
Uh, uh... Azarath metrion zinthos!
-[roars] -[screams]
Not bad for my first time, huh?
You destroyed my spell book.
Now I'll destroy you.
I just wanted to be the wiz.
[demonic voice] Azarath metrion zinthos!
Uh, how comes I ain't destroyed?
[exhales] My spell book was the source of my magical power.
So you can't smash me no more.
That's cool. Ow!
This is why I told you to stay away from magic.
I need my spell book.
And there's only one other copy.
In a place for wizards, witches and other magical creatures
to share their knowledge.
The Azarath Library.
Can I comes with?
I can be the best wiz, I knows it.
You can't come. And you can't be a wizard.
-Thorpigore! To the library. -[crows]
[wings flapping]
[crows]
[beeping]
[rumbling]
[soothing music playing]
[typing]
[groans] It's gonna take forever to find my spell book in here.
Girl, ain't you know the Dewey Decimal system?
I told you not to follow me.
I can'ts help it, mama.
I be a mans of magical intentions.
Fine, just stay in the kids section.
There's nothing dangerous there.
Sweet!
Oh, snap!
Woah ho! Burrito magics.
Yo, that's a fresh cloak, yo.
[gasps] There you are.
[grunts] Hey, that's mine.
[roars]
[Raven grunting]
Give it to me.
[crashes]
If I'd had that book, I'd magic you so hard.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Behold, I's be the wizard with them good magics.
Ugh, where are your pants?
I traded them for this cloak.
[upbeat music plays]
Looking good, bruh.
So, did you find your spell book?
This goober grabbed it first.
[squeals]
You best hand's that over, fool.
-[muffled squeal] -Then I gots no choice.
I'ma wiz you real good.
Azarath metrion burrito!
[squeals]
Really?
You hungry, bro?
Is real spicy.
Nah, give me that book first.
-[munching] -Yeah boy, that's how I do.
[burping]
-[gasps] My book. -[screams]
That's rude, fool.
Cover your mouth next time.
That's two spell books in one day, you goof.
Wait, I'm sorry, Raven.
-I's was just trying to help. -Great job.
Now my only hope is to find the wizard who wrote my spell book
and convince him to make me a new one.
It's a long and dangerous journey.
You ain'ts got nothing to fear, yo.
The burrito wizard will protect you.
Awesome.
[mariachi music plays]
[growling]
-[thud] -[grunt]
[Raven] The lair of the book wizard.
The ancient and wise writer of all spell books,
including mine.
I's be happy to meet a cool wizard such as myself.
Woah, you are not coming.
Whys not?
Because you'll mess everything up.
But I's can make the dude a burrito and--
No! No more stupid burrito magic.
You're not a wizard and you never will be.
Just stay here and don't do anything dumb.
Okay.
[Raven] Hmm, let's see.
There we go.
[Book Wizard] Hello, who disturbeth the book wizard?
Hey, it's me, Raven,
[buzzes]
Welcome to the lair of the book wizard.
Hey.
Hey, Raven, what's new?
Uh, not much. Remember that spell book you made me?
Oh, yeah, took me a long time to make that one.
Very painful. Lots of paper cuts.
Yeah, it's gone.
I need you to make me a new one.
You lost it?
And the copy in the library.
Clearly you cannot be trusted with the magical arts.
You don't deserve a new spell book.
Now be gone from this place.
-What? -I said be gone!
-[rips] -[book yelps]
Hey, step up, fool.
Get out of here, Beast Boy!
I ain'ts leaving without your spell book.
Who are you?
I's the burrito wizard.
And if yous don't make Raven a new spell book,
I'lls get crazy on you.
You dare threaten the almighty book wizard?
I hopes you like your burrito spicy.
[groans]
Such magic!
Huh?
Azarath metrion burrito!
[shrieks]
Whoa.
No!
[farts]
[mariachi music plays]
Yous look really tasty, yo.
No, no, no! I yield.
I'll make the spell book.
Just don't eat me.
That's what's up.
Now don't go losing that one.
I won't.
Beast Boy, thank you.
You ain'ts got to thank me.
I'm sorry I gots you into this mess in the first place.
It's cool.
I should've believed in you.
You're quite the little magic man, after all.
[both laugh]
Wait, turn me back into a person.
[burps]