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Attention, Titans.
I have a very important announcement to make.
As you know,
we have one of the busiest animation crews
in all of Hollywood.
Yeah, no kidding.
They've been working on our show for 11 years.
That's longer than anyone's ever worked in Hollywood.
Which is why today
I am rewarding our crew with this!
The office building?
Oh, this isn't just an office building.
This is a brand new,
state-of-the-art office building.
How do you even pay for this?
Oh, with some loose change I found in the Batcave.
Yo! Our crew's gonna flip when they see their new home.
I wonder what's keeping them.
They were supposed to be here by now.
Perhaps they got tied up at the ranch.
We'd better go check it out.
Titans, go! To the ranch.
Man, this place looks sad.
Ugh. And it smells like dookie.
There they are!
What up, Peggy? What up, Pete?
Hey, Titans.
Sorry for the delay.
We're packing the essentials for the move.
Like food, water?
No. Toys. Lots and lots of toys.
I still can't believe we're moving.
I sure am gonna miss this place.
Why? This place is a deathtrap!
Yeah, but for 11 glorious years,
it's been our death trap.
We made a lot of memories here.
Ahh!
You guys are gonna forget all about this dump
once you see your new offices.
Let's get the crew loaded and mosey on out of here.
Sure thing.
Titans crew. Load up.
Ooh, the designers!
I love what you do with the backgrounds, the props
and the cute characters.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get this thing off my butt!
Animators! Mount up.
So you're the ones responsible for animating all those dances?
I love those moves!
Visual effects!
Ooh. Visual effects.
I love all the cool smoke-and-mirror stuff you do.
Ooh, magic.
And last but not least,
the story department!
Yo, I dig how you fools
turn them scripts into pictures
so's I don't have to reads.
That's what's up.
Wait, you forgot an animator.
Oh, I'm not an animator.
I'm the creative executive.
Jay Bastian.
Bastian? Like the kid from The NeverEnding Story?
Yeah, but I've never actually seen the movie.
Not really my thing.
What?
You have never seen it?
The NeverEnding Story is one of the greatest movies of all time.
And you call yourself a Hollywood executive. Bah!
That's everybody.
Let's get this show on the road.
I'm on it, yo.
Man, there were so many great movies shot on this ranch.
Christmas Vacation, High Noon, Lethal Weapon.
Ugh!
Robin's breath is a lethal weapon.
Can someone switch seats with me?
So...
You like moving around,
do ya, Peggy?
Well, then you are gonna love the new office
because it has hot desks.
- Hot desks? - Yes!
Hot desking is a hip and cool new system
where employees get to reserve their own office space
on a daily basis.
Oh, come on!
We make reservations each day just to do our work?
That's right.
But where do I put my toys?
You get to bring your toys in every day.
And take them home before you leave.
Isn't that cool?
Not really.
Trust me, it's going to be fun.
I'll tell you what I think is fun.
Listening to the most epic soundtrack of all time!
Doesn't that sound awesome, Jay Bastian?
Dude, I told you I'm not into that movie.
But I am into Westerns.
In fact, this was all once part of a Wild West movie set.
Keep your eyes peeled.
This place is a breeding ground for bandits.
Yeah. We don't want our whole crew to get taken.
Relax.
You're traveling with the Boy Wonder.
No one would dare to--
Oh, boy, look at what we got here.
Hand over the artists.
Never!
How about we settle this like they did in the old west?
We do love a good showdown.
Oh, no, we're not having a showdown.
We having a hoedown!
Let's dance!
Who else wants some pain?
We're gonna need to step it up.
Adios, bro-chachos.
Hoo-doggy, all that dancing sure worked up an appetite.
Y'all got some food around here or what?
Here you go, Cyborg.
I made rhubarb pie.
Boring!
The new office is stocked
with a variety of delicious snacks
like hardboiled eggs, dried seaweed, artisanal--
Sorry, bro. Need to take a water break.
Great.
How are we supposed to get across?
Perhaps the designers can help.
I approve this design!
You know what this reminds me of?
Let me guess, Bastian from The NeverEnding Story?
No, man!
It reminds me of Atreyu from The NeverEnding Story!
You know, when he got stuck in a swamp
and Falkor had to fly in and save the day?
Oh! The most dramatic scene of all time!
Well, I don't know anything about that.
But I do know this lagoon
was used in an episode of Fantasy Island,
which means it has the power to turn fantasies into reality.
Oh, no! Quick!
Everybody clear your minds!
- Uh-oh. - What did you do, Jay?
I couldn't help it!
Cyborg keeps going on and on about that dumb movie.
What is that thing?
Falkor? From The NeverEnding Story?
What? That ain't no Falkor!
He was a fluffy white dragon!
There's nothing fluffy about that thing!
I don't know what Falkor looks like.
I told you I've never seen the movie!
It's too powerful.
Visual effects, we need your help.
- Yeah! - That's nice!
Good news.
We're almost at the new office building.
I can't wait till you see it.
It has breathtaking views of all the major freeways.
An AC system made from the roaring engines of a jumbo jet.
And titanium walls
that will block out all those pesky calls
from your family and loved ones.
Yeah, yeah, we get it, dude.
It's a "cool building."
Show some appreciation, Pete!
You know how much work
I've put into that office?
You should all be groveling at my feet.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Respect the feet, Peggy.
Respect the feet, Pete.
What's happening?
This ranch is the worst.
We's all gonna die down here.
Calm down, everyone.
This is no time to panic.
Okay, time to panic.
Maybe the writers can come up
with a brilliant idea to get us out of here!
You hacks call this a brilliant idea?
Don't worry, bro.
Our story department can make it happen.
Whoa! Check us out!
We made it!
I don't gots the strength to fight that thing!
A battle seems a little excessive
at this point in our journey, don't you think?
We can just cut it.
You can do that?
Yeah. Editorial can cut anything.
Goodbye, Ranch.
Your legacy will live on forever.
Rest in pieces, yo.
It's truly the end of an era.
Even though you were awful,
and tried to kill us multiple times.
We're still gonna miss you.
Oh, boo-hoo.
Would you guys lighten up
and check out your brand new building?
Isn't it a beauty?
Listen, Robin. About the new office.
The crew has decided they'll just work from home.
So long, Titans.
You ingrates!
I hope you're happy!
Because I am never building you an office again!
What about you, Titans?
We can turn this into our new headquarters?
Nah, dude.
But what about the hot desks?