1 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:07,789 ♪ Go! 2 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,320 ♪ T-E-E-N 3 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,626 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 4 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 5 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,894 ♪ Teen Titans, go 6 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,185 ♪ I think they gon' do Something 'bout the door 'Bout the door ♪ 7 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,950 ♪ Every time when we Come through, come through ♪ 8 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,865 ♪ Call on my Call on my ♪ 9 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,432 ♪ Call on my Call on my Call on my ♪ 10 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,912 ♪ We gon' take it To the house ♪ 11 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,003 There's my man! 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,222 Hop in, guys. 13 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:50,920 Front seat! 14 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:51,963 No, I get the front. 15 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:59,189 You shall relinquish control of the front seat to me. 16 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,712 Yes, Brother Blood. 17 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,196 Where's Brain? 18 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,546 In the bathroom. He should be out any moment. 19 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:12,768 Huh. I didn't think that dude, you know, pooped. 20 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,291 How does that even work? 21 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:19,731 Let's just say it involves the gorilla. 22 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,043 Be back in a bit, Mallah. 23 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,785 Give hugs and kisses to all the henchmen for me. 24 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,140 -B-rain, what's up, my man? 25 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,708 I am so glad we found time to get together. 26 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,971 Between work and raising my army, 27 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,234 I've just been so busy lately. 28 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,280 You know why these outings are so great? 29 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:50,197 Because no one understands villains like other villains do. 30 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,895 It's like we're our own special breed. 31 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:55,463 And a very misunderstood breed at that. 32 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:58,248 So what are you guys up for? Tacos? Pizza? 33 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,642 Well, for an occasion like this, 34 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,861 I say we start with dessert. 35 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,690 Joker's Gelato! 36 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,170 Mmm. I'm gonna get me 37 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:11,218 two scoops of Chocolate Minty Mark Hamil. 38 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:14,830 I'm more of a Cookie Jared Ledough myself. 39 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,485 Joaquin Butter Pecan Phoenix in a waffle cone, 40 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,400 thank you very much. 41 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,707 Heath Ledger Bar Milkshake for me, please. 42 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,362 Joker's Gelato, here we come! 43 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,892 Oh, man! Would you look at this. 44 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:37,026 It's the middle of the day, there shouldn't be this much traffic. 45 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,811 Let me see what the trouble is. 46 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,423 Oh, no! Not the Titans! 47 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,294 Cyborg, hit it. 48 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:04,836 Having a giant robot dance party in rush hour traffic? 49 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,143 Oh, that is so typical of them. 50 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,886 Those fools have caused more chaos and destruction than we ever have. 51 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:13,410 And yet, we're considered the bad guys. 52 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,760 The Titans are a bunch of jokes. 53 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:19,242 I know, right? You know who I find the most annoying? 54 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,418 Beast Boy. Ugh! 55 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,509 Yo, yo, yo! That's what's up, bro! 56 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,859 My name is Beast Boy, and I sound so stupid 57 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,296 'cause I talk like this. 58 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,994 Great impression, Blood. 59 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:35,563 It was like Beast Boy was right here in the van with us. 60 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,524 Oh, how I loathe those Titans. 61 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:44,354 Their incessant buffoonery's enough to drive anyone insane. 62 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:49,141 Did I ever tell you about the time they actually did drive me insane? 63 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,883 There I was, having a relaxing night at home, 64 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,277 -cup of tea... 65 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,801 ...when suddenly my super computer picked up an incoming signal. 66 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,848 It was a giant meteor. 67 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,372 And it was heading straight for Jump City. 68 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:06,550 I quickly realized there was only one thing powerful enough to stop it, 69 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,857 the Titans Tower weapons arsenal. 70 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,252 I immediately rushed over to warn them of the impending doom. 71 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,037 However, when I arrived, they were playing this ridiculous game 72 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,082 where all they could say was 73 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,562 "waffles"! 74 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,216 Oh, that is so like them. 75 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,000 I know, right? 76 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,742 Anyway, you can only imagine the disaster that followed. 77 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:30,966 Titans, there's a giant meteor that's about to hit Jump City. 78 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,228 We only have moments before... 79 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,621 Waffles! 80 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,970 Wait, what did you just say? 81 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,319 Waffles, waffles, waffles. 82 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,625 This isn't a joke. 83 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:38,756 A meteor is about to... 84 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,236 Waffles. 85 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,193 You're messing with me now, aren't you? 86 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,107 Waffles, waffles. 87 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,370 Argh, cut that out! 88 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,545 - Waffles. - Waffles. 89 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,459 Waffles. 90 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,330 It's not funny. 91 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:52,553 ♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles 92 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,903 -♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles 93 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,644 -♪ Waffles They drove me completely mad, 94 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,863 and that meteor ended up destroying half the city. 95 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:03,651 You have to admit, though, that waffles song is rather catchy. 96 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:07,611 ♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles 97 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,309 ♪ Waffles! 98 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,112 -♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles -Stop it. Stop! 99 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,442 Silence! 100 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,533 If I hear that song one more time, I'll explode! 101 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:17,752 Relax, Blood. 102 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,797 We feel your pain. 103 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,800 I, too, have a painful story I'd like to share. 104 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,412 -[music playing and crowd cheering] -A while back, I was invited 105 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:29,024 to perform one of my spectacular light shows for a benefit event. 106 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,287 I borrowed the museum's giant prism 107 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,768 -to take my light show to the next level. 108 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:37,424 I went through all the proper channels, filled out all the paperwork. 109 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:41,384 I wanted the show to be legit, 100% on the up-and-up. 110 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:56,921 From now on, I shall only use light for good and entertainment. 111 00:05:56,965 --> 00:06:02,100 I truly feel today is the first day of the rest of my new life... 112 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:05,277 -Too bad the rest of your life is going to be behind bars. 113 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,931 Wait, I didn't do anything wrong. 114 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,327 Seriously... I didn't break any law. 115 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,373 - Ow! - Save it for the judge. 116 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,247 But I really didn't do any... 117 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,075 Same some for Cy! 118 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:22,860 Stay down! 119 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,514 You do not want to get up! 120 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,559 Ka-blam! 121 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,652 I was hospitalized for weeks. 122 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:34,437 And without a light show, the benefit event was unable 123 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:37,353 to raise money for the Jump City orphanage. 124 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,877 Their wanton displays of violence 125 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:43,228 are really inappropriate for such a young audience. 126 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,057 Superheroes are supposed to be role models 127 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,842 who always model good behavior. 128 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,279 And if kids can't look up to superheroes, 129 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,715 who can they look up to? 130 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,804 Their parents? Please. 131 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,328 Yeah, they'd be better off looking up to us. 132 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,418 - Ditto. - I agree with that 100%. 133 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,028 ...upstanding, you know. 134 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,073 The Titans are such disappointments. 135 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,727 You wanna talk disappointments? 136 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,469 Let me tell you what happened just last week. 137 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,820 Me and the H.I.V.E. decided we wanted to make a little withdrawal from the bank. 138 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,692 Hand over the money, H.I.V.E. 139 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:14,129 We didn't steal this money. It's ours. 140 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,479 -We just cashed in our 401 -Ks. 141 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,351 That don't make no sense. 142 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:22,833 -Choosing to cash in your 401 -Ks before retirement age 143 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,575 will cause you to get hit with additional taxes and penalties 144 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,317 that can reduce your savings by as much as 40%. 145 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,406 And why would you choose to succumb to this fate 146 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,104 when you could've just as easily rolled your money into an IRA 147 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,804 and avoided paying the aforementioned taxes and penalties altogether? 148 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,936 That would be the fiscally wise option 149 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,112 that any sane person would have chosen. 150 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:44,420 Which is why we know that you are telling the lies. 151 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,074 -Get 'em -No, no. Wait. 152 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,903 We were just ill-informed about our financial options! 153 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,166 Maybe this will teach you a lesson. 154 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,042 No! 155 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:06,137 Ugh. How do they know so much -about things like 401 -Ks and rental properties? 156 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:10,577 It's as if their dialog was written by some boring middle-aged man. 157 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,191 We're here! 158 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,758 -We are here. 159 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:20,978 Joker's Gelato! 160 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,550 I am loving these Pepper Jack Nicholson sprinkles. 161 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:34,775 Joker's Gelato always puts a smile on my face. 162 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,311 Brain, what's wrong? 163 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,531 Do tell, Brain, what happened, bro? 164 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,445 As you know, 165 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:56,666 I'd love to spend my weekends 166 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,320 coaching youth soccer. 167 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,931 Lyla, show no mercy! 168 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,194 Persa, take no prisoners. 169 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,154 First, we shall dominate this soccer division, 170 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,635 -and then the world! 171 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,334 But just before the big game, the power went out. 172 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:18,296 So, I rushed home to grab my generator to power the lights. 173 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,950 Careful with that, 174 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:22,562 it is crucial to my plan for world domination. 175 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,912 Your plan stops here, Brain. 176 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,349 Beast Boy, take out that generator. 177 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,525 That's my specialty, yo! 178 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,616 That's right! You's gettin' all them shrimps and prime rib, generator! 179 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,836 -['90s R&B music playing] -♪ Shrimps and prime rib 180 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,708 ♪ Shows you how much I care 181 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:41,581 ♪ Shrimps and prime rib 182 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,211 - ♪ Oh, baby, I'm cooking Shrimps and prime rib ♪ - ♪ I'm cookin' medium-rare 183 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:48,588 - ♪ For you, I cook it Medium-rare ♪ - ♪ Medium-rare, baby 184 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,634 ♪ For you, I cook it 'Cause I care ♪ 185 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:55,464 Stop! That grease is going to short the circuits. 186 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:03,733 Without that generator, I had to cancel the game. 187 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,258 And when the kids found out, they were furious. 188 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:10,610 I absolutely despise the Titans' humor. 189 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,350 "Take out that generator." 190 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,917 "Oh! Well, I get it. 191 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,615 Like, take it out to dinner." 192 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:18,530 Hmm, that's actually pretty funny. 193 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,796 Mmm, sorry. 194 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:26,843 Well, gentlemen, I must say, indulging in these delicious frozen treats 195 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:30,717 and sharing these stories has truly been cathartic for me. 196 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,284 It's so much healthier to talk about our problems 197 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,765 than it is to carry around all that anger. 198 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,681 I'm not even mad at the Titans anymore. 199 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,118 Then I propose, that from this day forward, 200 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,338 we give up our hatred for the Titans, 201 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,427 and instead, 202 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,430 meet here once a week and discuss our problems like mature adults. 203 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:49,605 Hear, hear! 204 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,744 Curse you, Titans! 205 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,223 Destroy them!