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♪ Go!
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Man, give me that.
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You'll never open it
with them tiny baby hands.
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I can open it.
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I was just
trying to be careful.
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This could be a very
valuable bag of chips.
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But they're just chips, yo.
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How can they be valuable?
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Because of the sweepstakes.
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Inside every bag,
is a chance to win,
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a kajillion dollars.
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- The suspense is
overloading my circuits.
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Open the bag! Open the bag!
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Did we win?
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Hold on.
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I think I see
something at the bottom.
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Oh, my goodness!
We won!
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We are rich!
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We're not just rich.
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We're filthy, stinking rich!
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Yeah, like them
corporate Fat Cats.
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Yes. We shall live
like the cats who are the fat.
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And no one shall ever,
ever the stop us!
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Who is that?
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- It's the IRS.
- The I-R-what now?
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The IRS. As in
the Internal Revenue Service?
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It's the government agency
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responsible for collecting taxes.
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And the taxes are...
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I'm so glad you've asked, Star.
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Money we pay to the government
to fund vital services
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like road maintenance,
the fire department,
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health inspectors, sanitation
and much, much more.
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But I don't want no government
agents taking my money.
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Yeah, it was hard
opening up that bag of chips
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and eating our way
to the bottom.
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Relax.
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The IRS isn't going to
take all of our money.
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They're only
going to take half.
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- What...
- ...the heck, Robin?
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How greedy can these
government agents get?
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Look, even after
we pay our taxes,
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the amount of money
we get to keep
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is still obscene.
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Forget it! I don't want to
pay no taxes.
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These IRS agents
are straight up evil, dude.
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I say we get the rid of them.
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Great idea, Star.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
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What did
you do, Raven?
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I created a world
where the IRS doesn't exist.
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But without the IRS,
no one will pay their taxes.
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and all of the government
services will disappear.
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Fine by me.
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We do not
need the services, Robin.
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Yeah, we's gonna
spend our money
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way smarter than them,
dumb governmentalists would.
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Now who's up
for a shopping spree?
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Yo, check this one out.
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Ooh, it's got solid gold rims.
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Elegance!
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The jet engine!
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Horsepower!
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It's even got
a hot tub.
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So relaxing.
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Water!
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But buying a sports car
is a huge waste of money.
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It's going to lose
a third of its value
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the minute
we drive it off the lot.
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Who cares?
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We've got suitcases
full of money.
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Yeah. And living that Fat Cat
lifestyle, baby.
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Now let us enjoy
our new purchase
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by making it go the...
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Vroom!
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Oh, yeah,
this is gonna be sick.
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Oh, man, not our beautiful car!
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Ugh. I think it's totaled, yo.
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Who put the cavities
in the middle of the road?
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Those aren't cavities.
There are potholes.
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Well, why isn't anyone
fixing them?
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Because no one is paying
their taxes anymore.
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No taxes equals no money
for road maintenance.
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Quick, Titans, we have to
put this fire out immediately!
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Relax, dude. All we gotta do
is call the fire department.
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We're sorry.
The number you have
reached is not in service.
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Huh. Considering
it's funded by tax dollars,
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the fire department
no longer exists.
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That's okay.
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I'm sure the blaze will
eventually burn itself out.
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Ooh. All of this excitement
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has worked up
quite the appetites.
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I know a great
burger place nearby.
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- That sounds good.
- Indeed.
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Then let's buy a helicopter
and fly there, y'all.
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Wow. What a
great use of our money.
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We'll take four hamburgers...
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And one veggie burger, please.
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How much of the cash money
do we owe you?
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How can they charge us so much
for the meat patties?
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Because there's
no tax funded government
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to stop them
from price gouging.
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Okay, I'll pay it.
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But this better be
one tasty burger.
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- Hey!
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This is pretty good.
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Mm-hmm?
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But why does mine
taste so crunchy?
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Cockroaches!
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Why are there
so many bugs in our foods?
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Because no taxes means
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the city can't pay
for a health inspector.
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Ugh. I need to
rinse my mouth out.
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Here you go, mama.
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Ew! What's
wrong with the water?
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The city's pipes are aging
and fixing them requires...
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Tax dollars.
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I'm beginning to see
how the lack of the taxes
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can deteriorate
our quality of the living.
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So you're willing to start
paying your taxes now?
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- No, man, are you crazy?
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We do not have to worry
about a crumbling society
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as long as we have the money.
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Speaking of money,
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we're down
to our last suitcase.
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So we need to make
sure we don't lose it.
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Don't worry, mama.
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Ain'ts nothing gonna
separate me from this money.
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Ow!
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No!
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Our monies.
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What's with all these
wild animals running around?
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Without budget-saving
tax dollars,
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the zoo must have been
forced to release them.
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Quick! Someone call
animal control.
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There is no animal control.
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Oh, man.
So now we're broke?
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I'm afraid so.
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Living in
a tax free world is horrible.
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Unless you have tons of money
to fix all of your problems.
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Then we need to fix this world
by bringing back the IRS.
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But I can't bring them back.
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They no longer exist.
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Then, perhaps,
we should become the IRS
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and collect
the tax money ourselves.
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Great idea, Star.
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Then it's settled.
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Teen Tax-Mans, go, collect!
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Give us half
of your pay check!
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Teen Tax-Mans,
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convert tax dollars
into public services!
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Hi-yah!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Good work, Team Tax-mans.
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We've made a lot of progress.
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But we still need
more tax dollars
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to fix the rest of the city.
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But where are we
supposed to get that money?
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We've collected taxes
from everyone.
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Not everyone.
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Oh, no. There's one group
that is yet to pay their taxes.
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The corporate Fat Cats.
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How do we find them, yo?
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Well, Fat Cats
love staying on top.
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So all we have
to do is look up.
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Whoa. Those are
some big Fat Cats.
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Now let's go get 'em.
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Mr. Fat Cats...
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These Fat Cats are really good
at evading taxes.
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We got a big one.
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But he's so heavy.
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We can't shakes
the monies out.
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- Argh!
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These Cats have learned
to become tax exempt.
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Oh, mans. We never
gonna get that money.
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If only there was a way
we could outsmart them.
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Hmm. I've got it!
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We'll use the one thing
no Fat Cat can resist.
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A loophole.
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Quick! Close the loopholes!
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Whoo-hoo! We did it!
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Ooh, yeah!
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With all
the taxes collected,
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we were able to
restore Jump City,
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to its former
publicly-funded glory.
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I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today
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about the importance
of paying our taxes.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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Oh, the yes.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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You guys
didn't learn anything, did you?
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Uh, nope.