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[bird crowing]
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- [cat meowing]
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- [elephant trumpeting]
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[evil laughter]
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♪ Welcome to Azarath
Metrion Bookstore ♪
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♪ Our demonic staff
Is here to help you ♪
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♪ Find what you're
Looking for ♪
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♪ Welcome to Azarath
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♪ We got books on spells,
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♪ Books that are hard core ♪
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♪ Welcome to Azarath
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[bell dings]
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How can we help you?
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[evil laughter]
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[music playing]
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What a successful
book signing, Nana!
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I know.
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I still can't believe
a top conjurer like Margaret
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would choose our store
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to sign their new spell book.
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Ooh, they're done
signing, Mother.
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Let's go say hello.
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{\an8}Hey there, Margaret.
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{\an8}We are your biggest fans.
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{\an8}Mar, Mar, Mar.
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{\an8}I have a wall in my bedroom
dedicated to you.
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{\an8}I've seen it.
It's super creepy.
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{\an8}Oh, how lovely, dear.
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{\an8}Gar, I love how blunt you are.
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{\an8}Has anyone ever told you
you look like an old goat-man?
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{\an8}No, but thank you
for the insult.
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{\an8}[giggles] Go on.
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{\an8}Ret, I love how
eloquently you speak.
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{\an8}[growling]
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Couldn't have
said it better myself.
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Loving your new
spell book, Margaret.
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Yeah, we use it all the time.
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We're a pretty magical group.
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Oh, really?
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Then how would you all
like to be contestants
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on our brand-new TV show?
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The winner will be crowned
Azarath's Next Top Conjurer.
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[all cheering]
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That would be
a dream come true.
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Excellent.
Ret will be in touch.
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{\an8}[growling]
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{\an8}Ta-ta.
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{\an8}I'm gonna smoke
all you suckers.
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{\an8}[all exclaiming competitively]
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{\an8}Oh, it's on.
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[Mar] Welcome to
The Great Azarathian Face Off!
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We're your host, Margaret.
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And today, we will discover
Azarath's Next Top Conjurer!
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Now, let's meet
our contestants.
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Hi, I am Trigon,
Lord of Darkness.
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And I will crush
all who oppose me.
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Hello, I'm Nana.
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Casting spells has been
my passion
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since I was
a little demon child
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just turning people
into frogs and toads
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and just any kind of amphibian.
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Hello, I'm Cat.
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Sometimes I sleep
in my litter box.
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Don't judge me.
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I'm Hank.
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And I dream of one day
coming back to life.
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Hi, I'm Raven.
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And tonight, I plan to take
these fools to school.
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[giggles] I love
a feisty attitude.
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Now, let's get to the first
challenge, shall we?
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You must concoct a magic potion
using these three ingredients.
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A dragon scale,
a tentacle and chunky salsa.
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Your ridiculously short
time limit starts...
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now!
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[competitive music playing]
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[choking]
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[screaming]
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And time.
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[sniffs]
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Trigon, your potion
has a lovely bouquet.
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What does it do?
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Ooh, it will transform me
into a fearsome demon dog.
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Behold.
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[barking]
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Ooh, looks like you didn't
properly chill your tentacle.
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That potion was
all bark and no bite.
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Margaret, I created a potion
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that can turn this spoon
into pudding.
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- Behold.
- [barks]
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[zaps]
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- [growling]
- [meowing]
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[objects clattering]
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Whoa, I thought I saw
a pudding cat.
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You did.
You did see a pudding cat.
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[laughing]
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Raven, what do you have for us,
my dear?
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My potion can transform
anything
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into what you love most.
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Ooh, I do love
a good love potion.
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Then watch as I turn
this turnip
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into a Pretty Pretty Pegasus.
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Yo, what's up, girl?
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Beast Boy? [groans]
I'm so sorry, Margaret.
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I-- I must have used
too much chunky salsa.
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My mistake.
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Ain't no mistake about it.
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{\an8}That potion summon
what you love the most.
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{\an8}And it's me, mama.
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Aw, your boyfriend is charming.
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He's not my boyfriend!
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He's a turnip.
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[Beast Boy yelps] Ow.
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Margaret, my potion
will transform
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my ghostly body
into a living body.
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[gulping]
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[gasps] Yes, it worked!
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At last, I can breathe
the fresh--
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- [zapping]
- [groaning]
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[laughing]
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Oh, come on.
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Ooh, I'm afraid there wasn't
much life to that potion.
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Hopefully, Nana has something
more exciting for us.
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That I do, Margaret.
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I'm gonna give this here rat
a little boogie-woogie.
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[electronic music playing]
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[growling] Yay.
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{\an8}[chuckles] That was fun.
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Nana did very well.
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Which means
our other contestants
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will have some catching up
to do as we move on to
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the Frankenstein Round.
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In this round,
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each of you must create life
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using the following
ingredients.
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Ret?
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{\an8}[growls, flaps lips, belches]
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You heard him. Now, move!
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[competitive music playing]
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[blender whirring]
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- [potion hisses]
- [gags]
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[screams]
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And, time.
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Well, Cat. What are you
going to bring to life?
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[retches]
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Margaret, prepare
to be astounded.
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{\an8}[yelps]
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{\an8}Ta-da. I call him Chuck.
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{\an8}What am I doing out here?
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{\an8}- Let me back in.
- [metal clangs]
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- Let me back in.
- [metal clangs]
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Ooh, it appears things
have gotten too hairy for her.
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Uh, that's absolutely
disgusting.
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- [metal clangs]
- Hey.
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Margaret, I will give life
to a powerful being
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who will help me
conquer the universe.
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[hisses]
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[high-pitched laughing]
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- A tiny Trigon?
- Yes.
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So it can conquer
those hard-to-reach places.
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Adorable.
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But I wish you had
thought bigger.
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[high-pitched whine, grunts]
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Margaret, I will be
bringing myself back to life.
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Observe.
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[shuddering and screaming]
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Yes, I'm alive.
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I'm alive!
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[zaps]
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Ha! You're gonna have to do
better than that, big guy.
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- [zaps]
- [thuds]
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Really?
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[sniffs] Oh, my.
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Rather heavy
on the weasel tongue, my dear.
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Well, I needed the extra magic
to bring my gem to life.
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Yo, yo, yo.
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Well, aren't you a breath
of fresh air, my dear?
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I could personally
use some fresh air.
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This girl's been tooting
in her cloak all day.
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{\an8}Quiet.
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{\an8}[gem yelps] Stop it.
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It smells awful under here.
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What did you eat for lunch?
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Nana, that doughnut
looks scrumptious.
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But can you really
make it move?
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Mar, I'm gonna
make it get down.
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[whizzes and dings]
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[dance music playing]
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Ooh, what fun!
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But it's now time
to make some cuts.
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[Gar] Nana and Raven.
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Please step forward.
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The three of us
have made our decision,
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and I'm afraid
we've got some bad news.
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But not for you because you two
are going to the final round.
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[both cheering]
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{\an8}The rest of you,
[shouts] get out of our sights!
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[Trigon muttering indistinctly]
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...summon into
the dark dimension.
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[Mar] Nana, Raven,
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one of you will win
The Great Azarathian Face Off.
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Are you ready?
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Bring it on.
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I was born ready.
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{\an8}Good.
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{\an8}Because this final round
is gonna take all the energy
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{\an8}you can muster,
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{\an8}push you to your limits,
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{\an8}and have you questioning
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{\an8}the very fabric
of space and time.
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Ret, drum roll, please.
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[flapping lips]
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Your final challenge is...
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baking a cake!
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[sputters]
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- Say what, now?
- That's it?
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You want us
to bake a simple cake?
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Yes. Nothing is more
delicious than a cake.
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[growls] Mm-hmm.
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Your time starts now.
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[competitive music playing]
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[screams]
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[burps]
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And, time.
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Raven, reveal your creation.
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I made a shortcake
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in the shape of the shortest
person I know, Robin.
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- [munching]
- Ooh, my.
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It tastes bitter.
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{\an8}[gagging]
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{\an8}And it's incredibly bland.
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Yeah, just like the real Robin.
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Nana, I hope you can
surprise us
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with something
more delectable.
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Margaret, I am so sorry.
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{\an8}I've never baked a cake before.
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{\an8}I'm afraid this is the best
I can do.
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Here's a chocolate lava cake
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with mascarpone frosting
and cocoa ganache.
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Well, it looks delicious.
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{\an8}But how does it taste?
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[munching]
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- Nana.
- Yes?
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You're the winner
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of The Great Azarathian
Face Off!
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Raven, go sit
at the losers' table.
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Don't look at me.
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Congratulations, Nana.
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You are officially
Azarath's Next Top Conjurer.
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Which means, you will...
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{\an8}get eaten!
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{\an8}[screams] What?
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{\an8}Why are you doing this?
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{\an8}Isn't it obvious?
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{\an8}We created this show
to find and destroy
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{\an8}Azarath's best talent,
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{\an8}so that we can remain
top conjurer.
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{\an8}But you can't eat my nana.
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{\an8}She's your biggest fan.
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{\an8}You make an excellent point,
my dear.
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{\an8}Which is why Gar
will eat her instead.
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{\an8}Down the hatch.
[gobbles and swallows]
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{\an8}[all scream]
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{\an8}We have to save Mother.
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Leave it to me.
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[Cat yelling]
Go get her, Chuck!
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[bubbling]
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[gagging] You're gonna
regret that.
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[roaring]
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Let's get down.
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[pulse vibrates]
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[yells]
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[screams]
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Trigons, attack.
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[roaring]
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[grunts]
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[shrieking]
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[Trigon grunts]
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Third time's the charm.
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You're all pathetic.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I've got something
even more pathetic.
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Shortcake Robin.
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Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
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Robin no longer a shortcake.
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Now, Robin a pound cake.
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[screaming]
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[all cheering]
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Nice work, y'all.
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Now let's celebrate
Mother becoming
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Azarath's Top Conjurer.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Dig in!
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[gobbling]
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- [stomach rumbles]
- Ugh.
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This Robin cake is disgusting.
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[belches]
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[gem] Aw, come on, girl.
That's nasty!