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We are crushing this project, Val.
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I thought it would take a lot longer,
but then again, we are geniuses.
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Thanks for letting us work here.
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I have three little brothers,
so my house is like a zoo.
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One of them even poops with the door open.
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Psh, who does that?
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I think you meant to write "boron."
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"I think you meant to write 'boron.'"
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Back off, she-devil!
That is my baby brother.
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Ha!
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I sound like Dad when he
was talking about Diggie.
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I always thought he sounded so crazy.
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I'mma let girlie know I'm crazy.
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Hey! Ha, ha, ha.
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How are you guys? I'm, uh, I'm Maddie.
I'm Parker's big sister.
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They, uh...
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they call me Mad Dog.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Val.
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Val!
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Do you
mind if I... mind if I sit?
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Um... we're kind of working here.
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Oh, yeah. No, I mean, you know.
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Pretend I'm not even here.
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But don't forget that I am.
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♪ Better in stereo ♪
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♪ B... B... better in stereo ♪
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♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ I lace up my high tops ♪
♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Slam dunk ♪
♪ Ready or not ♪
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♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪
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♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪
♪ Holler ♪
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♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪
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♪ You dance to your own beat ♪
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♪ I'll sing the melody ♪
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♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪
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♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪
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♪ When you say stop ♪
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♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪
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♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪
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♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪
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♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪
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♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪
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♪ The half I'll always nee-eed ♪
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♪ But we both know ♪
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♪ We're better in stereo ♪
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You gotta come see what's
happening in the courtyard.
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Is somebody challenging
me to a dance battle?
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Because Falcon...
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accepts.
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BOOMS is about to unveil a new mascot.
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New mascot?
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BOOMS has a mascot?
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We did.
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But one horrible, terrible day...
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Skeeter! Skeeter!
Skeeter! Skeeter! Skeeter!
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Hello, BOOMs.
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It is I, Skeeter, your
beloved Student Body President
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and the coolest kid in school.
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Today, I give you our new mascot,
Boomer the Bonzai Brain!
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Ew!
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That's not a brain.
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It's a poop in a shower cap.
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That story disturbs me.
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I heard that as a tribute to you, our
new mascot is going to be a falcon.
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Well, how about that?
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No big
whoop. It's just...
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They built a statue for me!
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Me.
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Hello, BOOMs. It is I, Skeeter,
your beloved Student Body President
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and formerly the coolest kid in school.
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Until Falcon took it all away.
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Falcon, Falcon!
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Falcon, Falcon!
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Sorry, Skeeter.
I have a rabid fan base.
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You came to see a new mascot,
instead, I give you... revenge!
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No!
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Yes!
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What's going on?
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Yeah, who is that guy?
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That's not a guy, that's a poop in a vest.
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His name is Artie Smalls.
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He's come from Wisconsin
to take Falcon down!
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That's right. I've traveled from the
land of cheese and sausage on a mission.
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A mission to tel you that
your hero Falcon is a fraud!
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But first, what's the Wi-Fi password? I need
to email my mom that I've arrived safely.
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Duh, the password's "Falcon."
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Minions, type it. I can't even.
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♪ Sometimes in life you've
got to Sing It Louder!! ♪
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Sasha, did you steal
something from my room?
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Open your hand.
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Sasha, this is the only thing
that I have from my mother.
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How could you steal this?
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I had to know if it matched mine.
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What?
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How is that possible?
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When my mother was
dying, she gave me this
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and told me that the other
half belonged... to my sister.
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Sister?
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You're my sister?
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Whoa.
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Ah! Okay, that scene
gives me major goosebumps.
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Cousins by chance, sisters on TV.
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Hey!
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Yes, I'm so happy to finally
have a sister who can sing.
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Don't tell Maddie that I said that.
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I won't, she scares me.
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Don't tell Maddie I said that.
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I'm so excited for this next episode.
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It has that great song.
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I've been singing it so much that
my throat is starting to hurt.
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Please don't get sick.
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I don't want anything to stop
us from doing the next episode.
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I am going to stop you from
doing that next episode.
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I just accepted a job as the set teacher on
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♪ Sing It Louder! ♪
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Ruby, I had to tell the producers
that you cannot shoot another episode
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until you finish your science project.
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Wait, Ruby. Have you not
been doing your homework?
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Learning this week's dance
moves seemed more important.
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And more fun.
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Okay, well, school is
always more important.
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So, what's the project, Mom?
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We are studying kinetic energy.
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She needs to design a
container that will stop an egg
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from breaking when dropped
from the top of a ladder.
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It is a super cool project
from a super cool set teacher.
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Well, a super cool teacher
would just let me pass.
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Oh, I'm not that super cool.
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I can't wait to see what
the salt air does to your clown hair.
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Oh! That's how you talk now?
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Okay. Okay, lemme try.
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Salt air.
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I'm in a leather jacket at
the beach. Blah, blah, blah.
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Artie, reveal Falcon's shameful secrets.
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Students of BOOMS, tomorrow, I
will reveal the hideous truth
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about this fool you call Falcon.
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Tomorrow?
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Why can't we take him down right now?
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Because the minions and I have
a whale watching tour at 2:00.
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Minions, California exit.
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No one told me we were doing that!
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Falcon?
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What's Artie talking about?
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Ignore the
red-haired ball of anger.
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So says Falcon!
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That red-haired
ball of anger is gonna take me down.
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So says Joey.
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Okay, Ruby, so let's drop that egg! Whoo!
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Here goes.
Yay!
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Okay, so what did we learn?
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That I'm a terrible egg dropper and
that your fake enthusiasm is annoying?
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Ruby, we have to figure something out.
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I mean, if you don't pass this then
they're gonna write you out of the episode.
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I'm trying!
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I'm just... I'm a dancer,
not an egg dropper.
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Well, you have to figure something out.
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I mean, you know, work as hard on
this as you do on your dance moves.
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You just gave me the best idea.
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You're a genius!
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I am? Ha-ha.
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I am.
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All right, now let's get back
to that chemistry project.
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You're really good on that board.
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He is, isn't he?
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Maddie, hi.
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Hey! Welcome back, Val.
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Hey, do you, um... Do you
want some fresh lemonade?
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Sure.
Parker, go get the girl some lemonade.
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Or maybe we could all go in together.
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I don't know, I sort of
feel like Val likes it out here.
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Am I right about that, Val?
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Okay.
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Thank you, Parker. So sweet of you.
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Love you.
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What are your intentions
with my little brother?
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Uh... To get an A on our chemistry project.
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Ah, yes.
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This chemistry project
that will allow you two...
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to spend so much time together.
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And then Parker's gonna get attached,
and you're gonna break his heart
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when you decide to run off to some
exotic location to study abroad.
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Like, Tundrabania or Australia.
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What's happening?
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Hi.
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Val, Parker has your lemonade inside.
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So, go there, now, please.
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It's okay.
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What are you doing?
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Saving Parker.
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From Val?
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The honor student who
volunteers at an animal rescue?
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Okay, I know she may seem sweet and
innocent, but I see right through that.
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And Parker just can't.
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You know, the girl comes along
and just flips her hair to him
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and the poor boy doesn't stand a chance!
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Maddie, our little brother has
his first crush and it's cute.
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It's like, so cute.
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No, 'cause see, Parker's not ready.
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Not ready for what?
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He's not ready for this big
world filled with heartache.
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You know, I mean, somebody
has to protect him.
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And Dad's off in Wisconsin,
so I guess that somebody is me.
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Okay. So you are Dad now?
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Yes.
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Okay. And you realize how crazy you sound?
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Yes.
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But you're gonna do it anyway.
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Yes.
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Excuse me.
Pardon Falcon, thank you.
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Well, well, well.
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Enjoying your final moments as Falcon?
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I didn't think you'd have
the guts to show up today.
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Well, I just wanted to show
everyone my cool new belt.
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Dang it! That is a cool belt!
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This may be the
last time you see Falcon fly.
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If it is, it's been an honor.
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Students of California land, join
me as I expose the myth of Falcon.
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Okay.
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Back in Wisconsin, this
boy was Joey Rooney,
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the laughingstock of Ridgewood High.
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He had no friends.
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He was a la-hoo-za-her.
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You're talking about Falcon?
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No way.
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Oh, I understand. You're scientists.
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You need evidence.
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Well, allow me to prove my hypothesis
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with a multimedia extravaganza the
likes of which you've never seen.
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I present to you my thesis.
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This is Joey as failed
mascot Bobby Butterstick.
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Failed mascot?
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I don't believe it.
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Believe it!
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This is Joey as
garbage-eating robot Munchbot.
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I can't look at this.
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Well, then look at this!
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Joey missing out on a date because he
trapped himself inside a prank-proof box.
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Falcon, say it's not true?
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It's worse than I ever could have imagined.
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This is the greatest moment of my life,
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and I've been voted King of
Space Camp like multiple times.
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Oh, the onslaught continues,
my fake astronaut friend.
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Joey wasn't even cool enough to
come up with his own cool name.
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Eat my exhaust.
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You'll never catch the Falcon.
246
00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:41,062
Yes! Joey Rooney is a fraud.
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I am the Falcon.
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You're not deep and mysterious?
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You're just a liar.
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It's all true.
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I should go.
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Falcon has been vanquished!
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And I once again reign as
the coolest kid at BOOMs.
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Minions, exit music!
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00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:19,367
I can't believe he was
the coolest kid in school.
256
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California is a strange place.
257
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It is.
258
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For example, here, my minions
apparently think they can speak to me!
259
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All right, Ruby.
260
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So get up there and drop that egg.
261
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Hope there's no splatter from the ladder.
262
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See what I did there?
263
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It rhymes. Oh,
I make learning fun! Mm!
264
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Actually, since I finished this late,
I'm gonna do better than the ladder.
265
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One egg ready to drop, cuz.
266
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Liv helped me think about the project
in terms of something I know: dance.
267
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See, when you leap and spin,
268
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it slows down your momentum,
which softens the impact.
269
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Let my egg dance, Liv.
270
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Give me an egg drop beat, Ruby.
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♪ Uns, uns, uns, uns ♪
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♪ Uns, uns, uns, uns ♪
273
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♪ Uns, uns, uns ♪
274
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Oh!
275
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The egg did not break.
276
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So I passed? I can shoot the episode?
277
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Sure can. You proved your theory.
278
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You must have had a great teacher.
279
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Both: Nice shirt.
280
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Both: Great minds think alike.
281
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Both: Whoa.
282
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Hey.
283
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Morning, Val.
284
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Can I have everyone's
attention for a second?
285
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I'm sorry.
286
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I'm sorry that I let you all down.
287
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I've been an outcast my whole life.
288
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I'm not the cool guy.
289
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I chewed erasers for seven years
290
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because my little brother told
me they were a type of gum.
291
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:25,660
I also got him to hug a cactus.
292
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Yeah, he did.
293
00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:33,134
When I came to BOOMS, I saw
a chance to reinvent myself.
294
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Yeah, guys, it felt really
good to be popular.
295
00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:41,542
But, guys, I'm not Falcon.
296
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I'm Joey.
297
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I'm kitty-T-shirt-wearing Joey.
298
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Wow.
299
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:57,091
So, you weren't just lying to us,
300
00:18:57,093 --> 00:19:00,328
you were trying to become
the person you wanted to be.
301
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By lying to us.
302
00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:10,038
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
303
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,907
Yeah, well who here hasn't lied
to feel better about themselves?
304
00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:16,411
This morning, I told myself this
shirt looked cool, I knew it didn't.
305
00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:18,279
That doesn't make me a bad guy.
306
00:19:21,216 --> 00:19:24,118
Joey, you were brave
enough to try something new.
307
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And when it all crashed and
burned, you owned up to it.
308
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And that's really cool.
309
00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:33,962
Falcon didn't do that.
310
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Joey did.
311
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Hm.
312
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,701
Well, I guess I did, didn't I?
313
00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:45,306
And now you've embraced your loserness
to become even cooler than before!
314
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Joey!
315
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:52,146
Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey!
316
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No! Stop!
317
00:19:54,184 --> 00:19:57,652
How is this still happening?
318
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,888
There is literally never a
good reason to have you around.
319
00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:04,959
How was I to know this
school would respect honesty?
320
00:20:04,961 --> 00:20:06,894
It's disgusting.
321
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,164
Hey, can you give this to Liv for me?
322
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♪ Sometimes in life you've
got to Sing It Louder!! ♪
323
00:20:22,711 --> 00:20:25,947
So... bad news.
324
00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:32,253
Um, a developer is buying Monahan
Academy and turning it into a mall.
325
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,191
But that means we'll be separated.
326
00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:41,229
I don't want to lose you again, sis.
327
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,598
No, and you won't.
328
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,535
Because we're gonna save
this place, together.
329
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♪ Side by side ♪
330
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♪ Shoulder to shoulder ♪
331
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Both: ♪ We're suddenly
smarter and braver and bolder ♪
332
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♪ A little bit younger ♪
333
00:20:58,681 --> 00:21:00,415
♪ A little bit older ♪
334
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Both: ♪ Sister, partner, friend,
we're so much better when we blend ♪
335
00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:07,422
♪ Watch us and weep we're
the perfect combination ♪
336
00:21:07,424 --> 00:21:10,224
♪ Together, there's
nothing that we can't do ♪
337
00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:11,359
♪ Yeah, people will freak ♪
338
00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:14,328
♪ Freak at our peak collaboration ♪
339
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:17,698
♪ They just don't
know the power of two ♪
340
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,867
♪ Me and you ♪
341
00:21:19,869 --> 00:21:21,335
♪ The power of two ♪
342
00:21:21,337 --> 00:21:26,474
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
343
00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:30,711
♪ We are the sum of our parts ♪
344
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♪ A team that can't be beat ♪
345
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,016
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
346
00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:40,755
♪ Used to, used to be lacking,
but now we are complete ♪
347
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:44,358
♪ Watch us and weep, we're
the perfect combination ♪
348
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,395
♪ Together, there's
nothing that we can't do ♪
349
00:21:47,397 --> 00:21:51,299
♪ Yeah, people will freak,
freak at our peak collaboration ♪
350
00:21:51,301 --> 00:21:54,368
♪ They just don't
know the power of two ♪
351
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:56,771
♪ Me and you ♪
352
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,640
♪ The power of me and you ♪
353
00:21:59,642 --> 00:22:03,878
♪ The power of me and you ♪
354
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,379
♪ The power of two ♪
355
00:22:05,381 --> 00:22:10,384
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
356
00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:23,231
And just where do you think
you're going, young man?
357
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:29,303
Do you have plans with
this "Val" character.
358
00:22:29,305 --> 00:22:32,340
Maddie, you're being so weird about Val.
359
00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:33,708
We're just friends...
360
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,344
ish.
361
00:22:37,446 --> 00:22:38,946
What is your deal?
362
00:22:38,948 --> 00:22:41,349
What is my deal?
363
00:22:41,351 --> 00:22:45,620
Don't you think you should be
asking yourself what is her deal?
364
00:22:45,622 --> 00:22:49,457
I mean, you're a young, innocent boy.
365
00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:52,126
And she could hurt you.
366
00:22:52,128 --> 00:22:55,997
Yeah, well, if she hurts me tonight, it
will be in the sky box at the Lakers game.
367
00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:58,933
Say what, now?
368
00:23:00,502 --> 00:23:02,170
Hey, Val.
Hey, Parker.
369
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,205
Oh, Maddie, I'm glad you're here.
370
00:23:04,207 --> 00:23:06,207
My mom has an extra seat in her sky box.
371
00:23:06,209 --> 00:23:07,508
You wanna come?
372
00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:11,345
I mean...
373
00:23:14,316 --> 00:23:18,352
only if I get to sit
next to my best pal, Val.
374
00:23:20,822 --> 00:23:22,623
Great, I'll meet you guys in the car.
375
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,225
Okay.
376
00:23:25,494 --> 00:23:28,763
Val is perfect. If you mess
this up, I will hurt you.
377
00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:34,302
California is a strange place.