[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme music playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEN
♪ Teen Titans, go
[g] ♪TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEN
Hello, Titans.
[all] Control Freak!
What do you want, you insufferable insult dealer?
Actually, I have something nice to say to you.
- [all gasp] - What?
I finally figured out what I like about your show.
Ooh, ooh, is it me? Am I the something?
[in deadpan voice] I bet it's me. I'm hilarious.
Uh, no, it's the commercials,
which are the only good thing about your awful show.
[sobbing]
That's not nice at all.
Well, your show isn't nice.
Watching it is pure torture.
So now I'm going to torture you by adding more commercials.
[gasps] You would not the dare.
[laughs] Stick around and find out.
[all] No.
We'll be right back!
Start your day off right with Soggy Titans,
made with real marshmallow superheroes.
[all screaming]
Control Freak put us in a cereal commercial?
Mmm. We taste pretty good, yo.
[gasps]
Milk!
[all groaning]
- It's soy. - Look, they expand.
- We are absorbing the milk. - And getting all soggy.
But the best part about Soggy Titans is the taste.
[all screaming]
Move!
[screaming, grunting]
[Control Freak] And don't forget, every box of Soggy Titans
comes with a special prize.
A live scorpion? What's wrong with you?
[Control Freak] Soggy Titans is an unhealthy part of an incomplete breakfast.
[all screaming]
- Whoa! We're back! - Thank the goodness.
That is not how I like to start off my day.
We have to stop Control Freak before he tortures us with more commercials.
Look. His signal is coming from Broadcast Bluff.
Titans, go!
[Raven] Ugh.
Hope we can stop Control Freak before he puts us in another commercial.
Well, according to the laws of television,
our show can only cut to commercial after a cliffhanger.
So, as long as we avoid them, we should be fine.
But what is the cliffhanger?
It's a moment of suspense that triggers a commercial break.
Likes if we was about to get into a car accident?
Likes we is now?
[all screaming]
We'll be right back!
Commercial hydraulics,
a heavy-duty chassis and a comfortable ride.
Please don't sit on me.
[Cyborg groans]
This is the Cyborg series lawn mower,
and it's perfect for mowing down those pesky weeds.
Run!
[panting, screaming]
But the Cy series lawn mower doesn't just cut weeds.
No, it also chops them into fertilizer.
[all screaming]
[grunting]
So get your Cyborg series lawn mower today,
because this baby can do all kinds of dirty work.
[Cyborg whimpering]
[Titans screaming]
Before the break, the Titans were on their way
to Broadcast Bluff when things took a wrong turn.
We already established this, dude.
We do not need a recap.
Fine. We're back.
[screaming continues]
[explosion]
[gasps] We survived!
Follow me, Titans. Broadcast Bluff is this way.
We need to get to the top so we can shut down Control Freak's signal.
But remember, avoid cliffhangers.
How's we supposed to do that
when we's literally surrounded by cliffs?
Just focus on your balance.
Like so.
- [grunts] - [all gasping]
Help! I can't hold on much longer.
We'll be right back!
Look out.
The mountain's under attack by the evil Titans.
We ain't attacking no mountain.
And who are you calling evil?
Freak Action Team is on it.
Slime Freaker, reporting for duty.
Ugh! He slimed us!
[Control Freak] Feel the wrath of my spring-loaded kick.
[groans]
[screams]
I think you broke something. [grunts]
Activate secret Freak-quarters.
Okay, okay, we surrender.
Please, there is no more need for the violence.
We got 'em!
Freak Action Team figures each sold separately
Kids, bug your parents until they buy you the whole set. [chuckles]
[Robin straining]
Out of the commercial, but still not out of danger.
Hold on!
[Robin grunts]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[screaming continues]
[groans]
Thanks, Raven. That was close.
We've got to do a better job of avoiding cliffhangers.
Then perhaps we should do the slowing of the down.
Yeah. It ain't like them cliffhangers be coming after us.
Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
- [howling] - [all screaming]
We'll be right back!
Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory.
Crazy fun with crazy clay.
Now you can make a snack at Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory.
- We start with the bun. - [groans]
This toy is evil!
[Control Freak] Then we make the patty.
[grunts] Someone shut this factory down!
We need some tomato.
No, no, hold the tomato!
[screaming]
[Control Freak] And don't forget the lettuce.
Oh, my leavsies! [groans]
I'll take a side of fries with that.
[screams]
I prefer my fries in the waffle form.
[Control Freak laughs] Now, it's time to feed Freaky Jeeves.
[all groaning, grunting]
The Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory.
Batteries not included because the toy company's too cheap.
[wolves growling]
[screams]
[screaming]
[grunts] Ow! Ow!
[whimpers, screams]
[groans, laughs]
Ooh!
[grunting]
Quick, Titans.
We can lose the wolves by climbing up these rocks.
[all screaming]
[all grunting]
Oh, no! It's a rockslide!
We'll be right back!
When it comes to laundry, there's soft...
- and then there's Silkie Super Soft... - [belches]
...because Silkie Super Soft
is the only fabric softener made from Silkie's all-natural saliva.
[all grunting]
Just pour it on your laundry.
[all groaning] No!
[thuds]
[bell dings]
And voila! Your clothes leave the dryer feeling Silkie Super Soft.
[shudders]
And no static cling makes folding a breeze.
[screaming]
[Control Freak] Silkie Super Soft.
Find it wherever mutant larvae are sold.
Look out!
Phew! We made it!
Come on, it's time to shut Control Freak down.
Well, hey there, Titans.
Have you been enjoying your new commercials?
I know I have.
Your career in advertising is over, Control Freak.
We're putting an end to your twisted little game.
Ooh, a final showdown, the perfect cliffhanger for another commercial break.
Only this time, you won't be returning to your regularly scheduled program.
That may be, but we're in control now.
[beeps]
We's be right back!
[whimsical music playing]
Ha, ha, ha!
It's the sale of the century!
Control Freak is going out of business.
- Everything must go... - [siren wailing]
...including him.
[screams]
We's slashing prices.
And blowing up the inventory.
[grunts]
It is the sale of the total liquidation.
Blech! So gross.
[groaning]
[sighs] We did it.
We no longer have to suffer the torture of the commercials.
Best of all, we don't have to worry about anymore dumb cliffhangers.
[growling]
[all screaming]
We'll be right back!
[growls]