1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,087 Morning, campers! 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,840 [IMITATES ROOSTER CROWING] 3 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,677 Hope you all had a good night's stay at Camp Hi-Joe-Watha! 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,014 Boiled eggs are in the bucket. 5 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,724 I got your shower tickets here 6 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,727 because it really smells like a lot of you guys could use these. 7 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,605 Joseph Rooney! What is going on? 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,983 I turned our backyard into a campground. 9 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,402 No, I can see that. I guess what I was wondering is, 10 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,654 why did you turn our backyard into a campground? 11 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,158 To make some coin so I can buy my tickets for SPARF. 12 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:37,996 SPARF stands for Stevens Point Awesome Rock Festival. 13 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,623 It is the musical event of the summer! 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:45,003 Last year, One Direction headlined, and I got my picture taken with Zane, 15 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,798 back before he broke this Directioner's heart. 16 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,509 Mom, your son is a genius. 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,094 Every hotel in town is booked. 18 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,388 The money that I'm making is going to get me into the festival, 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,390 where Andy Grammer is performing. 20 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:00,643 -Mom, can you stand it? -No, but I can end it. 21 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,855 Have them all gone by the time I get home. 22 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:06,691 And you, sir, are grounded for a week. 23 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,526 -And give me back my hat. -Ah! 24 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,362 I'll get my shorts later. 25 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:14,449 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:18,078 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪ 27 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,246 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 28 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,499 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh, no ♪ 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:26,795 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 30 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,089 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 31 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,174 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 32 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,468 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 33 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,053 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 34 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,472 ♪ When you say, yeah ♪ 35 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:39,683 ♪ I say, no ♪ 36 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,643 ♪ When you say, stop ♪ 37 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:44,187 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 38 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,190 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 39 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,609 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 40 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,821 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 41 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:56,074 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 42 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,451 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 43 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,078 ♪ But we both know ♪ 44 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,414 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 45 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,087 BOTH: Liv, help. 46 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,047 BOTH: Sorry, you go. 47 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,341 -I need to talk about Holden. -I need to talk about Diggie. 48 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,176 BOTH: Sorry, you go. 49 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,012 I am so glad that you came to me. 50 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,556 We girls need a tribe that we can count on. 51 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,558 Okay, Andie, you start. 52 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,478 Well, Holden and I bought tickets to SPARF before we broke up. 53 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,440 Diggie and I bought tickets to SPARF before we broke up. 54 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,316 [GASPS] Same-sies. 55 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,944 ALL: Whoa! 56 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,320 I know, right? 57 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,613 [CHUCKLES] 58 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,782 What do you want, Todd Stetson? 59 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:41,661 Just to brighten your day one chiseled ab at a time. 60 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,455 Drink it in, Glasses. 61 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,292 Beat it, Beef Jerky. 62 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,795 I have to hit the weight room anyway. It's my abs-iversary. 63 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,840 Four years and the six-pack is still going strong, aha! 64 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:55,633 [MOUTHS] 65 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,303 [ALL GROAN] 66 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,931 Okay, back to your dual dilemmas. 67 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,435 -Andie, do you still want to go to SPARF? -No. 68 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:06,978 If I go, Holden will be there, 69 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:11,274 and if I don't go, then I'll just be at home alone, thinking about him. 70 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,778 Okay, what you need is a break-up intervention. 71 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,280 Give your tickets to Holden, I will not go to SPARF, 72 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,241 and you and I will have a super-fun girls' weekend instead! 73 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,204 I once did a break-up intervention for South Salamanca. 74 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,288 That's my co-star on... 75 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,082 ♪ Sing It Loud ♪ 76 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,210 By the end of the weekend, she was so over her ex, 77 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,544 you don't even know. 78 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,465 She just says that a lot. "You don't even know." 79 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,384 Ooh, that is really fun. 80 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,637 You'd give up SPARF for me? 81 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,013 That's the nicest thing anyone's done 82 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,516 since my brother took that garter snake out of my hair. 83 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:51,356 I just don't know how to respond to you when you say things like that. 84 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,402 So, moving on, 85 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,905 Maddie, do you still want to go to SPARF with Diggie? 86 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,241 Um... maybe. 87 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,325 I don't know. 88 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,577 BOTH: She totally knows. 89 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,249 Okay. Yes, I still want to go to SPARF with Diggie, 90 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,168 but if I ask him and he says, no, 91 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,170 I mean, I'm gonna feel like a doofus. 92 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,716 It's bad enough that I already got dumped. I don't want to feel like a dumped doofus. 93 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,928 Okay, so then don't ask him. 94 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:25,098 Just talk to him, you know? See what he's feeling. 95 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,058 Suss out the sitch. 96 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:31,604 Yeah, I can suss. Consider it sussed. 97 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,941 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 98 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,947 [CELEBRATORY MUSIC PLAYING] 99 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,158 Aw! 100 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:46,661 Jerk-tourage, you remembered my abs-iversary! 101 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:56,379 Yo! Look who scored free tickets to SPARF, courtesy of Liv. 102 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,631 Apparently, she's doing some stupid girls' weekend 103 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,801 because Andie is still super upset about being dumped on live television. STYLE ::cue() 104 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:02,886 [SCOFFS] 105 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,805 Girls can be so sensitive. 106 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,017 I know, dude! So sensitive. So do you want to go with me? 107 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,603 And please don't say no, man. It's going to break my heart. 108 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,939 Well, I do enjoy watching you cry, 109 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:18,443 but not as much as I'll enjoy being at SPARF! 110 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:22,280 BOTH: ♪ Oh, we're going to SPARF ♪ ♪ We're going to SPARF ♪ 111 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,449 -♪ Okay, now! ♪ -♪ We're going to SPARF ♪ 112 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:26,743 -I'll take those. -Uh, those are my tickets to SPARF. 113 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,703 Yes, but you're grounded, remember? 114 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,872 Oh, I didn't think you meant for SPARF too. 115 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:34,209 -You meant SPARF, Mom? It's SPARF! -Okay. 116 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,752 Joey, look at me. 117 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:39,005 Your punishment will go from one week to the entire summer 118 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:42,175 if you so much as step foot on the festival grounds. 119 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:43,593 Mm-hmm. Parker, honey. 120 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,345 -Enjoy the festival. -Ah. 121 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:51,226 Well, no Andy Grammer concert for this Grammer Jammer. 122 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:57,357 Hold on. Maybe there is a way. My noggin smells a challenge. 123 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,819 You heard them. I can't step foot on festival grounds, Parker. 124 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,737 There is no possible way for me to go. 125 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,656 Challenge accepted! 126 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,243 Right, noggin? My noggin says yes. 127 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,536 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 128 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,505 Hey! Have not talked to you in a while. 129 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,010 I've just got to find out if Diggie wants to go to SPARF with me 130 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,096 without asking Diggie if he wants to go to SPARF with me. 131 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,765 I just got to suss out the sitch. 132 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,018 So... 133 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,770 Our SPARF tickets came. [CHUCKLES] 134 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,732 Oh, yeah. We bought those together when we were... 135 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,817 -Together. -Together. Yeah. 136 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,777 So the ticket-- 137 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,696 The-- The-- The-- uh, the-- The tickets-- 138 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,865 What do you--? What do you want to do about these tickets? 139 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,243 What do I want to do? I want to go to the concert with Maddie. 140 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,912 But I don't know if she wants to go with me. 141 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,999 It's time to become Diggie Smalls... 142 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,335 teen detective. 143 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,422 Well, I don't know, Maddie. What do you want to do? 144 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:08,011 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I mean, I guess I could give you the tickets, 145 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,556 if you wanted to take someone. 146 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,518 Yes! Nice wordplay, Maddie. 147 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,564 I mean, [SCOFFS] like, clearly, that "someone" is me. 148 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,192 Okay. Yeah, no, there is... 149 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,611 someone I want to take. 150 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,365 Nailed that. She clearly knows I mean her. 151 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,201 What does he mean? Who's this "someone"? 152 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,285 [GASPS] 153 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,330 Does he want to take someone else? 154 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,376 Play it cool, girl. 155 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,629 Well, maybe I want to take someone else! 156 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,216 Wait, what? You--? You have someone else? 157 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:47,842 Maybe I do. 158 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,388 Okay, well, you know what? Fine. Why don't you just go with them? 159 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,764 Maybe I will! 160 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,016 Well, why'd you even ask me if I wanted the tickets? 161 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,811 So that I could tell you who I'm going with! 162 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,272 Fine. Go ahead. Tell me. Who? 163 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,946 Yo, Glasses, I flexed so hard, my sleeves fell off. 164 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,575 I'm going to SPARF with Todd Stetson. 165 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,829 -Right? -Yeah, we are. 166 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,372 Stacy! 167 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,625 We're a no-go for SPARF. Todd got an upgrade. 168 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,171 Later, Dillie. 169 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,009 It's-- It's Diggie. 170 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,597 [DOORBELL RINGS] 171 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,476 [GIGGLES] [LIV GASPS] 172 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,978 I'm ready for a girls' weekend. 173 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:41,771 Thanks for the ride, Grandma! 174 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,523 [ENGINE REVS] 175 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,025 [TIRES SCREECHING] 176 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,822 Andie, I am so excited that you're here. I have so many great ideas. 177 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,158 First, we are going to start by painting each other's toenails 178 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,952 all kinds of exotic patterns, or all black for you, 179 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,787 and then... [GIGGLES] 180 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,872 Stop! 181 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,500 Only dolphins can understand you right now. 182 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:06,004 Sorry. I'm just so excited. 183 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:10,091 I know, but I have an idea that will definitely get my mind off Holden. 184 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,676 I want to do... 185 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,597 this. 186 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,935 You want to volunteer at the slaughterhouse? 187 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,104 Even better. 188 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,939 We're going to the dump to collect scrap metal 189 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,609 for a weekend welding extravaganza! 190 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,320 [INDIFFERENTLY] Yay. Okay. 191 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:34,741 Yeah. I mean, if-if rusted, filthy metal 192 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,452 is what is going to heal that broken heart of yours, 193 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,037 then I am in. 194 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,748 Thank you. [SCREAMS] 195 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,335 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Wow. These are heavy. 196 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:49,047 Yeah, well, you want them thick so that the rats can't chew through. 197 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,843 Best girls' weekend ever! 198 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,765 Hey, Munch, I figured out a way around your grounding. 199 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,851 You're going to SPARF without stepping foot on anything. STYLE ::cue() 200 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,936 [GASPS] 201 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,979 Did you find a magic ring in an ancient cave 202 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,857 that bestows the power of levitation to its guardian? 203 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,194 -No. -Oh. 204 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,698 Just stop Munching out and follow me. 205 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,328 Welcome to Air Parker, 206 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,665 offering daily non-stop service to SPARF. 207 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,169 This chair is just going to float me to the concert? 208 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,588 And your feet will never touch the festival grounds. 209 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,966 Which means that I am not breaking the rules of my grounding! 210 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,592 Parker, you're a genius! 211 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:40,348 Wait, is this another elaborate prank to launch me into low earth orbit? 212 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,477 I'm not going to lie. It crossed my mind. 213 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,022 But don't worry, I'll keep you tethered with this leash, 214 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,150 and can pull you around while we SPARF our brains out! 215 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,860 I want to high-five your noggin! 216 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,237 -High-five away. -Aw. 217 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,700 All right, you ready? Comfortable? 218 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,578 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nice lumbar support. 219 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,080 Aw, a cup holder? That's so thoughtful. 220 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,542 Yeah, man, I am ready for liftoff! 221 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,673 Oh, I'm floating! Wee! 222 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,759 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 223 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,603 Maddie, how epic is SPARF? 224 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,979 [CAMERA CLICKS] -Yeah, it's great. 225 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:31,149 Um, I could actually use a hand. 226 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,525 No can do, boo. 227 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,236 I got one hand for my selfie stick and one for my thumbs up. 228 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,571 [CAMERA CLICKS] 229 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,823 Yeah, um... 230 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:40,742 So... 231 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,827 this was a mistake. 232 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,247 Um, I'm just going to go. 233 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,211 -Hey, Rooney. -Diggie. 234 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,089 Oh! Diggie showed up! 235 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,550 Yes! The thought of Todd Stetson and me is killing him. 236 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,512 Almost as much as it is killing me. 237 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,724 Hey, Diggie. Sup? 238 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,685 Oh, stuff. 239 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,270 Lots of stuff. 240 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,023 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 241 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,651 Um, what are you doing here? 242 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,653 Oh, I'm doing the same thing you're doing, you know. 243 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,737 Enjoying the concert. 244 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,031 With my date. 245 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,202 You--? You brought a--? With your--? Your--? Your date--? 246 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,955 What--? What--? What date? Who date? 247 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:32,043 GIRL: ♪ Oh, you don't even know ♪ 248 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,796 South Salamanca? 249 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,339 [GIGGLES] 250 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,133 Liv's Hollywood friend 251 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:41,261 who tried to steal Diggie from me last time she was here? 252 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,346 He brought her? 253 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,725 [RASPY VOICE] Diggie done done me wrong. 254 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,477 [SQUEALING] [SCREAMS] 255 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,943 -South. South! -Maddie! 256 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,278 [LIV LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 257 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:02,782 You're in Stevens Point at a concert with Diggie! 258 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,328 What? South was in town so I asked her to come. 259 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,832 Okay, that's a lie. I tracked her down in L.A. 260 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,208 and used my savings to fly her out 261 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,294 because she annoys Maddie as much as Todd annoys me. 262 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,378 I'm not proud. 263 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:17,672 I'm a little proud. 264 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,717 -Double date selfie! -Oh! 265 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,594 [CAMERA CLICKS] 266 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,316 Okay. [CHUCKLES] There it is. 267 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,153 A bunch of slimy, rusted metal. 268 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,073 Oh, It's kind of funny I had to go to the dump 269 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,241 to get over being dumped, huh? 270 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,870 Ha. So funny. 271 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,541 I think you know what we need to do now. 272 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,585 Take a shower that lasts for days 273 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,879 and scrub with steel wool but never quite feel clean? 274 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,298 No. 275 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,842 We weld! 276 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,595 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 277 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,647 -South Salamanca? Are you for real? -Oh, it doesn't get any realer. 278 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,692 All I wanted to do was go to SPARF with Diggie, 279 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,070 and now, I am stuck with Todd Stetson, 280 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,240 and Diggie is with South Salamanca. 281 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,324 Ha! 282 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,745 You know, I'm just going to say it. You biffed this, Mad Dog. 283 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:32,789 Biffed it bad. 284 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,667 Dig-a-licious! 285 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,043 [GIGGLES] 286 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,461 Got a treat for you. 287 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,673 It's so good. You don't even know! 288 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:42,757 [CHUCKLES] 289 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,512 Her voice is like a thousand tiny hammers clubbing my head. 290 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,724 You did this to yourself, Dillie. 291 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,436 Okay. Oh, thank you! You're just gonna feed it to me. All right. 292 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,062 -So good. -Uh-huh. Yup. 293 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,149 [MUFFLED] Best popcorn ever. So yummy, thanks. 294 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,986 [FAKE LAUGHS] Oh, Toddie? STYLE ::cue() 295 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:07,323 Would you open my lemonade for me with your abs? 296 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,878 [SIGHS] 297 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,547 Abs-olutely refreshing. 298 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,509 I can also grate cheese if you need it. 299 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,594 [GASPS] 300 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,892 Ooh! Open mine with your abs, Diggie Boo Boo. 301 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,771 [FAKE LAUGHS] 302 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,608 Okay. Sure thing, babe. Here I go. Just-- 303 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,235 -Oh, is that a Kardashian? -Where? 304 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,323 [SQUEALS THEN LAUGHS] 305 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,200 Look at us. 306 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,285 Four best friends hanging out at SPARF. 307 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:56,539 Glasses, Dillie, Shortie McHot Pants, and Todd Stetson up in this piece. 308 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,669 Yeah. 309 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,214 I am having so much fun up in this piece! 310 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,716 Oh, not as much fun as I'm having up in this piece! 311 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,970 Is that a challenge? 312 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,389 Oh, what? You want to dance, Rooney? 313 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,766 -Yeah. -Okay. Let's dance. 314 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,850 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 315 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,477 ♪ Let me see you wiggle, get low ♪ 316 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,357 ♪ Get low ♪ 317 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,112 ♪ Get low ♪ 318 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,323 [SQUEALS] 319 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:35,078 ♪ And move it to the side, side, side Side, side ♪ 320 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,371 ♪ Let me see you wiggle Get low ♪ 321 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,876 ♪ Get low ♪ 322 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:46,089 ♪ Get low, get low ♪ 323 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,136 ♪ Get low ♪ 324 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,724 ♪ Let me see you wiggle Get low ♪ 325 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,393 ♪ Get low ♪ 326 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,854 ♪ Get low ♪ 327 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,650 ♪ Get low ♪ 328 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,907 ♪ Let me see you wiggle, get low ♪ 329 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,452 BOTH: I win. 330 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,703 ♪ Now let me see you drop ♪ 331 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,583 So you've met Todd. 332 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,878 But have you met Ron and John? 333 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,841 Ooh! Your chest is so smooth. 334 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,926 You're like a super ripped baby. 335 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,261 [SQUEALS THEN GIGGLES] 336 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,222 ♪ Let me see you wiggle, get low ♪ 337 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:43,313 -Yeah! Weekend welding project complete! -Yay! 338 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,023 Are you completely over Holden? 339 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,649 -Yes! -Yay! 340 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,529 Oh, then why does your sculpture 341 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,990 look kind of like Holden playing his guitar? 342 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,452 I don't know! 343 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:04,459 Okay, so maybe you're not completely over him? 344 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,712 -Guess it's back to the dump. -No! No, no, no. 345 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,925 No. Um. 346 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,552 What else do you do when you're upset? 347 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,097 Smash stuff. 348 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,854 Smash away, my very violent friend. 349 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:31,111 [METAL BEING CRUSHED] 350 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,988 -Whoo! -Are you over Holden now? 351 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,366 One sec. 352 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,743 Ooh! 353 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:43,998 Now, I am. 354 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,626 ♪ Great! ♪ 355 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,254 Ooh, how about we go get those manicures? 356 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,840 [TRUCK HORN HONKING] 357 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,717 Sorry, my mom's here to pick me up. 358 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,595 But this was awesome, Liv. 359 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,347 -Thanks. -Yay. 360 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,600 Bye. 361 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,436 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 362 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,479 -Hey. -Hey. 363 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,066 I, um, came by with a peace offering. 364 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,776 I opened it with my hands. 365 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,196 Thank you. 366 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,865 Hey, I'm sorry. 367 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,909 I really never wanted to come here with Todd Stetson. 368 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,495 I'm sorry too. I didn't want to come with South either. 369 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,081 [MOCKING] "You don't even know!" 370 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:29,919 Hey, is there... 371 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,589 any way that we could just enjoy the concert together 372 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,673 even though we're not, like... 373 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,633 together? 374 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,510 That'd be really cool. 375 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,598 You don't think, uh... Todd or South will mind, do you? 376 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,309 And this is me eating kale. 377 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,895 This is me bench pressing a wolf. 378 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,942 -Something tells me they'll be fine. -They'll be fine. 379 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:57,113 MAN: Ladies and gentle-teens, it's Andy Grammer! 380 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,199 [CHEERING] 381 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,413 Stevens Point! Are we ready to rock SCARF? STYLE ::cue() 382 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,583 SPARF? Really? 383 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,502 Okay. Let's do this. 384 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,423 ♪ No, no, honey, I'm good ♪ 385 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,467 ♪ I could have another But I probably should not ♪ 386 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,219 ♪ I got somebody at home ♪ 387 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,471 ♪ And if stay, I might not leave alone ♪ 388 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,264 ♪ No, honey, I'm good ♪ 389 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,475 ♪ I could have another But I probably should not ♪ 390 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,479 ♪ I gotta bid you adieu To another, I will stay true ♪ 391 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,023 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 392 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,858 ♪ I will stay true ♪ 393 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,985 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 394 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,779 ♪ I will stay true ♪ 395 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,906 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 396 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,866 ♪ True ♪ 397 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,035 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 398 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,955 ♪ Oh, It's been a long night here ♪ 399 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,540 ♪ And a long night there ♪ 400 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,625 ♪ And these long, long legs ♪ 401 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,711 ♪ Yeah, they're everywhere Hold up now ♪ 402 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:56,297 ♪ You look good, I will not lie ♪ 403 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,801 ♪ But if you ask Where I'm staying tonight ♪ 404 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:04,347 ♪ I gotta be like, oh, baby, no, baby You got me all wrong, baby ♪ 405 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:08,309 ♪ My baby's already got All of my love ♪ 406 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,270 ♪ So, no, no, honey, I'm good ♪ 407 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,647 ♪ I could have another But I probably should not ♪ 408 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,190 ♪ I got somebody at home ♪ 409 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,651 ♪ And if I stay, I might not leave alone ♪ 410 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,319 ♪ No, honey, I'm good ♪ 411 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,530 ♪ I could have another But I probably should not ♪ 412 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,659 ♪ I gotta bid you adieu To another, I will stay true ♪ 413 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,245 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 414 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,913 ♪ I will stay true ♪ 415 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,041 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 416 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,209 ♪ I will stay true ♪ 417 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,295 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 418 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,713 ♪ I will stay true ♪ 419 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,049 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo ♪ 420 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,800 ♪ I will stay true ♪ 421 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,886 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 422 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,517 South Salamanca? 423 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,104 I got dibs, Todd! 424 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,364 You're releasing me into the atmosphere! I knew it! 425 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,450 [VOICE FADES OUT] Parker! 426 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,165 Sorry I forgot to call you yesterday, buddy. 427 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,501 Happy abs-iversary. 428 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,254 Hope it was a good one. 429 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,218 [GASPING] 430 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,803 I'm home. I'm home. 431 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,722 Ah, I'm home. Ah, back on solid ground! 432 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,182 [MAKES KISSING SOUNDS] 433 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,851 Hello, Father. 434 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,065 I assume additional punishment will be administered. 435 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,275 [SIGHS] 436 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,611 I won't say a word to your mother... 437 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,572 if I get to take a ride. 438 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,074 Oh, hop on, Dad! 439 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,035 All right. Bon voyage, Father. 440 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,663 And remember, don't text and float. 441 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,501 How do I work a grill?