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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEN
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[g] ♪TEEN-EEN-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEN
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Hello, Titans.
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[all] Control Freak!
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What do you want,
you insufferable insult dealer?
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Actually, I have something nice
to say to you.
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- [all gasp]
- What?
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I finally figured out
what I like about your show.
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Ooh, ooh, is it me?
Am I the something?
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[in deadpan voice]
I bet it's me. I'm hilarious.
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Uh, no, it's the commercials,
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which are the only good thing
about your awful show.
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[sobbing]
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That's not nice at all.
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Well, your show isn't nice.
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Watching it is pure torture.
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So now I'm going to torture you
by adding more commercials.
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[gasps] You would not the dare.
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[laughs] Stick around
and find out.
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[all] No.
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We'll be right back!
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Start your day off right
with Soggy Titans,
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made with real
marshmallow superheroes.
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[all screaming]
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Control Freak put us
in a cereal commercial?
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Mmm. We taste pretty good, yo.
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[gasps]
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Milk!
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[all groaning]
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- It's soy.
- Look, they expand.
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- We are absorbing the milk.
- And getting all soggy.
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But the best part about
Soggy Titans is the taste.
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[all screaming]
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Move!
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[screaming, grunting]
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[Control Freak]
And don't forget,
every box of Soggy Titans
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comes with a special prize.
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A live scorpion?
What's wrong with you?
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[Control Freak] Soggy Titans
is an unhealthy part
of an incomplete breakfast.
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[all screaming]
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- Whoa! We're back!
- Thank the goodness.
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That is not how I like
to start off my day.
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We have to stop Control Freak
before he tortures us
with more commercials.
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Look. His signal is coming
from Broadcast Bluff.
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Titans, go!
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[Raven] Ugh.
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Hope we can stop Control Freak
before he puts us in
another commercial.
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Well, according to the laws
of television,
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our show can only cut to
commercial after a cliffhanger.
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So, as long as we avoid them,
we should be fine.
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But what is the cliffhanger?
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It's a moment of suspense
that triggers
a commercial break.
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Likes if we was about to get
into a car accident?
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Likes we is now?
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[all screaming]
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We'll be right back!
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Commercial hydraulics,
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a heavy-duty chassis
and a comfortable ride.
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Please don't sit on me.
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[Cyborg groans]
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This is the Cyborg series
lawn mower,
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and it's perfect
for mowing down
those pesky weeds.
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Run!
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[panting, screaming]
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But the Cy series lawn mower
doesn't just cut weeds.
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No, it also chops them
into fertilizer.
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[all screaming]
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[grunting]
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So get your Cyborg series
lawn mower today,
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because this baby can do
all kinds of dirty work.
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[Cyborg whimpering]
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[Titans screaming]
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Before the break,
the Titans were on their way
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to Broadcast Bluff
when things took a wrong turn.
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We already
established this, dude.
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We do not need a recap.
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Fine. We're back.
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[screaming continues]
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[explosion]
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[gasps] We survived!
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Follow me, Titans.
Broadcast Bluff is this way.
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We need to get to the top
so we can shut down
Control Freak's signal.
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But remember,
avoid cliffhangers.
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How's we supposed to do that
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when we's literally
surrounded by cliffs?
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Just focus on your balance.
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Like so.
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- [grunts]
- [all gasping]
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Help! I can't hold on
much longer.
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We'll be right back!
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Look out.
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The mountain's under attack
by the evil Titans.
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We ain't attacking no mountain.
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And who are you calling evil?
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Freak Action Team is on it.
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Slime Freaker,
reporting for duty.
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Ugh! He slimed us!
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[Control Freak] Feel the wrath
of my spring-loaded kick.
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[groans]
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[screams]
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I think you broke something.
[grunts]
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Activate secret Freak-quarters.
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Okay, okay, we surrender.
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Please, there is no more need
for the violence.
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We got 'em!
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Freak Action Team figures
each sold separately
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Kids, bug your parents
until they buy you
the whole set. [chuckles]
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[Robin straining]
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Out of the commercial,
but still not out of danger.
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Hold on!
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[Robin grunts]
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[screaming continues]
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[groans]
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Thanks, Raven. That was close.
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We've got to do a better job
of avoiding cliffhangers.
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Then perhaps we should do
the slowing of the down.
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Yeah. It ain't like them
cliffhangers be coming
after us.
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Oh, I wouldn't be too sure
about that.
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- [howling]
- [all screaming]
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We'll be right back!
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Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory.
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Crazy fun with crazy clay.
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Now you can make a snack
at Freaky Jeeves
Burger Factory.
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- We start with the bun.
- [groans]
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This toy is evil!
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[Control Freak]
Then we make the patty.
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[grunts] Someone shut this
factory down!
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We need some tomato.
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No, no, hold the tomato!
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[screaming]
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[Control Freak]
And don't forget the lettuce.
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Oh, my leavsies! [groans]
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I'll take a side of fries
with that.
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[screams]
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I prefer my fries
in the waffle form.
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[Control Freak laughs]
Now, it's time to feed
Freaky Jeeves.
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[all groaning, grunting]
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The Freaky Jeeves
Burger Factory.
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Batteries not included
because the toy company's
too cheap.
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[wolves growling]
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[screams]
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[screaming]
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[grunts] Ow! Ow!
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[whimpers, screams]
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[groans, laughs]
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Ooh!
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[grunting]
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Quick, Titans.
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We can lose the wolves
by climbing up these rocks.
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[all screaming]
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[all grunting]
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Oh, no! It's a rockslide!
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We'll be right back!
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When it comes to laundry,
there's soft...
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- and then there's
Silkie Super Soft...
- [belches]
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...because Silkie Super Soft
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is the only fabric softener
made from Silkie's
all-natural saliva.
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[all grunting]
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Just pour it on your laundry.
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[all groaning] No!
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[thuds]
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[bell dings]
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And voila! Your clothes
leave the dryer feeling
Silkie Super Soft.
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[shudders]
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And no static cling
makes folding a breeze.
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[screaming]
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[Control Freak]
Silkie Super Soft.
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Find it wherever mutant larvae
are sold.
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Look out!
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Phew! We made it!
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Come on, it's time to shut
Control Freak down.
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Well, hey there, Titans.
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Have you been enjoying
your new commercials?
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I know I have.
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Your career in advertising
is over, Control Freak.
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We're putting an end
to your twisted little game.
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Ooh, a final showdown,
the perfect cliffhanger
for another commercial break.
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Only this time, you won't be
returning to your regularly
scheduled program.
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That may be,
but we're in control now.
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[beeps]
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We's be right back!
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[whimsical music playing]
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Ha, ha, ha!
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It's the sale of the century!
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Control Freak is going
out of business.
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- Everything must go...
- [siren wailing]
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...including him.
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[screams]
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We's slashing prices.
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And blowing up the inventory.
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[grunts]
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It is the sale
of the total liquidation.
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Blech! So gross.
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[groaning]
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[sighs] We did it.
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We no longer have to suffer
the torture of the commercials.
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Best of all, we don't have
to worry about anymore
dumb cliffhangers.
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[growling]
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[all screaming]
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We'll be right back!
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[growls]