1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:03,046 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:04,308 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,918 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:07,442 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:08,530 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,233 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,452 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:19,976 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,720 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,594 Another sweet justice celebration 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,075 for another totally awesome butt-kicking battle. 12 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,685 [all] Yeah! 13 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,384 Who's the best superhero team in all of Metropolis? 14 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,168 We are, that's who! 15 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:40,344 We're the best on the planet. Whoo! 16 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:41,693 The best in this 17 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:44,174 and all other known universes. 18 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,872 Yeah, we're, uh, pretty good. 19 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:49,223 We must not rest on our butt-kicking laurels. 20 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,094 We must always be prepared to fight. 21 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:54,706 Come on! Our favorite show, Just Before Dusk is on. 22 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,665 Let's just kick back and relax. 23 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:00,016 Hello, lovely ladies. 24 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,278 That's not our show. 25 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,714 [laughs] 26 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:06,457 Don't worry, I've got something even better. 27 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,938 - What's happening? - [all screaming] 28 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:16,032 Good job, Titans! We saved the day again. 29 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,775 Who's the best superhero team in all of Jump City? 30 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:20,950 [all] We are! 31 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,125 Yeah, we bad. 32 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:25,215 We are the best on the planet. 33 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,869 Nah, Star, nah. 34 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:29,567 - We the best in all the universes! - You know it! 35 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:32,527 And we got home just in time for our favorite show. 36 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,358 Hello, lame-o Titans. 37 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,881 [all] Control Freak? 38 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,013 [all scream] 39 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,888 What is this place? 40 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,803 I think we're in the TV. 41 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,848 [gasps] I've always wanted to be on television. 42 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:51,981 [all grunt] 43 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,765 Ow! My booty! 44 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:56,333 Whoa! Is that Wonder Woman? 45 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:59,162 [gasps] It's the DC Super Hero Girls! 46 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,556 It's the girl who is the super! 47 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:04,950 Ah, do I see a fellow alien in the house? 48 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,344 [both whooping] 49 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,218 Hey, Green Lantern, Zatanna. 50 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,654 - Hi! - Greetings! 51 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,960 - What up, Bumbles? - Please don't call me that. 52 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,005 - Batgirl? - Robin? 53 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,441 [both] What are you doing here? 54 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,139 We got sucked into the TV. 55 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,183 Stop it! 56 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,011 Urgh! Listen. 57 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:25,275 It seems Control Freak is up to his usual broadcasted antics. 58 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:28,757 But lucky for you, the greatest superhero team, 59 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,889 the Teen Titans, are here. 60 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,630 We'll get us out of this mess. 61 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,284 [laughs] Seriously? 62 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,459 Why don't you step back 63 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,026 and watch a real superhero team. 64 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,332 [scoffs] Wha-hat? 65 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,464 We've got the best team. We'll handle this. 66 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,987 Titans, go! 67 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:43,293 Nah, they got this. 68 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,966 You bet your sweet cupcakes we've got this. 69 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:47,471 There's no stopping the Super Hero Girls. 70 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,169 You've got nothing on the Teen Titans. 71 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:52,215 We've got a Green Lantern and a Supergirl. What do you have? 72 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,521 He's got nothin', yo! 73 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,000 We straight garbage, girl! 74 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,350 Grr! Well, 75 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,352 the Titans have a fearless leader 76 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,049 with the coolest gadgets. 77 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,311 Oh, yeah? Do you have 78 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,312 a remote control, laser-guided Batarang? 79 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:05,228 [gasps] That is so cool! 80 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,621 Pfft! 81 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,710 I've got a communicator, bug spray, binoculars... 82 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,146 Heat-seeking bat drones, 83 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,819 infra-red bat goggles, bat grappling hook, 84 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,454 and my cape's shaped like a bat. 85 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,064 My boots are shinier. 86 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,197 I've got a cowl shaped like a bat. 87 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,372 Birds are cooler. 88 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:19,938 No way! Bats are the coolest! 89 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,767 - [imitating bird chirping] - [imitating bat screeching] 90 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,334 [Control Freak] Enough! 91 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,683 [Robin] Control Freak. 92 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,032 What are you up to? 93 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,470 You dum-dums haven't figured it out yet? 94 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,733 I have brought you all here to find out who is 95 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:34,953 the best superhero team in all the universe. 96 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,259 [laughs maniacally] 97 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,782 How do you suggest we do that? 98 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:38,826 With... 99 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,615 [both gasp] 100 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,245 - ...the Family Feud. - ["Family Feud" theme playing] 101 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,880 [overlapping, excited chatter] 102 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,055 Amazing! 103 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,250 - I love this show. - I love Family Feud. 104 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,971 Oh, yeah, I love the feud! 105 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:56,758 Okay, teams, let's play the feud! 106 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,369 Didn't we already do this? 107 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,719 Yes we did, and the network loved it. 108 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,895 So, we're doing it again. 109 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,549 One hundred superheroes were surveyed. 110 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:06,942 Top answers are on the board. 111 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,205 What is the very best superpower? 112 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,294 - [buzzer dings] - The power of wisdom. 113 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,078 Show me "Smarts." 114 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:15,559 - [dings] - The number one answer! 115 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,909 [scoffs] Talk about a garbage superpower. 116 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:20,869 And the Super Hero Girls take control. 117 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:24,220 Batgirl, my dear, coolest superhero power... 118 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,308 Cool gadgets. 119 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,266 [dings] 120 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,615 Mine are cooler. 121 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,399 - A Green Lantern ring. - [dings] 122 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:30,661 - Magic! - [dings] 123 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:31,967 - Flight! - [dings] 124 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,708 Wow! You guys are really on a roll. 125 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:36,319 One last answer on the board for the sweep. 126 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,582 Uh... Bee powers? 127 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,584 Okay. 128 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,586 Show me... "bee powers?" 129 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,545 - [buzzes] - [TV audience groans] 130 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,590 Ooh! No "bee powers." 131 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,811 Okay, Titans, it's your chance to steal. 132 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:52,117 I would say the laser eyeballs. 133 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,118 Oh, yeah! Good answer! 134 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,337 [all agreeing] 135 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:55,599 Okay, we got this! 136 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,253 Time's up, Titans. 137 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,602 Best superpower... 138 00:04:58,646 --> 00:04:59,908 Well, actually... 139 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,953 - Say the laser eyes. - Laser eyes, bro! 140 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:02,867 Pew-pew! 141 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,434 You don't need superpowers, 142 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:08,133 just a combination of hard work and dedication. 143 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,919 - [all groaning] - That is ridiculous! 144 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:13,487 Show me... blah, blah, blah. 145 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,489 - [buzzes] - [TV audience groans] 146 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,317 The correct answer was... 147 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,231 [all] Laser eyes? 148 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:22,234 [yelling] I told you it was the laser-shooting eyeballs! 149 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:28,328 Okay! Let me get Supergirl and Goblin Boy. 150 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,981 Oh, yeah, let's do this, yo! 151 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,462 Here's one that all great superheroes should know. 152 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,638 What's the most tragic origin story? 153 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:35,552 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - [buzzer dings] 154 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,162 What do you got, genius? 155 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:40,122 Only the most tragical story youse ever done heards! 156 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,385 Imagine... 157 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,189 You're walking in the park with your buddies, and all of a suddens... 158 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,084 you step in some dog doo-doo! 159 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,347 Oh, man! 160 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,478 But that's not all. 161 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,306 That doo be radioactive! 162 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,395 And you and your bros get all mutated 163 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:53,875 and become the Poop Patrol 164 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,964 with all them nasty, poop-based superpowers. 165 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:57,008 [flatulence] 166 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,488 Now, tell me that's not tragical. 167 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,969 Is "stepping in doo-doo" up there? 168 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,666 - [buzzes] - [TV audience groans] 169 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,407 Nope! Supergirl? 170 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:05,974 Having your whole planet destroyed! 171 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,411 Show me... "exploding planet." 172 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:09,412 [dings] 173 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,066 What? Aw, come on! 174 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,000 Stepping in doo-doo be way more tragical than that. 175 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,156 All right! 176 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,724 Control goes to the Super Hero Girls. 177 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:20,031 Are we not also the girls who are the super? 178 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,076 Ooh, good point. 179 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,034 Batgirl, tragic origin story... 180 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,689 Ooh! There are so many. Let me think. 181 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,125 Being raised by a demon! 182 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,390 [all] Good answer! 183 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,434 Hey, what? 184 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,088 Whoa, talk about issues. 185 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:35,438 Show me, "My dad's the devil." 186 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,787 [dings] 187 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,746 I have the story of the tragic beginnings. 188 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,704 Being banished by your sister 189 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:43,228 who is the biggest florpal corvax, 190 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,449 evolini-hatted, chuzznut-hombion faced 191 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:49,104 tamarokologo in the universe! 192 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:51,498 Uh... not sure if we're allowed to say stuff like that, 193 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:55,371 but show me, "Questionable Tamaranian nonsense." 194 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,546 [dings] 195 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,243 And the Super Hero Girls are on their way 196 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:01,464 to becoming the best superhero team. 197 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,510 Okay, we don't need them. 198 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:06,121 Boys versus girls, we're on. 199 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,558 [both chuckle sheepishly] 200 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:09,820 Sorry, my dude. 201 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,387 We's them super hero ladies now. 202 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,084 Oh, come on! Traitors. 203 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,652 It's time for the final question 204 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,262 where we'll learn once and for all 205 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:21,223 who the best superhero team really is. 206 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:23,181 Green Lantern, Bird Brain... 207 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:25,053 Top four answers on the board. 208 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:29,100 What is the most evil of all evil plans? 209 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,320 - [dings] - Stealing a bunch of cakes? 210 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:32,582 [dings] 211 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:33,801 Stealing cakes? 212 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,063 That can't be a real thing. 213 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,457 [announcer] It's real! 214 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,588 Raising the price of milk! 215 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:39,850 [dings] 216 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,722 What? You're just making stuff up now! 217 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,941 [announcer] Wrong again! Real! 218 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,813 Finding Batman a wife. 219 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,641 - [dings] - Really? 220 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,208 [announcer] Yeah, really! It's real! 221 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,254 There's only one answer left on the board. 222 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,778 Super Hero Girls, you get this, you win! 223 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,780 And you are the best super hero team. 224 00:07:56,824 --> 00:08:00,436 You lose, it goes over to the lame-o Teen Titan, 225 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,568 Robin. 226 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,395 Uh, stepping in dog doo-doo? 227 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,789 You're really stuck on this dog doo-doo thing, aren't ya? 228 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,574 Show me, "doo-doo." 229 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,314 - [buzzes] - [TV audience groans] 230 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,664 Okay, Robin. 231 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:14,450 What is the most evil of all evil plans? 232 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,625 I'm going to have to say... 233 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,758 Mind control. 234 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,760 [under breath] Good answer, good answer! 235 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,631 Is "mind control" up there? 236 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,241 - [buzzes] - [TV audience groans] 237 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,678 [cackles] 238 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,288 Looks like you lose! 239 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:30,771 The most evil of all evil plans is actually... 240 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:35,210 [all reading] "Staging an elaborate Family Feud cross-over episode 241 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,777 to boost ratings 242 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,779 and subsequently distracting 243 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,346 the two greatest super hero teams 244 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:45,002 by tricking them into a competition with each other 245 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:48,528 while Control Freak destroys them both 246 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,486 with his giant robot." 247 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,009 [all gasp] 248 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,403 - [laughs evilly] - ["Family Feud" theme playing] 249 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,061 [grunts] 250 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:09,810 [all gasp] 251 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,986 [laughing maniacally] 252 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,379 Losers! 253 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,424 Eat this! 254 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:22,823 [overlapping chatter] 255 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,128 [laughing] 256 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,304 It's up to me to save the day! 257 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,348 [Batgirl] Out of my way. 258 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,700 Hey! This is my fight. 259 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:31,788 [Batgirl] Yeah, right. 260 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,224 I even swing higher than you. 261 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,313 Pump the legs, pump the legs! 262 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,881 Step aside. I'll save your team and mine. 263 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,666 Just gotta get... Ooh! 264 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,058 ...there... [grunts] first! 265 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,886 [Batgirl and Robin grunting] 266 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:48,892 [laughing] 267 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:52,417 You make this too easy. [laughs] 268 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:55,638 This was Control Freak's master plan all along. 269 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,205 -To make us feud-- -With each other, 270 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,424 - instead of fighting him... - [both] Together! 271 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,338 Duh. 272 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,166 - After you. - Ladies first. 273 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,429 [both] Okay, together, then. 274 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,606 [both grunt, yell] 275 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,519 [gasps] 276 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,173 [both yelling] 277 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:09,913 Ahhh! 278 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,393 [all yelling] 279 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,090 [yelling stops] 280 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,482 [laughs] 281 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,528 [both scream] 282 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,446 [crashing] 283 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,971 [all gasp] 284 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,842 [Beast Boy] Y'all, it's the Poop Patrol! 285 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,757 Huh? 286 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:28,976 [flatulence] 287 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,372 [gasps] Did you see that? 288 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,637 We were saved by the greatest superhero team of all time! 289 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,204 [all laughing, cheering] 290 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,511 Oh, my gosh! This is the greatest! 291 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,208 Stupid Poop Patrol.