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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Hey, look what just arrived
In the mail ♪
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ It's an invitation
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♪ For a free vacation
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-♪ To the Space House
-♪ Space House
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♪ We gon' blast right off
And kick it at the... ♪
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♪ Space House
Space House ♪
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♪ Exactly what it sounds like
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♪ A big old house
In outer space ♪
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♪ With no
Particular destination ♪
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♪ Who cares?
It's a free vacation! ♪
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♪ New friends!
It's a celebration ♪
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♪ Space House
Space House ♪
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♪ Exactly what it sounds like
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♪ Space House
Space House ♪
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♪ We're gonna blast right off
And kick it at the... ♪
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♪ Space House!
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[Robin whistles, chuckles] Wow!
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Look at that view.
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Out of this world!
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Just like the invitation
said it would be.
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Speaking of which,
we still have no idea
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who invited us
on this free vacation
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or where we're even going.
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Do not look
into the mouth of the horse
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that gives you the gifts.
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Got it. We'll just
throw caution to the wind
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- as usual.
- [Cyborg exclaims]
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This house is so high-tech.
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-it's got a 3
-D printer
snack machine.
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Don't be playing with me, Cy!
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I'm not playing with you.
Check it!
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- Burger.
- Burrito.
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- Burger!
- [yells] Burrito!
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[oven dings]
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[Cyborg and Beast Boy together]
Burgerrito!
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[gobbling]
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Thank you, Space House!
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[S.H.A.D.I.] You're welcome.
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Whoa! Who said that?
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The House. I'm talking.
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Space House is alive?
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Space House, identify yourself!
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[S.H.A.D.I.] Of course.
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I am Space House
Artificial Domestic
Intelligence.
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Or S.H.A.D.I. for short.
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I am voice activated
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and I control
everything in this house.
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Space House. Open cabinet.
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- [grunts]
- Sweet.
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[S.H.A.D.I.] Attention, Titans,
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the other guests
have just arrived.
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The other what now?
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You weren't the only ones
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from the only universe
to get an invitation.
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Other guests
from another universe?
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[thunderclap]
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Titans, ready yourselves.
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We have no idea
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what's about to walk
through that space door.
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- [footsteps approaching]
- [tense music plays]
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[doorbell rings]
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[door creaks]
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[Titans together]
The DC Superhero Girls!
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[together] What's up?
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[chattering excitedly]
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Ah! The sigh of relief.
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We do not have to destroy them.
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And we need not destroy you.
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- [screams]
- [glass breaking]
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Which we totally could
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because there's just more of us.
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No. We would still win
in a fight.
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You, for instance,
are definitely no match for me.
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Oh, is that right?
You don't say.
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Um, yes.
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I'm better than you
at probably everything.
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[scoffs] Oh, yeah?
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- Back flip.
- Triple back flip.
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[gasps]
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A 3-D printer snack machine!
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I know, right!
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Does it have a Non-GMO setting?
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Oh, yeah. Nows you speaking
my language.
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- Totally better.
- Totally not.
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[objects clattering]
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We will have
a great time together
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on our space-cation.
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Nothing is going to ruin it
for us.
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Isn't that right,
Batgirl and Robin?
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[both groaning]
Fine. Yeah, Okay.
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Actually, even a small meteorite
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could ruin it for us.
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Uh, here we go.
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That's all it would take
to shatter that glass dome
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and suck all of us out into that
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cold dark void of space.
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- [glass breaking]
- [all screaming]
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Don't listen to Bumblebee.
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She has lots
of irrational fears.
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- [S.H.A.D.I.] Attention,
guests.
- [Supergirls gasping]
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What foul bewitchery is this?
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There is no bewitchery.
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That is the S.H.A.D.I.
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The house is
the artificially intelligent.
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I am happy to inform you
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that it is time
to pick your bedrooms.
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There's only one way
to do this fairly.
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Everyone for themselves!
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[all shouting]
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I get the room with the view!
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Wow!
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I get the room with no gravity!
[exclaims excitedly]
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We get the room with toilet beds
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'cause we eats too many
printer foods.
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Yeah.
We don't need our privacy.
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[both grunting]
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[flushing]
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Mmm-hmm. That'll do just fine.
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Cool! Water bed!
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[sighs]
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Whoa. Seasick.
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[exclaims]
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[grunts]
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Yeah. Thick walls.
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Good. Won't be able
to sleep-fly through these.
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- [both] I'll take this room.
- [exclaiming]
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The entertainment system
of this room
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features the holograms.
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Let us see a projection
from my home,
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Themyscira.
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[static]
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- [exclaims] Kitty!
- [gasps]
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- [thuds]
- [groans]
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I take it you like cats.
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Well, I guess that leaves me
with the only room left.
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- [door creaks]
- [spooky music plays]
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[water bubbling]
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Not exactly cozy.
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Actually, exposed ceilings
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and metallic finishes
are all the rage right now.
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But, there's actual
smoke in here.
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It's probably just
a therapeutic humidifier.
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[coughs]
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Well, I don't like it one bit!
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Oh, here we go again.
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What?
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Another one
of your irrational fears.
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What... [stammers]
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This fear is totally rational!
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I mean, look at this room.
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That is a legit cryotube.
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Ah. That's just
a space lava lamp.
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Bumblebee, you have to learn
to master your fears.
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A certain caped crusader
taught me that.
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Who was it? Batman?
It was Batman, wasn't it?
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He taught me that, too.
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He taught me first.
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I smelled his cowl once.
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[Batgirl] Well, I do his taxes.
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- [Robin] I polished
his Bat forks.
- He lets me...
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I think
there's something in there.
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[suspicious music plays]
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[screams] Did you see that?
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[both] One, two, three, four.
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I declare a thumb war.
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[both grunting]
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Good night.
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[light flicks off]
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[snoring]
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[coughs]
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Ah... All this smoke
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is making my throat dry.
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[yawns]
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[slurps, sighs]
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[thuds]
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[spits]
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Danger alert! Danger alert!
Danger alert!
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[both] Bumblebee! What's wrong?
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There's an alien in the house.
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He's big and purple and blue,
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and like I said,
it's in the house!
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Oh, Bumblebee.
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There you go
with your irrational fears,
again.
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There are no aliens
in the house.
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Oh, yeah! Then what about that?
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Whoa. A slime trail.
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Huh. I guess
there is an alien in the house.
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- Perfect!
- Perfect?
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It's the perfect opportunity
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to master your fears.
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That's true.
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If you can master your fear
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of a terrifying alien
from space,
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you can master any fear.
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But some fears
don't need to be mastered.
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Some fears keep you alive.
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We should hide. [shivers]
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No. We'll track it down
and face it head on.
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You can do this, Bumblebee.
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I bee-lieve in you.
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Then it's settled.
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We'll track down the alien
and we'll do it
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using my superior
detective skills.
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- [Batgirl] I found a clue!
- What?
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According to my scanner,
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the slime is
derived from a creature
of asterozilic nature.
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Good work, Batgirl.
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[snickers]
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That's nothing. Watch this.
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A detective's greatest tool
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is the tongue.
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[groans] It's fresh.
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- It's definitely fresh!
- [crackles]
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I don't think
you should be licking
alien slime.
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[Batgirl] Found another clue
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'cause I'm the greatest
detective ever!
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What? Wait. I'll taste it.
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[groaning]
I think we're getting closer.
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[exclaims, screams]
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Hey. What's going on?
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And why is Robin eating slime?
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[munching]
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He's trying to prove
he's the better detective.
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Also, interesting side note...
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There's an alien in the house!
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[Batgirl] I found it!
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[suspenseful music plays]
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- [thuds]
- [all gasp in horror]
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That thing looks like
it could do some damage.
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We're gonna need some armor.
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[heroic music plays]
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Ah, yes.
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Check this thing out!
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[grunts]
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I can't fit.
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It's way too small.
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There's only one person
that could get in there.
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Oh, no, no, no, no way!
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The powerlifter suit is tiny.
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You're the only one
who could fit.
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Plus,
it's the perfect opportunity
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for you to master your fears.
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Ugh. Fine.
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[clicks]
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- [robot clicking]
- [alarm blaring]
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[metal whirring]
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[clanging]
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- [thuds]
- You got this, Bumblebee!
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I hope she's safe in there.
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- [squelching]
- [tense music plays]
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Uh... Robin...
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Are you all right?
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[sobs] No!
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I don't think he's all right.
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Master my...
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fears.
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[alien snarling]
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[alien] Excuse me, roomie.
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[Bumblebee screams]
265
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[grunts]
266
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:19,950
[exclaims]
267
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,996
[screaming, grunting]
268
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:27,479
[panting]
269
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,179
Uh, what's happening?
270
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,983
I was coughing,
so I went to get
a drink of water
271
00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,139
and then there was an alien
in the house,
272
00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,769
so I got in the powerlifter
because I was the only one
small enough
273
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,379
and then Robin mutated
and they both attacked me,
274
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,323
so now I'm going to throw
one of them into space.
275
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,538
Okay.
276
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,975
How do I know which one
to hurl into space?
277
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,281
I'm Robin.
278
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,413
[all] Hmm.
279
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,719
[Robin] Oh, come on.
280
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,113
[muffled scream]
281
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,638
Curse that invitation
282
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,597
for a free vacation!
283
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,732
Wow.
This is way more comfortable
284
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,168
than that water bed.
285
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,257
And I can even breathe
underwater now.
286
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,998
I finally have a superpower.
287
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,261
Batgirl must be so jealous.
288
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,500
Hey, Bumblebee.
How jealous do you think
she's gonna be, huh?
289
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,005
Maybe Starro wasn't so bad
after all.
290
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,268
...Yeah,
but you have no superpowers.
291
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,752
[S.H.A.D.I.]
Ah! The incomprehensible
292
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,189
majesty of the Orion Nebula.
293
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,582
Just look at that stunning...
294
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,192
No, thanks. We busy.
295
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,281
[narrator reading]
296
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,848
It's time to announce
297
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,937
the baker with the best
blueberry muffins.
298
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,460
And the winner is...
299
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,940
Robert.
300
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,116
- [all exclaiming]
- All right. The hurray!
301
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,422
Anti-gravity rooms,
302
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,728
hologram machines,
303
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,730
incredible views of the galaxy
304
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,602
and all you wanna do
on your once-in-a-lifetime
spacecation
305
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,082
is watch Muffin Wars?
306
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,387
Space House, off.
307
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,870
Ugh. Someone click
next episode.
308
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,567
I don't want to watch
the credits.
309
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,265
Yeah. Who cares
about acknowledging
310
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,484
other people's accomplishments?
Give me the remote.
311
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,486
But it's so far away.
312
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,530
I got it.
313
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,709
[narrator reading]
314
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,580
Thanks, Green Lantern.
That was a close one.
315
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,626
That's one powerful ring
you got there.
316
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,716
I know, right?
I can create anything
I can imagine with it.
317
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,413
Power. Ooh.
318
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:16,371
Can I try it on?
319
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,894
Beast Boy, don't be rude.
320
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,940
Yeah. You don't ask somebody
you barely know
321
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,637
to try on
their personal effects.
322
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,943
What's wrong with you?
323
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,553
Sorry, Beast Boy,
324
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,270
but Power Rings
are only to be worn by members
325
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,643
of the Green Lantern Corps.
326
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,036
But Beastie wants it.
327
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,212
He wants the shiny green
Power Ring.
328
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,431
He needs it. Lets him have it.
329
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,042
What has gotten into you, man?
330
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,566
And why are you talking
in the third person?
331
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,915
I don't know.
332
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,178
It's the ring.
It's making me crazy.
333
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:44,138
It's okay. Power can have
that sort of effect on people.
334
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,575
Especially people
with limited brain capacity.
335
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,750
[static]
336
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,752
This ring
is actually so powerful,
337
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,537
that I have
to recite an oath everyday
338
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,757
just to remind myself
of how powerful it is.
339
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,716
[laughs] I love a good oath.
Let's hear it.
340
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,850
I, Jessica Cruz,
of the Green Lantern Corps,
341
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,287
pledge to respect
the incredible power
342
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,463
of this super powerful
Power Ring.
343
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,900
The power...
344
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,249
The power!
345
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,425
Beastie must haves it.
346
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,122
And because it is so powerful...
347
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,558
Hey! My Power Ring!
348
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,299
It's Beastie's power.
349
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,301
The power is mine!
350
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,086
[grunts]
351
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,652
Give me my Power Ring back!
352
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,219
[grunts] Never!
353
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,786
[both grunting]
354
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,874
[both] My ring!
355
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,966
Where did it go?
356
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,881
Well, this is my magic hat,
357
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,511
so it disappeared.
[chuckles nervously]
But never fear,
358
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,580
I, Zatanna, will retrieve it.
359
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,583
Sorry.
360
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,977
Huh. This is embarrassing.
361
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,414
You know what, sometimes
it's just rabbits all day long.
362
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,589
- [thuds]
- [squeaks]
363
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,287
- I'm going in.
- In the hat?
364
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,855
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You do not want to do that.
365
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,770
You've never gone
in your magic hat before?
366
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,988
No way!
367
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,077
My hat is very, very magical.
368
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,775
Look.
There's even a warning label.
369
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,124
The ring...
370
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,995
I must haves the ring.
371
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,128
[shouts]
372
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,521
Oh, no.
I'm definitely going in.
373
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,393
- [grunts]
- Jess!
374
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,003
I do not know
what is in this hat,
375
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,831
but I know
I have to help my friend.
376
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,920
- I'm going in.
- Me, too.
377
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,804
I just want to see
what it looks like in there.
378
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,490
Titans! Our help is needed.
379
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,187
Superhero Girls, likewise!
380
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,496
Eh. They can probably
handle it, right?
381
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,238
I mean, we don't
all need to go in, do we?
382
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,761
Nah. It'd be overkill
383
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,391
and way too many characters
to keep track of.
384
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,678
Then it's settled.
Due to production constraints,
385
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:33,116
we'll stay here and watch more
Muffin Wars!
386
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,683
[all] Yay!
387
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,990
[narrator]
Now back to Muffin Wars...
388
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,254
[all screaming]
389
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,126
- [screams]
- [thuds]
390
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,653
[gasps] Look at this place.
391
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,264
Everything is very magical here,
392
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,874
so be careful what you touch.
393
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,615
[screams] Whoa!
394
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,877
Ooh!
395
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,923
Okay. Stop messing around.
396
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,359
Does anyone see my ring?
397
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,622
It's gotta be here somewhere.
398
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,885
Look! On top
of that house of cards.
399
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,235
Or, more like mountain of cards.
400
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,238
My ring!
401
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,851
My ring.
402
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,591
Beastie must haves it.
403
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,158
[growls]
404
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,204
Beast Boy! Get back here!
405
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,249
Let us make haste.
406
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,227
We cannot let
your bestial friend
get to the mountain first.
407
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,079
Okay. But keep your eyes open.
408
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,994
It could be dangerous in here.
409
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,301
[suspenseful music plays]
410
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,434
[Jessica] I feel so vulnerable.
411
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:33,481
Without my ring,
I'm completely useless
as a hero.
412
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,483
Hey! Sounds like someone's
413
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,354
in need of an uplifting speech.
414
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,487
Uh, what now?
415
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,272
True power isn't found
in magic rings.
416
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,795
Take me, for example.
417
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,798
- I have no powers whatsoever.
- [buzzes]
418
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,104
You might even say
419
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,758
I'm a useless lump
of dead weight.
420
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,890
Yeah, you might say that.
421
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:51,934
But you'd be wrong!
422
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,544
True power comes...
423
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,937
[screaming, whimpering]
424
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:55,981
Help me!
425
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,422
[all grunting]
426
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,902
[growls]
427
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,600
[grunts]
428
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:11,735
[muffled scream]
429
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,960
[screeches]
430
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,483
Sorry. [nervous laughter]
431
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,268
I wouldn't normally
require this much help.
432
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,705
Just remember, Jess.
433
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,533
True power comes... [groans]
434
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,143
Look! It's Beast Boy!
435
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,971
[growls]
436
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,190
Must haves it.
437
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,278
Beastie must haves it.
438
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,279
After him!
439
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,981
[rumbling]
440
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,027
[all gasp]
441
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600
[grunts] We're trapped
442
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,299
inside a giant magic box!
443
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,475
You mean the kind
that magicians stick swords...
444
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,085
- [screams]
- That would be a "yes."
445
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,396
I really wish
I had my Power Ring right now.
446
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,224
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
447
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,008
Were you not listening before?
448
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,836
I think someone needs a recap.
449
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,664
All you need to be super
450
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,579
is to reach deep within your...
451
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,102
[groans]
452
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:18,715
[gasps]
453
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,156
[tense music plays]
454
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,596
[caws]
455
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,427
- [grunts]
- Thank you, all of you.
456
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,821
Because it required
all of you to keep me safe.
457
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,128
That's how helpless I am
without my Power Ring.
458
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,956
Look! The mountain of cards.
459
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,697
We've made it at last.
460
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,048
The ring...
Beastie must haves the ring.
461
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,919
We can't let him
beat us to my ring.
462
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,269
We will never catch him.
463
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,532
The little beast scurries
much too fast.
464
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,118
Got any tricks
up your sleeves, Zatanna?
465
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,188
Oh! Of course. I'm a magician.
466
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,233
[chanting]
467
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,325
[squawking]
468
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,587
That'll do.
469
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,981
To the top of that mountain!
470
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,331
- [exclaiming excitedly]
- Whoa!
471
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,855
[cawing]
472
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,553
Oh! There it is. My ring!
473
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,514
Careful! This mountain of cards
is very unstable.
474
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,909
My precious.
475
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,042
- Beast Boy, no.
- Beastie, yes.
476
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,608
[low growls]
477
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,610
[groans] Give me my Power Ring!
478
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,264
[grunts] Never!
479
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,828
- [both grunting]
- [tense music plays]
480
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,008
Be careful!
481
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,532
A house of cards
always eventually...
482
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,012
falls.
483
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,231
[rumbling]
484
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,536
[both screaming]
485
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,582
Precious... [sobs]
486
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,719
My ring! Where's my ring?
487
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,373
[gasps]
488
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,071
Beastie tries it on...
489
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,724
just one time.
490
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,161
[distorted] No!
491
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,076
[grunts]
492
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,121
[groaning]
493
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,166
[gibbering]
494
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,254
[growling]
495
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,128
The power of the Power Ring
is too powerful for him.
496
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
It's really messing
with his own superpowers.
497
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,742
[growls]
498
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,359
[grunts]
499
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,076
I think he's trying to use
the ring to create a weapon.
500
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,034
What kind of weapon
can he create with that thing?
501
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,407
Anything!
502
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,192
The only limit
is his own imagination.
503
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,630
[growls]
504
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,762
A tater tot.
That's the limit
of his imagination?
505
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:32,937
Hmm. Pretty much.
506
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,331
- [thuds]
- It is very effective.
507
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,593
I will give him that.
508
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,639
[growls]
509
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,685
Run!
510
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,383
[thuds]
511
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:44,949
Azarath Metrion...
512
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,473
[screams]
513
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,083
This is all my fault.
514
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,650
And I can't even help
515
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,869
because I'm nothing
without my Power Ring.
516
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,393
Oh... Come on.
517
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,177
Have you not learned a thing?
518
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,657
Recap!
519
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,528
Every superhero... [groans]
520
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,530
[growls]
521
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,574
[device beeping]
522
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,448
[low growl]
523
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,190
"True power isn't found
in magic rings.
524
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,670
"All you need to be super
525
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,194
"is to reach
deep within your..." [groans]
526
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,848
Reach in deep.
527
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,415
[gasps] That gives me an idea.
528
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,851
[growls]
529
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,287
Raven! Summon a portal,
530
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,941
so that I can reach inside
the magic hat
531
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,464
- from the outside.
- Got it.
532
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,947
[growls]
533
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,296
Gotcha!
534
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,993
Wonder Woman, quick!
Use your lasso.
535
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,037
On it.
536
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,780
Pull harder!
537
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,216
[Wonder Woman grunting]
538
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,305
My precious!
539
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,220
The ring is secure.
540
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,527
- [all whooping, cheering]
- All right.
541
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,096
Is that you, Beastie?
542
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,882
- [gasps] I shall do the hugs
and the squishies.
- [screeches]
543
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,451
See, Jess? A true hero
544
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,757
doesn't need powers after all.
545
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,368
You were right, Robin.
546
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,022
But having a Power Ring
certainly doesn't hurt.
547
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,938
I, Jessica Cruz,
of the Green Lantern Corps,
548
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,289
pledge to respect
the incredible power
549
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,117
of this super powerful
Power Ring.
550
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,337
And because it is so powerful,
551
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,253
I will always
hold its power tight
552
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,864
and never let anyone
take its powerful
553
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,866
powerfulness away!
554
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,999
Especially not Beast Boy.
555
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,219
I don't think
that'll be a problem anymore.
556
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,959
My precious.
557
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,222
[screeches]
558
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,010
[Cyborg] Man, I love chilling
in this Space House.
559
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,839
[sighs] It's so relaxing.
560
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,711
I, too, am feeling
the very relaxed.
561
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:40,195
Ah, there's nothing like
sitting around,
watching TV
562
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,892
while floating through space.
563
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,894
It is certainly a relief
564
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,288
to not be burdened with
unforeseen negative
circumstances.
565
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,855
- [S.H.A.D.
- I] Warning, warning!
566
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,074
What is wrong, Space House?
567
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,076
A giant meteor
is headed this way.
568
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,121
[all gasp]
569
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,949
That is the wonderful news.
570
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,908
A giant meatyor sounds
the delicious.
571
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,389
No, Starfire, he said meteor,
572
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,913
not meat-yor.
573
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,046
I do not understand
the difference.
574
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,091
Meteors aren't made out of meat.
575
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,137
It's hard to believe,
but Starfire is right.
576
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,748
This meteor is
totally made out of meat.
577
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,794
- [all gasp]
- [Starfire whooping]
578
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,076
We must do something about
that meteor
before it destroys us.
579
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,102
I know exactly what to do.
580
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,279
First, we need to become
rugged oil drillers.
581
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,629
Then, we need to dress up
like astronauts
582
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:25,196
and walk real slow
and dramatic, like,
towards our space shuttle.
583
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,720
After some emotional goodbyes,
584
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,287
we blast off into space,
585
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,897
and plant a bomb
deep inside that meteor
586
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,942
and blow it to pieces.
587
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:34,031
- [explosion]
- [all cheering]
588
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:37,121
Wait, isn't that just
the plot of that dumb
asteroid movie?
589
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,906
You mean Armageddon?
590
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,710
The greatest,
most implausible movie
of all time?
591
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,910
The Armageddon with
all the sappy Aerosmith songs
592
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:46,392
and starring America's favorite
apathetic action hero,
Bruce Willis?
593
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,219
Yes. Yes, it is.
594
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,787
Yeah, didn't that dude die
at the end of that movie?
595
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,312
Yeah, but he got to ride
the bomb like a horsey.
596
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,968
Ugh, that sounds like
a terrible idea, Cyborg.
597
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:01,450
The three of us shall
come up with a better plan
using our heads.
598
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,191
But we've only got
one shot at this.
599
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,367
How can we be sure
your ideas are gonna work?
600
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,851
-[S.H.A.D.
-I] You can
test them out in
the holographic chamber.
601
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,287
That is the brilliant idea,
Space House.
602
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,813
And I've got just the plan.
603
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:19,381
Does it involve
slow-motion walking
and dramatic music?
604
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:23,385
No, no, no, no.
It's much more sophisticated.
605
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,388
I'm gonna fly over that meteor
and destroy it
with my fists.
606
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:27,520
Ingenious!
607
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,522
[all cheering]
608
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,741
Take this! [grunts]
609
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,050
See, guys? I knew
my plan would work.
610
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,747
No, it didn't.
611
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,836
You just pounded that meteor
into a giant meat butt.
612
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:43,231
[all shrieking]
613
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,624
Well, then, what about this?
614
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:50,586
[shrieks] Now it is
the flame-broiled meat butt.
615
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,939
[grunting, blowing]
616
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:59,247
[shrieks] No, you have
turned it into
the frozen meat butt.
617
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,863
Space House, end simulation.
618
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,301
I can't believe
that didn't work.
619
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:11,955
It's okay, Kara,
620
00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:14,697
because I know how
we can solve our problem.
621
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:17,831
No, Cyborg, we are not doing
your Armageddon plan.
622
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:21,878
- Oh, man! Can we at least
rock out to some Aerosmith?
- Never!
623
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:24,881
Friends, what if instead of
destroying the meteor,
624
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,405
we lived upon it instead?
625
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,189
That's a great idea.
626
00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:30,278
Then, perhaps,
we should test it out.
627
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,589
I don't know, Star.
This place looks pretty empty.
628
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,808
Do you really think
we can live out here?
629
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,985
Indeed. All this place needs
is the small amount
of the elbow grease.
630
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:59,263
Check it out, guys.
I built these cozy little
meat cottages.
631
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:02,092
And I have built
this relaxing meat gazebo.
632
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:05,052
I built this meat bowling alley.
633
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,228
And I have built the meat DMV,
634
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:09,578
which shall only be open
from the 9:00 to 5:00,
635
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,494
and closed on major holidays.
636
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,976
Tell me, Cyborg,
is our new home
not the adorable?
637
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,065
I think it stinks.
638
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,067
Our new home does not the stink.
639
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,983
[inhales, grunts]
640
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:25,855
Yeah, it does.
I think the meat is starting to
go bad.
641
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:29,685
Friends, I think
our smelly situation has
attracted some visitors.
642
00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:31,948
Oh, no! Are those...
643
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,123
[all] Meat bears?
644
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:36,213
- [bears growling]
- [all shrieking]
645
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:38,781
Space House,
cease this simulation.
646
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:41,088
[all shrieking]
647
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:43,873
Terrific. That plan
didn't work either.
648
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:47,703
It is obvious now that
there is only one person
who can save us.
649
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,400
- Steve Trevor.
- What?
650
00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:51,707
You're seriously gonna
take advice from that dude?
651
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:54,493
He doesn't know
the first thing about
drilling for oil.
652
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,321
Correct. Steve Trevor
has a military background,
653
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,541
and is one of the most
brilliant men I know.
654
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:02,283
Plus, Diana has got
a huge crush on him.
655
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:05,155
Kara, please.
We are dealing with
a major crisis here.
656
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,288
I do not have time for romance.
657
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:10,900
[Diana chuckles] Steven.
658
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,642
- [continues chuckling]
- [Kara strains, grunts]
659
00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,383
Snap out of it, Diana.
660
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:16,882
You and Steve are supposed to
be coming up with a plan,
661
00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,821
not going on some virtual date.
662
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:21,650
You are right, Kara.
Steve and I shall
come up with a plan...
663
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:23,260
right after dessert.
664
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:27,874
- [Wagner's Bridal Chorus]
- [bear mumbling]
665
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,225
- [Starfire whooping]
- [Cyborg] Yeah! Awesome!
666
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,792
[Starfire whooping]
667
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:36,317
Congratulations.
I am the so very happy
for you.
668
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:40,234
Me, too. I'm sorry.
I just get so emotional
at weddings.
669
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:41,844
[Cyborg sobbing]
670
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,605
Now are you and Steve
gonna come up with a plan?
671
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,239
We're running out of time.
672
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:47,241
Yes, we shall come up
with a plan...
673
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:50,374
after we cut the cake.
674
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,464
Congratulations on purchasing
the new home.
675
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:56,163
Thank you, and we apologize
that it took so long.
676
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:59,209
Yeah, I was starting to think
you would never get out of
virtual escrow.
677
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,560
Will you come up with
a plan already?
678
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,866
Yes, Kara, we shall get started
on it right away.
679
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:11,787
Space House, end simulation.
680
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:14,877
[S.H.A.D.I.] Warning, warning!
Meteor impact imminent.
681
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,401
Oh, no! We are almost
out of the time.
682
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,795
Then can we please move forward
with my idea?
683
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,928
I suppose we do not have
any other choice.
684
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,756
There is no time to run
another simulation.
685
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,975
Great! Let's do this.
686
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,412
[rock music playing]
687
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,640
[spits]
688
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:41,512
Argh! Why are we wasting
all this time drilling for oil?
689
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,166
Because we have to get good
at drilling,
690
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,317
so we can dig a hole
deep enough to
691
00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:45,778
plant a bomb inside that meteor
692
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,649
and blow it up like they did
in the movie.
693
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,825
Couldn't we just use
our superpowers
to dig that hole?
694
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:53,220
No, silly.
They didn't use superpowers
in that movie.
695
00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:54,823
- Now get back to work.
- [Kara screams]
696
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,183
[Kara screams]
697
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,925
Nice work, team.
I think we're ready to launch.
698
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,937
It is a good thing
we decided to walk slowly.
699
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,418
Yeah. Slipping on a wet floor
is dangerous.
700
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:18,767
[shrieks]
701
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:21,117
Not to mention the embarrassing.
702
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:24,686
Cyborg, wait.
I can't lets you go
without saying goodbye.
703
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,992
I's gonna miss you.
704
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,994
I'm gonna miss you too, Beasty.
705
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:30,126
You be careful up there,
big guy.
706
00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:32,476
Don't worry. I'm only about to
fly through space
707
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,759
with a nuclear bomb strapped to
forty tons of rocket fuel.
708
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,437
What could possibly go wrong?
709
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,135
[all screaming]
710
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:43,922
[Cyborg grunts]
711
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,754
Diana, status report.
712
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:51,321
T-minus five minutes
until touchdown.
713
00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:55,108
Then there's just enough time
to do the most important thing
of all.
714
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,066
Ride this bomb like a horsey.
715
00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:58,894
Cyborg, get off that
nuclear weapon
716
00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:00,940
before it blows us
to smithereens.
717
00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:03,290
It's fine.
They did it in the movie.
718
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,509
But you were supposed to be
piloting the ship.
719
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:06,902
Will you two calm down?
720
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:09,122
It's called empty space
for a reason.
721
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,490
It's not like we're gonna
hit anything.
722
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:11,646
[Cyborg shrieks]
723
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,300
What was that?
724
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:14,756
[Diana] We're drifted into
a patch of space debris
725
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,520
which has damaged
both of our engines.
726
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,000
Oh, man!
727
00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,151
Somebody really should be
piloting this thing.
728
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,873
[all] Cyborg!
729
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,006
Not now. I need to make
an emergency landing. [grunts]
730
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,530
[all screaming]
731
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,838
[screaming continues]
732
00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:36,715
We're alive. Damage report.
733
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:41,589
The good news is,
the bomb is still intact.
734
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:44,810
But the bad news is,
the remote detonator
has been destroyed.
735
00:28:44,853 --> 00:28:47,160
Which means somebody is
going to have to stay behind
736
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,335
to trigger that weapon.
737
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,076
- Not it.
- No, Kara.
738
00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:51,904
I believe the honorable solution
739
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,253
is to draw straws.
740
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:54,689
That won't be necessary.
741
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,909
I'll be the somebody
that stays behind.
742
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,824
Are you sure about that, Cyborg?
743
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,477
Yes, I'm sure.
744
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,436
It was my dumb idea
that got us into this mess.
745
00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:05,569
I realize now that I shouldn't
look to Hollywood for ideas.
746
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,397
I should just use my head.
747
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:09,530
[Beast Boy] No!
Not like this, bro.
748
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,314
I so upset!
749
00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:13,229
I gots to listen to
some Aerosmith, yo.
750
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,623
[shrieks] Ouch.
751
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:18,299
[triumphant rock music playing]
752
00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,153
Sing that song, Steven Tyler.
753
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,981
You's my only friend now.
754
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,548
[sobbing]
755
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:37,079
[sobbing continues]
756
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,690
We're sorry for the way
things turned out, Beast Boy.
757
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:43,172
But we have brought you back
something that will
surely cheer you up.
758
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:44,608
Whaddup, my man?
759
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,697
Cyborg, you's alive!
760
00:29:46,741 --> 00:29:49,309
But I thought somebody had to
stay behind to
trigger that bomb.
761
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:52,442
That's right,
and some body did stay behind.
762
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,053
Mine.
763
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,016
[Robin sighs]
You know what, gang?
764
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:04,193
I am so glad we all decided to
vacation at this Space House.
765
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,934
And who cares
766
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,589
that we were invited under
"suspicious circumstances"?
767
00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,156
This place is the best!
768
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:12,985
-[siren blaring]
-[S.H.A.D.I.] Attention.
Attention
769
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:16,075
We will be arriving at
our destination
in just a few moments.
770
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,903
No way!
771
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:20,906
I didn't realize
our vacation home
was also a cruise ship.
772
00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:22,516
This is so cool!
773
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,518
Can anybody guess
where we're headed?
774
00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:26,085
The Emerald Forest of Oa.
775
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,826
The Fire Springs on Tamaran?
776
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,915
I hope we're headed to
that good space beach.
777
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,742
Wherever our destination
may lie,
778
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:34,006
I am sure it will be enjoyable.
779
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:39,968
[all gasping]
780
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,232
[burping]
781
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,246
Ooh, check out all those houses.
782
00:30:57,290 --> 00:31:00,032
And each one is filled with
heroes and villains.
783
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,511
[gasps]
784
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:03,165
I could have shared a house
with Batman?
785
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:04,514
Come on!
786
00:31:07,735 --> 00:31:10,607
Space House, can you please
tell us what is going on?
787
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:14,220
Why don't you come outside
and I'll show you.
788
00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:17,484
- [horn honking]
- Hello, Titans.
789
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,225
You've actually already met me
790
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:21,662
though my nifty AI unit,
S.H.A.D.I.,
791
00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:25,318
but now allow me to
officially introduce myself.
792
00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:27,233
I am Brainiac.
793
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:31,324
The multi-verse's
most brilliant mastermind!
794
00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:33,021
What's the meaning of this?
795
00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:35,719
For years, I have been
collecting heroes and villains
796
00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:37,286
from across the multi-verse
797
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,376
by offering them the one thing
they want most.
798
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:43,553
A free vacation!
799
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:47,557
And now that you are here,
my collection is
finally complete.
800
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,559
I am ordering you to let us go.
801
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:53,650
Forget it.
The all-powerful Brainiac
listens to no one!
802
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:57,480
Brainiac, you get over here
this instant, young man.
803
00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:58,525
Who's that?
804
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,005
My mom.
805
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,441
So act cool.
806
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:03,878
What is it, Mother?
807
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,836
You forgot to clean
your room again.
808
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,535
I'm sorry, but I've been
really busy lately.
809
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:11,886
With what? You're just
down there playing with
your little toys.
810
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,367
These people
aren't toys, Mother.
811
00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,325
They're collectibles.
812
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:19,154
Did you at least remember to
put on some clean underwear?
813
00:32:19,198 --> 00:32:22,070
- [Brainiac farts]
- You know, this is getting
really awkward, Brainiac.
814
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,985
Maybe we should wait inside.
[chuckles]
815
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,726
Stop embarrassing me, Mother.
816
00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,946
I'm an
inter-galactic super-villain.
817
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,513
More like an
inter-galactic disappointment.
818
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,689
Look at you. You're
a full-grown Android
819
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,474
who still lives with his mother.
820
00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:37,085
I told you I'm working on
moving out.
821
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:40,959
How? You got no money,
no job, and no girlfriend.
822
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,438
It's time for you to grow up.
823
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:45,006
I think it's time
we ended this conversation.
824
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,879
Wow, and I thought
I had family issues.
825
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,446
My mother just doesn't get it.
826
00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,448
I've tried acting more grown up,
827
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:56,104
but being an adult
is really hard.
828
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,453
Then maybe we can help you.
829
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:58,846
I'm listening.
830
00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:00,500
We'll teach you
how to act grown up.
831
00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,893
In exchange,
you shall let us go.
832
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,504
Deal. I'll do anything
833
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,114
to get my mother off my back.
834
00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,118
Okay, Brainiac,
835
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,120
we're going to help you find
a new career.
836
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,601
And do you know what you need
to get a good job?
837
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,038
Academic credentials,
letters of recommendation,
838
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,387
and a polished resume?
839
00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,607
Nah, son. A handshake.
840
00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:24,089
Because a handshake
is the key to making
a good first impression.
841
00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:26,047
Now, when givin' a handshake,
842
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,851
make sure the webbing
that connects your thumb
and forefinger
843
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,356
connects with the webbing
of the other person.
844
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,184
Don't you be giving nobody
no finger shake.
845
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:36,101
You gots to commit to
that handshake, son.
846
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,103
Also, make sure
your hand is dry.
847
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:42,107
Don't nobody want
that swamp hand.
848
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,586
Wipe that sweat off, boo.
849
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:44,935
And under no circumstances
850
00:33:44,979 --> 00:33:46,502
should you ever give
a weak handshake.
851
00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,245
Nobody wants to
feel like they're
852
00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,552
shaking hands with a dead fish.
853
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:54,138
And remember,
wash your hands thoroughly
854
00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:56,164
for at least 20 seconds,
855
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,688
and then, after doing so,
do not touch your eyes,
nose or mouth.
856
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,474
This is so confusing.
857
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:03,128
I am not sure I can do this.
858
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,086
Of course you can.
859
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:07,393
Just remember to look
your employer
straight in the eye,
860
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:08,568
maintain a strong grip
861
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,918
and don't let go until they do.
862
00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:13,181
Okay, I think I've got it now.
863
00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:15,053
Great! Then why don't you
give it a try?
864
00:34:17,838 --> 00:34:19,709
[shrieks] Let go, let go!
865
00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:21,885
But shouldn't I wait for you to
let go first?
866
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:22,929
No. [wincing]
867
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:27,500
It's time you got yourself
a girlfriend, Brainiac.
868
00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:29,154
But I don't know
the first thing about
869
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,938
the dating habits of women.
870
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:33,506
Oh, don't worry.
We'll walk you through
the process
871
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,595
by setting you up on
a mock date with Kara.
872
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,645
Now, the first thing
you wanna do
873
00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:44,473
is compliment your date
874
00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,345
and, you know,
give her a little gift.
875
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:47,259
Got it.
876
00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:48,956
My, my.
877
00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,741
You're looking
very adequate today.
878
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:52,873
This is for you.
879
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,744
It's the Bottle City of Kandor.
880
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,616
Just for fun,
I like to shake it up
881
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,748
and watch all the tiny people
freak out.
882
00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:00,620
[screaming]
883
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,926
That is horrible.
884
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,232
You don't like it?
885
00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:05,775
- [glass shatters]
- [tiny people screaming]
886
00:35:05,799 --> 00:35:07,298
Then, perhaps, you'd like
a snapping space turtle.
887
00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:09,455
- [turtle bellows]
- No, no, Brainiac, no.
888
00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:10,978
Uh, just give her these.
889
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,591
Now get your date to talk about
her interests.
890
00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:18,507
So, tell me about yourself.
891
00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:20,572
- Well, I'm
originally from Krypton...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh?
892
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,338
Boring. Can we just get to
the goodnight kiss?
893
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:25,558
Here you go.
894
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,690
- [turtle grunts]
- [muffled wincing]
895
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:33,783
Brainiac, if you wanna become
an adult,
896
00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,307
you have to
start dressing like one.
897
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,004
What are you talking about?
898
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:39,789
Check out my slick pink
vinyl white collar shirt.
899
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:43,837
My totally fly Go-go boots.
900
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,928
And my hipper than hip
jet black short shorts.
901
00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:50,844
How can you claim this is not
acceptable adult attire?
902
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,890
Um, well, how do I
put this politely?
903
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,980
You look like the mixture of
the nerd and the dweeb.
904
00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,982
A nerweeb, if you will.
905
00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:01,768
It's true.
I'm a complete disaster.
906
00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:04,988
I can't shake hands,
I can't talk to the ladies,
907
00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:08,340
and on top of all that,
I look like a total nerweeb.
908
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,689
I may as well face it.
909
00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,865
I'm not cut out to be an adult.
910
00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:13,823
[sobbing]
911
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:17,218
Oh, there, there, Brainiac,
we know change is hard.
912
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,654
But with a little more patience,
913
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,138
we're sure you'll get
the hang of it.
914
00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,138
[gasps]
915
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,081
Hello, Titans.
916
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:55,865
Check out my man Brainiac.
917
00:36:55,909 --> 00:36:58,259
You're all grown up. [sobs]
918
00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,521
Yup, thanks to you,
919
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,131
I've got a sweet combover,
920
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:04,352
a good job,
and a new girlfriend.
921
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:06,963
And because you held up
your part of the bargain,
922
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:08,356
it's time I held up mine.
923
00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,359
You're free to go.
924
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:13,535
Wow, thanks, Brainiac.
925
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:15,145
Oh, you don't need to thank me.
926
00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:17,017
Now that I'm an adult,
927
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,280
I realized that
collecting superheroes
is kid stuff,
928
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:22,805
which is why I've moved on to
a much more mature hobby.
929
00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,894
Destroying planets.
930
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,465
[all gasp]
931
00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:32,554
Think of
all the innocent worlds
that will be lost.
932
00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:34,208
You must reconsider.
933
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,646
You can't tell me what to do.
I'm an adult.
934
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,388
[laughing maniacally]
935
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:42,216
He makes a real good point.
936
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,889
Brainiac's mature enough to
make his own decisions now.
937
00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,089
But we have to do something.
938
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,308
Like what, Mama?
939
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:49,179
We can't take out
that giant laser.
940
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:50,224
Yes, we can.
941
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,660
As long as we work together.
942
00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:52,922
Wonder Woman is right.
943
00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,576
With all our powers combined,
944
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,380
we turned that sniveling dweeb
into a full-grown adult.
945
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,885
And if we could do that,
we could do anything.
946
00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:02,018
Cyborg, do you think you can
pilot the Space House?
947
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,672
I can fly anything.
948
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,592
Ready, team?
949
00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:12,290
[all] Ready!
950
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,334
Ready.
951
00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:14,857
Then it's time to blast off.
952
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,218
His throat is closing.
We're not gonna make it.
953
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,524
Aim for the uvula.
954
00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:36,226
[gags]
955
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:40,621
Fire away!
956
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,239
This isn't working!
957
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,937
Our fire power isn't enough.
958
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:54,549
That may be true,
but we are no longer alone
in this.
959
00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:55,681
Look around.
960
00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:02,644
She's right. Titans,
961
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,690
and every superhero
and supervillain
962
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,126
in the DC multiverse,
963
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,169
go!
964
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,971
Brainiac, look at
Mama's spaceship.
965
00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:26,886
You are such a disappointment.
966
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,367
I'm sorry, Mommy.
967
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,499
Nice team work, everybody.
968
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,863
[Raven] But how are we
gonna get all these people
back home?
969
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,721
It's simple. We don't.
970
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:37,157
This is where they live now.
971
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,420
That works for me.
972
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,553
Now let's go hit up
that space beach, yo.
973
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,685
[all cheering]
974
00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,905
♪ We gonna blast right off
And kick it at the... ♪
975
00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:47,210
♪ Space House!