[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[all gasp]
Good news, Titans.
Today is the day our new smoothie machine gets delivered.
[all cheering]
I can't wait to taste them frosty treats, yo.
So when's it gonna get here?
Oh!
Let's see.
[digital beeping]
[intense music playing]
Oh, it's three houses away.
Two houses away.
- [buzzing] - It's here!
[all cheering]
- [elevator dings] - Booyah!
[all gasp]
Hey, there's nothing here.
Where's our package?
I don't know. My tracker shows it got delivered.
[automated voice] Delivered.
Hold on. I'll check the security footage.
[whirring]
[gasps]
I should have guessed. Porch Pirates.
- [all] Porch Pirates? - What are those?
They're dirty thieves who prowl neighborhoods
searching for packages, and when they find one,
they steal it, costing consumers billions of dollars each year.
- Those monsters. - The Pirates of the Porch
are the lowest of the low.
And I can't believe they took our smoothie machine!
We gots to get it back from them.
Don't worry, I have an idea.
[electrical buzzing]
Here's the plan, Titans.
I've placed an electrified net over that box.
When the pirates try to steal it... zap! Nab him!
[all talking indistinctly]
Hey! They got away with the package.
So much for your trap, Robin.
I don't understand what happened.
Why didn't it trigger?
- [electricity crackling] - [screams]
Okay. This time, I've rigged the box itself.
When the pirates grab it, they'll get blasted
with the most fearsome prank weapon of all...
The glitter bomb.
[all talking indistinctly]
They took the box again.
- [Robin] Huh? - And your pants too, yo.
[groans]
Okay. This time, we hide inside the box,
and when the pirates come to steal us, we jump them.
[Beast Boy] Ooh, I can't waits to see the looks on the pirates' faces.
[Starfire] Perhaps we should make the box noises
to make our trap appear the more convincing.
[Cyborg] Oh! You mean like...
[Cyborg makes creaking sound]
[Raven] No. That sounds more like a crate.
[Robin] Boxes don't make noises.
No. Keep it down.
I will lose the element of surprise.
[all grunt]
[pirate] Arrr!
We fetched more than discount electronics this time, lads.
[squawking]
[all] Porch Pirates!
Give us back our smoothie machine,
you box-stealing bottom feeders.
Ha-ha. You landlubbers have some fight in ya.
I like that.
So I'll make ye a deal.
I'll give you back your package as soon as you got me a new one.
- Forget it. We're not thieves. - Very well.
Then I'll feed you to the land sharks.
[whistles]
Ahh. I don't want to be eaten by no land sharks.
Me the either.
Relax, Titans. He's bluffing. There's no such thing as land sh...
[screaming]
- [all gasp] - [Starfire] It's true.
- [barking] - [Cyborg] They do exist.
Okay, okay, we'll get a package for you.
Just please let us live.
Splendid.
Now hoist and current set sail, lads.
We got some thieving to do.
[squawks]
Aha. That'll be our prey.
You expect us to grab a package from Dr. Light?
Aye. You want to earn back your smoothie machine, don't you?
Now get going.
[Cyborg whimpers]
[barking and growling]
Phew!
That was easy.
[whistling]
[digital beeping]
Arrr. The mechanical fool.
What a disappointment!
Let's hope your shipmates do better.
[robotic noises]
[Starfire in robotic voice] The greetings.
We are the typical robot henchmen one-zero-zero-one.
[Raven] And we are here to retrieve the brains package for him,
Optimus Prime, our duty to Johnny 5 and other '80's robots.
[Starfire in normal voice] I do believe they are the buying it.
[both giggle]
- [gun firing] - [both scream]
Ye kids today.
No work ethic.
[squawks]
But practice makes perfect.
Careful getting that package, Beast Boy.
Why? Because it might be a glitter bomb?
No, because Wayne Manor is surrounded by security.
Hey there, Ace. Long time no see.
[growling]
[clears throat] You want a treat, boy?
Oh, how about your bone?
I knows what he want, your chew toy.
[Robin] Ow, ow. Bad dog. Bad dog.
[screams] Get off of me, yo!
[Robin screaming]
Let me guess. You didn't get the package.
Axis Chemicals?
You want us to snatch a package from the Joker?
That sounds the dangerous.
Aye, it is. How do you think I got me peg leg?
And me hook hand? And me hook leg and me peg hand?
He's a nasty clown.
[squawks]
Now, this is your last chance.
If you mess this up, I'll feed your smoothie machine
to the land sharks and ye along with it.
[land sharks barking]
- Okay, okay. - But that place is a fortress.
How are we going to get in there?
By trying the direct approach.
- Ha-ha. - [all cheering]
[makes gun firing sound]
[engine revs]
[all gasp]
Booyah!
There. We held up our end of the bargain.
Now give us back our smoothie machine.
Of course. It's behind those boxes on the starboard side.
Where? I don't see nothing.
Keep looking.
[all screaming]
Hey, what are you doing, bro?
Isn't it obvious, bro?
I'm stranding you on this deserted island.
You can't do that.
You must honor our deal.
[laughs] There is no honor among thieves.
Now, I hope you all enjoy your new home.
So long. [whistles]
[ship horn blows]
Hey, get back here!
- [barking] - [screams]
Don't worry, Titans.
We'll find a way off this island in no time.
[land sharks growling]
[moans]
It's hopeless, yo.
We'll never get off this island.
[wind blowing]
[gasps] A box!
What's in it, Beast Boy?
Nothing. Someone ate the bottom.
[screams]
[all gasp]
[gulps]
Hey, Dangerous. He's just hungry for cardboard boxes.
Titans, I have a plan.
Oh! Looks like we've struck the mother lode.
[squeaking]
[whistles]
[barking]
Ahoy, Porch Pirates.
Go... ghost.
Land sharks astern! Load the cannons. Fire!
[land sharks barking]
Faster you sloths. They're a-gaining.
Prepare to be boarded.
[gasps]
Whoo!
Yeah, boy.
Booyah.
- [whooping] - [neighing]
[all cheering]
[screams]
[barking]
[screams]
Emergency!
[all cheering]
[all talking together]
Justice is served.
Check it out. I thinks I found our smoothie machine.
[hesitates] Wait. Don't open it.
[horn blowing]
[automated voice] Delivered.