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[bird crowing]

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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

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♪ Go!

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[opening theme playing]

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♪ T-E-E-N

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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

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♪ Teen Titans, let's go

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♪ Teen Titans, go

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[gasps]

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I gots the book!

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You mean, thebook?

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That's right, yo.

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The book!

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The book?

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The book!

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Let me see,
let me see, let me see!

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What book could possibly
elicit so much
of the excitement?

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This be The Giant Book
of Recorded Records,yo.

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It chronicles the most
amazing human feats
ever accomplished.

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In the realm of the track
and the field?

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Anyone can win a race.

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These are people who have
truly pushed
human capability to the limit.

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Behold!

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[Robin gasps]
The largest person
to ever ride a motorcycle.

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[Cyborg] That dude who ate
the world's longest sandwich.

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[Raven] Check out how much
weight this lady can lift
with just her tongue.

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These are truly the most
special of people.

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[sighs] I wish I were
the special like them.

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What? Star,

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you are special.

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Everyone is specials
in their own specials way.

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But not as special
as the people with the records.

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I can't argue with that.

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I mean, they got records
and everything.

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Then perhaps I can do
the setting of the record.

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Hmm, setting a record
is a big commitment.

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These things take a lot of time
and effort to accomplish.

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Then I shall do the sleeping
prior to the decision-making.

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[sighs] One day, I too, will
be in the book of the records.

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Then I will be the special.

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[snoring]

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You got what it takes, Star!

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Oh, do you really think so?

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Well, setting a record
ain't no joke.

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Are you willing to dedicate
yourself to the task?

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With all of my heart.

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[mumbling]

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I cannot understand
the sandwich mouth.

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But you have inspired me
to try.

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[crowing like rooster]

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Good morning, fellow Titans.

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[whirring, clangs]

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I have the greatest
of the news.

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I have decided
to set the record.

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In fact, I have already begun.

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Which record?

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[chuckles] Can you not the see?

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[humming pointedly]

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-No, dude.
-[giggles]

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I shall set the record

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for the longest fingernails
ever grown.

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[gagging]

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That's be so unnaturals.

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I've never seen such a thing
in all my days!

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Star, it'll take years for you
to grow your fingernails
out like that.

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Yeah, that dude
took 50 years to grow his.

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Time matters the not,

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for I have dedicated
my whole heart to the task.

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Whys you pick something
so nasty, yo?

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So I can be the special.

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At least consider
an easier record to set, like,

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world's most likable
Teen Titan.

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[Robin and Cyborg burp]

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-[Beast Boy munching]
-[Raven farting]

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Thank you, Raven.

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But it is decided.

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I will never give the ups.

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No matter the cost!

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It may be a terrible idea,
but I support you, Star.

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I's bets you won'ts be able
to last two months

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before you realize how shameful
a goal this be.

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[teeth chattering]

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Everything okay, Star?

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Ugh, at this pace,

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it will be the forever before
I do the setting of the record.

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You don't have to
do this, Star.

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You're already special
just the way you are.

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That is very nice, Robin.

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But your opinion
does not matter to me.

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[crunch]

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[retching]

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-[snipping]
-[all screaming]

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-[snipping]
-[grunting]

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[pigeons cooing]

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Robin!

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Robin...

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What? [groans]

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I have an itch under my nose
that requires the scratching.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's the spot.

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Yeah.

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Do you have any idea how close
I am to setting the record

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for the longest fingernails
ever grown?

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What?

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Very close!

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What?

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[sighs] Just a few more
of the years.

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[thudding]

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Okay, this has gone far enough.

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That's right.
We're cutting those nails.

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Why would I let you do that?

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Just look at those hands.

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You've been in misery
the last 50 years.

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And we can't let it go on.

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My hands are in the pain.

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The weight of the fingernails
is so very great.

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Then that settles it.
You're getting a manicure.

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I would not try that
if I were the you.

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Oh, yeah?
What if we try it anyway?

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[Starfire growling]

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[grunts] I will show you,
what I will do.

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[straining] Once I am able
to aim my hands at you.

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Your fingernails are so long,
you can't even move
your hands around.

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You'll thank us
when we're done.

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And then we can have
some matzo ball soup.

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Do you know how many
personal sacrifices
have been made

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in the setting of this record?

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I gave up being the superhero.

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I gave up
all of the human contact

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because I cannot
do the hugging.

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And, worst of all,

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I have not held a single kitty
in over 50 years.

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I have wasted my life
in order to be special

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when, in fact,

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I shall never be special.

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You don't need
to set any records.

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You're special
just the way you are.

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Do you mean that?

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I've been saying that
for years.

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Yes, but I do not care
about your opinion.

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Oh!

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There's no reason
for any more pain.

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[sighs]

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All the right.

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Do it.

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[alarm blaring]

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[Starfire gasps]
What is the emergency?

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[Cyborg] An asteroid
is going to hit Jump City

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and destroy all life
as we know it.

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We may be old,
but we're still superheroes.

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And we can still save
the planet.

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There we go.

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Almost there. Just about.

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Here's the plan.

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We gather our remaining
stock pile of explosives.

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We load the explosives
into the Titans rocket.

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[beeps]

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Then launch it into space

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and blow that asteroid
into dust.

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[electricity crackling]

162
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There's a problem
with that plan, dummy.

163
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The Titans rocket
is currently inoperational.

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What?

165
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Now, before you get mad,
just know this happened

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in our younger years
a long time ago.

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-Two weeks ago.
-That's right. Two weeks ago.

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Yeah, yeah.
We, uh, filled up the cockpit
with hot, bubbly water

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and made ourselves a hot tub
space rocket.

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Hot tub space rocket!

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Oh, [chuckles] that was...
Let me tell you something.

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Of course, the water fried
all the circuits so,
you know...

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The world is going to end
because of you!

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[all crying]

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[gasps]

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[straining]

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[cracking]

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[computer beeping rapidly]

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[grunting]

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[creaking]

181
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[grunting]

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[sighs]

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-[all crying]
-[alarm stops blaring]

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[computer chimes]

185
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[videogame music playing]

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[all cheering]

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I knew you had it in you.

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I'm so glad you had
them fingernails all nasty.

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You go, girl!

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You saved the planet.

191
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That's what's up!

192
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Yes, great job, Star.

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Oh, you are making
me feel so...

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special.

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-[waves crashing]
-[birds squawking]

196
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Would you look at that.
That guy set the record

197
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for crushing the most kumquats
with his biceps.

198
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That is a most
praise-worthy use for a bicep.

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Sorry you didn't make it into
The Giant Book
of Recorded Records,Star.

200
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That is the okay

201
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-because I did make it
into the book
-[glass shattering]

202
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of People Who Have Stopped
an Asteroid.

203
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[Beast Boy] This is you,
Superman, and Bruce Willis.

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[all cheering]

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[Beast Boy] That's what's up!

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[Cyborg] You kept them
nails going. Everybody told you
they was nasty!