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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go! ♪
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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[bats screeching]
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[tires screech]
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[both chuckling]
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[glass squeaking]
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[clears throat]
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[growls]
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[bell dings]
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- [buttons beeping]
- [both laugh]
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[laughter continues]
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[horns honking]
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[digital barking]
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[gasps]
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[rock music playing]
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[all] Whoa, it's Booster Gold!
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That's right, Titans.
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It is I,
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Booster Gold!
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I come from the future
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and I'm here to warn you
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of your terrible fate.
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Oh, nos! We's has
a terrible fate?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I've never heard of
[mockingly] Booster Gold.
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[scoffs] Sounds like
a made-up name.
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How do we know this guy's
really from the future?
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Well, Robin, if I didn't have
advanced perception
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of exactly how the time
continuum will unfold,
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then how would I know
you're about to...
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- break your ankle?
- Aah!
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[all exclaiming] Wow!
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How could he possibly have known
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that was going to happen?
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Because I'm from the future.
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And you're wasting
precious time.
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There's only one way
to avoid your terrible fate.
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Tell us, tell us!
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Eh, I'm going to need 50 bucks.
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Fifty bucks?
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How could that possibly
have anything to do
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with preventing
our terrible fate?
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Robin, it's absolutely
imperative
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that you give me 50 bucks.
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Or you'll end up
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- with a fractured rib.
- [groans]
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[cash register dings]
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His knowledge of future events
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continues to be the spot-on.
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Now, I'm also gonna need
your TV, your couch,
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refrigerator, DVD collection,
microwave
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and that rug.
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Nicely done.
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That ought to change
the timeline
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just enough for you
to avoid that
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terrible fate.
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What is this
terrible fate anyway,
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Mr. "I'm From The Future"?
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Well, if you must know,
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in the future, Robin here
becomes an evil villain
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and destroys the world
as we know it.
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Anyway, gotta go. Ta-ta.
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[all gasp]
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Get him!
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What? No!
He was obviously lying.
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[grunting]
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[male narrator] Hey, folks,
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bring your
most interesting valuables
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and have them expertly appraised
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by your host,
the renowned Sticky Joe.
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[bell dinging]
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Howdy.
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I purchased this
at the little garage sale.
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It is in the beautiful
condition,
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but I do not know of its value.
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Hmm.
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Howdy.
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[mumbling]
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[exclaims]
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[Starfire gasps]
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Oh, my!
I am the rich, the rich!
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[gasps] Oh!
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[both laughing]
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[bell dings]
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[all laughing]
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[female narrator reading]
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Presenting Judge Silkie
in Grub Justice.
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[audience gagging]
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Case number 121.
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[female narrator speaking]
The plaintiff claims that in
spite of numerous warnings,
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the defendant continues to use
her personal toothbrush.
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That is the correct, Your Honor.
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And I have
the evidence to prove it.
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Gross!
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Oh, that's gross!
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What's the big deal?
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I put it back.
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And that's not all, Your Honor.
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This nasty dude
has been using my soap
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and getting his filthy hair
all over the bar.
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Check it.
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[all gagging]
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Oh, come on.
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Nothing wrong with a little
gorilla booty hair.
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That's nothing compared
to what I've been through.
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Just look at this appalling act
that I caught on camera.
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[all gasp]
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[screaming]
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That was still
a perfectly edible sandwich!
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The defendant is sentenced
to 50 licks.
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Aah!
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[bell dinging]
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Ugh, gross.
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[female narrator reading]
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This very delicate doily
has been handed down
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from my great-great-grandmama,
to my great-grandmama,
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to my grandpappy,
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all the way down to me.
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It's got a lot
of sentimental value.
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I would never want
to part with it,
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but, you know,
I just was curious
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as to what its value might be.
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[sniffs] Howdy.
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[mumbles]
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[bell dings]
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Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!
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I'm selling that raggedy
old napkin
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and buying me a boat!
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I'm rich, so rich!
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[gasps, screams]
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No!
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[all scream]
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[all laughing]
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[whirring]
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[instrumental music playing]
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[microwave beeps]
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Attention, Mama!
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- You, there.
- [feedback whines]
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Please be aware of the gap
between the cushions.
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They can separate and create
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a very harmful situation.
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[feedback continues]
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Repeat.
That is a restricted area.
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If you do not cooperate,
I will have to close the couch
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until further notice.
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That was
for your own safety, Mama.
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Sir!
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Please chew slower, sir.
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Sir!
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I present to you,
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The Good Caterpillar, issue 1.
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Initial print run,
mint condition.
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It's got to be
worth a fortune, right?
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Oh, howdy.
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[mumbling]
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[gasps] Whoo-hoo!
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Yes! I'm rich!
In your face, Bruce Wayne.
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I don't need your
allowance anymore. Ha-ha!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[sobs] No!
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[continues sobbing]
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[man] I've seen enough,
I'm outta here.
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[woman] Time to go!
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[all laughing]
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Hippity hoppity,
plippity, ploppity.
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Splishity, splashity,
mishity, mashity.
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[imitates buzzer sounding]
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[Beast Boy] Yo, the sun
was shining on Jump City.
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It was so nice,
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I decided to hit the streets.
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But after walking for miles,
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my fancy gators was killing me.
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So I hit up the shoe shop,
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and got me some sick kicks.
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[coughing]
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But the shop owner charged me
an arm and a leg.
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The guy was a total clown.
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[horn tooting]
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So, I split.
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Then I hooked up with Cy.
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That dude is my homey.
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Boo-yah.
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We hit the gym and got swole.
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- We was looking fire.
- [both screaming]
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Then we got a crime alert,
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but you know how we roll.
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We'd rather go home and chill.
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And keep it real low-key.
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[plays bass note]
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But then, Robin
showed up all salty.
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The dude is a total wet blanket.
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So we ghosted that fool.
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Overall, it was
a pretty fly day.
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I guess you could say
I totally nailed it.
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And that's why
they call me the GOAT.
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[braying]
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[all laughing]
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[creaking]
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[meows]