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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go! ♪
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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[Beast Boy yelps]
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Good news, Titans!
We've just hit a big milestone!
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Aww, everything seems big
to you, little guy.
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No, this is actually big.
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We've just reached
the 365th episode
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of Teen Titans GO!
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[all] Whoa.
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That's one episode
for every day of the year.
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Oh, snap. I wonder
what our crew
has in store for us?
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No. We can't leave
an important episode like this
up to those nincompoops.
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- [alarm blaring]
- [barking, shrieking]
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This episode needs to be
handled by a big-name
Hollywood director.
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- Steven Spielberg?
- One that's a visionary.
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Wes Anderson?
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One that's controversial.
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Spike Lee?
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And most importantly,
one that's super jacked!
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[gasps]
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There's only one person
that can be, yo!
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[all] Zack Snyder!
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He's directed
all the great superheroes:
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Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman!
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And the Aquaman played by
the hunky Jason Momoa!
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[yowling]
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Plus, he's made epic movies
about zombies and barn owls.
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Yo, if he can make
barn owls look epic,
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imagine what he could do
with us.
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And we deserve
a 365th episode
that's truly epic.
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We deserve the "Snyder Cut."
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Then we better hurry.
The 365th episode
is already underway.
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Don't worry, Zack Snyder
can fix it in post.
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Indeed, he can fix
the anything in post
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Now let's get
that Snyder Cut, yo!
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Titans GO! To Hollywood!
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Hello. We're here
to see Zack Snyder.
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Hmm. You're not on the list.
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Come on, brah. It's us.
The Teen Titans.
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We don't need to be on no list!
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Well, in that case...
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That's better.
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[all screaming]
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This is the awful.
We cannot get the Snyder cut
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if we cannot even talk
to the Snyder himself!
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Then we'll just have to take
the V.I.P. route.
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This is the V.I.P. route?
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Yes. No normal person
would go this way.
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Of course not.
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We're crawling
through the sewer, man.
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It does not appear that
the Warner Brothers Studio
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has performed much in terms
of the regular maintenance.
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Don't worry. I'm sure
this bridge is perfectly...
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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[rats chittering]
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I thinks they got
a rodent issue down here.
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Fun bit of
Warner Brothers. trivia:
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Back in the 30s, an actor
complained about rats
on the lot,
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so the studio let a bunch
of cats loose
to terrorize the rats...
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[cats yowl]
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...driving them underground,
where they still live
to this day.
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[growling]
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[screeching]
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I think they want a fight.
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Then let's give 'em one.
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[exclaims, meows]
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Meow, meow!
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You are no match for a princess!
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[grunting]
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You want to chew on something?
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Chew on this!
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[yells]
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[rat chittering]
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There's only one left!
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I got it!
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[rat squeaking]
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Uh, that doesn't sound good.
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What are we under right now?
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The LA River.
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[yells] What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry.
I can hold it back!
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- Ahhh!
- [all screaming]
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- I was wrong! I was wrong!
- [all coughing]
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[all coughing]
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LA River water.
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Look, we made it
onto the Warner Brothers lot!
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[all cheering]
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Uh, guys?
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Oh hey, security man. Can you
point us in the direction
of Zack Snyder?
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- Out!
- Oh, man!
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This bro's kicking us bros
off the Bros' lot, yo!
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Then we shall do
the kicking back.
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[yells]
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The ow.
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[both scream, grunt]
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[wincing]
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I think I broke my toe.
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Ahhh! My ankle!
Oh, my ankle!
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[braying]
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Ah! It's not working!
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We are no match for this
guardian of security.
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Speak for yourself.
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Lady Legasus!
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We are Titans!
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[yelling]
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[water splashing]
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- [rats chittering]
- [security guard screaming]
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We should probably
get out of here.
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[panting]
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[Raven] Whoa.
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[Beast Boy] They must be
filming a big budget
zombie movie.
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Why do they look like
they're hibernating?
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Oh, they're just zoned out.
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They must be waiting
for their lunch break to start.
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We can also break for the lunch.
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There is the extra food for us.
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Ah, thank goodness.
All the sneaking around
has worked up my appetite.
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[all gobbling]
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[all gulp, sigh in relief]
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[alarm ringing]
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What was that?
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That must be the signal
for their lunch break.
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[snarling]
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[extras] Lunch... Lunch...
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Lunch...
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[gasping]
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This wasn't extra food.
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This was extra food.
Food for the extras.
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[growling]
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- I think they're hangry!
- Titans, run!
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[all] Lunch!
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There! A getaway vehicle!
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[growling]
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[tires screeching]
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Yeah. They're too deprived
of energy to chase us.
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Oh, the hooray!
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Nice work, Titans.
Now, be on the lookout
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- for Zack Sny...
- [tires screech]
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Guys, there's Zack Snyder's
parking space!
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This must be his office!
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[Raven] And it appears he's got
someone standing watch.
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That's not just anyone
standing watch.
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That's versatile actor,
Patrick Wilson!
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What up, Patrick my man?
Can we get by?
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We are here to ask
for the Snyder cut
of our 365th episode.
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Oh. Sorry, I can't let
you guys in.
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I promised Zack I'd be his...
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[whooshing] Watchman!
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[all] Cool! Nite Owl!
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That's right. Now I'm going
to need you kids to go home.
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But we came all this way.
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Let me speak to this guy
owl-to-owl.
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- [hooting]
- Uh, no.
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- [hooting]
- No, no.
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[hooting]
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No, not if you buy me
lunch, either.
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Listen, pal, I am not
letting you guys in.
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Aw, man! There's no getting
past this guy.
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I've got an idea.
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Look, there goes Aquaman.
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- Where?
- Right over there, Patrick!
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Call me... [whooshing]
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...Ocean Master.
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The throne is mine, Aquaman!
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[shouting]
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Two-ninety-eight.
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[straining] Two-ninety-nine...
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Three hundred!
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Whew! That felt good.
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Zack Snyder!
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A gym in your office?
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Pretty cool, man.
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Thanks, guys.
Teen Titans, right?
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[gasps] He knows who's we is.
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Zack. May I call you Zack?
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It's the 365th episode
of our show,
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and we want the best
for our fans.
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We'd like you to give us
the Snyder cut.
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Hmm. Hmm. [clicks tongue]
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Sounds interesting.
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Really?
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You have the interest?
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Sure. What did
you have in mind?
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I could give you
the epic period piece look.
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Or the dark and broody style.
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Or the post-apocalyptic cut.
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Whatever you think
would work best.
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Yeah, man, we love your style.
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You love my style?
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Awesome. Well, I can
definitely give you that.
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All right. Now sit down.
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Relax and let me work my magic.
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Oh, man. This is gonna
be epic!
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[Parademons growl]
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Let's go wild on these fools!
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Titans, go!
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Where did the rain come from?
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Who cares? The rain makes this
battle look way more epic!
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[screeching]
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[Robin grunting]
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[roars]
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[arm powering up]
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Tell me, Darkseid.
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Do you bruise easily?
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Robin! Wake up, Robin.
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- Wake up!
- [Robin yelps]
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I'm done. I'm done
with the Snyder cut.
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[Robin] I was just
dreaming about that.
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Well, you're not
dreaming anymore.
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In fact, I gave you
all Snyder cuts.
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What? No, we didn't want
your haircut.
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We wanted you to direct
our 365th episode!
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I would, you see,
but it's already over.
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Can you not fix it
in the post of the production?
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Sorry, Titans. Truth is,
it's just not salvageable.
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[groans]
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We're not getting
the Snyder cut.
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Look on the bright side, Robin.
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We may not have gotten
an A-list Hollywood director,
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but at least now
we all look like one.
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Booyah!
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[intense music playing]