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♪ Go!
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Tonight, Titans,
I shall make history.
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People will look back
on this day in despair.
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The day Brother Blood,
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greatest villain
in the entire world
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unleashed his giant...
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Blah, blah, blah.
Can we just fight already?
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Wait. This is the part
where he reveals his evil plan.
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Evil-smevil.
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Let's fight!
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It is time to kick the butt.
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We will take the name
at a later date.
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Let's do this.
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Wait, you have to be patient
so we can learn
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what Brother Blood's
evil plan is before we attack.
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Thank you, Robin.
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As I was saying,
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today is the day Brother Blood,
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greatest villain
in the entire world
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unleashed his giant...
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But my trigger-finger
is so itchy.
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I gotta scratch it, man,
I gotta scratch it.
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Yeah, we ain't had no good
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villain fight for months!
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We are all the revved up.
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Just say "go" already.
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-Titans. Wait.
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You were saying?
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Brother Blood unleashed
his giant...
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-Unleashed his giant...
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Unleashed his giant...
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His giant...
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-His giant...
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His giant, what?
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Giant explosion?
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Giant lasers? Giant gorilla?
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Ow! Ow! Enough!
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I shall say my monologue
for someone who cares.
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Yay!
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No! Why are you cheering?
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now will never know
what his evil plan is.
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Yay!
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Plus nobody cares
about his evil plan anyway.
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And besides, it's time for
our favorite streaming series.
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They just dropped
80 new episodes today.
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Oh, I cannot wait to watch
all the 80 hours at once.
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I've gots my diaper ready, baby.
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I am ready to commence
the watching of the binges.
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Titans, your attention, please.
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I have come to the realization
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that your generation
has no patience.
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Wait. You are our generation.
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Nahs, mama.
He's got the old man brain.
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Now I shall teach you all
how to achieve
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ultimate patience.
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With our first lesson
Building Suspense.
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Ew. What is that thing?
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I have never the seen
such ancient technology.
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Is that a 25-inch console
television with manual dials
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and a vintage walnut finish?
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Yes, it is.
And it only plays shows
at one specific time
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on one specific channel,
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and you have to wait a week
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before the next episode airs.
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So binge-watching is impossible.
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Impossible.
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Watching one episode at a time
will help you learn
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to savor suspense
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in order to achieve
ultimate patience.
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How's it gonna end it like that?
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Oh, that kid was hanging
on the cliff! On the cliff!
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Play the next one!
Play the next one!
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We must immediately
know the outcome.
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You'll just have to wait
until next week.
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In the meantime,
oh, oh, oh, savor
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that sweet, sweet suspense.
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Forget suspense.
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I wanna savor the next episode
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with my eye holes
right now, dude!
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Oh. This is lame.
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The lamest.
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I cannot wait for the next week!
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Dude, have you been
standing here all week?
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Titans, you have failed
lesson one.
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On to lesson two,
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Putting Up With Annoyances.
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Another way for you to achieve
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ultimate patience
is through parenting.
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Since there are
no children around,
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I shall play the role
of the baby.
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Hello, Dadda.
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Hello, Mama.
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Ooh.
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Look at the cute little Robin.
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Ooh, who's a cute little Robin?
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Yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are.
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Oh, do not cry, little Robin.
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I give the ups!
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You take him.
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I ain't gots time for this, yo!
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You take him.
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I got better things to do.
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You take him.
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I can't take it anymore!
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Ah, that is so much better.
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You have failed
yet another lesson.
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There is one last lesson
for you to master
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for ultimate patience.
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Lesson three,
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The Longer You Wait,
The Greater The Reward.
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Things are better
if you wait longer.
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Take this delicious pizza,
for example.
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- Ooh.
- Wow.
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Currently its temperature
is a scorching 425 degrees.
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Now, I want you to wait
at least five minutes
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for the pizza to reach its
ideal consumption temperature
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of 165 degrees.
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If you chow down sooner,
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your taste buds
will be annihilated
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and you won't be able
to properly enjoy
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food again for days.
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-Five minutes...
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Starting now.
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I've gotta have it!
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Ah, perfection.
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Mmm. You all failed.
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Again!
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Since you Titans
aren't ever gonna learn
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patience the easy way
or any way,
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there is only
one thing left to do.
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Realize we're a hopeless case
and let us go.
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- So true.
- Nope.
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I am going to infuse you
with the blood
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of the most patient man
in the universe...
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Matthew McConaughey.
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That dude's, like,
mad patient, yo!
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Mmm. How is everyone feeling?
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All, right, all right,
all right.
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Yeah, buddy.
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I too am feeling
the McConaughessence.
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Cool.
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Excellent. You are now
masters of ultimate patience.
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Ah.
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All right.
All right. All right.
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It's Brother Blood.
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He's starting his evil plan.
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Titans, go!
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Whoa, not cool, dude.
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There's a crime alert.
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We can't just stay here
on the couch.
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It'd be a lot cooler
if we could.
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Well, we can't.
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Titans, go!
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You know, I've been
driving a T-car
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long before anyone
told me to drive a T-car.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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And why are we in the desert?
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I didn't do it to be cool.
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I just liked it.
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Brother Blood is in the city!
Turn around.
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Patience, brother.
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I'm taking the long way.
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People of Jump City,
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behold my diabolical plan!
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Ah, a giant robot.
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Yes, a giant robot.
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Too bad your impatience
cost you the knowledge
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of my diabolical plan
to destroy the city.
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We are taking you down,
Brother Blood.
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Titans, go!
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Now, hold on a minute there,
partner.
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Partner? We've gotta go.
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Aren't you forgetting
about the lessons, chief?
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You know the building of...
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- ...suspense.
- He's destroying the city!
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Now where you think he's going?
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Where are any of us going?
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Whoa!
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Mind blown.
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Oh, this is too easy.
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Oh.
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It doesn't look good
for Robin, bruh.
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I wonder if he will
do the surviving.
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The suspense is building
like crazy.
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Oh, yeah. That's what
I'm talking about, man.
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A little help here, quick!
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Patience, brother.
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Phew.
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No, no! I want down!
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On our way.
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Great. I'm losing
consciousness.
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Patience, friend Robin.
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Losing air.
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Quick.
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This is a lot harder
than I thought.
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Oh, dear.
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Looks like our boy Robin
was right after all.
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All you need to win a fight,
the ultimate patience.
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All right.
All right. All right.
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Help.