1 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:07,757 Oh! Extra-thick gym socks? Thank you, Dad! 2 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,429 Okay, so somebody else open a present. 3 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,015 It's Christmas Eve and Momma's got a family newsletter to write 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,977 and a big meal to cook, so let's get this wonderful family tradition over with. 5 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,813 And also, Merry Christmas. 6 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:27,944 It is a Rooney custom to open one gift on the morning of Christmas Eve. 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,906 Yeah. When Joey was 5, he whined and whined and whined 8 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:35,076 until Mom and Dad finally let him open one present a day early. 9 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,161 Hmph. 10 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:38,747 He also whined when he was 6, 7, 8, and 9. 11 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:45,003 And by the time I was 13, a Christmas tradition was born. 12 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,714 I've got my own tradition. 13 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,051 I always get Mom a book of coupons she can redeem for cutesy things, 14 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,846 like smiles and hugs, none of which cost me a dime. 15 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:58,641 Christmas is a cow, and I milk it for all it's worth. 16 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,435 Christmas milk. 17 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,437 Feliz Navidad, mis amigos. 18 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,856 Here, Mommy! Open my present! 19 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,150 No! No, no, no! I wanna go next! 20 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,527 I wanna see what my little bro gave me! 21 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:13,031 Momma! Momma, please? 22 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,533 Okay, Whiney. I mean, Joey. 23 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:16,910 [CHUCKLES] 24 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,331 [JOEY GASPS] 25 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:26,461 A handmade Parker Coupon Book? Sickness! 26 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,382 That wasn't for Joey! That was for Mom! 27 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,966 I must've switched the boxes! 28 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,469 -No! Joey, you got the wrong gift. LIV: Wait. 29 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,513 Okay, hold on. A foot massage... 30 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,933 a 10-second nose nuzzle... 31 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,020 "Parky's Hug-tacular Love-A-Thon"? 32 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,523 [SQUEAKY LAUGH] 33 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:47,649 What? 34 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,610 You seriously gave these coupons to Joey? 35 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:54,489 Okay, there is no way Parker gave me a book 36 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,784 full of coupons for free snuggles on purpose. 37 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:03,498 But I am not passing up a Christmas with Parker as my personal play toy. 38 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,920 I will take the "One-Minute Hug of Joy," please. 39 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:13,466 Joey, I'm not doing any of those coupons for you. It's a stupid, meaningless book. 40 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,843 Really, Parker? 41 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,095 Was it stupid and meaningless when you gave it to me 42 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,346 for the past eight years? 43 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,227 Well, uh, what had... what had happened was... 44 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,397 Then, you will have no problem honoring those coupons. 45 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,900 And if not, no presents for you this Christmas. 46 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,444 -What? -[GASPS] 47 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,154 PARKER: Fine. 48 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,698 One hug of joy coming up. 49 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,451 Father, will you time this? 50 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,536 I wanna get my full 60 seconds. 51 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,873 -And go. -[TIMER BEEPS] 52 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,583 -Mm! -[GROANS] 53 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,837 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 54 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,339 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 55 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,507 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 56 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,593 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 57 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,887 ♪ I lace up my high-tops Oh, no ♪ 58 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,722 ♪ Slam dunk Ready or not ♪ 59 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,058 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 60 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,477 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 61 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,479 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 62 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:11,441 ♪ You dance to your own beat I'll sing the melody ♪ 63 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,860 ♪ When you say yeah ♪ 64 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,071 ♪ I say no ♪ 65 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,281 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 66 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,575 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 67 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:25,997 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me The half I'll never be ♪ 68 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:29,209 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 69 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:34,798 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me The half I'll always need ♪ 70 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:38,802 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 71 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,346 [LIGHTNING CRACKS] 72 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,441 Well, that's never happened before. 73 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,195 [BEEPS] 74 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,656 ZAYDOCK: We meet again, SkyVolt. 75 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:00,907 Zaydock! 76 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,535 What do you want? 77 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:07,622 It's not what I want. It's what I have. 78 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,458 Your friend, Garrison. 79 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:15,797 If you want him back, meet me here. 80 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,966 -And cut! -[BELL RINGING] 81 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,843 That's a wrap for the holidays. 82 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,221 That was fantastic, Liv. 83 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:26,182 Ah, nothing says Christmas like a glowing alien relic! 84 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,644 Pretty sure Christmas has never said that. 85 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,980 [SIGHS] Doesn't say a lot of things, kid. 86 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,941 Never said I'd be spending Christmas Eve here in Stevens Point. 87 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:38,111 Oh, what? I thought you were flying back to L.A. to see your mom. 88 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,990 Ah, no flights until tomorrow, so what's left of the crew is stuck here. 89 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,074 [CHUCKLES] 90 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,910 Away from friends and family. 91 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,623 No! Gemma, I'm so sorry. 92 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,083 [SIGHS] 93 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,960 Liv Rooney, look at me. 94 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,045 Closer. 95 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,089 Gemma will be okay. 96 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,260 McCorky's 24-Hour Diner is open, and they sell something called a Garbage Plate. STYLE ::cue() 97 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,264 Nothing says Christmas like Dumpster Fries! [CHUCKLES] 98 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,893 Christmas speaks way differently to you than everyone else. 99 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,231 Hey, why don't you guys all have dinner at my house? 100 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,566 Are you sure? 101 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:17,942 I come to eat. 102 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:24,366 Yeah. I mean, my mom always makes the most amazing Christmas Eve dinner, 103 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,493 and I would love to share it with my new Voltage family. 104 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,536 Thanks, Liv! 105 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,623 Nothing says Christmas like kindness and goodwill to others! 106 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,416 -Was that better? -Nailed it. 107 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,843 Ho, ho, hello, Stevens Point! 108 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,179 It's your old pal, Johnny Nimbus, 109 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:50,308 spreading Christmas cheer here at the Ridgewood Porcu-Present Giveaway! 110 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,770 Look who've I found! Hey there, Santa! How you feeling? 111 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,275 Christmas. 112 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,530 Ha! We are crushing this present wrapping, Maddie! 113 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,449 I can feel the Christmas spirit just oozing out of my eyeballs! 114 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,661 Um... 115 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,371 So hey. 116 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:16,251 Before we hand out all these presents to the kids, I got you something. 117 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,419 Oh! 118 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,840 [STIFLES LAUGH] 119 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,512 What is this? 120 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,055 [STIFLES LAUGH] 121 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,393 That is a lump of coal. [STIFLES LAUGH] 122 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,191 But that's what Santa gives kids on the naughty list. 123 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,818 I've been a good girl. 124 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,153 Why are you giving me this? 125 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,948 [CHORTLES] 126 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,576 Willow, relax. 127 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,995 It's... it's just a joke. It's not your real present. 128 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,455 [SCOFFS] No. 129 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,539 Jokes make you laugh 130 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:57,250 and feel like you have an ice cream sandwich in your tummy. 131 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,002 This feels like a rotten, old shoe! 132 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,547 No. 133 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,966 I just like you so much 134 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,553 that I felt comfortable giving you a gift with an itty-bitty mean component 135 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,889 to its overall hilarious makeup. 136 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,600 Oh. Oh. 137 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,728 -Let me show you how much I like you. MADDIE: All right. 138 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:22,609 I bought you a piece of the court where we won the state championship. 139 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,403 -Aww... WILLOW: [MOCKINGLY] Aww... 140 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,700 Get it? Hilarious! 141 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,456 [SIGHS] Here. Your coupon is honored. 142 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,668 One "This Is How Much I Love You" bulletin board. 143 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,171 KAREN: Oh... 144 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,091 I don't know how I'm gonna get everything done. 145 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,886 I haven't even started cooking Momma's famous Christmas Eve dinner yet. 146 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:53,348 Well, I'd offer you my "Draw Me a Bath" coupon... 147 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,516 Oh. 148 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,559 But I kind of need it for myself. 149 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,103 [JOEY CHUCKLES] 150 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,522 Double bubble me, bro. 151 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,692 You don't have to use all the coupons in the same day, Munch. 152 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,568 You're supposed to spread them out! 153 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,154 Hey, I don't know if I'll be here tomorrow. 154 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,948 I could get hit by a bus. 155 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,701 Don't tease me. 156 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,540 Hey, Mom! 157 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,418 Oh, your hair looks amazing! Merry Christmas! 158 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,503 I invited Gemma and the Voltage crew over for dinner tonight. 159 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,213 Is that okay? Did I mention your hair looks amazing? 160 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,215 Please, please, please. Thank you. I love you. Hair looks great. 161 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,299 Okay. 162 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,635 It's going to be tough, 163 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,805 but there is always room for more at Momma's famous Christmas Eve dinner. 164 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,724 So now, keep out of the kitchen. 165 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,226 Oh, and tell Joey to put out the fancy toilet paper. 166 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,602 We have guests now. 167 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,354 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 168 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,571 Hello, Artie. 169 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,490 Your lord of leaping is here. 170 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,079 What do you want? 171 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,457 Well, I made you a seasonal treat. 172 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,042 Minions, reveal. 173 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,634 An exact replica of our future home. 174 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:18,725 A gingerbread house from your ginger-haired suitor. 175 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,520 Minions, we ride! 176 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,939 There are stockings to be hung by the chimney with care 177 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,567 in hopes that Liv Rooney soon will be there. 178 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,407 All right, here are your presents, Coach Santa. 179 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,034 Watch out for lap tinklers. 180 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,579 Where were you an hour go? 181 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,918 Uh, hey, Willow, do you mind if you give me back that coal? 182 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,045 Because I really wanna give it to Liv. 183 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,799 Yeah, sure. And after that, you can spit in her face and say "Merry Christmas." 184 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,927 Hilarious! 185 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,140 The coal was right here. 186 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,434 [GASPS] STYLE ::cue() 187 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,855 You don't think we accidentally wrapped it, do you? 188 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,442 I hope not, or some kid is gonna think Santa's given them coal for Christmas! 189 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,735 [GASPS] 190 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,278 This is so bad. 191 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,489 We gotta find it because, I mean, anyone who gets a lump of coal 192 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,157 is just gonna burst into tears. 193 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,747 Do you even hear yourself? 194 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,253 [PHONE RINGS] 195 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,424 [BEEPS] 196 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,010 North Pole, Liv Rooney speaking. [CHUCKLES] 197 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:41,182 No. Um, we did not order dinner from Wishnefsky's Deli. 198 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,686 Okay. Thank you. Happy holidays. 199 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,229 Watch out for reindeer! [CHUCKLES] 200 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,648 [PHONE BEEPS] 201 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,858 Who was on the phone, honey? 202 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,568 Um, Wishnefsky's Deli. 203 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,112 They thought we ordered dinner from them, but I told them we didn't need it. 204 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,238 [CHUCKLES] 205 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,782 Take-out from a deli on Christmas Eve? 206 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,159 Who would do such a thing? 207 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,744 What have you done? Give me the phone! 208 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,164 What...? What...? Mom, Mom, Mom! 209 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,790 Why are you freaking out? 210 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,167 Why would we order dinner from a deli 211 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,960 when you're in the kitchen with a turkey in the oven 212 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,879 and gravy bubbling on the stove and...? 213 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:11,963 [GASPS] 214 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,048 [CLATTERS] 215 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,594 Oh, Mother, no. 216 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,976 Mother, where's the turkey? 217 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,604 Where's the bubbling gravy? Why aren't you cooking? 218 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,315 What's going on? [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 219 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,694 I hate to pull the curtain off your childhood innocence, but... 220 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:40,325 Momma's famous Christmas Eve dinner isn't real. 221 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,458 Oh, the deli is not answering! 222 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,919 The message says that they closed early for Christmas. 223 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,254 Yeah, well, they probably went home to make dinner for their families, 224 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,590 unlike you, you holiday hoodwinker! 225 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,010 Liv, I am sorry. 226 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,305 There are just so many things to do this time of year that I... 227 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:06,184 I always order dinner and pretend to cook when I'm actually wrapping presents 228 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,395 and writing the family newsletter. 229 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:13,108 Mom, but my crew is coming over for Momma's famous Christmas Eve dinner, 230 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,902 and we don't have any food and we don't have any time 231 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,153 and all the stores are closed! 232 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,738 I mean, what are we gonna do, Momma? 233 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,864 Oh. 234 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,367 Oh, if only there were someone who knew their way around a kitchen 235 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,952 who would do anything for you. 236 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,496 [GASPS] 237 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,791 -Artie! -No! 238 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,501 -Yes! -Wha...? 239 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,754 Bah humbug! 240 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:41,219 ♪ Joy to the world Artie has come ♪ 241 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:46,975 ♪ Let Liv receive her king ♪ 242 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:54,274 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! 243 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:57,902 All right. 244 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,658 So, the coal... is in one of those presents. 245 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,827 WILLOW [SIGHING]: What do we do? 246 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,871 We're gonna do what any good elf would do. 247 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,665 We go out there and we take presents away from children! 248 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,463 We need your present! [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 249 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,506 It's official elf business! 250 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,428 Oh, no coal. 251 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,430 Remote control car. Beat it. 252 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,476 Ho, ho, hold it right there! 253 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,146 All right, let's take a trip over to Santa's workshop, where the... 254 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:37,150 What in the name of Rudolph's rosy red nose is going on here? 255 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,739 Are you stealing presents from children? 256 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,034 Santa gave me coal! 257 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:50,455 [CRIES] 258 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,374 I didn't give anybody coal! 259 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458 [CRYING] 260 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,794 MADDIE: No, no, no, it wasn't... That wasn't... 261 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:59,714 Hi. That wasn't Santa, right? Because, I mean, Santa would never do that! 262 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:03,134 That... It was... Um... Uh... 263 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,595 It was me. 264 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,722 [GASPS] You heard it here first! 265 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,225 Maddie Rooney has ruined Christmas! 266 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,309 I... 267 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,900 Minions, show me what you found in the Rooney cupboards. 268 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,199 Eight cans of yellow wax beans and a bag of oyster crackers? 269 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,869 For shame, Mrs. Rooney! 270 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,331 Holiday newsletter. No time to listen. 271 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,710 Liv, when did they offer you Voltage? Was it September or August? 272 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,338 And when did I buy that dead guy suit that turned Joey cool for a day? 273 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,680 So, Artie, do you think that you could pull off Christmas Eve dinner? 274 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:52,892 Well, this is a tall order, and I'm a short man. 275 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:59,274 But there is one thing that would put a lift in my shoes. 276 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,445 A holiday card picture with you on my arm. STYLE ::cue() 277 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,366 We can look back on it fondly years from now 278 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,201 when we're married. 279 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,371 -Fine. -She said yes! 280 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:18,084 No, no, no! To the one photo. Not the marriage. 281 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,210 [LIV CHUCKLES] 282 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,672 Well, I have a holiday miracle to make. Taylor Minion. 283 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,010 Go to my root cellar and get me everything we don't need for New Year's Eve. 284 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,428 Joel Minion. 285 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,349 Fetch me the finest turkey in Stevens Point. 286 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,101 Other one. 287 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,978 Nudge Liv a little closer. 288 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:45,111 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 289 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:49,407 ♪ Liv and Artie gonna do this thing ♪ 290 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,954 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 291 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,669 Merry Christmas, Liv's brother! 292 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,379 Season's greetings, Liv's director! 293 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,089 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 294 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,467 Oh, you guys are in for such a treat! 295 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,722 I just cashed in a coupon 296 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,893 for Parker's Christmas Candy Cane Cavalcade! 297 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,524 I have no idea what you're taking about, but I am in. 298 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:24,943 Parker! 299 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,862 It's show time. 300 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:34,619 [JAZZ HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYS] 301 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,136 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 302 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,512 Oh. Huh. 303 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,473 Well, who could that be? 304 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,144 [GASPS] 305 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,647 What? 306 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,067 I invited the girls from your class 307 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:10,739 to come watch you dance whilst dressed like a cute, little candy cane! 308 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,742 [GIGGLING] 309 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,326 Joey! 310 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,246 I am not dancing in front of Kristin Alvez! 311 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,165 Hey, Kristin. 312 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,669 Nothing under that tree is worth humiliating myself. 313 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,263 [CRYING] 314 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:39,309 Hey, little girl, don't be sad. 315 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,062 But Santa gave me coal. 316 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,440 Um... 317 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,484 You know what? Actually, can I take a look at this? 318 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,613 Uh-huh... Oh. 319 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,114 Wow. 320 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,866 Just as I suspected. 321 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,369 This is not actually coal. 322 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:04,125 -This is the merry magic Christmas rock! -[WILLOW GASPS] 323 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,837 What's that? 324 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,839 [CHUCKLES] What's that? 325 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,842 Obviously, it means you win a prize. 326 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,470 Yeah. 327 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,389 The biggest prize of all! 328 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,850 A prize? What prize? 329 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,688 BOTH: Um... 330 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,984 MADDIE: It, uh, you... You win a... WILLOW: Um... 331 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,528 BOTH: Santa? 332 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,239 Oh. Uh... 333 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,577 Uh... You get to do the weather with Johnny Nimbus! 334 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:44,290 Yay! I'm gonna make it sunny all week! 335 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,711 [CHUCKLES] Go ahead, kid. I make it up all the time. 336 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,382 Hello, Stevens Point! 337 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,218 This is your old pal, Raina, with the weather. 338 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,391 Hey, girls, can you hold down the throne for a minute? 339 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,643 Santa sees some cookies with his name on it. 340 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:07,397 Yeah. Hey, save some room for Momma's Famous Christmas Eve Dinner! 341 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,481 [SIGHS] 342 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,859 Ah, dinner with family and friends. 343 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,778 That sounds a whole lot better than reheating a burrito 344 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,781 and acting surprised when you open a present you gave to yourself. 345 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,744 Well, Johnny, why don't you come to my house for dinner? 346 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,872 I mean, my mom always makes the most amazing meal. 347 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,373 You'd do that for me? 348 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,710 Yeah. I mean... I mean, it's Christmas, right? 349 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,963 Oh, and Johnny, I got you a little something. 350 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:35,300 Oh, you elves are gonna make me cry. 351 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,428 This is too much. Really, I... [GASPS] 352 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,721 [GIGGLES] 353 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:41,931 Coal? 354 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,101 I'm already in an emotional state! 355 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,855 [BOTH LAUGHING] 356 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,398 I get it now! 357 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,233 -It's hilarious! MADDIE: Right? 358 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:02,243 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] STYLE ::cue() 359 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,501 Oh, you did it, Artie! Dinner looks amazing. 360 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,172 I'll see you tomorrow for our holiday card photo shoot. 361 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,298 Artie, wait. 362 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,767 You really saved me today, 363 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:32,857 and I was wondering if you might want to join me and my family for dinner tonight. 364 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,320 Thank you, Liv. That means a lot. 365 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,616 I'd love to, but I'm not dressed for dinner. 366 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,121 And now I am! 367 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,002 Minions, leave us. 368 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,546 We'll do Christmas bonuses tomorrow with my family 369 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,131 while opening presents in our PJs. 370 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,885 [SIGHS] Okay. 371 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,679 Smells great, kiddies. 372 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,973 Okay, now out of my way. 373 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,142 I swear, I have worked so hard. 374 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,268 [CHUCKLES] 375 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:14,524 Here comes Momma's famous Christmas Eve dinner! 376 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,863 Thanks for having us, Liv. 377 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,364 Can someone please pass the gravy? 378 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,490 Oh. 379 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,785 I like to start with that as a base and then pile the food on top. 380 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,912 Told you. I come to eat. 381 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,293 -The gravy is on its way-vy. -Oh. 382 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,546 Many thanks again for having me. 383 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,132 Haven't had this much fun on Christmas Eve 384 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,635 since I covered that torrential rainstorm in Fond du Lac. 385 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:46,181 I used to be a storm chaser. Tell me everything. 386 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:50,518 Did you just ask Johnny Nimbus to talk about the weather? 387 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:54,731 because it's 82 and sunny in Cancun, and we can be there by New Year's. 388 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,276 -Muy caliente. -Oh. 389 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,616 Weird. 390 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:10,497 Anyway, I'm sorry I got so carried away with those coupons. 391 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,916 I told Mom to give you all your presents. 392 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,376 Thanks, but I get it. 393 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,961 I'm too old to still be giving coupon books as gifts. 394 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,923 Maybe, but I got you something to make it up to you. 395 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,012 A "Free Hugs from Joey for Life" coupon? 396 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,097 Thanks. 397 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,391 You wanna cash it in now? 398 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,311 I do. 399 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,021 Merry Christmas, Willow. 400 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,651 [GASPS] 401 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,653 Free Joey hugs for life? 402 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,156 God bless us, everyone! 403 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,076 [SIGHS DREAMILY] 404 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,246 Let's eat. 405 00:22:56,835 --> 00:23:00,505 LIV & ARTIE: ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 406 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:04,259 ♪ Fa, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 407 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,804 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 408 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,516 ♪ Fa, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 409 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,103 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 410 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:18,898 ♪ Fa, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 411 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,610 ♪ Troll the ancient yuletide carol ♪ 412 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:26,614 ♪ Fa, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪