[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
With this rock, I thee skip.
Skip. Skip. Skip, skip, skip.
Skip, skip, skip.
Ah. Skipping rocks, eh?
Another time-honored tradition.
[grunting]
I got a bad rock.
Nah, man. Your technique is off.
It's all in the wrist.
Oh. So you wanna see some technique?
I'll show you some technique.
[both screaming]
[all cheer]
Did you see that?
My rock almost made it to the edge of the world!
The edge of what, now?
The edge of the world, yo, where the planet drops off.
"Drops off?"
Wait. Beast Boy, you don't believe the Earth is round?
Mmm-hmm. That's right. The earth ain't round.
It's a big old pancake.
[all laughing]
Your laughter only makes my belief stronger.
When did you become so dumb?
I ain't dumb. I'm a freethinker.
[laughs]
If you believe the Earth is a pancake,
than what about the thousands of photos
that clearly shows the Earth is round,
- like a basketball? - They's all fake.
Okay. If the Earth is a pancake,
then how do we get both day and night?
Because the sun is like a spotlight
and it moves around,
shining on one place at a time.
Okay, crazy.
But if the Earth is a pancake,
why does not the water spill off the edges?
Yeah. Water would spill right off into space.
Ha-ha-ha. Explain that, Mr. Pancake Earth!
Two words. Butter wall.
- [all] Butter wall? - Seriously? A butter wall?
That's what I said, fool!
There's a big, old butter wall
and it circles the entire Pancake Earth.
[gasps] The butter wall keeps the water in!
Ah-ha! Now you're catching on.
You're beginning to see how reality really be.
This whole "Pancake Earth" thing is just a fake,
like the Abominable Snowman or global warming.
Actually, Robin, global warming is real.
Don't make me smack you.
Okay, fine. Maybe I was wrong about global warming.
If you was wrong about that,
maybe you was wrong about Pancake Earth.
I'll prove the Earth is round the old-fashioned way.
By sailing us around the world until we get to the other side.
[Beast Boy] Or until we find that good butter wall.
[both] You're on!
[dolphins clicking]
[exhales] Hey! [whistles]
Beast Boy. Quick update.
Still no sign of the butter wall.
What I'm sayings is Earth is a giant pancake.
Okay. If the Earth is a pancake, what about planes?
They fly around the Earth all the time.
Them planes are just flying in a big circle
over the pancake.
[all] Wow!
Does that mean that we're sailing
in a big circle right now?
Probably. I don't know. But what I does know
is these pancakes are delicious. Eat up!
- I do love pancakes. - Me too!
Ho-ho. Yeah.
That's because everyone loves pancakes!
Hey, that's my pancake!
No more pancakes
and no more brainwashing our friends
with this nonsense!
Maybe youse the one that's brainwashed, fool...
by NASA!
[all] Oh!
This is ridiculous. The Earth is round.
You can't argue with thousands of years of science!
Yeah, we can. Question everything.
It's our generation's motto.
[announcer reading]
Well, this is one thing you don't have to question.
We have known the Earth is round
for thousands of years.
As early as 240 B.C.,
Greek astronomer and mathematician
- Eratosthenes... - [crashing]
[shatters]
[groans]
Did we all just die of boredom?
Look! It's the butter wall!
[all gasp]
You've got to be kidding me.
[all] Wow!
Wow. I never thought I'd say this,
but Beast Boy was right.
That's right, buddy.
Now taste that butter wall, son.
Sees how reals it is.
Oh, yeah.
- That's real. - [rumbling]
The butter wall... It's melting!
But if the butter wall does the melting...
Then all the water will spill out into space!
We've gotta stop global warming and save our Pancake Earth!
[gasps] Look!
Hi! I'm Mr. Breakfast.
Welcome to the Great Butter Wall.
[all] Mr. Breakfast?
You got it.
I'm a walking and talking plate of breakfast.
Mmm-mmm. You look delicious.
Whoa there, friend. I might be delicious,
but you can't eat me. I'm a sentient being.
Um, Mr. Breakfast, quick question.
Is the Earth really a giant pancake?
Yes, siree.
As surely as my lips are made from crispy bacon strips.
[sizzling]
Hmm. Delicious bacon strips.
Hey, easy! I said I'm alive, you dumb-dumb.
As I was saying, the Earth is a giant pancake.
- [elevator dings] - Hop on
and take a ride to the top, so you can see for yourselves.
- Goodness! - Oh.
The Earth is a pancake.
A sweet, delicious pancake!
Quite a view, isn't it?
It sure is. But, Mr. Breakfast,
if the Earth is just a giant pancake,
then what's holding it up?
- It's held up by a turtle. - A turtle?
Yeah. A giant space turtle.
[turtle bellowing]
- I thought everyone knew that. - Well, I suspected it.
[all scream]
[all gasp]
Flipping flapjacks!
I've gotta do something to stop the warming of the planet.
[sizzling]
How are we gonna do that?
If we wanna save the butter wall,
then we have to move the planet away from the sun.
This seems the impossible task, Mr. The Breakfast.
Maybe, but I have a plan so incredibly stupid,
it just might work.
A carrot?
The fate of Pancake Earth is at stake.
How's a rabbit snack gonna help?
We will dangle it in front of the space turtle,
luring him toward the carrot and away from the sun.
- Yo, my man's a genius! - What a fine idea.
[beeping]
Uh-oh. The batteries are dead.
[beeping]
Titans, would you help me charge them?
Sure. But how?
With renewable energy is how. To the tidal pool!
We have to make the waves big enough
to move the generator.
Well, I know a good way to make big waves.
[all cheering]
- All right! - Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Yay!
[machine powering up]
It's working, but it's not moving fast enough.
We need more power. To the wind turbines!
We have to make wind to get the wind turbines spinning.
Oh, yeah. [exclaims]
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[screams]
[grunting]
I'mma show you how to really make wind.
[grunts]
[farting]
[machine powering up]
[farting and grunting]
Sorry, folks. That's all the toots I got.
We need more power.
[rumbling]
Quick! What's another source of renewable energy?
How about some good old-fashioned elbow grease?
Nothing more renewable than that.
[squirting]
It's working!
Titans! Give it more elbow grease!
[squirting]
[dings]
- That's what's up? - We did it!
[all cheer]
Now, to fire this baby up.
[grunting]
It worked! You've saved our bacon!
[all cheering]
We moved the planet far from the sun
and the butter wall stopped melting.
We saved Pancake Earth, yo!
Egg-xactly. [laughs]
Ow!
I was right. [gulps]
He's delicious!