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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go! ♪
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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I love house sitting
for Bruce Wayne.
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Oh, the yes.
It is the so much fun.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it, you two.
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[Beast Boy] Ha-ha.
Check the sword out, yo.
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[nervously] Put that back.
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[gasps] Careful, Cyborg.
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That priceless antique
has been in the Wayne family
for generations.
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Relax, dude. I'll be careful.
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Yo, Beastie, go long!
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I got it. My bad.
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Would you guys cut it out?
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I promised Bruce
that nothing bad
would happen while he's gone.
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Where is the B'man, anyway?
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He's on a mission
to track down Clayface.
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[gasps] You mean
the fearsomest of the foes made
from the modeling clay?
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That's the one.
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Now, listen, I'm going to
put this back in the study,
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so promise me you won't
touch anything while I'm gone.
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[all] We promise
not to touch anything.
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But we didn't promise
not to shoot anything.
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Raven, pull.
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[woman screaming]
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Someone's in trouble.
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[Robin in female voice] Aah!
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What is all of the commotion?
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[nervously] I heard
a strange noise coming
from this bathroom,
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and look, somebody killed
Bruce Wayne's toilet.
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So what?
It's just a toilet, dude.
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This isn't just a toilet.
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This is Bruce's personal toilet,
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[gasps] and when he finds out
it's dead, there's no telling
what he'll do to us.
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Relax, Robin.
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It's not like Bruce Wayne's
the type of guy that goes
around seeking vengeance.
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Are you crazy? It's all
about vengeance with that guy.
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Which is why
we need to figure out
who's responsible,
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so the rest of us
will be spared
from his terrible punishment.
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- Well, wasn't me.
- Or the me.
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It wasn't us neither, yo.
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Well, it had to be one of you,
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and if no one is willing
to come forward, then I'll just
have to solve this mystery
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using some fancy detective work.
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Voila.
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[snorts] Sorry, like,
what's with the outfit, Robin?
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It's elementary, my Dear Raven.
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You have to look fancy
in order to do
a fancy detective work.
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But your coat has the tiny cape.
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Ha-ha, and the hat's got
two brims, yo.
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You don't look fancy,
you look ridiculous.
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[all laughing]
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What a dweeb!
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Silence!
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Now, follow me, Titans,
for you are about to witness
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the fanciest detective work
the world has ever seen.
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Ooh, that sure is some fancy
detective work, Robin.
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Give it up, bro.
You ain't gonna find
nothing in there.
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Oh, really? Then what is this?
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The garbage that is the useless?
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No, it's proof that Beast Boy
killed Bruce Wayne's toilet.
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Aah.
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See, his footprint matches
the one on the toilet paper.
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But why would Beast Boy
have done it?
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To hide his secret love affair.
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Oh, snap!
Bruce Wayne's got that good
triple ply toilet paper.
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[woman softly] Triple ply.
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Oh, wow.
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This stuff is so much softer
than that cheap stuff
Robin buys.
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Man, I love this stuff.
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[Robin] But Beast Boy's
love affair didn't end there.
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Oh, no. He became obsessed
with it, then wasted
the entire roll.
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[knocking at door]
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[Cyborg] Yo, Beastie,
you in there?
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[knocking at door]
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[Robin] But he didn't wish
to get caught.
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So he flushed it all
down the toilet until
it choked!
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Robin's right, yo.
I did waste all
that good toilet paper.
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But then I fished it out
and used it to TP
his motorcycle.
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- What? Why?
- So friend Beast Boy
is the innocent. Hooray!
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But what about you,
Lady Starfire?
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When was the last time you used
that bathroom?
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To do the brushing of the teeth.
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Hmm, was that the only thing
you did in there, or did you
also kill Bruce Wayne's toilet?
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Huh? Huh?
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[objects clattering]
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Why would Starfire do it?
She loves inanimate objects.
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Because she went too far.
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Hello there, friend.
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The greetings. My name
is Captain Toothpaste,
and I fight the germs.
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[in male voice] Oh, really?
Well, I am the terrible toilet
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and I am going to spread
my germs all
over this bathroom.
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[flushes]
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[laughs mischievously]
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Not today, potty mouth,
for I am going to clean
up your act.
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[in male voice] We'll just see
about that... grenade spray!
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Ugh!
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[in male voice]
Heated seat singe!
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Aah, this warm seat is making
me mildly uncomfortable.
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[in male voice]
Blow dryer blast.
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Oh, no. I am the no match
for him.
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Yes, you are.
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You just need to strengthen
your enamel and brighten
your smile.
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Four out of five dentists
survey agreed
you can do this.
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You are right.
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Cleaning that toilet may be
the dirty job, but somebody
has to do it.
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Toothpaste attack! Doo do doo!
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[squirts]
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[in male voice] No!
That toothpaste is going
to clog my drain.
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[giggles]
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Robin is correct.
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Captain Toothpaste
and the terrible toilet
did do the battling.
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But then, Admiral Plunger
swooped in to save the day.
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[in male voice] Plunging power!
Plunge!
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Plunge, plunge...
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See, I knew Starfire
didn't do it.
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Hmm, perhaps not.
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But one of you is definitely
hiding something.
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We're not hiding anything
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[metal clangs]
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[blasts]
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[screaming]
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Quickly, Titans, apprehend him.
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Aah.
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Aha! You see this?
It proves that Cyborg
is our killer.
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But for what reason, Robin?
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Because he got in over his head.
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Come on. Where is it?
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[grumbling]
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[objects clattering]
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It's got to be
around here somewhere.
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Booyah!
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Time to lie down the pole,
baby. Whee!
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[laughing]
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Whee!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Whee... Aah.
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What? This isn't a pole.
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It's a doo-doo pipe.
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[grunts]
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Man, Bruce Wayne is nasty.
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I better fix this leak
before I get in over my head.
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[grunts]
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Phew, that was close.
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[gasps]
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[Robin] And so Cyborg caused
one plumbing disaster
after another,
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which backed up the pipes
and killed the toilet.
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It's true. I did cause
those leaks,
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but then I fixed them
with my expert handiwork.
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Booyah, good as new.
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[gaks]
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See, Robin, Cyborg
didn't kill the toilet either.
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[coughs] No. But with that foul
smelling breath of yours,
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I'm beginning to suspect
that you did.
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Uhh. Why would I do it?
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To get revenge
for last Thanksgiving.
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[grunts] Hurry up. I really
gotta go. I gotta go!
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[toilet flushes]
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[laughs cunningly]
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Pee-yew!
Smells awful in there.
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If you wanna strike fear
into the hearts of criminals,
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just give them a whiff of that.
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Couldn't you have
lit a bat-candle or something?
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[laughing cunningly]
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[Robin] But the smell
didn't end there.
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Oh, no. It stunk up
Raven's room for weeks
and drove her mad.
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[ominously] I can't
take it anymore!
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I must have my revenge!
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[Robin] And so she went
to work consuming foods
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that would turn her bowels
into a ticking time bomb.
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And once Raven got
to Wayne Manor,
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she released that bomb
and killed the toilet.
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[explosion]
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[glass breaks]
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[gasps]
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He's right. I did set off
a revenge bomb in that toilet.
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But with all the fiber I ate
it easily flushed away.
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So if Mama Rae-Rae
didn't kill the toilet,
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then who done did it?
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[thunderclap]
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[all] Alfred?
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Of course, the butler did it.
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But why, pray tell,
would I do it, Master Robin?
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[creaks]
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So you could cover up
a previous crime.
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Oh, dear. I forgot to feed
Master Bruce's fish,
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-Bat fishy.
-[Cyborg yelps]
What's down here?
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I must hide the evidence.
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Yo, check this room out.
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Whoo-hoo. I love house
sitting for Bruce Wayne.
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- Uhh, ow. Uhh, ow, ow.
- [Starfire] This is
so much fun.
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[gasps]
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[Beast Boy] Ha-ha.
Check this sword out, yo.
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[Cyborg] Yo, Beastie, go long!
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[Beast Boy] I got it!
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[Beast Boy] My bad.
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[groans] Uhh.
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[groans]
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[Alfred] Uhh.
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Would you guys cut it out?
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I promised Bruce
that nothing bad
would happen while he's gone.
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[Robin] Alfred then disposed
of the body and clogged
the toilet.
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But Master Robin,
that wasn't what happened
at all...
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[thunderclap]
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[all gasp]
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Alfred killed
your toilet, Bruce.
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I did not. It was them.
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Shhh...
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[energy pulsating]
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[beeping rapidly]
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[groaning]
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[Titans] Clayface?
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So let me get this straight,
Clayface was posing
as the toilet the whole time?
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That's right.
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With Batman hot on my tail,
I decided to hide
in this random mansion,
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and disguised myself
as a toilet to throw him
off the scent.
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But you Titans kept ruining
that plan with your disgusting
bathroom behavior.
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Which is why you faked
the toilet's death,
so we'd leave you alone.
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That's right.
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I may be a super villain,
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but when it comes to using
the bathroom, you Titans
are the real monsters.
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Revenge bomb...
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[groans]
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[all laughing]
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Oh. that's just nasty. [farts]