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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[video game beeping]
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[explosion]
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Good news, Titans.
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It's time for our
hotly-anticipated
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annual team assessment meeting.
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- Yay!
- [honking horn]
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[all groan]
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Now, first thing
on the agenda is
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the team leader report.
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Robin, is that font
[shudders] Comic Sans?
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Why, yes. I figured a fun font
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would come off as more
quirky and relatable.
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[honking horn]
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Comic Sans is
one of the worst fonts
in the history of fonts.
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Tell me it's just
on the title page.
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[clicking remote]
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Aah! My eyes! My eyes!
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Oh, I get it.
Cyborg's a font snob.
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What? I am a font connoisseur.
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We have a world of wonderous
typefaces at our disposal,
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and yet, people insist on
abusing the same garbage fonts
over and over again.
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What's the big deal?
It's just letters, dude.
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Typography is an art, Beastie.
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Allow me to illustrate.
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For exhibit A,
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we have an announcement for a
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[in intense voice]
serious business meeting
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[in normal voice]
at 3:30 in the conference room.
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That does looks like
serious business.
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And for exhibit B,
you can see there's a
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[in mock baby voice]
Pretty Kitty Jamboree
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[in normal voice]
at 5:30 in the Rec Center.
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Ooh! I would love to go to
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the Pretty Kitty Jamboree.
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But, would you be
interested in some
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[in mock baby voice]
serious business?
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Oh, no! Nows that
business ain't gots
no seriousness at all.
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[in normal voice]
And what about a
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[in intense voice]
Pretty Kitty Jamboree?
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[cat yowls]
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[gasps] What evil magic is this?
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[in normal voice] Exactly.
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Type makes an impact
on whatever you're reading.
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Yeah, Robin.
You heards the mans.
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Change the dang font.
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Okay, okay. Fine.
What should I change it to?
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Ooh! What about that one?
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- Papyrus?
- Yes.
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It will make the letters
look the mystical,
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like the scroll handed down
from an ancient civilization.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ugh! So cliche.
That one's way overused.
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What about Impact?
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That's the one they use
for all the best memes.
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[cat meowing]
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Are you kidding me, dude?
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Impact is total cringe.
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I like Century Gothic.
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It's simple, sleek
and straightforward.
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- Psh. Basic.
- Excuse me?
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- The Papyrus!
- No.
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[all yelling simultaneously]
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Guys, guys! Settle down.
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I'll just change the font
to something else.
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Hm. What about this one?
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[in slow motion] Robin, no!
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[remote clicks]
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[robotic chatter]
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[explosion]
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[robotic chatter]
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[horn honks]
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[robotic chatter]
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[robotic chatter]
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- [barking]
- [yelling]
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[robotic chatter]
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[women screaming]
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I... I... I can't
change the font back.
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Of course you can't,
you colossal clod.
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You clicked on Zimdings.
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Zimdings?
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Yes. The most dangerous
and loathsome font
in the entire world.
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It's so awful that anyone
who chooses Zimdings
of their volition
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will trigger the Typocalypse,
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which is what's happening
right now.
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[gasps] How do we save
the world from the Typocalypse?
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The only way to stop it
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is to hunt down
the man behind the font.
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Winston Q. Dingbert.
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Long ago, Dingbert unveiled
his new font Zimdings,
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but his new font
was booed and rejected
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for the complete
and utter abomination
that it is.
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He was convicted
for the terrible crime
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of creating
the world's dumbest font,
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and as punishment, he was exiled
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on the Island of Garbage Fonts.
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We've gotta find him
and make him answer
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for his crimes against humanity.
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That settles it, then.
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To the Island of Garbage Fonts!
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Titans, go!
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[dramatic music]
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[thunder rumbling]
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If the legends are true,
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Dingbert should be hiding
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somewhere in the center of the island.
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Sweet. Let's go.
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Careful. This is the Island
of Garbage Fonts.
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The horrors you are
about to experience here
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will haunt you
for the rest of your days.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Uh, it doesn't really
seem that bad, bro.
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[cheerful island music]
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Ew! Comic Sans crabs! Nasty!
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Ugh! Helvetic hills? Gross!
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[shudders] Brush Script bushes.
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- This place is the worst.
- [twig snaps]
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Who's there? Show yourself.
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[babbling]
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- Huh?
- Stop right there!
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It's speaking in Zimdings!
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Where's your leader,
you tasteless heathen?
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[babbling]
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I said, "Where is your leader?"
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Wait a second, Cyborg.
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I think he's trying to help us.
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[babbling]
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See, Cyborg.
Your font snobbery
almost cost us a lead.
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The shame on you!
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Where's your village,
little dude?
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[babbling]
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[reggae party music]
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[babbling]
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That's him.
Winston Q. Dingbert.
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Hands in the air, fool!
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Oh, my. What's all this, then?
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Don't play dumb, Dingbert.
The world's been Zimding-ed.
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And we know
you're the one responsible.
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- Oh, my goodness! How terrible!
- What?
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With a world of wonderous
typefaces at our disposal,
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it would be a shame
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not to see all of them
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in their full glory,
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wouldn't you say?
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Yeah, he would say that.
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Wait. So you're not responsible
for the Typocalypse?
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Of course not.
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Now, come. We must apprehend
whoever is abusing my font
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for such nefarious purposes.
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Please, do come in.
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I'll make a pot of tea.
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Wow, Cyborg.
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Way to judge a book
by its typeface.
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[melancholic music]
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It must be tough
for a nice old man like you
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to be so far away
from the rest of civilization.
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Oh, not to worry, dear.
I get by.
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Of course, I was distraught
when I washed up on this island
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to spend the rest
of my days in exile...
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but then I met the Dingbats,
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a native people
without a language.
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I taught them Zimdings,
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and they took me in
as one of their own.
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It's been a long time
since I felt such
purpose in my life.
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That's [sobs] beautiful.
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Oh, so the heartwarming.
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But Mr. Dingbert,
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if you're not the one
behind the Typocalypse,
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then who is?
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Well, I may have
some answers for you.
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But first, I have
a little something
I need to show you.
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[beeps]
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[Titans gasp and shout]
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[grunts, sighs]
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[Titans gasp]
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Oh, the no!
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The Papyrus has been
the imprisoned.
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Impact's here, too.
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And Century Gothic.
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Not you, too, Comic Sans!
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Mm. I think that one
deserves to be locked up.
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[evil laughter]
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I see you all have
impeccable taste
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in garbage fonts.
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Not that it matters,
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but when you voluntarily
clicked on Zimdings,
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I sprung the trap
that I set so many years ago.
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All the world's fonts
are now imprisoned,
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leaving only Zimdings.
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Prepare to witness
its true power!
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Behold! I am Lord Zimding!
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[Titans gasp]
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[Raven grunts]
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[Raven yells, grunts]
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[yelling]
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[shrieks]
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[both yelling]
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[both grunt]
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[yells]
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[screams]
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[grunts] We're no match
for his font-faced powers.
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I have an idea.
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We can free the other fonts
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and harness their power.
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Titans, go!
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I am Princess Papyrus.
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And I'm Gothic Centurion.
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[growling]
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Get a load of Captain Impact.
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And I'm Arial Black.
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And together we are
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the League of Garbage Fonts.
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What?
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Super!
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- Mega!
- Laser!
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Blast!
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[grunts]
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He is the too powerful.
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Our four combined font powers
are not enough.
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Quick, Cyborg.
Merge with Comic Sans!
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Nuh-uh! No way!
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I am not merging
with that garbage font.
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You have to put aside
your font snobbery
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or the world is doomed!
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Ugh. Fine.
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I guess I'll merge
with this stupid old font.
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[horn honks]
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I am Super Comic Sans!
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And I summon...
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- Super!
- Mega!
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- Laser!
- Blast!
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Attack!
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No! No!
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[crowd cheering]
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- Thank you, Titans.
- Huh?
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I thoughts you guys didn't have
your own language.
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What? No way.
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Dingbert forced us
to use his dumb language.
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We already had
a native culture of our own
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way before this fool showed up.
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- Take that, colonizer!
- [grunts]
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Gadzooks! [grunts]
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- [all laughing]
- Font fight!
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Thanks, guys.
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And I'm sorry
for being a font snob.
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I guess there's no such thing
as a bad font.
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It just depends
on how you use it.
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- [blow lands]
- [Dingbert grunts]
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- [all laughing]
- Font fight!
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[Cyborg] Oh, no!
That is not gonna cut it.
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[Starfire] How about
the Papyrus?
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[Raven] No way.
We need some Century Gothic.
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[Beast Boy] Nuh-uh!
Impact, baby!
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[Robin] Guys,
it's gotta be Arial Black.
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[Cyborg] Wait, I got it.
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[Cyborg] See! Now that's
a nice font right there.