[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go
[vehicles honking]
Urgh, t's hotter than Hades today.
Today, I'm sweating like a pig! [squeals and panting]
[crackling]
My circuits are melting. Turn off the AC!
[tapping]
I can't. It's already blowing at maximum.
Perhaps you should roll down the windows, Cyborg.
[lowers window]
[all screaming]
Roll it back up! Roll it back up!
If we're going to survive this heat wave, something drastic has to be done.
Which is why we're going to get...
ice cream!
[all whooping and cheering]
[Cyborg] Booyah!
[tires screeching]
I love me some of that good ice cream.
And there's no better place to get good ice cream...
[tires screech]
Than Mr. Freeze's Frozen Freeze.
Ooh, I have an idea.
Let's go to Joker's Gelato instead.
[tires screech]
Oh, yes, that is the wonderful idea, Cyborg.
[grumbles] But that place is the worst.
They denied me a free scoop on my birthday.
[comedy music playing]
[laughing]
You did used to be Batman's sidekick.
Can you really blame him?
And the besides, it is just the one scoop.
What is the deal that is so big for you?
Because ever since I was robbed
of my free birthday scoop, my life has gone downhill.
My teammates lost respect for me.
Starfire refused to date me.
And my hairline receded by two millimeters.
Man, you brought that on yourself.
How about some personal responsibility?
You do have the rage issues.
I do not have rage issues!
Now we are getting ice cream,
and that's final!
[Cyborg] Joker's Gelato, here we come, baby!
[Beast Boy] Whoa.
Check out all these flavors, yo.
- Cesar Romero cookie dough. - [Joker laughing]
And the Zach Galifinak "Bliss".
[clown horn sounding]
I told you guys.
- Joker's Gelato is the best. - [door opening]
Well, look who decided to show up.
Shall I get you the booster seat, Robin?
Ha-ha-ha. So funny.
I'm not here to eat.
I'm here to inform you that I've just accepted a job at Mr. Freeze's Frozen Freeze.
And as part of our latest promotion,
we're offering free scoops on any day.
Not just your birthday.
Did you say any day?
Whoa, that's a pretty good promotion.
Thanks. It was my idea.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I see what you're doing here.
You're trying to steal customers away from Joker's Gelato
- so you can put him out of business. - That's right.
[gasps] How could you do that to our beloved gelato store?
They deserve it for robbing me of my free birthday scoop.
And now I will have my revenge.
That's cold, dude.
Well, cold is how revenge is best served.
Now, who wants a free scoop?
- Ooh, I do, I do. - Me too, yo, me too.
You are going with him?
Meh, sorry, but this deal's too good to pass up.
Welcome to Mr. Freeze's Frozen Freeze.
Now, what can I get you?
I don't know. What kinds of flavors do you gots?
Oh, we have a wide selection from slow-churned vanilla...
[woman reading seductively]
to soft serve vanilla.
[woman reading seductively]
That ain't a selection, fool.
Don't you have something more exotic?
Of course. Over here we have French vanilla.
[woman reading seductively in French accent]
Whatever. Just give us some ice cream.
Here you go.
Uh, where do we sit?
Outside?
But it's so hot out, our ice cream is melting.
Exactly. And then you can come back in and buy more ice cream.
See how that works?
Oh, man! This place stinks!
[Starfire] Hey!
Then perhaps you should come back to our store!
[blows party horn]
Wait, You two are working at Joker's Gelato now?
[Cyborg] That's right!
We aren't going to sit by and let you run our favorite gelato place out of business!
- Instead, we shall run the you out of the business, Robin! - [scoffs]
I'd like to see you try!
But I think you'll find that my customers are incredibly loyal!
- No, we ain't. - Your stores horrible, Robin.
Wait! Uh, I'll make you a deal.
If you come back now, I'll let you use the toilet for free.
[circus music playing]
Welcome to Joker's Gelato!
Where having fun is our motto!
[squeaking]
Uh, what's with all the clowning around?
Well, since this is Joker's Gelato
we decided to run with the whole clown motif and help attract customers.
- [ticks and dings] - [clown laughs]
Ding-dong!
The clock has just struck the gelato!
And you know what that means!
[both] It's time for a whole lot of gelato!
- [sirens wailing] - [bell ringing]
This place is amazing, yo.
[jolly music playing]
I never want to leave.
So... They think they can ruin my plan, huh?
Well, I too can play this game.
[beeping]
Batman! Come quick. Crime in progress at Joker's Gelato
[explosion]
Here we go. [snickers]
He is totally gonna take them down. [laughs]
[circus music playing]
[grunts in frustration]
Now who wants a face full of whipped cream?
Ooh, ooh, over here, yo, over here!
[glass shattering]
Returning customers.
I don't want to be here!
Blech! This place is so boring.
No, it's not.
It's fun and exciting because I'm about to make
a fresh batch of ice cream using this liquid nitrogen machine.
[powering up]
Whoa-ho-ho, that is exciting.
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Yes. I'm doing science and science is fun and exciting.
But is that machine supposed to catch fire like that?
No, no, no,
We better get out of here before that thing blows.
Wait! Come back! I assure you everything is under control!
[explosion]
[freezing up]
[cold winds howling]
[shivering]
What happened?
Well, you plunged the entire world into an Ice Age.
Now give up this silly revenge game and come inside
before you catch a death of cold.
[shivering] Never.
That place robbed me of my free scoop.
Please, Robin, you must reconsider.
Forget it.
I'll take my chances in the cold.
[wolf howling]
Yeah, he's a goner.
[wind whistling and blowing]
[shivering] Free birthday scoop.
- Still so m... so m... so mad. - [wolves howling]
[wolves snarling]
[growls]
[screaming]
[growls]
[snarling]
Well, come on then.
You want a piece of me?
- [gripping] - [growling]
[winds howling]
This is turning out to be the worst experience ever.
At least we have not been eaten by the wolves as Robin surely has.
[wolf howling]
[Raven] Oh no, the wolves have picked up our scent.
They's here to eat us too, yo.
[snarling]
[barks and howls]
[teeth chattering]
Oh, my goodness!
- It's Robin! - I don't believe it.
He's alive.
I'm more than alive.
I have become one with the wolf.
[all howling]
And with my new pack,
I shall get my revenge on Joker's Gelato
and all of you who stood in my way.
[growls and barks]
- [howling] - [wolves growling]
Whoa, he's completely lost it.
[whimpers] We must barricade the windows.
[wolves banging]
It all could have been different if I had just gotten my free
birthday scoop!
[snarls, barks and howls]
[Beast Boy screaming]
[dings and laughs]
Nice work. That should hold them.
- [all screaming] - [Beast Boy yelping]
Oh, no, Beast Boy!
Leave him alone, you animals!
Quick, follow me.
[lock clicks]
[doorknob rattling]
[rattling stops]
[all sigh]
That was close.
- [growling] - [Raven screaming]
Friend Raven!
- [screaming] - [toilet flushing]
We gotta get outta here!
- [snarling] - [both yelping]
[howling]
[growling]
[growls, barks and howls]
Is this really still about the free birthday scoop?
[grunts in assent]
Then, here, man, you can have your free scoop.
[sniffing]
So we're all good, right?
[dog-whistling]
- [all wolves snarling] - [Titans screaming]
[slurps] Mm. This gelato is pretty good.
- [barks and howls] - [wolves howling]