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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Another sweet
justice celebration
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for another totally awesome
butt-kicking battle.
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[all] Yeah!
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Who's the best superhero team
in all of Metropolis?
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We are, that's who!
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We're the best
on the planet. Whoo!
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The best in this
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and all other known universes.
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Yeah, we're, uh, pretty good.
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We must not rest
on our butt-kicking laurels.
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We must always
be prepared to fight.
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Come on! Our favorite show,
Just Before Dusk is on.
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Let's just kick back and relax.
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Hello, lovely ladies.
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That's not our show.
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[laughs]
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Don't worry, I've got
something even better.
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- What's happening?
- [all screaming]
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Good job, Titans!
We saved the day again.
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Who's the best superhero team
in all of Jump City?
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[all] We are!
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Yeah, we bad.
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We are the best on the planet.
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Nah, Star, nah.
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- We the best
in all the universes!
- You know it!
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And we got home
just in time
for our favorite show.
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Hello, lame-o Titans.
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[all] Control Freak?
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[all scream]
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What is this place?
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I think we're in the TV.
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[gasps] I've always wanted
to be on television.
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[all grunt]
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Ow! My booty!
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Whoa! Is that Wonder Woman?
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[gasps] It's the
DC Super Hero Girls!
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It's the girl who is the super!
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Ah, do I see a fellow alien
in the house?
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[both whooping]
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Hey, Green Lantern, Zatanna.
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- Hi!
- Greetings!
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- What up, Bumbles?
- Please don't call me that.
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- Batgirl?
- Robin?
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[both] What are you doing here?
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We got sucked into the TV.
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Stop it!
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Urgh! Listen.
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It seems Control Freak
is up to his usual
broadcasted antics.
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But lucky for you,
the greatest
superhero team,
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the Teen Titans, are here.
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We'll get us out of this mess.
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[laughs] Seriously?
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Why don't you step back
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and watch a real superhero team.
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[scoffs] Wha-hat?
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We've got the best team.
We'll handle this.
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Titans, go!
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Nah, they got this.
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You bet your sweet cupcakes
we've got this.
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There's no stopping
the Super Hero Girls.
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You've got nothing
on the Teen Titans.
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We've got a Green Lantern
and a Supergirl.
What do you have?
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He's got nothin', yo!
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We straight garbage, girl!
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Grr! Well,
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the Titans
have a fearless leader
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with the coolest gadgets.
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Oh, yeah?
Do you have
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a remote control,
laser-guided Batarang?
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[gasps] That is so cool!
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Pfft!
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I've got a communicator,
bug spray, binoculars...
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Heat-seeking bat drones,
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infra-red bat goggles,
bat grappling hook,
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and my cape's shaped like a bat.
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My boots are shinier.
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I've got a cowl
shaped like a bat.
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Birds are cooler.
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No way!
Bats are the coolest!
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- [imitating bird chirping]
- [imitating bat screeching]
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[Control Freak]
Enough!
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[Robin] Control Freak.
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What are you up to?
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You dum-dums
haven't figured it out yet?
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I have brought you all here
to find out who is
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the best superhero team
in all the universe.
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[laughs maniacally]
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How do you suggest we do that?
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With...
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[both gasp]
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- ...the Family Feud.
- ["Family Feud" theme playing]
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[overlapping, excited chatter]
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Amazing!
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- I love this show.
- I love Family Feud.
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Oh, yeah, I love the feud!
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Okay, teams,
let's play the feud!
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Didn't we already do this?
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Yes we did,
and the network loved it.
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So, we're doing it again.
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One hundred superheroes
were surveyed.
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Top answers are on the board.
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What is
the very best superpower?
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- [buzzer dings]
- The power of wisdom.
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Show me "Smarts."
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- [dings]
- The number one answer!
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[scoffs] Talk about
a garbage superpower.
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And the Super Hero Girls
take control.
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Batgirl, my dear,
coolest superhero power...
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Cool gadgets.
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[dings]
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Mine are cooler.
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- A Green Lantern ring.
- [dings]
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- Magic!
- [dings]
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- Flight!
- [dings]
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Wow! You guys
are really on a roll.
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One last answer
on the board
for the sweep.
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Uh... Bee powers?
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Okay.
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Show me... "bee powers?"
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- [buzzes]
- [TV audience groans]
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Ooh! No "bee powers."
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Okay, Titans,
it's your chance to steal.
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I would say the laser eyeballs.
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Oh, yeah! Good answer!
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[all agreeing]
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Okay, we got this!
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Time's up, Titans.
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Best superpower...
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Well, actually...
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- Say the laser eyes.
- Laser eyes, bro!
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Pew-pew!
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You don't need superpowers,
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just a combination
of hard work
and dedication.
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- [all groaning]
- That is ridiculous!
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Show me...
blah, blah, blah.
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- [buzzes]
- [TV audience groans]
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The correct answer was...
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[all] Laser eyes?
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[yelling] I told you it was
the laser-shooting eyeballs!
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Okay! Let me get Supergirl
and Goblin Boy.
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Oh, yeah, let's do this, yo!
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Here's one that
all great superheroes
should know.
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What's the most tragic
origin story?
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- [buzzer dings]
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What do you got, genius?
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Only the most tragical story
youse ever done heards!
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Imagine...
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You're walking in the park
with your buddies,
and all of a suddens...
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you step in some dog doo-doo!
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Oh, man!
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But that's not all.
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That doo be radioactive!
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And you and your bros
get all mutated
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and become the Poop Patrol
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with all them nasty,
poop-based superpowers.
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[flatulence]
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Now, tell me
that's not tragical.
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Is "stepping in doo-doo"
up there?
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- [buzzes]
- [TV audience groans]
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Nope! Supergirl?
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Having your whole planet
destroyed!
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Show me...
"exploding planet."
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[dings]
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What? Aw, come on!
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Stepping in doo-doo
be way more tragical
than that.
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All right!
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Control goes to
the Super Hero Girls.
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Are we not also the girls
who are the super?
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Ooh, good point.
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Batgirl, tragic origin story...
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Ooh! There are so many.
Let me think.
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Being raised by a demon!
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[all] Good answer!
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Hey, what?
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Whoa, talk about issues.
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Show me,
"My dad's the devil."
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[dings]
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I have the story
of the tragic beginnings.
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Being banished by your sister
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who is the biggest
florpal corvax,
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evolini-hatted,
chuzznut-hombion faced
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tamarokologo in the universe!
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Uh... not sure
if we're allowed
to say stuff like that,
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but show me, "Questionable
Tamaranian nonsense."
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[dings]
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And the Super Hero Girls
are on their way
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to becoming the best
superhero team.
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Okay, we don't need them.
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Boys versus girls, we're on.
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[both chuckle sheepishly]
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Sorry, my dude.
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We's them super hero ladies now.
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Oh, come on!
Traitors.
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It's time for the final question
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where we'll learn
once and for all
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who the best
superhero team
really is.
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Green Lantern, Bird Brain...
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Top four answers on the board.
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What is the most evil
of all evil plans?
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- [dings]
- Stealing a bunch of cakes?
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[dings]
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Stealing cakes?
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That can't be a real thing.
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[announcer] It's real!
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Raising the price of milk!
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[dings]
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What? You're just
making stuff up now!
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[announcer]
Wrong again! Real!
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Finding Batman a wife.
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- [dings]
- Really?
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[announcer]
Yeah, really! It's real!
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There's only one answer
left on the board.
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Super Hero Girls,
you get this, you win!
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And you are the best
super hero team.
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You lose, it goes over
to the lame-o Teen Titan,
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Robin.
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Uh, stepping in dog doo-doo?
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You're really stuck
on this dog doo-doo thing,
aren't ya?
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Show me, "doo-doo."
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- [buzzes]
- [TV audience groans]
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Okay, Robin.
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What is the most evil
of all evil plans?
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I'm going to have to say...
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Mind control.
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[under breath]
Good answer, good answer!
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Is "mind control" up there?
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- [buzzes]
- [TV audience groans]
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[cackles]
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Looks like you lose!
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The most evil
of all evil plans
is actually...
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[all reading]
"Staging an elaborate
Family Feud cross-over episode
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to boost ratings
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and subsequently distracting
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the two greatest
super hero teams
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by tricking them into
a competition with each other
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while Control Freak
destroys them both
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with his giant robot."
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[all gasp]
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- [laughs evilly]
- ["Family Feud" theme playing]
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[grunts]
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[all gasp]
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[laughing maniacally]
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Losers!
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Eat this!
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[overlapping chatter]
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[laughing]
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It's up to me to save the day!
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[Batgirl] Out of my way.
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Hey! This is my fight.
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[Batgirl] Yeah, right.
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I even swing higher than you.
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Pump the legs, pump the legs!
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Step aside.
I'll save your team
and mine.
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Just gotta get...
Ooh!
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...there...
[grunts] first!
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[Batgirl and Robin grunting]
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[laughing]
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You make this
too easy. [laughs]
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This was Control Freak's
master plan all along.
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-To make us feud--
-With each other,
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- instead of fighting him...
- [both] Together!
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Duh.
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- After you.
- Ladies first.
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[both] Okay, together, then.
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[both grunt, yell]
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[gasps]
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[both yelling]
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Ahhh!
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[all yelling]
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[yelling stops]
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[laughs]
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[both scream]
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[crashing]
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[all gasp]
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[Beast Boy] Y'all,
it's the Poop Patrol!
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Huh?
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[flatulence]
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[gasps]
Did you see that?
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We were saved
by the greatest
superhero team of all time!
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[all laughing, cheering]
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Oh, my gosh!
This is the greatest!
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Stupid Poop Patrol.