1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:05,964 Lately, things have been pretty crazy for my sister, Maddie. 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,257 Her boyfriend, Diggie, 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,427 told her that he was gonna study abroad in Australia for a semester, 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:13,346 JOEY: and that did not go over very well. 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:17,017 -Maddie, maybe we should break up. -Wow. 6 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,311 JOEY: Boo, Diggie! 7 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:24,899 But he realized something. He had made a mistake. 8 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:28,319 -What are you saying? -I wanna get back together with her. 9 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,030 Whoa. 10 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,282 Okay, but, Liv, do you think that she'd take me back? 11 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,492 Because if she will, I'm not gonna leave. 12 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,577 Okay, you know what? 13 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,706 You just sit by the Paulie Statue, and I will go get Maddie before you leave. 14 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,710 JOEY: But I might have made it slightly impossible. 15 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,338 Oh! [CRASHING] 16 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,299 She managed to get out of the locker room. 17 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,384 [GASP] But oh no, was it too late? 18 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,428 Diggie, am I too late? 19 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:57,182 JOEY: Was Diggie waiting for her or had he already left for Australia? 20 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,059 Aren't you just dying to find out? 21 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,937 Oh, you are dying? Okay, well then let's get to it, friend! 22 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,275 Diggie? 23 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,527 [SIGHS] 24 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,200 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 25 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,659 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 26 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,828 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 27 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,997 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 28 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,249 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh, no ♪ 29 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,669 ♪ Slam dunk, Ready or not ♪ 30 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,545 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 31 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,798 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 32 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,925 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 33 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,219 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 34 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,804 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 35 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,223 ♪ When you say, yeah ♪ 36 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,225 ♪ I say, no ♪ 37 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,394 ♪ When you say, stop ♪ 38 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,938 ♪ All I wanna do Is go, go, go ♪ 39 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,941 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 40 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,360 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 41 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,571 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 42 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,825 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 43 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,202 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 44 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,870 ♪ But we both know ♪ 45 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,164 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 46 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:11,548 Hey, umm have you heard from Maddie? Because she's not answering her phone. 47 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,051 How can you worry about Maddie when my favorite show Linda and Heather, 48 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,263 just finished its season with an unresolved cliffhanger? 49 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,557 Please come back! 50 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,309 Without my favorite show, where am I gonna get my drama fix? 51 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,520 I need my drama! 52 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,648 [DOOR OPENS] 53 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:33,236 Hey. What happened with Diggie? 54 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,448 He left. Diggie left. 55 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,492 Maddie... 56 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,911 I'm so sorry. 57 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:46,082 [SNIFFING] 58 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,126 Do I smell drama? 59 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:54,591 You know what? Maybe this one just wasn't meant to be. 60 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,093 Yeah. I guess not. 61 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:02,390 I mean, if the universe had wanted me and Diggie to be together, 62 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,393 Joey never would have been born and he couldn't do stupid things! 63 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,437 -Joey! -Maddie! 64 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:11,149 Maddie, I was trying to call you. 65 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,027 Oh, that's so funny because my phone is actually trapped inside a locker 66 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,737 that you knocked over, so... 67 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,449 Okay, before you kick, bite, or punch me, please just hear me out. 68 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,202 Maddie, there's still a chance that you could see Diggie 69 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,453 before he leaves for Australia. 70 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,165 Suddenly, I'm entertained. 71 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,338 Diggie flew to Los Angeles first where he has a really long layover. 72 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,215 What are you saying? 73 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,468 I'm saying that he doesn't leave for Australia until tomorrow morning. 74 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,970 So if we hop on a plane right now, we can catch him in L.A. 75 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,599 Ooh, exotic locations? 76 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,518 This just keeps getting better! 77 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,646 Hold on, why would you be going? 78 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,732 Because I didn't get to say goodbye to Diggie either, Maddie! 79 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:53,817 Okay. 80 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,237 Maddie, you have to go. 81 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,446 Okay, but what about mom and dad? 82 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,032 It's not like they're just gonna let me fly across the country. 83 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,325 Then you just don't tell them. 84 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,203 -Wha--? -I'm gonna cover for you. You go. 85 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,747 Maddie, let's go. 86 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:08,832 Okay. 87 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,417 Okay. 88 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,714 Oh, um, you don't seriously think 89 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,133 you're gonna get through airport security dressed like that, do you? 90 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,719 I'd rather take my chances with them than with you. 91 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,143 Morning, Liv. 92 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,562 [LAUGHS] 93 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,480 Why are you eating popcorn for breakfast? 94 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,608 Because I'm waiting to see how you explain to mom and dad 95 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,486 that last night their kids flew across the country without permission. 96 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,406 Good or bad, it's gonna be great entertainment! 97 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,117 That's gonna be easy. 98 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,995 I'm just gonna tell the 'rents that Maddie's upset about Diggie 99 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:50,915 and wants to be alone all day in her room and only her twin sister is allowed in. 100 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,709 Boom! Handled. 101 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,004 KAREN: Liv and Maddie, could you come in here? 102 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,839 Here we go! STYLE ::cue() 103 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,302 -Hey! -Oh! 104 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,428 What's up, Mom? 105 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:07,098 So, where is Maddie? I wanna know what happened with Diggie last night. 106 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,851 Oh. Yeah, it's actually sad news. 107 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,728 He did leave for Australia. 108 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,564 [GASP] She is gonna need her momma. 109 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,942 Yes. Well, she is upstairs-- 110 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,403 -Not in her room. I checked. -Oh. 111 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,032 Right. No, not in her room. 112 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,494 Um, she is in the... 113 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,953 -The kitchen. -...the kitchen. 114 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,039 The kitchen? 115 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,957 -The kitchen. -Right. 116 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,251 Oh, yeah, the kitchen. [NERVOUS LAUGHS] 117 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,254 Although, I don't really know why my broken-hearted sister 118 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,716 would be hiding away in the busiest room in the house. 119 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,469 Well, she's cleaning the fridge. 120 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,596 She'll be at it all day. 121 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,307 That's right. All d... All day? 122 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,727 This is better than Linda and Heather . 123 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:56,064 The characters do my bidding and my chores! 124 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,442 -Well, I'll go check on her. -Okay. 125 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,237 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 126 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,321 No. 127 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:06,700 Um, see, she still needs just so much space. 128 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:10,286 She said that she could really only handle seeing me, so... 129 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,413 Oh. 130 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,790 Does she need her kid brother too? 131 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,166 No. You've done quite enough. 132 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,295 Well, I mean, what are we gonna do about breakfast? 133 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,464 Oh, Liv will get that. I gotta poop. 134 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,970 I didn't really have to go, 135 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,931 but I had to get to the kitchen without mom knowing. 136 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,558 No one questions poop, yo. 137 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,313 Did I miss anything? Did I miss anything? 138 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,776 How am I supposed to keep mom and dad out of the kitchen all day? 139 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,113 I don't know, but I can't wait for find out! 140 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:50,076 KAREN: Maddie, honey, it's your momma. How are you? 141 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,996 She's fine, mom! 142 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,790 KAREN: No, no, no. I need to hear it from her. 143 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,047 Um... 144 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,632 [IMITATES MADDIE] I'm fine, Mom! 145 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,385 Thanks, dude! 146 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,139 [AS HERSELF] Oh, Maddie, Mom wants breakfast. 147 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,476 [AS MADDIE] Doesn't she know that I'm sad and I need to be alone? 148 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,854 [AS HERSELF] She's just worried about you! 149 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,066 [AS MADDIE] I know. I just... I need my space. 150 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,571 KAREN: You take all the time and space you need. 151 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:29,699 KAREN: Just know momma loves you. 152 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,662 [PHONE RINGS] 153 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,289 Hey, Becky! What's up? 154 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,083 Liv, strap yourself in. 155 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:42,587 The Bic has a career-making, slap-your own-face-if-you-miss-this opportunity. 156 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,715 It's a superhero show called Voltage ! 157 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,883 PARKER: Voltage? 158 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,051 That's my favorite comic book. 159 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,178 It's about a high school girl who's struck by lightning. 160 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,346 Zap! Bam! 161 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:57,769 And she gets the power of electricity to save the universe and her high school. 162 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,232 Hollywood wants you back, Liv. 163 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,485 Becky, that sounds really great. 164 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:09,698 But I do wanna stay in Stevens Point with my family for senior year. 165 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,116 Okay, Liv. 166 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:15,620 It's killing me, but I respect your Midwestern, corn-fed values. 167 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,081 Bye-bye from the Bic. 168 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,960 You're gonna regret that. 169 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,380 But not as much as you'll regret cleaning out the crisper. 170 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,632 [THUDDING] 171 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,842 [SIGHS] 172 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,010 [SLOSHING] 173 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:42,230 Hey, sorry, excuse me. Hi. Hello. 174 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,067 Welcome to Hemispheric Air. My name is Vince. 175 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,570 How can Vince help you? 176 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,324 Um, so, Vince, I need to talk to a passenger on the flight to Australia. 177 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,701 Of course you do. 178 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,204 And Vince would love to make that happen. 179 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,374 Great. Thank you so much, Vince. 180 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,544 Unfortunately, that flight left two hours ago. 181 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,546 What? 182 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,132 Two hours ago? 183 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,925 Are you not understanding me? 184 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,845 Sometimes Vince isn't very clear. 185 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:20,477 Would it help if film icon Morgan Freeman explained it to you? 186 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,187 [GASP] 187 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:27,984 [IMITATES MORGAN FREEMAN] She was a girl, racing cross country, 188 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:32,489 meeting the one man who could provide her with all the answers she needed. 189 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:39,662 Unfortunately, she was as lost as those little penguins marching across the Arctic 190 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,873 or Antarctic. 191 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,209 I'm never really sure which. 192 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,254 This is the greatest airport ever! 193 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,300 I'm sorry. I'm very confused. 194 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:59,265 It is 9:25 and Joey said that flight 725 is leaving at 10:38, so... 195 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,850 [THUD] STYLE ::cue() 196 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,977 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 197 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:08,149 Actually, flight 1038 left at 7:25. 198 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,406 Would it cheer you up if funny-man Adam Sandler stopped by? 199 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,490 [GASP] No. 200 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,453 [IMITATES ADAM SADLER] How about we put a smile on that face, little lady? 201 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,663 [IMITATES ADAM SADLER] You know why? 202 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,458 [IMITATES ADAM SADLER] Because nobody wants to see you cry at the airport! 203 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,669 [LAUGHS] 204 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,756 Thank you, Vince. You have been very helpful. 205 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,883 Unlike some people. 206 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,387 -So... -Mm-hmm? 207 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:43,059 ...there is no possibly way that we could have ever made it here before Diggie left? 208 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,686 Uh, no. 209 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,895 [LAUGHS] 210 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,399 My bad. Ha. Whew. 211 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,192 Okay, Maddie... Maddie! 212 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,197 Maddie, I know you're hurting, 213 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,784 so let momma sing you something you used to love when you were little. 214 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,831 ♪ This old man He played one ♪ 215 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,251 ♪ He played a knick knack On my thumb ♪ 216 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,170 ♪ With a... ♪ 217 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:17,469 Oh, Maddie, you feeling too sad to do the "Knick Knack Paddywhacks"? 218 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,429 You used to love the "Paddywhacks." 219 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,058 Come on, Maddie. 220 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,435 Whack those paddies. 221 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,358 [IMITATES MADDIE] ♪ With a knick knack paddywhack ♪ 222 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,735 ♪ Give a dog a bone ♪ 223 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,820 ♪ This old man ♪ 224 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,033 ♪ Came rolling home ♪ 225 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,829 Our little girl is gonna be okay. 226 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,459 Whew. That was tense. 227 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,128 I might just get away with this. 228 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,422 Your performance is a tour de force! 229 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,966 The greatest show not on TV. 230 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:01,846 But it needs an unexpected plot twist. 231 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,057 [DOORBELL RINGS] Called it! 232 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,897 Who's at the door? 233 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,399 [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] Wait for me, wait for me! 234 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,483 [GASP] 235 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,656 [GASP] 236 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,324 LIV: Diggie? 237 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,869 I thought you were on your way to Australia. 238 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,581 Say it. Say it. 239 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,500 I came back for Maddie. 240 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,836 Yeah, he did! Greatest show ever! 241 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,178 Maddie will be thrilled to see you. She's been a wreck all day. 242 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,764 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 243 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,933 You cannot go in there. 244 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,560 -Why not? -Why? 245 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,979 Yeah, Liv, why? 246 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:59,070 Because we have got a very fragile little girl in there. 247 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:05,201 I will take Diggie to Maddie to facilitate the healing. 248 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,747 Oh, you are a good sister. 249 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,249 Oh, well, you have no idea. 250 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,542 [CHUCKLES] 251 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,589 Well, today has been emotionally exhausting. 252 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,257 I'm gonna go take a nap. 253 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,925 [FAKE YAWNS] 254 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,183 -Where's Maddie? -[IMITATES MADDIE] Ooh, yay! 255 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,061 Diggie, I'm so happy to see you! 256 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,354 I'm Maddie! 257 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,647 [AS HERSELF] Oh, mom and dad, Maddie and Diggie are hugging! 258 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,441 It's so sweet! 259 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,609 KAREN: Oh! 260 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,030 I'm here! I'm here. You can start. 261 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,325 What is going on? 262 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,869 Maddie is in Los Angeles trying to catch you. 263 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,498 What? Wait, why didn't she come and see me at school? I was waiting for her. 264 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,000 She tried really hard, but Joey messed it up. 265 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,336 Okay! See, so I knew it! She wanted to see me. 266 00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,048 Yeah. And now you and Maddie are 2000 miles apart, you big dummy. 267 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,383 Hey! 268 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,760 Don't call that sentimental fool a dummy. 269 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,306 These crazy kids crossed the country for each other. 270 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,350 It's romantic. 271 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,692 Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, 272 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,611 check it out. 273 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,363 I've gone native Angeleno. 274 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,447 [LAUGHS] 275 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,324 So, what you've been up to? 276 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,285 -I bought a ticket to Australia. -You what? 277 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,872 I know it sounds crazy, but I have to see Diggie face-to-face and talk this out. 278 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,124 And you are not coming, 279 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,501 because I'm not gonna give you another chance to mess this up. 280 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,670 That's harsh, but wise. 281 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,422 -Can I see your phone? I need to tell Liv. -Yeah. 282 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,674 -There. -Thank you. 283 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,759 [PHONE RINGS] 284 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:45,844 Hello? 285 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,763 Hey Liv, um, Diggie's not in L.A., so I'm gonna go to Australia. 286 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,098 Australia? [PHONE BEEPS] 287 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,766 Liv? [PHONE BEEPS] 288 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,059 Maddie? 289 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,812 -Ugh. I think their phone died. -Okay. What did she say? 290 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,023 -She said she's going to Australia. -No! 291 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,692 Yes! Could this day get any better? 292 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,986 [DOORBELL] STYLE ::cue() 293 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,196 If that's the National Guard taking us to a safe zone 294 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,449 to protect us from the zombie apocalypse, 295 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,533 I may just lose it! 296 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,746 KAREN: Becky Bicklehoff! What a surprise. 297 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,165 Becky? What is she doing here? 298 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,502 I don't know what anyone is doing. 299 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,216 Becky, hi. [LAUGHING] 300 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,761 What are you doing here in Stevens Point 301 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,804 and how did you get here so fast? 302 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,640 My boyfriend has access to a Navy jet. 303 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,517 But forget about that. [SIGHS] 304 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,438 Your awesome manager convinced the producers of Voltage 305 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,232 to shoot the show in Wisconsin! 306 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,610 -Really? -Yes. 307 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,028 They want me that badly? 308 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,906 [GASPING] What'd I miss? What'd I miss? 309 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:53,286 Your sister is going to sign this contract and Hollywood is coming to Stevens Point. 310 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,413 This is so exciting! We have to tell Maddie! 311 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,540 Oh, no! No, Mom! No. 312 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,336 Where's Maddie? 313 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,420 Um... 314 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,383 [IMITATES MADDIE] I'm in the pantry, Mom! 315 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,638 [IMITATES MADDIE] Bam! What? 316 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,351 Liv does it better than I do. 317 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:23,566 Liv, where is Maddie? 318 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,568 Now! 319 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,866 Maddie is sort of... 320 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:38,248 on her way to Australia. 321 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,751 BOTH: What? 322 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,421 Hey, um, can we hit pause? 323 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,716 This time, I have to run to the bathroom and I don't wanna miss a second of this. 324 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,265 There are no flights. 325 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,933 I can't get to L.A. until tomorrow. 326 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,060 Well, I'm on hold with the airline, 327 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,812 but we are gonna find Maddie 328 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,398 and make sure that she does not leave the country. 329 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,068 And you, young lady, you are grounded for 10 years. 330 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,156 I'm really sorry that I lied and pretended to be Maddie all day. 331 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,200 [GASP] Well, this is just hitting me now. 332 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,786 You faked the "Paddywhacks." 333 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,459 I did. I'm a big fat fakey-whack. 334 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,543 Oh... 335 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:31,760 So good time to discuss the amazing deal that Bic got for you! 336 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,096 You know, honestly, I'm really flattered, 337 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,391 but I think it would be very hard to do a TV show 338 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,685 when I'm gonna be grounded for 10 years. 339 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,020 PARKER: No! 340 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,023 You have to let her do it! She was born to act. 341 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,733 Did you see what she pulled off today? 342 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,903 It was funny, it was sad, it was dramatic. 343 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,988 I binge-watched the entire day! 344 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,993 Oh, Liv, honey, is something that you really want to do? 345 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:02,374 [SIGH] It has been really exciting to be acting again. 346 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,876 Liv... 347 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,795 [CLEARS THROAT] 348 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,255 ...you are still in huge trouble. 349 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:11,925 But we're on board. 350 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,681 Let's do a TV show in Stevens Point! 351 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,518 BECKY: Let's sign this contract and make it happen! 352 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,104 -I'll get this back to L.A. -Okay. 353 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,355 Call you when I land, kid. 354 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,316 Okay. Bye! Oh, Becky! 355 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,693 I have one more favor to ask you. 356 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,251 Is this crazy for me to go running after Diggie to Australia like this? 357 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,795 That's a tough one, Mads. 358 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,800 But if the City of Angels has taught me anything about life... 359 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,347 it's that when the universe wants you to move on, 360 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,516 Maddie, it's gonna make you move on. 361 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,186 Yeah. 362 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,690 I guess I just feel like... 363 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:14,446 if it's this much work to get him to stay, then maybe he's meant to go. 364 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,199 That can't be easy to say. 365 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:20,952 Yeah. 366 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,916 I still just really wish that I had the chance to say goodbye. 367 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:36,426 Yo! Is that Robert Downey Jr.? RDJ! RDJ! 368 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,928 Thanks for the support! 369 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,064 -Maddie? -Diggie? 370 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,609 -Hi! Hi! -Hi! Maddie. 371 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,488 All right, I got you here. Good luck. 372 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,949 RDJ! It's Becky B! 373 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,535 Hi. 374 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,913 Maddie, you flew all the way to L.A. for me? STYLE ::cue() 375 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,623 Yeah. Of course! 376 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,750 I mean, I had to see you before you left. 377 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,377 But why are you here? 378 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,380 I thought you were way on your way to Australia. 379 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,923 I had to see you. 380 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,345 Maddie, listen, I won't go. I will stay for you. 381 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,807 Yeah, I know you would. 382 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,936 But I really do think that you should go to Australia. 383 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,564 Because I mean, it's your dream 384 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:34,734 and I don't wanna be the one that keeps you from that. 385 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,406 What about us? 386 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:47,288 I think we're saying goodbye for now. For now. 387 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,082 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 388 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,166 You know? 389 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,004 But I mean, we're still such good friends. 390 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,675 -Always. -And I guess I feel like... 391 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:03,555 whenever you get back if we're meant to be more than that... 392 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,266 the universe is gonna let us know that. 393 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,813 You're right. It will. 394 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,026 I guess I'm going to Australia. 395 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,652 Yeah, I guess you are. 396 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:27,412 There's one more thing that I really wanna do before you leave. 397 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,248 Yeah, I think it's the same thing I wanna do before I leave. 398 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,416 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 399 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,048 Diggie! 400 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,884 Oh, hey, guys! 401 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,304 Guess what, dude? I just met Robert Downey Jr.! 402 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,388 [AIRPORT INTERCOM BEEPS] 403 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,598 VINCE: This is Morgan Freeman, 404 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:51,644 letting you know flight 241 to Milwaukee, Wisconsin is now boarding at gate 12. 405 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,147 For the record, it's not actually Morgan Freeman, 406 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,484 but the flight to Milwaukee is boarding none the less. 407 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,071 That's our flight home. 408 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,740 Oh, yeah? You're coming with me? Awesome. Good. 409 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,034 I do not have a book, my phone is dead, 410 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:10,413 and I want to talk about Robert Downey Jr. the whole way home. 411 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,917 He is a great hugger. Let me reenact it for you guys. 412 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,337 He was like, "Come here, Joseph," and he brought me in real close. 413 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:21,675 Yeah. Ah, is there any better way to say goodbye? 414 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,511 Well, bye, Diggie. 415 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,595 Bye, Joey. 416 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:29,474 [AIRPORT INTERCOM BEEPS] VINCE: Call for flight 389 to Sydney. 417 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,017 Now boarding at gate 33. 418 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,727 BOTH: I'm that way. 419 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:39,275 [MELACHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 420 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,322 [LAUGHS] 421 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:02,340 Hey, Maddie! Hey, Joey! Welcome home! 422 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,138 Oh, did I wake you, Mom and Dad? 423 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,056 Sorry, but look who's home 424 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,517 from an unauthorized trip across the country. 425 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,563 I'll just be over here by the popcorn. 426 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,443 Maddie, we need to talk. 427 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:23,486 I know, and before you guys say anything, 428 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,614 let me just say that I am really, really, really, really sorry. 429 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,826 You're also really, really, really grounded. 430 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,537 Totally fair. What I did was wrong. 431 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:36,332 What about me? 432 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,001 What about you? 433 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,338 -Am I grounded? -Why? You didn't do anything. 434 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,422 What? 435 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,425 Really? I don't believe this! 436 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:50,555 I am offended, I am hurt, and I am tired, and I am going to bed! 437 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,353 Best TV show ever!