1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:03,351 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:04,743 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,147 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:07,659 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,661 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,320 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,669 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,763 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,769 - [babbling] - [Robin] Lame. 11 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:32,032 - [grunts] - [Robin] Lame. 12 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,685 - Dumb. Lame. - [laughing on TV] 13 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,600 Wait. This looks good. 14 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,690 Oh, hello, Titans. 15 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,562 [all screaming] 16 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:44,087 Oh, whatchu watching? Oh, wait. It's me.[laughs] 17 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,741 Ugh, Control Freak. 18 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,003 Change it, change it. 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,572 [laughs] I'm in control now. 20 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:54,141 If you're so in control, then why is there pie on your face? 21 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,056 [all laughing] 22 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,626 Ugh, your humor's so juvenile. 23 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,802 You don't deserve to be in this time slot. 24 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:05,848 It's reserved for the suggestive dialogue 25 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:08,807 and moderate violence of much cooler superhero teams. 26 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:12,724 Which is why I've decided to age you down. 27 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,161 [all gasp] 28 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,250 Your rating is going from TV Teen 29 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,991 - all the way down to TV Baby. - [baby cries on TV] 30 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,472 The rating for preschool shows. 31 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:23,518 You can'ts make us no baby show. 32 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:24,693 Oh, yes, I can. 33 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:27,087 So long, Titans. 34 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,176 [laughs] 35 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,917 ♪ T-O-D-D-L-E-R 36 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,745 ♪ Toddler Titans, yay! 37 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:34,789 [children laughing] 38 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,140 [cheerful music playing] 39 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,272 [buzzing] 40 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,229 [exclaims] 41 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,233 [laughing] 42 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:45,757 Ahhh! What happened to my hair? 43 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:48,282 You? Look at me. I'm a bag. 44 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,022 And I am the kitten. 45 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,764 A delightful kitten with the mittens. 46 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,462 And I'm Book. 47 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,377 Just don't judge me by my warm friendly cover. 48 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,422 But where is the Beast Boy? 49 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:00,381 [barks] I is Beast Boy, Melmo, 50 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,165 as Greenie the clue dog. 51 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,645 [barks] 52 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:04,907 Bro, that's a different show. 53 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,691 Whatevs. Yous gonna be thankings me 54 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,954 when I find some of them good clues up in here. 55 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,391 Clue? Clue? 56 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,001 Clue-doo-doo-doo. 57 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,482 Get you stinky clue-ditty-doos off of me. 58 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,223 Enough! 59 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,983 We need to figure out how we're going to get out of here. 60 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:21,184 Alls wes got to do is find the clue, clue, clue-doo-doo. 61 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,620 Here, cluey clues. 62 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,448 Where's you be? 63 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:28,017 Ah, a clue. A clue. 64 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,497 I found a clue. 65 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:31,412 We can use Book to help us find a way out. 66 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,065 Right. Books have information. 67 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,850 And pictures too, if you lucky. 68 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,591 Book, how do we get back home? 69 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:37,940 Let's see. 70 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:41,509 Azarath Metrion... Info! 71 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,989 We lucked out, it's got pictures. 72 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,862 Looks like we have to go down the Rapid River, 73 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,646 through the Stanky Swamp, 74 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,214 and then beat the Ratings Monster. 75 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:54,304 River, swamp, Ratings Monster. 76 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,741 But be careful because the Stanky Swamp 77 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:57,916 is home to Taker. 78 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,570 Uh-oh. 79 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,572 [laughs maniacally, blows raspberry] 80 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,226 That's be one creepy beaver. 81 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,402 Whatever. This will be easy. 82 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,665 After all, it's just a dumb preschool show. 83 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,798 Ow. Hey, what gives? 84 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,887 - [children] Sing the song! - Whoa. 85 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,236 What was that? 86 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,629 [children] Sing the song! 87 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,867 Where them voices coming from? 88 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:16,979 [children laughing] 89 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:19,286 It sounds like toddlers. 90 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:22,419 Yes. It is the customary in the preschool shows 91 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,770 for the characters to interact with the kids at home. 92 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,207 Yeah, yeah, that's great. Whatever. 93 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,773 But why can't we move past this scene? 94 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,254 - [grunting] - Do you not see? 95 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:34,779 We must work with the kids in order to progress the plot. 96 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,565 [scoffs] That's kind of weird, but okay. 97 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:40,742 They said we need to "sing the song." What song? 98 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,005 Do you know how to sing the song? 99 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,093 [children] Yeah. 100 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:46,443 The let us sing it together. 101 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,053 [song playing] 102 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:49,838 ♪ De-de, do-do-do 103 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,579 ♪ Here we go, go, go 104 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,296 ♪ Let's learn and play What a fun, fun day ♪ 105 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,886 ♪ De-de, do-do-do 106 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,280 Joy! We found the Rapid River. 107 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,195 [children] Yay! 108 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,329 River, swamp, Ratings Monster. 109 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,287 In case you needed a reminder. 110 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:07,377 Bag, do you have anything we can use to build a raft? 111 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,075 Maybe I do. Let's see. 112 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:13,165 I've got a banana, some boots, 113 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:16,604 a spoon and some logs. 114 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:17,866 Easy peasy. 115 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:18,867 It's obviously the-- 116 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,434 No, Robin, remember, 117 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,523 you must let the children at home do the choosing 118 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,612 But it's right there. If I could just... 119 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,483 [both grunting] 120 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,790 Will you help us choose which 121 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,619 object we need to build the raft? 122 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,011 [children] Yeah. 123 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,665 Is it, the banana? 124 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,145 [children] No. 125 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,494 What about the boots? 126 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,061 [children] No! 127 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,758 Could it be the spoon? 128 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,238 [children] No! 129 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,240 [sighs] It's the logs, you dum-dums. 130 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,373 Just hurry up and pick up the logs. 131 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,766 What about the logs? 132 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,116 [children] Yeah, the logs! 133 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,774 Now, will you help us 134 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:59,342 build the raft by counting the logs? 135 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,474 [children] Yeah. 136 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,214 Count with us. 137 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,868 [children] One, 138 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,392 two, 139 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,481 three, four, 140 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:10,919 - five, six... - You've got to be kidding me. 141 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:13,791 - ...seven... - [Starfire] Seven. 142 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,140 This is ridiculous. 143 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:18,187 - ...eight... - [Starfire] Eight. 144 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,797 Argh, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. 145 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:20,929 There, it's done already. 146 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,104 [children crying] 147 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:24,324 Uh-oh. Now you're done it. 148 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,692 You've gone and upset the children. 149 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,631 Without their help, we won't be able 150 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,956 to complete the journey and we'll be stuck here forever. 151 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,418 No, it's okay. It's okay. [chuckles] 152 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,289 I have an idea. 153 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:38,207 Let's sing the same dumb song we just sang, over and over. 154 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,643 [children] Yay! 155 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:40,992 ♪ De-de, do-do-do 156 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,516 ♪ Here we go, go, go 157 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,213 [all] ♪ De-de, do-do-do 158 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,954 ♪ Here we go, go, go 159 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,671 ♪ Let's learn and play What a fun, fun day ♪ 160 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,261 ♪ De-de, do-do-do 161 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,439 Brace yourselves. 162 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:55,180 Rapid River's getting rapidy. [barking] 163 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,922 [groans softly] I don't feel so well. 164 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,402 - [gags] - Careful, Robin. 165 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,640 You can't show vomit on a preschool show. 166 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,187 Uh-oh, uh-oh. 167 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,798 [children] Uh-oh. 168 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,147 Oh, that is nasty. [vomits] 169 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,583 I am going to be the sick. 170 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,585 [all vomiting] 171 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,457 [children] Ew! 172 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,678 We made it to the Stanky Swamp. 173 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:18,160 Remember, river, swamp, Ratings Monster. 174 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,031 -River, swamp-- -We get it. 175 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,729 - [thuds] - Oh, no. 176 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,645 The swamp is too the shallow for the raft, 177 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:28,213 and too the stanky to do the walking through. [sniffs] 178 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,432 [meows comically] 179 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,738 [children laughing] 180 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,348 How wes gonna get across? 181 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,437 - [children] The boots. - That's right. 182 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,439 Uh, I got 'em in here somewhere. 183 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,441 [children] Banana. 184 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,138 Spoon. 185 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,401 - [children] Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 186 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,751 I can't find the boots. 187 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,840 [laughs maniacally, blows raspberry] 188 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,016 [children] It's Taker. 189 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,321 [Cyborg] What? Where? 190 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,106 Where's that weird looking beaver at? 191 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,456 That no good Taker must've taken our boots. 192 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,936 It's obvious. 193 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:57,852 Children, you must help us locate Taker. 194 00:06:57,895 --> 00:06:59,680 - Is he under the rock? - [children] No! 195 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,856 - He's right there. - Is he in the bush? 196 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,094 - [children] No! - [Robin grumbling] 197 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,598 [Cyborg] Is he in the grass? 198 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,469 - [children] No! - Is he-- 199 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,316 -He's obviously right there-- -[children] In the tree! 200 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,342 [laughs maniacally, blows raspberry] 201 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,605 [all] Yay! 202 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,955 Yay. Whoo-hoo. So smart. 203 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,347 But how do we get our boots back 204 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,175 from that creepy sneaky beaver? 205 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:19,351 He's too high up in the tree. 206 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:23,530 We just have to get the children to teach that naughty beaver a lesson. 207 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,532 Repeat after me. 208 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:26,794 [Starfire reading] 209 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,536 [children reading] 210 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:34,497 [children] Taker, don't be taking. 211 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,807 Taker, don't be taking. 212 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,504 - [crying] - It's working. 213 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,898 Taker is experiencing shame. 214 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,466 Can you say, "shame"? 215 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,598 [children reading] 216 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:51,601 - Very good. - [Taker crying] 217 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,951 - Scram! You creepy taker. - [children gasp] 218 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,300 [children] Oh, no! 219 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,042 Robin, no. You must not even partake 220 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,914 in the most moderate of the violence. 221 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,872 Sure, fine, whatever. We got the boots. 222 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:05,267 Let's just get across this stupid swamp and get out of here! 223 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,312 You forgot the travel song, bro. 224 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,618 [grunts] Right. 225 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:10,011 ♪ De-de, do-do-do 226 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,491 ♪ Here we go, go, go 227 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,231 [all] ♪ De-de, do-do-do 228 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,972 ♪ Here we go, go, go 229 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,646 ♪ Let's learn and play What a fun, fun day ♪ 230 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,367 ♪ De-de, do-do-do 231 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,590 We did it! Now what? 232 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,809 Well, not to beat a dead horse, but... 233 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,986 River, swamp, Ratings Monster. 234 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,075 -River-- -River, swamp, Ratings Monster! 235 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,817 Yeah, yeah, we got it. You've only said it like 35 times. 236 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,863 Yoo-hoo, I found a clue-hoo. 237 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,561 [roars] 238 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,302 How's we gonna beat him? 239 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,609 [children] Use the stick! 240 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,049 Well, that didn't work. 241 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,704 - [roars] - [children] Uh-oh. 242 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,228 Titans, the kids at home have gotten us this far. 243 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,926 But now we need to do some grown business. 244 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,580 Moderate violence. 245 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,451 The absolute no. 246 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,758 Violence in any amount is inappropriate 247 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,543 for the preschool show! 248 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,936 Star, a little violence is fine. 249 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,286 We'll just get the kids to close their eyes. 250 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,506 Will you close your eyes for us? 251 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,812 [children] Okay. 252 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:14,815 Great. And remember, no peeking. 253 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,773 - [gun cocks] - [Robin] Titans, go! 254 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,035 [Robin grunting] 255 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,907 [crashing] 256 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,996 [all grunting and groaning] 257 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,171 [chainsaw whirring] 258 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,913 I told you, no peeking. 259 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,002 - [Beast Boy screams] - [Robin grunts] 260 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,136 [Raven] Hey, you can open your eyes now. 261 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,747 - [cheerful music plays] - Thanks, kids. 262 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:36,576 We kicked the Ratings Monster's booty. 263 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,273 Can you say, "booty"? 264 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,491 [children reading] 265 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,625 Robin, I am not sure 266 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,845 that is the appropriate for the kids at-- 267 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,717 [scoffs] Who cares? We're heading home to our world 268 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:51,242 where we can be as inappropriate as we want to be. 269 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,504 [Robin grunts] 270 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,595 [laughing on TV] 271 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:02,602 [screams] You... You made it out? 272 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,605 And now, we get to decide what to do with you. 273 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,563 [child 1] Hit him. Kick him in the booty. 274 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,652 - [child 2] Yeah, booty. - [children laughing] 275 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,761 Sounds like the children at home tagged along with us to our world. 276 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:14,048 And they's being kind of inappropriate. 277 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,963 Makes sense. We did scar them for life. 278 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,529 Their innocence is totally gone. 279 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,532 Hey, I told 'em "No peeking." You heard me. 280 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,534 Book heard me. Everyone heard me. 281 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,407 Well, since they are now the here, 282 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,235 maybe they can help us. 283 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,715 The children at home, 284 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,674 what shall we use to punish the Control Freak? 285 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:35,156 We got rotten eggs, the big smelly butt, or spiders. 286 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,463 [children] Spiders! 287 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,509 The children want spiders, spiders they will have. 288 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,686 - [screams] - [children laughing] 289 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,035 Spiders! 290 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,867 Spiders. The children at home really did age up. 291 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,739 I'm so proud. 292 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,263 Don't be proud dude, we messed them children up for life. 293 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,395 - [child 1] Booty. - [child 2] Booty goes toot. 294 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,764 - Toot, toot, toot. - [chuckles nervously] 295 00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,876 [children laughing] 296 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,008 [children reading] 297 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,314 [children laughing]