♪ Go! ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
We are seven space days
into our journey to my home planet
of Tamaran.
The mission to collect the rare items continues.
Joy!
We have finally located the Celestial Sugar Crystal for our mission.
Mmm. My sweet tooth is watering with delight,
dat-da-da-da-da.
Freak love rock candy!
I can't wait to wrap myself around some confections.
Yuck! Foldy Man tastes like garbage.
Starfire, are you sure you wanna take these geniuses
to the crystal with us?
Oh, the yes.
It will be the fun.
To the room of the teleporting.
I'm looking forward to working remote for a while.
Teleporter Chief Chad, de-the-materialize.
You got it.
Our top halves are the missing!
Chad, you said you fixed the teleporter last week.
Well, I was only able to fix 50% of it.
I figured that was enough.
When is doing half of anything enough?
Well, Papes, to quote my life motto,
"Half the time, it works 50% of the time."
This is the 50% unsatisfactory, Chad.
You must fix this the immediately.
Aye-aye, Cap.
Okay, there's a 50-50 chance this works.
Yeah, it's busted.
We are doomed! Dat-da-da-da-da.
Freak need speak with manager!
Remain the calm, friends.
We can find the solution if we just put our heads together.
We don't have heads!
Then we will have to do the improvising.
See? The Silkie will be the new adorable top half.
Great idea!
Ah! That's better.
Freak have shoe head!
Everyone, this is Ginger, Ginger Vitis.
She is very sad to lose her teeth,
but that makes me so happy,
because I love the teeth, dat-da-da-da-da.
Okay, you got your heads, but we're still stuck in here.
Hmm. We must find a way
to forcibly eject ourselves from the ship.
Friends, my new head has just given me the idea.
Let us use the escape pod to go down to the crystal
and retrieve our top halves.
Good idea. To the pod bay.
So, what now?
There must be a way to access the pod
without the print that is from the hand.
Freak try butt print!
Let me try my butt print. Ta-da-ta-ta.
I'm almost half sure
this isn't going to work, compadres.
Pootberry! More butts!
What do we do?
Freak fight fire!
No!
You fool!
There is still the hope, friends.
Come, let us go to the bridge.
Okay. Crew, the new plan.
We shall retrieve our top halves
by piloting the ship down to the surface of the crystal.
But, but how?
Platz is the only one who can drive this thing.
We will engage the manual overdrive.
Does anyone know how to drive stick?
I spent half a semester taking driver's ed.
Then you can instruct us, Chad.
But how are we going to operate
the controls, dat-da-da-da?
By working together.
Freak, you shall be the legs,
I will form the torso, Folding Paper Man, the arms,
and the Tooth Fairy will be of the head.
Leg man! Nice.
Okay, first thing you gotta do is make sure the ship is in neutral.
Done.
Now, press down on the brake,
then on the clutch.
Pedal to metal!
Cut back to half power!
No! Freak have need for speed!
Stop, you fool!
You're going to break the ship!
He's not the listening!
I'll try shifting to a higher gear.
Oh, the good idea.
You guys!
You're trying too hard.
Gotta ease up on the controls.
Great. You stalled the engine.
I had half a feeling that would happen.
So, what do we do now?
Well, now we're gonna have to go down to the engine room and jump-start it.
Okay. Is everybody ready?
♪ Jump one, jump two Jump three, four, five ♪
♪ There is half a chance we won't survive ♪
♪ Keep sweatin' and sweatin' Till you smell that odor ♪
♪ Keep jumpin' that rope Till we start that motor ♪
♪ Jump one, jump two, Jump three, four, five ♪
Freak tired.
Me too! Dat-da-da-da-da!
How much longer is this going to take?
I don't know. I only half thought it through.
All right, that is the it!
We have had quite enough
of your half-hearted shenanigans, the Chad.
We shall use our full effort
to do the fixing of the engine on our own.
We should try kickstarting it.
Freak like idea.
Get the moving, you lazy engine!
Or we're gonna knock your block off!
You don't get to sit idle on our time, dat-da-da-da-da
Freak kick!
Guys, you gotta chill.
Oh, no! We have destroyed the last chance
of getting back our heads.
That's only half our problem.
What is that thing?
It is the security bot Platz installed
to protect the ship from the meatsacks.
But we're meatsacks.
Security Bot 5 online.
Threat to ship identified.
Destroy!
Run!
There is none of the escaping from that thing!
Relax. We can get out of this mess,
but you guys got to be willing
to go along with my half-baked idea.
Is your half-hearted approach really going to work?
It's like I said, "Half the time, it works 50% of the time."
Freak no like those odds.
But we have the no other choice.
Great. Then follow me, broskis!
Namaste, gentle guest.
Welcome to your complimentary spa day.
Analyzing possible threat.
The biggest threat around here is coming from your shoulders.
Crush! Destroy!
Ooh! Ahh. That's the spot.
Oh, my, someone needs a pedicure, dat-da-da-da-da.
Oh, allow me to apply
the vigorous leg massage.
Let me get that other foot for you.
Bot 5 is experiencing, ooh, relaxation.
Wait! Error! I am programmed to destroy!
But it's your spa day.
No one works on a spa day.
You can always destroy us tomorrow.
Take it easy. Enjoy the moment, my friend.
♪ Dat-da-da-da-da ♪
Oh, being a bot stressful.
Every day, it's crush this, destroy that.
Maybe Bot 5 needs... me time.
Maybe Bot 5 needs... friends.
Ooh! Freak feel hug coming!
Ah, Bot 5 loves you guys.
How can this unit return your kindness?
I got half an idea about that.
Teleporter now operational.
Then de-the-materialize.
We are the back!
And we got all the sugar crystals.
50% Chad, you were the right.
Sometimes you do not have to give it your all.
Sometimes, the half-hearted effort is the best.
What can I say?
Half the time, it works 50% of the time,
Chad!