[bird crowing]
- [cat meowing] - [mouse squeaking]
- [elephant trumpeting] - [lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[Starfire] We are seven space days
into our journey to my home planet
of Tamaran.
The mission to collect the rare items continues.
[Silkie grunts]
- [computer trilling] - Joy!
We have finally located the Celestial Sugar Crystal for our mission.
Mmm. My sweet tooth is watering with delight,
dat-da-da-da-da.
Freak love rock candy!
I can't wait to wrap myself around some confections.
[laughs, grunting]
[screams]
[straining]
[sputters] Yuck! Foldy Man tastes like garbage.
Starfire, are you sure you wanna take these geniuses
to the crystal with us?
Oh, the yes.
It will be the fun.
To the room of the teleporting.
I'm looking forward to working remote for a while.
Teleporter Chief Chad, de-the-materialize.
- [50% Chad] You got it. - [cracks toes]
[beeps]
[teleporter trilling]
[Starfire grunts]
[screaming]
Our top halves are the missing!
[all screaming]
[Starfire] Chad, you said you fixed the teleporter last week.
[50% Chad] Well, I was only able to fix 50% of it.
I figured that was enough.
[Folding Paper Man] When is doing half of anything enough?
[50% Chad] Well, Papes, to quote my life motto,
"Half the time, it works 50% of the time."
[Starfire] This is the 50% unsatisfactory, Chad.
You must fix this the immediately.
[50% Chad] Aye-aye, Cap.
[machine whirring]
[metal clanking]
[50% Chad] Okay, there's a 50-50 chance this works.
[beeps]
[teleporter trilling]
[trilling stops]
[50% Chad] Yeah, it's busted.
[Tooth Fairy] We are doomed! Dat-da-da-da-da.
[Freak] Freak need speak with manager!
[Starfire] Remain the calm, friends.
We can find the solution if we just put our heads together.
[all] We don't have heads!
[Starfire] Then we will have to do the improvising.
[Silkie groans]
[Starfire] See? The Silkie will be the new adorable top half.
[Folding Paper Man] Great idea!
[grunts]
Ah! That's better.
- [groans] - Freak have shoe head!
[Tooth Fairy] Everyone, this is Ginger, Ginger Vitis.
She is very sad to lose her teeth,
but that makes me so happy,
because I love the teeth, dat-da-da-da-da.
[50% Chad] Okay, you got your heads, but we're still stuck in here.
[Starfire] Hmm. We must find a way
to forcibly eject ourselves from the ship.
[retching, spits]
[Folding Paper Man groans]
[Starfire] Friends, my new head has just given me the idea.
Let us use the escape pod to go down to the crystal
and retrieve our top halves.
[Folding Paper Man] Good idea. To the pod bay.
[beeping]
[Folding Paper Man] So, what now?
[Starfire] There must be a way to access the pod
without the print that is from the hand.
[Tooth Fairy groans]
Freak try butt print!
[sensor trilling]
[alarm buzzes]
[Tooth Fairy] Let me try my butt print. Ta-da-ta-ta.
- [sensor trilling] - [alarm buzzes]
[50% Chad] I'm almost half sure
this isn't going to work, compadres.
[Freak] Pootberry! More butts!
[energetic music playing]
- [farting] - [clanking]
- [shatters] - [sensor beeping]
[alarm buzzing]
[Folding Paper Man yells] What do we do?
Freak fight fire!
[all] No!
[Freak farts]
[metal groans]
[Tooth Fairy] You fool!
[Starfire] There is still the hope, friends.
Come, let us go to the bridge.
Okay. Crew, the new plan.
We shall retrieve our top halves
by piloting the ship down to the surface of the crystal.
[cheering]
[Folding Paper Man] But, but how?
Platz is the only one who can drive this thing.
[Starfire] We will engage the manual overdrive.
[heroic music playing]
[Folding Paper Man] Does anyone know how to drive stick?
[50% Chad] I spent half a semester taking driver's ed.
[Starfire] Then you can instruct us, Chad.
[Tooth Fairy] But how are we going to operate
the controls, dat-da-da-da?
[Starfire] By working together.
Freak, you shall be the legs,
I will form the torso, Folding Paper Man, the arms,
and the Tooth Fairy will be of the head.
[50% Chad] Leg man! Nice.
Okay, first thing you gotta do is make sure the ship is in neutral.
[Folding Paper Man] Done.
[50% Chad] Now, press down on the brake,
then on the clutch.
[Freak] Pedal to metal!
[grunting]
[thuds]
[50% Chad] Cut back to half power!
[Freak] No! Freak have need for speed!
- [aircraft whooshing] - [metal clanking]
[Tooth Fairy] Stop, you fool!
You're going to break the ship!
[Freak mimics revving]
[Freak mimics tires squealing]
[Freak mimics horn honking]
[Starfire] He's not the listening!
[Folding Paper Man] I'll try shifting to a higher gear.
[Starfire] Oh, the good idea.
[Folding Paper Man yells]
- [grunting] - [shattering]
- [50% Chad] You guys! - [ship horn honking]
You're trying too hard.
Gotta ease up on the controls.
[ship horn honking]
[honking continues faintly]
[50% Chad] Great. You stalled the engine.
I had half a feeling that would happen.
[Folding Paper Man] So, what do we do now?
[50% Chad] Well, now we're gonna have to go down to the engine room and jump-start it.
Okay. Is everybody ready?
♪ Jump one, jump two Jump three, four, five ♪
♪ There is half a chance we won't survive ♪
♪ Keep sweatin' and sweatin' Till you smell that odor ♪
♪ Keep jumpin' that rope Till we start that motor ♪
♪ Jump one, jump two, Jump three, four, five ♪
[panting] Freak tired.
[Tooth Fairy panting] Me too! Dat-da-da-da-da!
[Folding Paper Man grunts] How much longer is this going to take?
[50% Chad] I don't know. I only half thought it through.
[Starfire] All right, that is the it!
We have had quite enough
of your half-hearted shenanigans, the Chad.
We shall use our full effort
to do the fixing of the engine on our own.
[Folding Paper Man] We should try kickstarting it.
[Freak] Freak like idea.
[all grunting]
[Starfire] Get the moving, you lazy engine!
[Folding Paper Man] Or we're gonna knock your block off!
[Tooth Fairy] You don't get to sit idle on our time, dat-da-da-da-da
Freak kick!
- [alarm blaring] - [50% Chad] Guys, you gotta chill.
[Starfire] Oh, no! We have destroyed the last chance
of getting back our heads.
[50% Chad sighs] That's only half our problem.
[power trilling]
[Folding Paper Man] What is that thing?
[Starfire] It is the security bot Platz installed
to protect the ship from the meatsacks.
[Freak] But we're meatsacks.
[Security Bot 5] Security Bot 5 online.
Threat to ship identified.
Destroy!
[Starfire] Run!
[lasers whooshing]
[thrilling music playing]
[Starfire] There is none of the escaping from that thing!
[50% Chad] Relax. We can get out of this mess,
but you guys got to be willing
to go along with my half-baked idea.
[Folding Paper Man] Is your half-hearted approach really going to work?
[50% Chad] It's like I said, "Half the time, it works 50% of the time."
[Freak] Freak no like those odds.
[Starfire] But we have the no other choice.
[50% Chad] Great. Then follow me, broskis!
[tranquil music playing]
[50% Chad] Namaste, gentle guest.
Welcome to your complimentary spa day.
[Security Bot 5] Analyzing possible threat.
[Folding Paper Man] The biggest threat around here is coming from your shoulders.
[Security Bot 5] Crush! Destroy!
Ooh! Ahh. That's the spot.
[Tooth Fairy] Oh, my, someone needs a pedicure, dat-da-da-da-da.
[Starfire] Oh, allow me to apply
the vigorous leg massage.
[50% Chad] Let me get that other foot for you.
[Security Bot 5] Bot 5 is experiencing, ooh, relaxation.
Wait! Error! I am programmed to destroy!
[Folding Paper Man chuckles] But it's your spa day.
No one works on a spa day.
[50% Chad] You can always destroy us tomorrow.
[Tooth Fairy] Take it easy. Enjoy the moment, my friend.
♪ Dat-da-da-da-da ♪
[Security Bot 5] Oh, being a bot stressful.
Every day, it's crush this, destroy that.
Maybe Bot 5 needs... me time.
Maybe Bot 5 needs... friends.
[Freak] Ooh! Freak feel hug coming!
[Security Bot 5] Ah, Bot 5 loves you guys.
How can this unit return your kindness?
[50% Chad] I got half an idea about that.
[pleasant music playing]
[whirring]
[Security Bot 5] Teleporter now operational.
[Starfire] Then de-the-materialize.
[beeps]
[shatters]
[teleporter trilling]
[gasps] We are the back!
And we got all the sugar crystals.
[all cheering]
50% Chad, you were the right.
Sometimes you do not have to give it your all.
Sometimes, the half-hearted effort is the best.
[50% Chad] What can I say?
Half the time, it works 50% of the time,
[all yelling] Chad!