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[bird crowing]
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- [cat meowing]
- [mouse squeaking]
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- [elephant trumpeting]
- [lion roaring]
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♪ Go! ♪
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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[Starfire] We are
seven space days
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into our journey
to my home planet
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{\an8}of Tamaran.
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{\an8}The mission to collect
the rare items continues.
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[Silkie grunts]
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{\an8}- [computer trilling]
- Joy!
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{\an8}We have finally located
the Celestial Sugar Crystal
for our mission.
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{\an8}Mmm. My sweet tooth is
watering with delight,
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{\an8}dat-da-da-da-da.
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{\an8}Freak love rock candy!
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{\an8}I can't wait to wrap myself
around some confections.
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{\an8}[laughs, grunting]
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[screams]
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[straining]
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[sputters] Yuck!
Foldy Man tastes
like garbage.
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Starfire, are you sure
you wanna take these geniuses
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to the crystal with us?
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Oh, the yes.
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It will be the fun.
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To the room of the teleporting.
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I'm looking forward
to working remote for a while.
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Teleporter Chief Chad,
de-the-materialize.
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- [50% Chad] You got it.
- [cracks toes]
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[beeps]
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[teleporter trilling]
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[Starfire grunts]
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[screaming]
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Our top halves are the missing!
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[all screaming]
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[Starfire] Chad, you said
you fixed the teleporter
last week.
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[50% Chad]
Well, I was only able
to fix 50% of it.
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I figured that was enough.
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[Folding Paper Man]
When is doing half
of anything enough?
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[50% Chad]
Well, Papes,
to quote my life motto,
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"Half the time, it works
50% of the time."
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[Starfire] This is
the 50% unsatisfactory, Chad.
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You must fix this
the immediately.
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[50% Chad] Aye-aye, Cap.
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[machine whirring]
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[metal clanking]
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[50% Chad] Okay,
there's a 50-50 chance
this works.
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[beeps]
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[teleporter trilling]
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[trilling stops]
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[50% Chad] Yeah, it's busted.
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[Tooth Fairy] We are doomed!
Dat-da-da-da-da.
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[Freak] Freak need speak
with manager!
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[Starfire] Remain
the calm, friends.
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We can find the solution
if we just put our
heads together.
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[all] We don't have heads!
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[Starfire] Then we will have
to do the improvising.
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[Silkie groans]
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[Starfire] See?
The Silkie will be
the new adorable top half.
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[Folding Paper Man]
Great idea!
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[grunts]
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Ah! That's better.
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- [groans]
- Freak have shoe head!
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[Tooth Fairy]
Everyone, this is Ginger,
Ginger Vitis.
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She is very sad
to lose her teeth,
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but that makes me so happy,
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because I love the teeth,
dat-da-da-da-da.
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[50% Chad] Okay,
you got your heads,
but we're still stuck in here.
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[Starfire] Hmm.
We must find a way
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to forcibly eject ourselves
from the ship.
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[retching, spits]
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[Folding Paper Man groans]
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[Starfire] Friends, my new head
has just given me the idea.
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Let us use the escape pod
to go down to the crystal
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and retrieve our top halves.
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[Folding Paper Man] Good idea.
To the pod bay.
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{\an8}[beeping]
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[Folding Paper Man]
So, what now?
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[Starfire]
There must be a way
to access the pod
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without the print that is
from the hand.
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[Tooth Fairy groans]
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Freak try butt print!
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[sensor trilling]
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[alarm buzzes]
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[Tooth Fairy]
Let me try my butt print.
Ta-da-ta-ta.
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- [sensor trilling]
- [alarm buzzes]
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[50% Chad]
I'm almost half sure
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this isn't going to work, compadres.
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[Freak] Pootberry! More butts!
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[energetic music playing]
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- [farting]
- [clanking]
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- [shatters]
- [sensor beeping]
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[alarm buzzing]
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[Folding Paper Man yells]
What do we do?
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Freak fight fire!
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[all] No!
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[Freak farts]
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[metal groans]
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[Tooth Fairy] You fool!
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[Starfire] There is still
the hope, friends.
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Come, let us go to the bridge.
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Okay. Crew, the new plan.
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We shall retrieve
our top halves
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by piloting the ship down
to the surface of the crystal.
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[cheering]
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[Folding Paper Man]
But, but how?
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Platz is the only one
who can drive this thing.
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[Starfire]
We will engage
the manual overdrive.
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[heroic music playing]
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[Folding Paper Man]
Does anyone know
how to drive stick?
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[50% Chad] I spent
half a semester
taking driver's ed.
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[Starfire]
Then you can instruct us, Chad.
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[Tooth Fairy]
But how are we going
to operate
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the controls, dat-da-da-da?
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[Starfire] By working together.
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Freak, you shall be the legs,
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I will form the torso,
Folding Paper Man, the arms,
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and the Tooth Fairy will be
of the head.
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[50% Chad] Leg man! Nice.
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Okay, first thing you gotta do
is make sure
the ship is in neutral.
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[Folding Paper Man]
Done.
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[50% Chad]
Now, press down
on the brake,
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then on the clutch.
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[Freak] Pedal to metal!
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[grunting]
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[thuds]
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[50% Chad]
Cut back to half power!
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[Freak] No!
Freak have need for speed!
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- [aircraft whooshing]
- [metal clanking]
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[Tooth Fairy] Stop, you fool!
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You're going to break the ship!
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[Freak mimics revving]
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[Freak mimics tires squealing]
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[Freak mimics horn honking]
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[Starfire]
He's not the listening!
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[Folding Paper Man]
I'll try shifting
to a higher gear.
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[Starfire] Oh, the good idea.
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[Folding Paper Man yells]
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- [grunting]
- [shattering]
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- [50% Chad] You guys!
- [ship horn honking]
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You're trying too hard.
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Gotta ease up on the controls.
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[ship horn honking]
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[honking continues faintly]
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[50% Chad] Great.
You stalled the engine.
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I had half a feeling
that would happen.
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[Folding Paper Man]
So, what do we do now?
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[50% Chad] Well, now we're
gonna have to go down to the
engine room and jump-start it.
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Okay. Is everybody ready?
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♪ Jump one, jump two
Jump three, four, five ♪
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♪ There is half a chance
we won't survive ♪
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♪ Keep sweatin' and sweatin'
Till you smell that odor ♪
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♪ Keep jumpin' that rope
Till we start that motor ♪
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♪ Jump one, jump two,
Jump three, four, five ♪
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[panting] Freak tired.
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[Tooth Fairy panting] Me too!
Dat-da-da-da-da!
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[Folding Paper Man grunts]
How much longer is
this going to take?
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[50% Chad] I don't know.
I only half thought it through.
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[Starfire] All right,
that is the it!
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We have had quite enough
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of your half-hearted
shenanigans, the Chad.
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We shall use our full effort
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to do the fixing
of the engine on our own.
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[Folding Paper Man]
We should try kickstarting it.
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[Freak]
Freak like idea.
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[all grunting]
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[Starfire] Get the moving,
you lazy engine!
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[Folding Paper Man]
Or we're gonna knock
your block off!
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[Tooth Fairy] You don't get
to sit idle on our time,
dat-da-da-da-da
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Freak kick!
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- [alarm blaring]
- [50% Chad] Guys,
you gotta chill.
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[Starfire] Oh, no!
We have destroyed
the last chance
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of getting back our heads.
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[50% Chad sighs]
That's only half our problem.
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[power trilling]
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[Folding Paper Man]
What is that thing?
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[Starfire] It is
the security bot
Platz installed
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to protect the ship
from the meatsacks.
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[Freak] But we're meatsacks.
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[Security Bot 5]
Security Bot 5 online.
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Threat to ship identified.
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Destroy!
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[Starfire] Run!
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[lasers whooshing]
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[thrilling music playing]
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[Starfire] There is none
of the escaping
from that thing!
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[50% Chad] Relax.
We can get
out of this mess,
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but you guys got to be willing
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to go along
with my half-baked idea.
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[Folding Paper Man]
Is your half-hearted approach
really going to work?
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[50% Chad] It's like I said,
"Half the time, it works
50% of the time."
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[Freak]
Freak no like those odds.
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[Starfire] But we have
the no other choice.
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[50% Chad] Great.
Then follow me, broskis!
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[tranquil music playing]
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[50% Chad]
Namaste, gentle guest.
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Welcome to your
complimentary spa day.
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[Security Bot 5]
Analyzing possible threat.
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[Folding Paper Man]
The biggest threat around here
is coming from your shoulders.
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[Security Bot 5]
Crush! Destroy!
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Ooh! Ahh. That's the spot.
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[Tooth Fairy] Oh, my,
someone needs
a pedicure, dat-da-da-da-da.
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[Starfire] Oh, allow me
to apply
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the vigorous leg massage.
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[50% Chad] Let me get
that other foot for you.
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[Security Bot 5]
Bot 5 is experiencing,
ooh, relaxation.
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Wait! Error!
I am programmed to destroy!
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[Folding Paper Man chuckles]
But it's your spa day.
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No one works on a spa day.
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[50% Chad] You can always
destroy us tomorrow.
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[Tooth Fairy] Take it easy.
Enjoy the moment, my friend.
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♪ Dat-da-da-da-da ♪
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[Security Bot 5]
Oh, being a bot stressful.
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Every day, it's crush this,
destroy that.
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Maybe Bot 5 needs... me time.
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Maybe Bot 5 needs... friends.
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[Freak]
Ooh! Freak feel hug coming!
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[Security Bot 5]
Ah, Bot 5 loves you guys.
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How can this unit return
your kindness?
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[50% Chad] I got half
an idea about that.
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[pleasant music playing]
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[whirring]
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[Security Bot 5]
Teleporter now operational.
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[Starfire]
Then de-the-materialize.
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[beeps]
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[shatters]
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[teleporter trilling]
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[gasps] We are the back!
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{\an8}And we got
all the sugar crystals.
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[all cheering]
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50% Chad, you were the right.
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Sometimes you do not have
to give it your all.
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Sometimes,
the half-hearted effort
is the best.
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[50% Chad] What can I say?
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Half the time,
it works 50% of the time,
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[all yelling] Chad!