1 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:07,790 ♪ Go! 2 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,364 ♪ T-E-E-N 3 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:17,713 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 4 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 5 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,894 ♪ Teen Titans, go 6 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:33,816 Tonight, Titans, I shall make history. 7 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:36,775 People will look back on this day in despair. 8 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,168 The day Brother Blood, 9 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:40,127 greatest villain in the entire world 10 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,606 unleashed his giant... 11 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,479 Blah, blah, blah. Can we just fight already? 12 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:49,614 Wait. This is the part where he reveals his evil plan. 13 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:50,746 Evil-smevil. 14 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,269 Let's fight! 15 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:53,923 It is time to kick the butt. 16 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,751 We will take the name at a later date. 17 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,361 Let's do this. 18 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:01,452 Wait, you have to be patient so we can learn 19 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,281 what Brother Blood's evil plan is before we attack. 20 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,500 Thank you, Robin. 21 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,197 As I was saying, 22 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,025 today is the day Brother Blood, 23 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,114 greatest villain in the entire world 24 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:12,420 unleashed his giant... 25 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,204 But my trigger-finger is so itchy. 26 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:15,964 I gotta scratch it, man, I gotta scratch it. 27 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,120 Yeah, we ain't had no good 28 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,600 villain fight for months! 29 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,471 We are all the revved up. 30 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:23,170 Just say "go" already. 31 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,955 -Titans. Wait. 32 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,478 You were saying? 33 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,314 Brother Blood unleashed his giant... 34 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,702 -Unleashed his giant... 35 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,486 Unleashed his giant... 36 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,400 His giant... 37 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:39,969 -His giant... 38 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:43,929 His giant, what? 39 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:44,974 Giant explosion? 40 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,715 Giant lasers? Giant gorilla? 41 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:50,327 Ow! Ow! Enough! 42 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:53,069 I shall say my monologue for someone who cares. 43 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:55,376 Yay! 44 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,117 No! Why are you cheering? 45 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,206 now will never know what his evil plan is. 46 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,729 Yay! 47 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,384 Plus nobody cares about his evil plan anyway. 48 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:06,735 And besides, it's time for our favorite streaming series. 49 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:09,520 They just dropped 80 new episodes today. 50 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:12,697 Oh, I cannot wait to watch all the 80 hours at once. 51 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,612 I've gots my diaper ready, baby. 52 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:28,017 I am ready to commence the watching of the binges. 53 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,586 Titans, your attention, please. 54 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:33,979 I have come to the realization 55 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,156 that your generation has no patience. 56 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,375 Wait. You are our generation. 57 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:41,335 Nahs, mama. He's got the old man brain. 58 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,912 Now I shall teach you all how to achieve 59 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,523 ultimate patience. 60 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:58,482 With our first lesson Building Suspense. 61 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,620 Ew. What is that thing? 62 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:09,232 I have never the seen such ancient technology. 63 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,626 Is that a 25-inch console television with manual dials 64 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,584 and a vintage walnut finish? 65 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:17,371 Yes, it is. And it only plays shows at one specific time 66 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,068 on one specific channel, 67 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,374 and you have to wait a week 68 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,679 before the next episode airs. 69 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:24,073 So binge-watching is impossible. 70 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:27,685 Impossible. 71 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:32,037 Watching one episode at a time will help you learn 72 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,562 to savor suspense 73 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:37,217 in order to achieve ultimate patience. 74 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,793 How's it gonna end it like that? 75 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,771 Oh, that kid was hanging on the cliff! On the cliff! 76 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,536 Play the next one! Play the next one! 77 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,756 We must immediately know the outcome. 78 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,975 You'll just have to wait until next week. 79 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,804 In the meantime, oh, oh, oh, savor 80 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,154 that sweet, sweet suspense. 81 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,373 Forget suspense. 82 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,983 I wanna savor the next episode 83 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,159 with my eye holes right now, dude! 84 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,596 Oh. This is lame. 85 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,901 The lamest. 86 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,034 I cannot wait for the next week! 87 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,959 Dude, have you been standing here all week? 88 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:27,310 Titans, you have failed lesson one. 89 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,790 On to lesson two, 90 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,705 Putting Up With Annoyances. 91 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,097 Another way for you to achieve 92 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,274 ultimate patience is through parenting. 93 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,101 Since there are no children around, 94 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,060 I shall play the role of the baby. 95 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,932 Hello, Dadda. 96 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,760 Hello, Mama. 97 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:43,848 Ooh. 98 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:46,198 Look at the cute little Robin. 99 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,331 Ooh, who's a cute little Robin? 100 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,986 Yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are. 101 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,990 Oh, do not cry, little Robin. 102 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,389 I give the ups! 103 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:03,781 You take him. 104 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,479 I ain't gots time for this, yo! 105 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,045 You take him. 106 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,308 I got better things to do. 107 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,351 You take him. 108 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,354 I can't take it anymore! 109 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,445 Ah, that is so much better. 110 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,711 You have failed yet another lesson. 111 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,887 There is one last lesson for you to master 112 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,628 for ultimate patience. 113 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,282 Lesson three, 114 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,806 The Longer You Wait, The Greater The Reward. 115 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,243 Things are better if you wait longer. 116 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:36,161 Take this delicious pizza, for example. 117 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,815 - Ooh. - Wow. 118 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:41,471 Currently its temperature is a scorching 425 degrees. 119 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,388 Now, I want you to wait at least five minutes 120 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,956 for the pizza to reach its ideal consumption temperature 121 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,872 of 165 degrees. 122 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,264 If you chow down sooner, 123 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,092 your taste buds will be annihilated 124 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,703 and you won't be able to properly enjoy 125 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:56,965 food again for days. 126 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,923 -Five minutes... 127 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,534 Starting now. 128 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:15,853 I've gotta have it! 129 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,164 Ah, perfection. 130 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,514 Mmm. You all failed. 131 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,994 Again! 132 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,865 Since you Titans aren't ever gonna learn 133 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,825 patience the easy way or any way, 134 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,696 there is only one thing left to do. 135 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,611 Realize we're a hopeless case and let us go. 136 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,221 - So true. - Nope. 137 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,528 I am going to infuse you with the blood 138 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:41,444 of the most patient man in the universe... 139 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,794 Matthew McConaughey. 140 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,927 That dude's, like, mad patient, yo! 141 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,828 Mmm. How is everyone feeling? 142 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:21,397 All, right, all right, all right. 143 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,486 Yeah, buddy. 144 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:26,794 I too am feeling the McConaughessence. 145 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,491 Cool. 146 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,712 Excellent. You are now masters of ultimate patience. 147 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:39,546 Ah. 148 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,896 All right. All right. All right. 149 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,855 It's Brother Blood. 150 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,683 He's starting his evil plan. 151 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,728 Titans, go! 152 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,687 Whoa, not cool, dude. 153 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,123 There's a crime alert. 154 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,038 We can't just stay here on the couch. 155 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,737 It'd be a lot cooler if we could. 156 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,173 Well, we can't. 157 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,391 Titans, go! 158 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,268 You know, I've been driving a T-car 159 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,532 long before anyone told me to drive a T-car. 160 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,099 What? What are you talking about? 161 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:12,448 And why are we in the desert? 162 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,498 I didn't do it to be cool. 163 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,543 I just liked it. 164 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,980 Brother Blood is in the city! Turn around. 165 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,547 Patience, brother. 166 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,114 I'm taking the long way. 167 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:40,302 People of Jump City, 168 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:44,219 behold my diabolical plan! 169 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:48,440 Ah, a giant robot. 170 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,312 Yes, a giant robot. 171 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,662 Too bad your impatience cost you the knowledge 172 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,143 of my diabolical plan to destroy the city. 173 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:58,320 We are taking you down, Brother Blood. 174 00:08:58,363 --> 00:08:59,582 Titans, go! 175 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,889 Now, hold on a minute there, partner. 176 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,586 Partner? We've gotta go. 177 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,154 Aren't you forgetting about the lessons, chief? 178 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,112 You know the building of... 179 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,425 - ...suspense. - He's destroying the city! 180 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,867 Now where you think he's going? 181 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,087 Where are any of us going? 182 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,219 Whoa! 183 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,047 Mind blown. 184 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,662 Oh, this is too easy. 185 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,978 Oh. 186 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,202 It doesn't look good for Robin, bruh. 187 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:57,161 I wonder if he will do the surviving. 188 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:05,430 The suspense is building like crazy. 189 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:08,216 Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about, man. 190 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,175 A little help here, quick! 191 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,395 Patience, brother. 192 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,887 Phew. 193 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,411 No, no! I want down! 194 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,153 On our way. 195 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,896 Great. I'm losing consciousness. 196 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,203 Patience, friend Robin. 197 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,422 Losing air. 198 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,206 Quick. 199 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,253 This is a lot harder than I thought. 200 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,481 Oh, dear. 201 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,402 Looks like our boy Robin was right after all. 202 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:09,146 All you need to win a fight, the ultimate patience. 203 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,714 All right. All right. All right. 204 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,324 Help.