[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
[horse neighs]
[grunts]
What's the matter, Star?
The Silkie, he is the missing.
Now that you mention it,
we haven't seen Silkie in a long time.
It's been like four crime-fighting seasons
since I seen that fool.
We used to try and squeeze him
into a few missions here and there
but there's really not much you can do with that guy.
[all talking together]
[sobbing]
[crying hysterically]
My sweet little Bumgorf is the lost. [crying]
Hey, don't worry, Star.
We'll find Silkie.
After all,
the Teen Titans are known
for our world class detective skills.
I thought we was known for our dookie jokes.
Ow!
We can be known for more than one thing.
[grunts] Ah!
Ah-ha! A clue.
We just need to follow this slime trail
and find clues to where Silkie might have gone.
Look around, Titans.
And let me know if you find anything unusual.
[barks]
Yo, guys.
I founds a bottle of baby oil.
And I found a can of spray tan.
And I found this map of Central Europe.
That's it.
Silkie hasn't gone missing,
he went to Austria to fulfill his dream
of becoming a world famous bodybuilder.
[Robin] Silkie hit the gym hard,
pumping out some serious reps,
and developing a robust upper body.
He'd strut around the gym all like...
Look at my ginormous pecs.
I am huge!
[Robin] This annoyed the gym's reigning champ,
Sergei.
[chuckles]
What's with the pants?
Real bodybuilders wear booty shorts.
[Robin] But Silkie couldn't wear booty shorts
because hidden beneath his workout pants
was an embarrassing secret.
Silkie had chicken legs.
So what? Lots of people skip leg day.
Yes! But Silkie's legs weren't just skinny.
They were actual chicken legs.
- [gasps] - [Robin] And when Sergei found out,
he was like...
[laughs heartily] You're never going to beat me
with them chicken calves. [laughs]
[Robin] Silkie felt ashamed.
And he said to himself...
Maybe I should just give up.
[Robin] But then he heard a voice behind him say...
Just 'cause you got chicken legs don't mean you gotta be no chicken.
It just means you gotta train like one.
Faster! Faster!
[clucking]
[chirping]
Lower! Lower!
No breaks! I wanna see diamonds in those calves.
Diamonds!
[Robin] The day of the competition arrived.
Sergei and Silkie were all up in each other's faces like...
I will crush you.
Bring it on.
[bell dings]
[Robin] They were equally impressive in each pose.
Then came the final category,
calves.
[bell dings]
[Robin] Silkie and Sergei displayed their best poses.
But no matter how hard Silkie tried to flex his calves,
they were still smaller than Sergei's.
[crowd cheering]
Go back to the farm, chicken legs.
[Robin] But just then
Silkie gave one final squeeze
of his calf muscle and...
[exclaims] I've never seen anything more beautiful.
[exclaims]
[Robin] Silkie won the competition.
And went on to win several more titles,
making him the greatest bodybuilder of all time.
That seems like quite the hop, the skip, and the jump
to the conclusions, friend Robin.
Wait.
The slime trails keep going.
The trail is fresh.
Search the room for clues.
What's that, mama?
Hmm. Looks like it's a book on method acting.
Of course, Silkie didn't leave to become a bodybuilder.
He left to follow his dream of being a movie star.
[Cyborg] Silkie went to Hollywood
and struggled to find acting work
because no one could understand what he was saying. He'd be like...
[blabbering]
- [Cyborg] And they'd be like... - Next!
- [Cyborg] And he be like... - Aww!
[Cyborg] So he decided to take a speech class
to learn how to talk good.
His instructor told him
that the secret to concise acting
is mastering the one-liner.
Now, repeat after me.
"She sells sea-shells by the sea shore."
[blabbering]
"Peter Piper picked a pepper."
[blabbering]
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream."
[growls]
Hmm. I think I know the problem.
Ah, yes.
Your tongue is twisted.
[Cyborg] So the instructor started untwisting.
And untwisting.
Until finally...
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
"Peter Piper picked a pepper."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream."
I did it! I did it!
[exclaims happily]
Now go forth and act.
[Cyborg] Silkie then went on to star in all types of movies.
Like Alien Hunter.
Run to the captor.
[Cyborg] Pre-school Police.
It's not a headache.
[Cyborg] And Mechannihilator.
Adios, bambino.
[Cyborg] Which earned him the award for best one-liner.
- [crowd cheering] - I did it. [exclaims]
[clapping]
I do not know that I'm on the board
with the assumptions.
They seem fetched, very far.
Hmm.
[slurps]
Yep. The slime trail has gone a bit cold.
But I think we can still follow it.
This way!
Fan out. He's got to be around here somewhere.
[beeping]
[Robin grunts]
Any sign of the Silkie?
Sorry, Star.
There's nothing here but a bunch of dirty dishes
and an old restaurant menu.
Let me see that menu, bro.
[gasps]
Yo, I think I knows what happened to Silkie.
You sees, my man Silkie
was having dinner with his celebrity friends.
Wesley Snipes,
Jean Claude van Damme,
and Linda Hamilton,
when he says...
You are all celebrities.
And you likes to eat.
So why don't we open a restaurant
and call it "Celebrity Eats"?
[Beast Boy] And they was all like...
"Yeah. Let's do it."
Yo, the place looked fresh,
and everything was great until it cames time to eat.
- Turns out Silkie was the worsest chef ever. - [both] Ugh!
Peoples would come in to eat...
then turns around and leave.
- [crowd screaming] - [Beast Boy] Night after night
it was the same story.
And without paying customers,
the restaurant wents broke.
Silkie's famous friends lost all their moneys and their houses.
Which meant they no longer had any place
to put their stuff.
So Silkie was like...
You can keep all your fancy movie stuff here
at the restaurant.
[Beast Boy] All's of a sudden crowds of people started showing up.
The peoples were so excited to see the celebrity stuff
they decided to stay and eats the nasty food.
And Silkie was like...
"Wow! Look at all the people."
[Beast Boy] Pretty soon the restaurant was super popular,
and Silkie and his famous friends
started rolling in that cash money, baby.
Wow, we're rollin' in the cheddar now.
No, no, no!
My Silkie does not do the cooking.
He only eats of the take-outs.
Guys, over here.
Joy! We have found more of the clues.
The voter's guide?
And some bird feathers.
What would Silkie want with these?
I think I know.
[Raven] Silkie was walking along
soaking up the sun when...
bird poop landed on his head.
Silkie was so mad he said...
Somebody should really put an end
to the bird poop dilemma.
[Raven] So, he decided to run for Governor
in hopes of passing a law
that would make it mandatory for birds to wear diapers.
Silkie rallied the crowd, shouting...
What do birds need?
[crowd] Diapers.
When do they need them?
Now!
[Raven] But his opponent,
Oswald Cobblepot,
came back calling...
Where will we poop?
[crowd] Anywhere.
When will we do it?
[crowd] Anytime.
[Raven] But Silkie's message was more powerful.
The poop stops here and now.
[crowd cheering]
[Raven] Silkie won by a landslide
and became Governor.
And now citizens can walk down the street
without getting pooped on.
No! All of these deductions
do not seem to deduce the truth.
You're right, Star.
I just made that stuff up
so you wouldn't worry about him.
I'm sorry.
Us, too, mama.
Yeah. But what a life it would have been
if he did do all those things.
[all talking together]
[sighs]
No one could have the life that magnificent.
I'm sorry, Star.
We may never know what really happened to Silkie.
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