[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ TEEN - EEN - EE - EE -EEN ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
This is gonna be the best Christmas ever, yo!
Indeed, it is the most magical of the times.
We've got the tree, the lights.
All we need now are the presents.
This year, I asked Santa for custom accessories for the T-Car.
I am hoping to receive the tiny new pet.
I asked for some snacks.
[stomach rumbles]
[burps loudly]
I just want some peace and quiet.
And this will be the year
I finally get what I've always wanted.
A best friend.
[people] Aw!
Man, I can't wait until Santa shows up with all our presents.
Oh right, I just remembered. Santa ain't coming this year.
[all gasp]
What do you mean he's not coming?
Well, I kind of sort of got him locked up in prison.
[all gasp]
You did what?
I had no choice.
It was the only way I could stop him from taking over the other holidays.
But without Santa around to give us presents,
Christmas will be ruined.
Relax.
Christmas ain't about presents.
It's all about love, peace and spreading good cheer.
[Raven] Give us a break!
Those things are garbage compared to getting presents.
I can't believe we've been good all year and we won't get anything to show for it.
This is the horrible.
We must do the something.
I've got it.
We know where Santa is, right?
So we just need to bust him out.
Are you crazy, man?
You want us to break into prison on Christmas Eve?
-Exactly. -And how are we supposed to do that?
By going undercover.
[horn honks]
[all scream]
[Raven] Just look at this place.
-It's like a who's who of terrifying villains. -[growls]
I'm having second thoughts about this plan.
[shudders] Perhaps we should do the hiding?
These dudes are making me nervous, yo.
Just remain calm.
All we need to do is pick a fight with the biggest villain in here
and then the rest will leave us alone.
You want a piece of me, Bane?
Well, you can have it.
[grunting]
Stop! Stop!
I don't wanna fight you.
I just wanted to bring you this welcome basket.
Wow! That was really thoughtful of you.
Now get lost!
[gasps]
[crying]
Okay, Titans, now that we've demonstrated our dominance, it's time to find Santa.
Uh, guys?
It can't be!
It isn't.
It is!
[all] Santa!
Prison life has made him jacked.
[angrily] Ho, ho, ho!
Santa?
Well, well.
If it isn't Beast Boy and the other garbage children.
Here's the deal, yo. We's here to bust you out so you can deliver our presents.
Forget it.
I'm not going anywhere with you.
You're the reason I'm in this dump.
But wouldn't you rather spend Christmas outside these walls?
No.
There's nothing for me out there anymore.
What about the reindeer?
My reindeer?
[scoffs]
Our relationship soured the moment I got locked up.
I do miss them terribly.
It would take a Christmas miracle
to get us back together. And without them,
I have no reason to leave these prison walls.
We thought you might say that.
Which is why we went ahead and set up a little visit.
Go to them, yo.
Prancer? Vixen? Comet?
I'm surprised you came.
[grunting]
Yes, of course.
I've thought of you every day.
[growls]
What... You what now?
You don't believe me?
[hisses]
Hey, hey, hey! You can't just walk away.
You filthy animals.
Let me try speaking to them.
Reindeer to reindeer.
Listen, bros.
Christmas ain't no time for fighting.
[grunts]
It's a time to put our differences aside
and focus on the true meaning of the holiday.
Presents.
So what do you say
you and Santa make peace on Earth
so we can get our greedy hands on some gifts?
We always did have so much fun
delivering those presents together.
Don't you remember?
[all exclaim]
[Santa sadly] Ho, ho, ho!
I miss all of you so much.
I'm so sorry.
So does this mean we're getting back together?
All right, you garbage kids, let's break out of this joint.
Listen close, Santa.
We've got a foolproof plan to get you out of here.
Beast Boy, the map!
I didn't bring no map, fool.
How dare you forget the map?
You just doomed the entire mission.
Easy, fella.
Easy.
I know this prison like the back of my hand.
[chuckles maniacally]
Okay. Here's the plan.
We're going to escape through the chimney
in cell block D and distract the guards with a Christmas party.
Raven and Cyborg will be in charge of making the invitations.
Starfire will procure the decorations
and Beast Boy will score the food.
Sounds good, yo.
But I's gonna need a distraction
so I can sneak into the kitchen.
Santa and I can help with that.
Now, is everyone ready?
Then let's do this, yo.
[Robin whistles] Yo, Bane!
You again?
Listen, I do not want any of the trouble.
Too late, punk.
You got trouble.
Guards!
Bane's on a rampage.
Help! Ow! Help! Ow!
-He's a mad man! -Come on.
-No, what are you-- -Guards! Please, lock him away.
He's attacking me!
[Robin whimpering]
Stop! What are you doing? I do not want to fight you.
I have only got one more day left on my sentence.
-[groans] -[guard] Correction.
You now have 100 years for fighting in the mess hall.
No!
-I'm going to break you for this, little man. -Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.
Did you get everything, Beast Boy?
Oh, you knows it.
I even got some for me.
These are gonna be
the best invitations ever.
I made one for the T-Car, too.
And I made one for Robin.
[both laugh]
The dirty. The gross. The yuck.
Ugh, these prisoners are the filthy!
[mouse squeaks]
[Starfire gasps]
Well, hello there, little friend.
These disgusting prison issued socks will make the lovely
Christmas stockings for our party, don't you think?
[squeaks]
Joy!
[chuckles]
[chattering indistinctly]
[festive music playing]
[all laughing]
It appears everyone is enjoying the party.
-Then it's time for us to make our escape -We better hurry.
Christmas starts in an hour.
To the chimney, yo!
[suspenseful music playing]
Oh, mans. It's blocked off.
Now what?
Here you go.
An early Christmas gift
my reindeer smuggled in.
A fruit cake?
Yeah.
Except this fruit cake
is packing a surprise. [chuckles]
Sweet! I can use these to chisel a way through.
-[clanging] -But it's going to be loud.
Just get to work.
We'll take care of the noise.
-[all chattering indistinctly] -[mic feedback]
[clears throat]
Ladies and gentlemen
and criminal masterminds of all ages.
We present to you a Christmas jingle.
[strums "Jingle Bells"]
♪ Jingle bells ♪
♪ Prison smells ♪
♪ Like these garbage kids ♪
♪ Santa's rude ♪
♪ Cy's my dude ♪
♪ Hope he's Breaking through, hey! ♪
♪ Jingle bells ♪
♪ Sorry, cannot stay ♪
♪ This was fun Now we have to run In Santa's getaway sleigh ♪
-♪ Hey! ♪ -[prisoners cheering]
You're just in time.
-I think I hear Santa's sleigh up on the roof. -[bells jingling]
And out climbs good old Santa Claus.
Haha, I'm free!
[chuckles]
Thanks for the help, kids.
Now, wait right there.
I've got a special surprise
for you.
You're double crossing us?
But what abouts our presents?
You garbage children don't deserve presents
after everything you've put me through.
I'm putting you on the permanent naughty list.
Merry Christmas.
[laughs maniacally]
[all scream]
It's official.
Another Christmas ruined.
[melancholy music playing]
Yeah, this Christmas stinks, yo.
I can't believe Santa double crossed us.
And the worst part is we don't get any presents.
-[squeaks] -But friends,
did we not receive everything we wanted this year?
I now have the adorable pet.
Starfire's right. I did get these custom plates for the T-Car.
I got some snacks.
[Raven] I'm finally getting some peace and quiet.
[Cyborg] And it looks like Robin got a new best friend.
-[alarm blaring] -[Santa] Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas to all.
And to all a good night. [cackles]