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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[dance music playing]
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♪ Today's my b-day
Is my me-day ♪
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♪ My party-day
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Happy birthday, dude.
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We love celebrating
the triple b-day.
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What a great idea it was
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to have it
on the roof this year.
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[all cheering]
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[Robin] Celebration!
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Ain't nothing gonna ruin
my b-day this year.
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- [rumbling]
- Huh?
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[thunder rumbles]
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- [horn hoots]
- [people scream]
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Hey, looks. Even Trigon
showed up to celebrate
my b-day.
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What's up, Big T?
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What? I'm not here
for your pathetic
birthday party.
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I'm here to take my
little sweetie home
so we can celebrate
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her birthday party.
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- [all gasp]
- No way, mama.
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It's your birthday too?
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That's correct.
Raven's demon side
is turning
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16,000 years old today.
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So I'm throwing her
a sinister 16 party.
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[chuckling]
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Absolutely not.
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Ooh. That sounds
the delightful.
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No, Star. Sinister 16
parties are hardly
the delightful.
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In fact, they're notorious for
turning teenage girls into
horrible, spoiled monsters.
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Come on, Raven.
It can't be that bad.
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Plus, we never
get to celebrate you.
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Yeah. Come to think of it,
we celebrated
Beast Boy's birthday,
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Starfire's birthday,
Robin's fake birthday,
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Birdarang's birthday,
Beast Boy's birthday
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and a whole mess
of other dummies.
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Except for you, Ray.
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It is time to celebrate
the friend Raven.
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- [dance music playing]
- [all cheering]
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Not happening.
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Come on, my little dumpling.
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A sinister 16 party
is an important part
of every young demon's life.
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And don't forget about
your magical birthday wish.
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[gasps] Magical birthday wish?
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Yes. When you make
a wish on an Azarathian
birthday cake,
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that wish actually comes true.
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[all gasp]
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Girl, you'd be crazy
to pass up a magic candle.
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Think about it, Raven.
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If we go to Azarath,
you can wish for anything
in the universe.
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Yo, T, it's my birthday too.
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You thinks I can get in
on one of them magic wishes?
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Of course you can.
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Oh, snap.
Forget the roof party.
We gots to go to Azarath.
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Mmm. I don't know.
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The emotional powers
in play at a sinister 16 party
are intense.
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We'll make sure you keep
them emotions in check,
mama. Please.
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- I needs that wish.
- But...
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Please.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
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Ugh. Fine. If you stop
being pathetic we can go.
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- [all cheering]
- [Cyborg] Yeah, baby!
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♪ I'm gonna get my B-day wish
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Sinister 16 party, here we come!
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[all cheering]
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[snaps fingers]
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- [bus honks]
- [driver trills]
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[airhorn honking]
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[all] Pop the door!
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You rented a party bus?
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No expense is spared
for my little Raven's
sinister 16.
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Huh, little Raven, Raven, Raven?
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[groans]
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[horn honking]
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[driver trills]
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Oh, Beast Boy,
what are you gonna
wish for, anyway?
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Ooh. I know what
you should wish for.
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A leg press machine,
so we can all
strengthen our glutes.
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- Or you could wish for
the exotic house kitty.
- [hisses]
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I think you should
wish for a team vacation
to Mypos.
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You know, that sweet island
Balki was from
on Perfect Strangers.
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Na, son. Imma wish
for a red bicycle.
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Just like the one I had
when I was a kid, yo.
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- [sighs] I loved
that bike so much.
- [bike bell dinging]
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My rich neighbor
tried to buy it from me,
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but I told him I wouldn't
sell it for all the money
in the world.
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But one day, while I was cruising the mall,
my bike got stolen.
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Ever since that day, I've wished
that me and my bike would be reunited.
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And now thats
we're going to Azarath,
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it looks like that wish
will be finally
coming true, yo.
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Wow, Beast Boy.
Talk about
a garbage wish.
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Dude, you can ask
for anything, and all
you want is a stupid bicycle?
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Also, that wasn't
even a bicycle.
It had three wheels.
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It is clearly the waste
of the perfectly
good birthday wish.
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No, it ain't.
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- [driver trills]
- [in song-song] We're here.
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Everybody out.
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[horn honks]
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[all exclaiming happily]
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- What a cool house.
- Suburbs.
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Time for the birthday girl
to put on her party dress.
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Seriously, Dad?
You know that
I hate pink.
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Oops. Okay. Okay. Purple it is.
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No! I want it black!
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[growling]
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Easy, mama.
You looks dope now.
Don't stress it.
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[sighs] Sorry.
I don't know
what got into me.
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Hello, hello.
Look who's home.
It's the birthday girl.
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[all cheering]
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This is Raven's grandmother.
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Oh, my badness.
You have grown so much.
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- My little Rachel.
- Thanks, Nana.
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Trigontholomew, did you
pick up my Epsom salts?
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No, Mother. I forgot.
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Oh, you can enslave
an entire dimension,
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but you can't pick up
your mother's Epsom salts.
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You know I got the granny legs.
Feet getting all swole.
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[screech]
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[kissing]
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And you all remember
Raven's brothers.
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Hello. May I join you
on the foot, little ones?
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[munching]
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And over here,
we have Uncle Grim.
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[chuckles awkwardly]
Very nice to meet you...
[gulps] ...Mr. Grim.
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- [bell tolls]
- [laughing]
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Now, you cut that out, Grim.
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This is a party.
You leave your work
at home.
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-[snaps fingers]
-[gasping] What happened?
Where am I?
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Okay, everyone.
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It is now time
for the daddy-daughter dance.
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No way. I am not
dancing with you.
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But I've brushed up
on all the latest dance crazes.
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I can do the camel walk,
the funky chicken
and the stanky leg.
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- Woo! Terrible. Just terrible.
- [all laughing]
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You got two left hooves, boy.
You did not get that from me.
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- Not helping, Mother.
- Dad, you're embarrassing me.
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Friend Raven,
you must do the relaxing.
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Your father may have
the moves of the lameness,
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but he is just trying
to show you that he cares.
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Whatever.
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- Hit it, boys.
- [playing dance music]
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See, Raven? Dancing
with your old man
isn't so bad.
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Yeah.
[grunts] Let's shake
them tail feathers, yo.
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Would you care to dance?
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Ooh. Aah.
I thought you'd never ask.
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Girl's got some moves.
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Mother, we have guests.
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Ooh. Mr. Grim,
you are quite
the talented dancer.
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[clears throat] Excuse me.
The lady is with me.
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[bell tolls]
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Grim, what I say?
You leave that boy alone.
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[Grim growls deeply]
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- [snaps fingers]
- [gasps] I'm okay!
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Well, that was fun.
Time to open your presents.
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This one is from your uncle.
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[smells] Ugh.
Smells like death.
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I hate it.
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Easy now.
It's the thought
that counts. Right?
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And this one
is from me
and your nana.
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We made it ourselves.
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Ooh. A raggedy old blanket.
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This is exactly
what I did not want!
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That took a millennium to make.
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I hate all my presents.
They're so lame.
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Why didn't you
get me something cool,
like a pretty Pegasus?
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[sputtering] Why didn't
you say so?
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[gibbering incantation]
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[screaming]
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[farts]
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I told you I hate pink!
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I think the friend Raven
is starting to lose the cool.
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If this party goes on
any longer, she's going to
lose control completely.
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I know.
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But we's almost to the part
where we gets to make
our birthday wishes.
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday
Raven and Beast Boy ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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I wish that I was all-powerful,
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so that I could destroy
everyone and have
whatever I want!
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[blows]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[growls]
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[all gasp]
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Oh, they grow up so fast.
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[Raven roars]
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You have to
shut this party down.
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It's literally turned
Raven into a spoiled monster.
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Of course it has.
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That's the whole point
of a sinister 16 party.
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My little Raven
has finally come of age.
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So proud of you, honey.
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[swallows]
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Titans, it's up to
us to stop her.
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But she is the unstoppable.
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[driver trills]
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Her sixteen-ish
self-centeredness
has made her way too powerful.
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[snarls]
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Happy birthday to me.
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[all screaming]
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Oh, man.
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I wish we never went
to this stupid party.
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That's it. Beast Boy,
you can use your birthday wish
to end this.
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[screaming]
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But what about my bicycle?
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Forget about the bicycle, man.
Just make the wish.
[yelps]
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[screaming]
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Save us, Beast Boy.
[screams]
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I wish...
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[blows]
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[tape rewinding]
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[dance music playing]
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We're back!
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And everything's back to normal.
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[all cheering]
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[sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
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I can't believe how quickly
that party turned me
into a monster.
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And, Beast Boy, I'm sorry
that you had to give up
your bicycle wish to save us.
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What you talking about?
My bicycle's right here.
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- [bell dings]
- Ah! What did you do to me?
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I wished for everything
to go back to normal
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and for Robin to be transformed
into my long-lost bicycle.
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- Ding, ding.
- [bell dings]
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[groans] What a garbage wish.
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I gots to go now.
See y'all next time.
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- Whee...
- [bell dinging]
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[laughing]
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Well, okay, then.