1 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:07,789 ♪ Go! 2 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,233 ♪ T-E-E-N 3 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,669 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 4 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,889 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 5 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,546 ♪ Teen Titans, go 6 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,339 Man, give me that. 7 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,341 You'll never open it with them tiny baby hands. 8 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,647 I can open it. 9 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,127 I was just trying to be careful. 10 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,825 This could be a very valuable bag of chips. 11 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,044 But they're just chips, yo. 12 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,523 How can they be valuable? 13 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,830 Because of the sweepstakes. 14 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,006 Inside every bag, is a chance to win, 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,660 a kajillion dollars. 16 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,403 - The suspense is overloading my circuits. 17 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,840 Open the bag! Open the bag! 18 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,063 Did we win? 19 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,239 Hold on. 20 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,936 I think I see something at the bottom. 21 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:18,817 Oh, my goodness! We won! 22 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,297 We are rich! 23 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:21,820 We're not just rich. 24 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,388 We're filthy, stinking rich! 25 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,303 Yeah, like them corporate Fat Cats. 26 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,916 Yes. We shall live like the cats who are the fat. 27 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:35,007 And no one shall ever, ever the stop us! 28 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:36,965 Who is that? 29 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,842 - It's the IRS. - The I-R-what now? 30 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,323 The IRS. As in the Internal Revenue Service? 31 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,672 It's the government agency 32 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,370 responsible for collecting taxes. 33 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:53,069 And the taxes are... 34 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,549 I'm so glad you've asked, Star. 35 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,812 Money we pay to the government to fund vital services 36 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,857 like road maintenance, the fire department, 37 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:02,861 health inspectors, sanitation and much, much more. 38 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,299 But I don't want no government agents taking my money. 39 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,736 Yeah, it was hard opening up that bag of chips 40 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:08,887 and eating our way to the bottom. 41 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,173 Relax. 42 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,175 The IRS isn't going to take all of our money. 43 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,221 They're only going to take half. 44 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,833 - What... - ...the heck, Robin? 45 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,010 How greedy can these government agents get? 46 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,925 Look, even after we pay our taxes, 47 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,492 the amount of money we get to keep 48 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:25,710 is still obscene. 49 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:28,191 Forget it! I don't want to pay no taxes. 50 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,020 These IRS agents are straight up evil, dude. 51 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:33,370 I say we get the rid of them. 52 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:37,069 Great idea, Star. Azarath Metrion Zinthos. 53 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,291 What did you do, Raven? 54 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:44,512 I created a world where the IRS doesn't exist. 55 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:47,993 But without the IRS, no one will pay their taxes. 56 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:50,082 and all of the government services will disappear. 57 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:53,956 Fine by me. 58 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,827 We do not need the services, Robin. 59 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,177 Yeah, we's gonna spend our money 60 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,657 way smarter than them, dumb governmentalists would. 61 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,877 Now who's up for a shopping spree? 62 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,194 Yo, check this one out. 63 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,674 Ooh, it's got solid gold rims. 64 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,023 Elegance! 65 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,329 The jet engine! 66 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,026 Horsepower! 67 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,072 It's even got a hot tub. 68 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,815 So relaxing. 69 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,251 Water! 70 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,645 But buying a sports car is a huge waste of money. 71 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,386 It's going to lose a third of its value 72 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,865 the minute we drive it off the lot. 73 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,563 Who cares? 74 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,652 We've got suitcases full of money. 75 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,350 Yeah. And living that Fat Cat lifestyle, baby. 76 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,657 Now let us enjoy our new purchase 77 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,834 by making it go the... 78 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:46,878 Vroom! 79 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,839 Oh, yeah, this is gonna be sick. 80 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,992 Oh, man, not our beautiful car! 81 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,259 Ugh. I think it's totaled, yo. 82 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:22,697 Who put the cavities in the middle of the road? 83 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,829 Those aren't cavities. There are potholes. 84 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,831 Well, why isn't anyone fixing them? 85 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,312 Because no one is paying their taxes anymore. 86 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:32,184 No taxes equals no money for road maintenance. 87 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:39,322 Quick, Titans, we have to put this fire out immediately! 88 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,325 Relax, dude. All we gotta do is call the fire department. 89 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,349 We're sorry. The number you have reached is not in service. 90 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,723 Huh. Considering it's funded by tax dollars, 91 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,855 the fire department no longer exists. 92 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,818 That's okay. 93 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,861 I'm sure the blaze will eventually burn itself out. 94 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,257 Ooh. All of this excitement 95 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,738 has worked up quite the appetites. 96 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,348 I know a great burger place nearby. 97 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,089 - That sounds good. - Indeed. 98 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:09,483 Then let's buy a helicopter and fly there, y'all. 99 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,625 Wow. What a great use of our money. 100 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,020 We'll take four hamburgers... 101 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,065 And one veggie burger, please. 102 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,984 How much of the cash money do we owe you? 103 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:40,252 How can they charge us so much for the meat patties? 104 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,167 Because there's no tax funded government 105 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,995 to stop them from price gouging. 106 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,214 Okay, I'll pay it. 107 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,998 But this better be one tasty burger. 108 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,351 - Hey! 109 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,874 This is pretty good. 110 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:53,917 Mm-hmm? 111 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,105 But why does mine taste so crunchy? 112 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,055 Cockroaches! 113 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,408 Why are there so many bugs in our foods? 114 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,670 Because no taxes means 115 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,542 the city can't pay for a health inspector. 116 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,282 Ugh. I need to rinse my mouth out. 117 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,588 Here you go, mama. 118 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,026 Ew! What's wrong with the water? 119 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:18,247 The city's pipes are aging and fixing them requires... 120 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,727 Tax dollars. 121 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,903 I'm beginning to see how the lack of the taxes 122 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,471 can deteriorate our quality of the living. 123 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,038 So you're willing to start paying your taxes now? 124 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,214 - No, man, are you crazy? 125 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:32,000 We do not have to worry about a crumbling society 126 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,829 as long as we have the money. 127 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:35,873 Speaking of money, 128 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,111 we're down to our last suitcase. 129 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,833 So we need to make sure we don't lose it. 130 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,138 Don't worry, mama. 131 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,402 Ain'ts nothing gonna separate me from this money. 132 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,406 Ow! 133 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:50,888 No! 134 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,237 Our monies. 135 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,718 What's with all these wild animals running around? 136 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,198 Without budget-saving tax dollars, 137 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,243 the zoo must have been forced to release them. 138 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,332 Quick! Someone call animal control. 139 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,422 There is no animal control. 140 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,249 Oh, man. So now we're broke? 141 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:05,729 I'm afraid so. 142 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,471 Living in a tax free world is horrible. 143 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,995 Unless you have tons of money to fix all of your problems. 144 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:14,477 Then we need to fix this world by bringing back the IRS. 145 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,870 But I can't bring them back. 146 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:16,958 They no longer exist. 147 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:20,004 Then, perhaps, we should become the IRS 148 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,442 and collect the tax money ourselves. 149 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,356 Great idea, Star. 150 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,227 Then it's settled. 151 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,751 Teen Tax-Mans, go, collect! 152 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,712 Give us half of your pay check! 153 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,685 Teen Tax-Mans, 154 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,731 convert tax dollars into public services! 155 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,565 Hi-yah! 156 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,609 Whoo-hoo! 157 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,020 Good work, Team Tax-mans. 158 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,223 We've made a lot of progress. 159 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,458 But we still need more tax dollars 160 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,938 to fix the rest of the city. 161 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,005 But where are we supposed to get that money? 162 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,857 We've collected taxes from everyone. 163 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,467 Not everyone. 164 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,818 Oh, no. There's one group that is yet to pay their taxes. 165 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,994 The corporate Fat Cats. 166 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,387 How do we find them, yo? 167 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,824 Well, Fat Cats love staying on top. 168 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,305 So all we have to do is look up. 169 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:52,706 Whoa. Those are some big Fat Cats. 170 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,664 Now let's go get 'em. 171 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:58,929 Mr. Fat Cats... 172 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,848 These Fat Cats are really good at evading taxes. 173 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,372 We got a big one. 174 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,852 But he's so heavy. 175 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,637 We can't shakes the monies out. 176 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,943 - Argh! 177 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,815 These Cats have learned to become tax exempt. 178 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,691 Oh, mans. We never gonna get that money. 179 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,041 If only there was a way we could outsmart them. 180 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,696 Hmm. I've got it! 181 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,743 We'll use the one thing no Fat Cat can resist. 182 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,005 A loophole. 183 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,933 Quick! Close the loopholes! 184 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,240 Whoo-hoo! We did it! 185 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,245 Ooh, yeah! 186 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,901 With all the taxes collected, 187 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,816 we were able to restore Jump City, 188 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,818 to its former publicly-funded glory. 189 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,168 I think we all learned a valuable lesson today 190 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,388 about the importance of paying our taxes. 191 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,607 Oh. 192 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,826 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 193 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,741 Oh, the yes. 194 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:12,785 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 195 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,180 You guys didn't learn anything, did you? 196 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,052 Uh, nope.