[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
[sad music playing]
[sighs]
Hey, Cyborg!
Wanna stretch it out with me? Ha!
Get those hammies nice and loose?
[dejectedly] No, thanks.
What's got you down?
The annual Metropolis ping-pong invitational is this weekend!
And Beast Boy's visiting the Doom Patrol!
So he can't be my pong partner this year.
Oh. Well, maybe there's someone else who could be your partner.
- [dance music playing] - [Cyborg] Yeah, but Raven is at the Pretty-Pretty
Pegasus convention.
Uh, actually, I was thinking of someone else.
Someone with skills.
Yeah, but Starfire went to Tamaran for some celebration.
Oh! But there's someone else!
Someone quick. Someone agile. Someone incredibly handsome.
- Silky? - No! Someone else!
- [crashes] - Oh. Uh, uh, uh, uh.
You mean you! Not interested.
Come on! It'll be fun.
I very much doubt that.
I can picture it now.
- [pleasant music playing] - [Robin] Robin and Cyborg headed to Metropolis.
A perfect set-up for a buddy road trip adventure.
A "buddy" what now?
Oh, ho! These two may seem an odd pair at first.
But as they travel the road, they'll come to appreciate their differences,
while learning the true Power of Friendship.
What do you say?
Fine. Whatever. Sure.
Yes! Whoo-hoo!
The Power of Friendship prevails!
I'm not trying to be part of no Power of Friendship!
Let's just get there as fast as possible and play some ping-pong.
Very well. We'll take the fastest mode of transportation...
- [enthralling music playing] - [Robin] A plane!
[engine revving]
- Dude! What kind of flight you got us on? - [chickens clucking]
Um, the money-saving kind.
Most airlines just jack up the price for unnecessary things
like checked bags,
and legroom and...
Seats?
'Cause I don't see any seats.
[grunts]
This does not seem safe.
Interesting you say that, because statistically,
flying is one of the safest modes of transport...
- [Robin screaming] - [chicken clucking]
[glass smashing]
- [thuds] - [grunts]
- [chickens clucking] - [kissing]
I never thought I'd be so happy to be in Metropolis!
Oh, we're not in Metropolis yet.
We've got an overnight layover here
in beautiful downtown Bismarck!
[cow mooing]
Dude, don't nobody want to be in no Bismarck!
But this is all part of our buddy road trip adventure.
Swapping personal stories in an affordable motel room,
will help us activate the Power of Friendship!
You're the worst.
I know you don't mean that.
- [light buzzing] - [screams]
Here we are!
You really are the worst.
Ooh! Gotta go pee-pee.
- [door shuts] - I told you to just go on the plane.
The cows had no problem with it.
Only one bed?
[yelling]
A tight space for more bonding.
You almost done in there? I gotta wash up.
I smell like cow doodoo, mixed with pig doodoo,
mixed with... [sniffs]
Was there a camel on that plane?
- [thuds] - [sighs] All yours.
[tap opens]
[water splashing]
[Robin] Be sure to take my skivvies out of the sink before you use it.
[dramatic music plays]
[yells]
[Robin] Also, I hung some of my skivvies to dry on the towel rack.
[yells and gags]
[Robin] And of course, I had to hang some skivvies on the doorknob.
[Cyborg gags]
[retching]
[gagging]
[yells]
[Robin] Oh, and there's some skivvies still soaking in the bathtub.
[vomiting]
[yelling]
[sighs] The alarm is set for tomorrow.
Don't wanna miss the plane.
Ch-ch-ch... So...
You wanna tell revealing personal stories?
I just want to go to bed, dude.
You're right. We should get some good sleep.
We've got a full day of bonding ahead of us.
[soft music playing]
[whirring]
Would you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep.
[softly] Oh, sorry!
[whirring]
Sorry. Electric flosser.
[whirring continues]
Sorry. Retainer.
[crunching]
Sorry. Late night snack.
- [inhales] - [hissing]
Sorry. Humidifier.
[thuds]
[snoring]
[electricity buzzes]
[beeping]
[yawns] Ah, I'll be honest with you. I slept pretty good.
Especially considering how hard these pillows are.
Those aren't pillows.
[yells]
Why are your buns so hard?
- [upbeat music playing] - Daily squats and stretches keeps it all tight.
Hmm. Nice!
I'm still mad at you.
For being a great travel buddy?
You're a horrible travel buddy!
You get me on a stinky plane.
You snore. You got too many skivvies!
[chuckles] Oh, ho! There's no such thing as too many skivvies!
Whatever! When's our flight?
Oh. Uh...
We missed it, didn't we?
[chuckles nervously] Don't worry.
There' s a better mode of transportation we can take.
[Robin] A train!
A train!
What do I look like?
An adolescent wizard from the outskirts of London!
This nation was built on trains.
Two buddies training along.
I am not your buddy!
Riding the rails. Nothing but a gorgeous landscape,
and a... [mimicking train chugging]
...to keep us company. Oh, and Sticky Joe!
Howdy!
[exasperated] I just want to play some ping-pong.
I know.
How about a good old-fashioned song?
♪ If you're buddies And you know it Clap your hands ♪
♪ If you're buddies And you know it ♪
♪ And you really love This road trip ♪
♪ If this road trip's Really awesome Clap your hands ♪
[claps] Spoon solo, Sticky Joe, take it away.
[spoons clicking rhythmically]
♪ If you love your buddy Cyborg Clap your hands ♪
♪ If you love your buddy Robin Clap your hands ♪
♪ If you're feeling A strong connection ♪
♪ And maybe The Power of Friendship Coming through ♪
♪ And if you're making Long-lasting memories Clap your... ♪
- [thuds] - Hey!
[grunting]
Okay, so trains aren't for everyone.
But, I've got another mode of transportation that's as convenient,
comfortable, and dare I say, American as it gets!
[Robin] The rental car!
[engine revving]
[sniffs] It smells like grandmas in here.
All I smell is comfy convenience.
Wanna play I Spy?
No. I'm gonna catch some Z's. I'm pooped!
Okay. Well, if you do want to talk...
Just get us to Metropolis, dude.
Okay, just me and the road now.
[yawning]
[grunts] No! It's important to stay alert while driving.
- [changing stations] - [music playing]
- [soft lullaby music playing] - [snoring]
[snoring]
[grunts]
[Cyborg snoring]
[grunts]
- [groans] - [window opening]
[sighs] Ah! The cool night breeze will keep me awake.
[yelling]
- [owl squawking] - [Robin yelling]
[grunts]
[owl hooting]
[pants]
No owl can stop...
- [Cyborg snoring] - the Power of Friendship.
[Robin snoring]
- [tires screeching] - [horn honking]
[truck honking]
[yawning]
Hey there, sleepy head.
Hmm, yo, Robin,
what are those four glowing lights coming at us?
Huh? They kind of look like headlights.
- [snoring] - Yeah.
-But that would mean... [snoring] -[train honking]
[snoring]
[trains engines revving]
[both yelling]
[chuckling evilly]
[yelling]
Hey!
[all yelling]
[crashes]
Just a minor setback.
And you know what they say about walking.
♪ If you love walking Along a dark highway After nearly dying... ♪
Enough! I am done with this buddy road trip!
I don't care if I miss the ping-pong tournament.
I am done!
But, the Power of Friendship!
The Power of Friendship is a lie!
[Cyborg] A lie, I say! A lie!
[Robin] Cyborg! Hey!
Cyborg, wait up.
Cyborg!
Got room for one more if you still want to go to Metropolis.
Where did you find that?
Some kid back in town. Traded my humidifier for it, straight up!
He wasn't interested in my retainer.
This baby doesn't even need fuel.
He just easts my skivvies!
[swallows and brays]
You know, Robin,
just when I think you couldn't possibly be any worse
of a road trip companion,
you go do something like this!
And totally teach me the Power of Friendship!
How did you know that donkeys were my favorite mode of transportation?
Ha-ha! Hop on!
[both chuckling]
[Cyborg] Metropolis invitational, here we come!
You know, Robin, all in all, it wasn't that bad a road trip.
[chuckles] Thanks, Cyborg.
It's funny, I almost forgot about the ping-pong tournament altogether.
We haven't even practiced.
We've got something better than practice.
We got a donkey.
[Robin yells]
Come on, donkey! Let's play some ping-pong.
- [donkey brays] - [Cyborg laughs]
Well, it looks like it's just you and me.
[in deep voice] I guess so.
[in normal voice] Hey! You wanna go on a buddy road trip?
[grunts]
[in deep voice] No!