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What a successful book signing, Nana!
I know.
I still can't believe a top conjurer like Margaret
would choose our store
to sign their new spell book.
Ooh, they're done signing, Mother.
Let's go say hello.
Hey there, Margaret.
We are your biggest fans.
Mar, Mar, Mar.
I have a wall in my bedroom dedicated to you.
I've seen it. It's super creepy.
Oh, how lovely, dear.
Gar, I love how blunt you are.
Has anyone ever told you you look like an old goat-man?
No, but thank you for the insult.
Go on.
Ret, I love how eloquently you speak.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Loving your new spell book, Margaret.
Yeah, we use it all the time.
We're a pretty magical group.
Oh, really?
Then how would you all like to be contestants
on our brand-new TV show?
The winner will be crowned Azarath's Next Top Conjurer.
That would be a dream come true.
Excellent. Ret will be in touch.
Ta-ta.
I'm gonna smoke all you suckers.
Oh, it's on.
Welcome to The Great Azarathian Face Off!
We're your host, Margaret.
And today, we will discover Azarath's Next Top Conjurer!
Now, let's meet our contestants.
Hi, I am Trigon, Lord of Darkness.
And I will crush all who oppose me.
Hello, I'm Nana.
Casting spells has been my passion
since I was a little demon child
just turning people into frogs and toads
and just any kind of amphibian.
Hello, I'm Cat.
Sometimes I sleep in my litter box.
Don't judge me.
I'm Hank.
And I dream of one day coming back to life.
Hi, I'm Raven.
And tonight, I plan to take these fools to school.
I love a feisty attitude.
Now, let's get to the first challenge, shall we?
You must concoct a magic potion using these three ingredients.
A dragon scale, a tentacle and chunky salsa.
Your ridiculously short time limit starts...
now!
And time.
Trigon, your potion has a lovely bouquet.
What does it do?
Ooh, it will transform me into a fearsome demon dog.
Behold.
Ooh, looks like you didn't properly chill your tentacle.
That potion was all bark and no bite.
Margaret, I created a potion
that can turn this spoon into pudding.
Behold.
Whoa, I thought I saw a pudding cat.
You did. You did see a pudding cat.
Raven, what do you have for us, my dear?
My potion can transform anything
into what you love most.
Ooh, I do love a good love potion.
Then watch as I turn this turnip
into a Pretty Pretty Pegasus.
Yo, what's up, girl?
Beast Boy? I'm so sorry, Margaret.
I-- I must have used too much chunky salsa.
My mistake.
Ain't no mistake about it.
That potion summon what you love the most.
And it's me, mama.
Aw, your boyfriend is charming.
He's not my boyfriend!
He's a turnip.
Ow.
Margaret, my potion will transform
my ghostly body into a living body.
Yes, it worked!
At last, I can breathe the fresh--
Oh, come on.
Ooh, I'm afraid there wasn't much life to that potion.
Hopefully, Nana has something more exciting for us.
That I do, Margaret.
I'm gonna give this here rat a little boogie-woogie.
Yay.
That was fun.
Nana did very well.
Which means our other contestants
will have some catching up to do as we move on to
the Frankenstein Round.
In this round,
each of you must create life
using the following ingredients.
Ret?
You heard him. Now, move!
And, time.
Well, Cat. What are you going to bring to life?
Margaret, prepare to be astounded.
Ta-da. I call him Chuck.
What am I doing out here?
Let me back in.
Ooh, it appears things have gotten too hairy for her.
Uh, that's absolutely disgusting.
Hey.
Margaret, I will give life to a powerful being
who will help me conquer the universe.
- A tiny Trigon? - Yes.
So it can conquer those hard-to-reach places.
Adorable.
But I wish you had thought bigger.
Margaret, I will be bringing myself back to life.
Observe.
Yes, I'm alive.
I'm alive!
Ha! You're gonna have to do better than that, big guy.
Really?
Oh, my.
Rather heavy on the weasel tongue, my dear.
Well, I needed the extra magic to bring my gem to life.
Yo, yo, yo.
Well, aren't you a breath of fresh air, my dear?
I could personally use some fresh air.
This girl's been tooting in her cloak all day.
Quiet.
Stop it.
It smells awful under here.
What did you eat for lunch?
Nana, that doughnut looks scrumptious.
But can you really make it move?
Mar, I'm gonna make it get down.
Ooh, what fun!
But it's now time to make some cuts.
Nana and Raven.
Please step forward.
The three of us have made our decision,
and I'm afraid we've got some bad news.
But not for you because you two are going to the final round.
The rest of you, get out of our sights!
...summon into the dark dimension.
Nana, Raven,
one of you will win The Great Azarathian Face Off.
Are you ready?
Bring it on.
I was born ready.
Good.
Because this final round is gonna take all the energy
you can muster,
push you to your limits,
and have you questioning
the very fabric of space and time.
Ret, drum roll, please.
Your final challenge is...
baking a cake!
- Say what, now? - That's it?
You want us to bake a simple cake?
Yes. Nothing is more delicious than a cake.
Mm-hmm.
Your time starts now.
And, time.
Raven, reveal your creation.
I made a shortcake
in the shape of the shortest person I know, Robin.
Ooh, my.
It tastes bitter.
And it's incredibly bland.
Yeah, just like the real Robin.
Nana, I hope you can surprise us
with something more delectable.
Margaret, I am so sorry.
I've never baked a cake before.
I'm afraid this is the best I can do.
Here's a chocolate lava cake
with mascarpone frosting and cocoa ganache.
Well, it looks delicious.
But how does it taste?
- Nana. - Yes?
You're the winner
of The Great Azarathian Face Off!
Raven, go sit at the losers' table.
Don't look at me.
Congratulations, Nana.
You are officially Azarath's Next Top Conjurer.
Which means, you will...
get eaten!
What?
Why are you doing this?
Isn't it obvious?
We created this show to find and destroy
Azarath's best talent,
so that we can remain top conjurer.
But you can't eat my nana.
She's your biggest fan.
You make an excellent point, my dear.
Which is why Gar will eat her instead.
Down the hatch.
We have to save Mother.
Leave it to me.
Go get her, Chuck!
You're gonna regret that.
Let's get down.
Trigons, attack.
Third time's the charm.
You're all pathetic.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I've got something even more pathetic.
Shortcake Robin.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
Robin no longer a shortcake.
Now, Robin a pound cake.
Nice work, y'all.
Now let's celebrate Mother becoming
Azarath's Top Conjurer.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Dig in!
Ugh.
This Robin cake is disgusting.
Aw, come on, girl. That's nasty!