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[GROANS]
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[GASPS]
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Whoa, buddy!
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Hey, are you okay?
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I guess that's a cut?
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[BELL RINGS]
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We're filming a scene from Voltage.
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Liv's new show, Voltage,
is filming at Ridgewood.
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We're using the location money
to upgrade the computer lab,
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and to put doors on the bathroom stalls.
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You must be Liv's twin.
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-I'm Josh.
-Maddie.
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I am so sorry that I ruined
one of your scenes.
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It's all right. I'll just have
that evil government agent
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throw me into the lockers again.
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[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
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Well, you know what?
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Feel free to run onto the court
during a game and ruin one of my shots.
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Well, I just might do that.
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Do it, and you'll be walking funny
for a week.
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-But you just told me--
-I know what I said.
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It's not gonna be tough telling you
and Liv apart.
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♪ Better in stereo
Better in stereo ♪
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♪ I'm up with the sunshine
Let's go ♪
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♪ I lace up my high tops
Oh, no ♪
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♪ Slam dunk, ready or not
Yeah, show me what you got ♪
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♪ I'm under the spotlight
Holler ♪
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♪ I dare you
Come on and follow ♪
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♪ You dance to your own beat
I'll sing the melody ♪
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♪ When you say, yeah
I say, no ♪
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♪ When you say, stop ♪
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♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪
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♪ You, you
The other half of me, me ♪
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♪ The half I'll never be ♪
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♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪
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♪ You, you
The better half of me, me ♪
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♪ The half I'll always need ♪
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♪ But we both know
We're better in stereo ♪
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Okay, Porcupines.
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The day you've waited for has come.
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Cowbell Week begins...
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-now!
-[CHEERING]
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Boom! Andie, you just got cowbelled!
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Now moo like you mean it.
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[LAUGHS THEN MOOS]
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Yeah! Aw!
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There is one week out of the entire year
where there are no sports,
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so our sports-crazed school
created Cowbell Week.
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You're out when somebody hangs
a cowbell around your neck.
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I have been eliminated
super early every year.
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But this year, I think I'm--
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Oh, dang it!
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Moo it out, Munch.
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[SOFTLY] Moo.
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Yes!
[COWBELL CLANGS]
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Oh, my first bell of the year.
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I am the milkmaid.
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Hear me pour.
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Hey, you may have been champ
for the last two years,
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but I'm here now.
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There's no way you get the three-peat.
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MADDIE:
Aw, well good luck, my little calf,
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because Maddie moos for no one.
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[COWBELL CLANGS]
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No! But this was my chance to--
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Not my intention, Gumball,
but it's time to moo.
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[WHIMPERS] Moo.
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Aww.
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Wow.
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You are fast, Dump Truck.
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But not fast enough to bell the milkmaid.
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You are a worthy opponent,
and I'll be sad when I take you down.
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[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Please.
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You are just a speed bump
on my way to a three-peat.
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It is on.
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So this is my secret lair.
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It's an old clock tower
where Tess can build her gadgets,
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practice her powers,
and deliver angst-ridden speeches.
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Wow, this is so cool, Liv.
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Thanks for giving us a set tour.
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Yeah. Plus, Maddie can't cowbell me here.
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Okay, that's what I thought
when I was in the bathroom earlier.
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She cowbelled me while I was...
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Let's just say that I assumed I was safe.
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Can we go up to the roof
where you get your secret powers?
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[GASPS]
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In reality, that's where I keep
my secret lip gloss, but go for it.
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Hey, Liv. See you tomorrow.
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Oh, Josh, wait.
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What are you doing
with the rest of your day?
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Well, I'm not sure what to do around here.
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If I was still in L.A., me and my friends
would probably hit a box-lates class.
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It's a combination of boxing and Pilates.
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Ooh. The workout that strengthens
your core and your uppercut.
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Yep.
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But instead I'll probably go
to my hotel and read.
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I just got a book called
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Things to do in Wisconsin
When You Don't Have Any Friends.
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[BOTH CHUCKLES]
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I was so hyped to shoot Voltage
in Stevens Point
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and stay close to my friends and family.
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But it didn't really occur to me
that I would be taking other people away
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from their friends and family.
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And trendy workout classes.
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Engine room, I need more power.
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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
I'm giving you all I got, captain!
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Guys!
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I need to talk to you about something.
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Is this the speech about
not embarrassing you at your work?
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No. I have very much given up on that one.
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Anyway, uh, my co-star Josh is just having
a little trouble fitting in,
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and I was just, you know,
hoping that you could help me
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make him feel welcome in Stevens Point.
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Yeah, sure. Uh, what's he like to do?
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He says he's really into box-lates,
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which is like Pilates but with boxing.
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-[BOTH CHUCKLES]
-Oh, sweet.
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Well, I could build us a boxing ring.
My uncle's barn just fell down.
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Not sure how you got boxing ring
from barn, but yeah, have at it.
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One more thing. No cowbell.
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Just because Josh is new to Wisconsin,
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and he's not ready for the deep end
of the cheese pool.
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But Cowbell Week is who we are,
it's what we do.
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It's why we moo.
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I'll let you play spaceship
a little longer.
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BOTH:
Deal!
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Yo, Parker, I need your attention.
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Yeah, and I need a cooler older brother.
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Funny you should say that,
because our needs are related.
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Sadly, so are we.
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What's up?
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Today, I bid farewell
to my cat shirt collection.
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Your cat shirts? But that's your thing.
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Kids even call you Cat-Shirt Guy.
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Exactly.
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And I thought that it was just a clever
and flattering nickname,
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but then today in gym,
when we were picking teams,
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Dump Truck was all,
"Hey, yo. Hey, hey, oh.
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I'll take Cat-Shirt Guy, hey."
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He thinks that Cat-Shirt Guy is my name.
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As did everyone else in gym.
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And so I asked around school,
and that's what everyone calls me now.
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Ugh, even in Rocketry Club.
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No, that's not right.
They should call you Geeky Rocket Guy.
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I know, right?
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I am trapped in an adorable prison
of my own making.
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Okay, so what's the plan,
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Getting-worked-up
over-something-stupid Guy?
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It's time to change my image.
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Cat-Shirt Guy is dead.
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-Seriously?
-Oh, yeah.
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So can you, like, donate these to charity?
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Are you sure you want
to get rid of all of these?
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Even cat riding a hot dog?
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-Space cat?
-Oh.
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-Space cat two, the legend continues?
-[JOEY WHIMPERS]
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Please don't mention them by name, Parker.
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It makes it that much harder
than it already is.
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Because they're my kitties. Oh!
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What do you think, Josh?
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Wow, this is cool.
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Thank you.
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We built you a box-lates ring,
Wisconsin style.
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Aah. And by "we," I mean,
Andie did everything.
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-We even, uh, got you a sparring partner.
-[BELL RINGS]
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[SNIFFS]
Did someone order a pugilist?
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It's a fancy word for 'boxer,' look it up.
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Let me hook you up.
Can I touch the jacket?
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I'll allow it.
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Hey, where'd you get this contraption?
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
I built it out of some old farm equipment.
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[HARNESS CLICKS]
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Oh, excellent spot welding.
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That's an alluring quality.
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[GIGGLES]
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Whatever.
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[WHISPERS] Stop.
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Thanks for going out
of your way for me, Liv.
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Oh, yeah. Of course.
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And this is so much better than
sitting alone in your hotel room, right?
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[BELL RINGS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Wow. You're quite the prancer.
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My instructor says footwork
is 60 percent of the workout.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] I'm advanced.
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[GIRLS GASP]
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[GROANING]
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What are you doing?
You were just supposed to work him out.
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Oh...
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See, I thought you wanted me
to work him over.
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Yeah, my bad. That's on me. My bad.
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Yo, Parkito.
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Check out my post-Cat-Shirt Guy threads.
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Well, if you're good
without your cat shirts,
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how about we get rid
of all your other cat stuff.
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[GRUNTS]
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Kitty robes, your kitty pajamas,
both footie and not.
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And your kitty undergarments.
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You know,
I'm not sure that I have underwear
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that doesn't have cats on it.
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You do not.
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And I'll need your socks.
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Whoa, whoa, bro.
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My calicos, bro?
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They were my first pair.
They got me through middle school.
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Now it's time for big boy socks.
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Calicos gotta go, bro.
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I knew he wouldn't do it.
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Those socks put him on the kitty path,
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like a ball of yarn
he couldn't help but follow.
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[SIGHS]
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After 1020 wearings,
my toes are finally free.
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I couldn't believe he gave them up.
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The world had broken him,
but it had not broken me.
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Joseph Gilligan Rooney,
you will wear cats again.
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[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Garrison, that UFO that you saw
when the lightning hit me,
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I found it.
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Or what was left of it.
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Open the cabinet.
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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Well, now there's no doubt.
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Your powers are not from this world.
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-We finally have an answer.
-Do we?
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[PAPER RUSTLES]
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Where are you from...
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Garrison?
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Why are you asking me this?
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Because I also found
a missing persons report
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from Roswell, New Mexico.
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It was from 25 years ago.
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LIV: Were you gonna try and tell me
that this isn't you?
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It used to be.
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There's something about me...
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you don't know.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PALYING]
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Wow, it's so cool
when it's all put together.
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I can't wait to find out
what happens next.
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Wait, you know what happens next.
[CHUCKLES]
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They gave us the script last night.
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Kind of tough to read
when you're stuck in the fetal position
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from getting punched in the stomach.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
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Your friend, Bulldozer, has a solid left.
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His name is Dump Truck.
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Please don't tell him
I got his name wrong.
250
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,744
Uh, yeah.
251
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,330
Listen, yesterday
did not exactly go as planned.
252
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,834
Um, I was just trying to bring a little
Los Angeles to Stevens Point for you.
253
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,838
That's really sweet,
but I already know L.A.
254
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,299
I'm trying to get to know Stevens Point.
255
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,802
Is there anything super
Stevens Pointy going on right now?
256
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,764
I guess I didn't really think
that you would be into that.
257
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,891
Are you kidding? I'm up for anything.
258
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,684
Oh, well, in that case...
259
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,106
I hope you brought your swimming goggles,
because we are about to jump
260
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,983
into the deep end of the cheese pool.
261
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,072
[COWBELLS CLANGING]
262
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,286
So we call this, Cowbell Week.
263
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,872
I call this, awesome.
264
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,626
Mackenzie, I love your dress!
265
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,879
[GASPS]
I have a necklace that matches!
266
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,008
Okay, so basically,
267
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:05,512
anything goes as long as no one
puts a cowbell around your neck,
268
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,472
and then the last two people
standing without bells
269
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,057
face off tonight
at the Night of the Cowbell.
270
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,268
-Let's do this.
-[GASPS]
271
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,653
[COWBELLS CLANGING]
272
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,789
[CLANGING]
273
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,092
Hey.
274
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,054
Save us both some time, kid.
275
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:51,933
[CLANGS]
276
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,526
[GASPS]
STYLE
::cue()
277
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,992
[GASPS]
278
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,995
Aw, moo.
279
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,166
That bell was mine, Truck.
280
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,376
Too bad, so sad.
281
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,754
And other childhood taunts.
282
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,425
Okay, so it's just down to you
and Maddie and Dump Truck,
283
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,302
and if one of them gets eliminated,
284
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,887
you go to the Night of the Cowbell,
285
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,348
and you're gonna become
a Stevens Point legend.
286
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,807
Not happening, prancer.
287
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,813
Whoa, hey, yo.
288
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,192
You blocked my cowbell
with your doohickey.
289
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,737
You built a nice cowbell blocker, Andie.
290
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,697
This doohickey is your handiwork?
291
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,616
Respect.
292
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,702
Hey, are you a Scorpio?
293
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,163
[GIGGLES] Whatever.
294
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,001
I'm sorry. Cow-y says what?
295
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,923
[CLICKS TONGUE] Moo.
296
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,555
[HORN BLARES]
297
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,142
We have the final two contestants
298
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,436
for the Night of the Cowbell.
299
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,522
Maddie "Mad Dog" Rooney
300
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:24,359
-versus Josh "The New Guy" Wilcox!
-[CHEERING]
301
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,656
Oh, Josh, this is so exciting!
302
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,158
You're going to the finals,
and you're gonna win.
303
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,993
Not if I can help it.
304
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,417
Your boy's going down.
305
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,173
Joseph.
306
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,592
I need a word with you out back.
307
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,928
Yeah, sure thing.
I need your opinion, though.
308
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,432
Right side down or left side down--?
309
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,267
Nah, man both sides-- [CHOKING]
310
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,646
[SIGHS]
311
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,107
He does not make it easy to help him.
312
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,362
Oh.
313
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,531
What are you doing with the fellas?
314
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,286
That's-- I thought you were
giving them away.
315
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,413
Yeah, I couldn't get anyone to take them.
316
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,959
And besides,
you need a little more closure than that.
317
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:27,005
So I invented Dr. P's kitty crusher.
318
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,388
[WHIRRING]
319
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,852
-[EXPLODES]
-[GASPS]
320
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,107
Your turn.
321
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,152
-Munch away, Munch.
-Sure.
322
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,614
Just some dumb cat clothes.
323
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,158
[WHIRRING]
324
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,242
All right.
325
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,286
Then push that button!
326
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,622
Okay. Oh, I can't--
327
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,831
Come on. Crush some kitties.
328
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,502
I can't. I can't. I can't do it.
329
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,170
I love my kitties way too much
to crush them.
330
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,465
Joey, face it. You're Cat-Shirt Guy.
331
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,633
There's no shame in that.
332
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,470
Okay, maybe a little shame,
333
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,890
but you gotta accept who you are
and live your best kitty cat life.
334
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,601
You're right, bro. I do.
335
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,103
Thank you.
336
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,315
Did you really have to destroy
such a stellar outfit?
337
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,818
I didn't have to. I wanted to.
338
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,283
Welcome to Night of the Cowbell.
339
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,244
[CHEERING]
340
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,372
You see how fun and cool this is?
341
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,916
It is way better than hanging out
behind the Mini-Mart
342
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,168
eating nachos with the riff-raff,
am I right?
343
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,504
That's another big thing that we do.
344
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,132
You came on a really big week.
[CHUCKLES]
345
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,675
Time for round one.
346
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,094
First cowbeller to miss the cow head...
347
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,847
is the loser.
348
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,559
-Watch and learn, new guy.
-Hm.
349
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,689
WILLOW: Yeah!
MADDIE: Whoa!
350
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,108
You just got milked!
351
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,863
Well, I brought you something
to dunk in that milk.
352
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,784
[CHEERING]
353
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,495
Whoa, I did it!
354
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:26,041
And I thought I topped out
with my awesome smack talk. [LAUGHS]
355
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,168
That's the end of round one.
356
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,378
Raise that cow head!
357
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,630
[CHEERING]
358
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,055
Andie Bustamante,
359
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,807
I was wondering if you would do me
the honor of accompanying me
360
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,143
to the race track one evening
in the near future.
361
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,438
Aw, Dump!
362
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,524
A catalytic converter for a big block V-8?
363
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:53,985
How did you know?
364
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,404
Are you the type of girl
who plugs in a car?
365
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,073
I don't think so.
366
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,909
-I'll be in touch.
-[CHUCKLES]
367
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,330
[GIGGLING] Guess what?
368
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,790
Dump Truck just asked me out.
369
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,917
-[SYMPATHETICALLY] Aww.
-She's excited.
STYLE
::cue()
370
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,544
[EXCITEDLY] Aww! Yay!
371
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,629
[COWBELL CLANGING]
372
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,507
Round two!
373
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,384
[CHEERING]
374
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,262
Time to add a little sizzle to this steak.
375
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,683
[HISSES]
376
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,606
[CHEERING]
377
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,234
Oh! Bam! What?
378
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,446
I don't know what that means,
but it has me rattled.
379
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,616
No, no, no. Josh, it's totally fine.
380
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,576
Stevens Point is behind you, right guys?
381
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,121
[ALL CHANTING]:
Josh, Josh, Josh.
382
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,165
Josh, Josh, Josh.
383
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,459
This is for you, Stevens Point.
384
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,294
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
385
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,348
JOSH:
Whoa!
386
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,101
[ALL GASPS]
387
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,812
Josh!
388
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,440
Hey, are you okay?
389
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,524
Yeah.
390
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,652
I've gotten pretty good at crashing
into these lockers.
391
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,156
Yeah...
392
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:26,411
Not as good as I've gotten
at being Cowbell Week champion!
393
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,580
[CHEERING]
394
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,460
Sorry I had to take you down, Josh,
but I mean,
395
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,378
[CRACKS]
it's Cowbell Week.
396
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,672
Yeah, it's true.
397
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,050
I don't wear flats, and she doesn't lose.
398
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,011
I'm just glad I got to play.
399
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,806
Aw, well, that sounds like loser talk.
400
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:52,479
Which actually reminds me,
I have some losers to go taunt, so...
401
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,772
[CLICKS TONGUE]
402
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,692
Thanks for getting me out
of my hotel room.
403
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:58,985
Yeah, no problem.
404
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,279
I'm just really happy
that you're making friends.
405
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,781
Yeah.
406
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,241
So Maddie.
407
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,327
Is she dating anyone?
408
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,912
No, why?
409
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,747
[GASPS]
410
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,459
You like Maddie!
411
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,796
How could you not?
412
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,089
She's adorable.
413
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,341
I belled you! I belled you!
414
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,635
And you wish I belled you!
415
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,929
And I belled you in your sleep!
416
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,266
Yes, yeah, adorable.
417
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,102
That is what came to my mind too.
418
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,284
Uh, hey, Willow.
419
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:51,705
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
420
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:55,000
I was hoping if I didn't move,
you wouldn't notice me.
421
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:57,794
No, I noticed.
422
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:58,962
[SIGHS]
423
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,423
It's not what it looks like, I swear.
424
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,592
Really? Because it looks like
you're stealing Joey's clothes
425
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,386
because you're obsessed with him.
426
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,931
Oh, okay. It's exactly what it looks like.
427
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,936
How about I give you 5 bucks
to pretend this never happened.
428
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:19,399
Mmm, looking is 5, touching is 10.
429
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,694
Fine. Here's 20.
I did some other stuff. Don't ask.
430
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:24,863
[EXHALES SHARPLY]