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[bird crowing]

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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

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♪ Go!

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[opening theme playing]

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♪ T-E-E-N

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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

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♪ Teen Titans, let's go

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♪ Teen Titans, go

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[Beast Boy slurping]

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[gargling]

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Uh, what are you doing?

13
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Having lunch.

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Ah, we done run out
of them proper foods.

15
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You want some?

16
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Gross. [smacks]

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Azarath metrion zinthos!

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There, food.

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[gasps] Woah!

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[struggling]

21
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What's up with you?

22
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The TV's busted.

23
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How's a man supposed
to pass their idle times

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without that good TV?

25
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How?

26
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Jeez, calm down.

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Azarath metrion zinthos!

28
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Tabitha, I've returned.

29
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Kensington, you're alive?

30
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But I saw you
get disintegrated

31
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in that unicycle explosion.

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[Kensington]  I got better.

33
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There, it's a portal
to the drama dimension.

34
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It's been 27 years.

35
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Tabitha, I've changed.

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Run away with me.

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-I can't.
-Huh?

38
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I'm engaged.

39
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To your evil twin
half-brother.

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[door opens]

41
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I'm pregnant.

42
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[dramatic music]

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Ha-ha, so dramatic.

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Sick.

45
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Wait, pause the show.

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Ugh, I gots to goes
to the bathroom

47
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and I don'ts wants to
miss any drama.

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No need.

49
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[gasps]

50
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Mama Raven, I's done
made a decision.

51
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Cool.

52
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I wants you to teach me
to be a magic man.

53
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You mean a wizard.

54
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I gots to learn
them good spells

55
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so I can do everything
real easy, like you.

56
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Magic isn't a shortcut
to make your life easier.

57
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It's a dangerous art

58
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that can cause
indestructible destruction

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if it's done wrong.

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It takes years of
grueling discipline to master.

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[lapping water]

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So, you'lls teach me then?

63
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Of course not.

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Come on, just one spell.

65
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-No.
-Two spells.

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No, don't ask me again.

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Fine, three spells

68
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and I ain't doing
no more negotiation.

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-Argh.
-I warned you.

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Why don'ts you believe in me?

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Because magic is serious

72
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and you're a goof.

73
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Now, leave me alone.

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I cans be a wizard.

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I knows it.

76
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, mmm-hmm.

77
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Here we go.
Azarath metrion zinthos!

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Ah!

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[ghosts howling]

80
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-Beast Boy?
-Ah, I's can fix it.

81
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Just go back to sleeps.

82
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Uh, uh...
Azarath metrion zinthos!

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-[roars]
-[screams]

84
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Not bad for my
first time, huh?

85
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You destroyed
my spell book.

86
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Now I'll destroy you.

87
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I just wanted to be the wiz.

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[demonic voice] Azarath
metrion zinthos!

89
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Uh, how comes
I ain't destroyed?

90
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[exhales] My spell book was
the source of my magical power.

91
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So you can't smash me no more.

92
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That's cool. Ow!

93
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This is why I told you
to stay away from magic.

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I need my spell book.

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And there's only
one other copy.

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In a place for wizards, witches
and other magical creatures

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to share their knowledge.

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The Azarath Library.

99
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Can I comes with?

100
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I can be the best wiz,
I knows it.

101
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You can't come.
And you can't be a wizard.

102
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-Thorpigore! To the library.
-[crows]

103
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[wings flapping]

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[crows]

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[beeping]

106
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[rumbling]

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[soothing music playing]

108
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[typing]

109
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[groans] It's gonna
take forever to find
my spell book in here.

110
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Girl, ain't you know
the Dewey Decimal system?

111
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I told you not
to follow me.

112
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I can'ts help it, mama.

113
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I be a mans of
magical intentions.

114
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Fine, just stay
in the kids section.

115
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There's nothing
dangerous there.

116
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Sweet!

117
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Oh, snap!

118
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Woah ho! Burrito magics.

119
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Yo, that's a fresh cloak, yo.

120
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[gasps] There you are.

121
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[grunts] Hey, that's mine.

122
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[roars]

123
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[Raven grunting]

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Give it to me.

125
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[crashes]

126
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If I'd had that book,
I'd magic you so hard.

127
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!

128
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Behold, I's be the wizard
with them good magics.

129
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Ugh, where are
your pants?

130
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I traded them for this cloak.

131
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[upbeat music plays]

132
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Looking good, bruh.

133
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So, did you find
your spell book?

134
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This goober grabbed it first.

135
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[squeals]

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You best hand's
that over, fool.

137
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-[muffled squeal]
-Then I gots no choice.

138
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I'ma wiz you real good.

139
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Azarath metrion burrito!

140
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[squeals]

141
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Really?

142
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You hungry, bro?

143
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Is real spicy.

144
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Nah, give me that book first.

145
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-[munching]
-Yeah boy, that's how I do.

146
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[burping]

147
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-[gasps] My book.
-[screams]

148
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That's rude, fool.

149
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Cover your mouth next time.

150
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That's two spell books
in one day, you goof.

151
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Wait, I'm sorry, Raven.

152
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-I's was just trying to help.
-Great job.

153
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Now my only hope is
to find the wizard
who wrote my spell book

154
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and convince him
to make me a new one.

155
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It's a long and dangerous
journey.

156
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You ain'ts got nothing
to fear, yo.

157
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The burrito wizard
will protect you.

158
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Awesome.

159
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[mariachi music plays]

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[growling]

161
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-[thud]
-[grunt]

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[Raven]
The lair of the book wizard.

163
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The ancient and wise writer
of all spell books,

164
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including mine.

165
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I's be happy to meet
a cool wizard such as myself.

166
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Woah, you are not coming.

167
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Whys not?

168
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Because you'll mess
everything up.

169
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But I's can make the dude
a burrito and--

170
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No! No more stupid
burrito magic.

171
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You're not a wizard
and you never will be.

172
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Just stay here and don't
do anything dumb.

173
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Okay.

174
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[Raven] Hmm, let's see.

175
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There we go.

176
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[Book Wizard]
Hello, who disturbeth
the book wizard?

177
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Hey, it's me, Raven,

178
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[buzzes]

179
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Welcome to the lair
of the book wizard.

180
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Hey.

181
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Hey, Raven, what's new?

182
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Uh, not much. Remember
that spell book you made me?

183
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Oh, yeah, took me a long time
to make that one.

184
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Very painful.
Lots of paper cuts.

185
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Yeah, it's gone.

186
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I need you to make me
a new one.

187
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You lost it?

188
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And the copy in the library.

189
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Clearly you cannot be trusted
with the magical arts.

190
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You don't deserve
a new spell book.

191
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Now be gone from this place.

192
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-What?
-I said be gone!

193
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-[rips]
-[book yelps]

194
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Hey, step up, fool.

195
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Get out of here, Beast Boy!

196
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I ain'ts leaving without
your spell book.

197
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Who are you?

198
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I's the burrito wizard.

199
00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,454
And if yous don't make Raven
a new spell book,

200
00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,631
I'lls get crazy on you.

201
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,459
You dare threaten
the almighty book wizard?

202
00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,898
I hopes you like
your burrito spicy.

203
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[groans]

204
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Such magic!

205
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Huh?

206
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:25,521
Azarath metrion burrito!

207
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,914
[shrieks]

208
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,524
Whoa.

209
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,917
No!

210
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,137
[farts]

211
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,835
[mariachi music plays]

212
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,141
Yous look really tasty, yo.

213
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No, no, no! I yield.

214
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I'll make the spell book.

215
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,232
Just don't eat me.

216
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,320
That's what's up.

217
00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,368
Now don't go losing that one.

218
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,630
I won't.

219
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,327
Beast Boy, thank you.

220
00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:51,112
You ain'ts got to thank me.

221
00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,505
I'm sorry I gots you into
this mess in the first place.

222
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:54,637
It's cool.

223
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,204
I should've believed in you.

224
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,423
You're quite the little
magic man, after all.

225
00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,773
[both laugh]

226
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,604
Wait, turn me back
into a person.

227
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,521
[burps]