1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:05,213 Hey, Joey. Want to have a contest to see who can punch the lightest? 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,717 Cha. Get out of my brain, bro. 3 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,181 Boop! [CHUCKLES] 4 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,475 Feather tap. Beat that, brother man. 5 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,102 -[HARD THUMP] -Ow! 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,313 Darn, I lose. 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,108 Oh, sick. Are we playing "Who can punch the lightest"? 8 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,651 Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,611 -[GRUNTS, THWACK] -Ow! 10 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,740 Oh, darn. Looks like I lose. 11 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,241 [LAUGHS] 12 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,827 Are we doing that thing where we pretend to punch Joey really lightly 13 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:39,164 but really we punch him really hard? Because I love that game. [GIGGLES] 14 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,248 Wait. 15 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,917 Is this what we've been doing the whole time? 16 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,253 Am I winning or losing? 17 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,007 Nah, I'm winning. 18 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,676 [AIR HORN NOISE] 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,511 Family meeting! 20 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,347 We have two big announcements. 21 00:00:55,430 --> 00:01:00,268 Okay, first, Parker has some exciting news, and then Dad has something to share. 22 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,772 Tomorrow, in keeping with the warp-speed trajectory 23 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,982 of my academic awesomeness, 24 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,611 I'm transferring schools to be a full-time student at Ridgewood High. 25 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,363 [JOEY AND MADDIE GASPS] LIV: What? 26 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,824 We decided to move Parker up a couple grade levels 27 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,494 because he wasn't being challenged academically. 28 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:22,123 In middle school, I was so far ahead, I was teaching three classes, 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,001 which was fine until I walked into the teachers' lounge 30 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,587 and caught Mrs. Mueller rifling through my lunch. 31 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,923 Keep your paws off my fruit leather, lady. 32 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,050 Oh, that is so awesome. 33 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,177 I'm so proud of you, little bro. 34 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,179 Yeah, dude, we'll totally take you under our wings. 35 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,973 No, no, don't support him. 36 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,727 This is a disaster waiting to happen. 37 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,563 Parker will take what you love, 38 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,649 he will make it his own, 39 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,443 and then he'll leave you scrambling to reinvent yourself. 40 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,073 Is this about the Badger Scouts again? 41 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,158 [ANGRILY] Of course it's about the Badger Scouts again. 42 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,079 When I was a Badger Scout, 43 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,539 Parker joined my burrow. 44 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:06,751 And within one month, he earned all the Badger badges. 45 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,420 This is Parker's sash. 46 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:09,879 Yeah. 47 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,007 And this is mine. 48 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,385 That badge is for having the coolest brother. 49 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,471 [VOICE BREAKING] The one badge Parker never got. 50 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,852 You will rue the day that Parker came to Ridgewood! 51 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,145 [LOUDLY] Rue the day, I say! 52 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,522 Okay, Joey, calm down. 53 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,025 Yeah, you are, like, totally overreacting. 54 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,193 [MOCKINGLY] And you are, like, totally under-reacting. 55 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,574 -Family meeting over. -[AIR HORN NOISE] 56 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,327 Pete, honey, what happened? 57 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,372 I thought you were gonna tell the kids about your new job offer. 58 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,417 Well, let's let Parker get through his first week of high school. 59 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,461 Honey, you are worrying for nothing. 60 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:53,923 We have raised a very mature and supportive family unit. 61 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:55,842 [DOOR OPENS] 62 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,886 [JOEY GROANING IN PAIN] Mom. 63 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,725 [STAMMERING] Uh, Pa, Parker dared me to, to hug a cactus. 64 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,852 I did it. 65 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,523 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 66 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,025 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 67 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,194 ♪ B-b-better in stereo ♪ 68 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,363 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine -♪ Let's go ♪ 69 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,448 -♪ I lace up my high-tops, -♪ Oh, no ♪ 70 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,742 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 71 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,452 ♪ Yeah, show me what you've got ♪ 72 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,038 -♪ I'm under the spotlight, -♪ Holler ♪ 73 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,207 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 74 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,501 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 75 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,127 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 76 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,588 ♪ When you say yeah ♪ 77 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,465 ♪ I say no ♪ 78 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,634 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 79 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,220 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 80 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,223 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 81 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,475 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 82 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,853 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 83 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:54,526 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ ♪ The half I'll always ne-ed ♪ 84 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,236 ♪ But we both know ♪ 85 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,446 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 86 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:07,372 Welcome to high school, little brother. I am so happy that you're here full-time. 87 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:11,001 I have taken the liberty of decorating your locker. 88 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,211 Wow. Thanks, Liv. 89 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,255 ♪ Pink, pink, pink, Girls, girls, girls ♪ 90 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,215 ♪ Glitter, glitter, glitter, twirls... ♪ 91 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,136 [CLEARS THROAT] 92 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,846 Look, I really appreciate this, 93 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,391 but Linda and Heather feels like a year-two locker. 94 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,143 Once I've established myself, 95 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,187 I can be more open with my love for m'gurls. 96 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,441 Thanks though. You get me. 97 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,567 [GIGGLES] 98 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,652 Hey, bro. 99 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,447 After a good night's sleep and a hearty breakfast, 100 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:44,909 I have come to fully accept you as a full-time Porcupine. 101 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,581 Some brotherly advice though. We have PE next period, so hydrate now. 102 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,920 [LAUGHING] That water fountain sprays anyone who uses it. 103 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,964 Parker's gonna get soaked. 104 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,217 [SIGHS] Welcome to high school, little bro. STYLE ::cue() 105 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,429 [CLUNKING NOISES] 106 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,599 No water. Must be broken. 107 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,310 -Not a good way to start my day. -What? 108 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:12,896 Let me see that. 109 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:21,029 I take that back. It was the perfect way to start my day. 110 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,828 Liv, I'm so glad you're not shooting Voltage this week, 111 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,205 so you could be here for this. [LIV GASPS] 112 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,373 Look what showed up. 113 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,459 The senior class gift we're leaving for Ridgewood. 114 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,710 Yes! 115 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:39,798 Okay, let it just be known that the class of 2016 116 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,634 is leaving the best senior class gift ever. 117 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:47,347 Really cool ficus tree in the library, class of 2009. 118 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,431 Pssh. 119 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,017 Hey, that beats 2012. 120 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:54,604 Their senior class gift was that bench on the stairs. 121 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,107 I mean, who needs a break between floors? 122 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,366 Yeah, now I know. 123 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,660 Okay, okay, let's open it up. 124 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,414 I want to see our super-sized "Welcome to Ridgewood High" sign. 125 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,084 I told them to spare no expense with packing it. 126 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,503 I cannot wait to see how magnificent it looks 127 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,255 hanging up above the lobby. 128 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,974 Wha...? No! 129 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:36,604 Okay, the sign that I ordered was four feet by eight feet. 130 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:41,317 Well, this is four inches by eight inches. 131 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,863 You got the four and the eight part right. That's something. 132 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:45,947 LIV: Oh! 133 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,742 This can't be our senior class gift. [CLICKS TONGUE] 134 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,995 I'm starting to feel like we were a little harsh on that ficus tree. 135 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:08,636 Hey, how sick is this? I get to have PE with my favorite bro. 136 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,723 I can hear you over here. 137 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,225 [CLICKS TONGUE] I know. 138 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,854 Hey, um, how is your first day at school going? 139 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,024 It's okay so far. I was named captain of the science squad. 140 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,902 Wasn't that your old job, Joseph? 141 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:27,030 Parker is killing it in high school. 142 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:31,159 Almost makes me forget your ill-advised first-day-of-school hairdo. 143 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:36,164 Luckily, I had the minions render your feathered mullet in pastels. 144 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,253 Bad-in-the-front-and- worse-in-the-back burn. 145 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,881 [WHISTLE BLOWS] All right, class. 146 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,468 Today we will be doing the flexed-arm hang. 147 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,054 Ooh, this is gonna be fun for you. 148 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,098 You'll get to see the champ in action. 149 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,143 Or maybe there will be a new champ. 150 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,773 [WHISPERS] It's happening. 151 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,155 [PANTING] 152 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,742 Down to Parker and Maddie. Who will be out next flexed-arm champion? 153 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,744 [MADDIE EXHALES] 154 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,789 How long are you gonna put yourself through this? 155 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,708 I can see those tiny little biceps starting to shake, 156 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,543 and I can do this all day long. 157 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,253 [EXHALES] 158 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,005 [GRUNTS] Dang it. 159 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,132 Ha! Guess I win. 160 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,216 Bam! 161 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,176 Oh, I need my arms for that. Hold on. 162 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,013 Bam! What? 163 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,974 Ha-ha! Whoo! 164 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,227 Finally, Parker tastes bitter defeat. 165 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,563 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 166 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,732 Challenge! 167 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,734 [SNAPS FINGER] 168 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:51,072 According to Wisconsin PE guidelines, article six, paragraph two, 169 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,284 a flexed-arm hang should be weighted by age. 170 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,327 Since Parker is five years younger than Maddie, 171 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,913 he actually beat her by four seconds and set a school record. 172 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,543 I know greatness when I see it, young Parker. 173 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,671 You're a rising star, and I'm hitching my wagon. 174 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:07,756 Huh. 175 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,091 Artie's right. 176 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,511 -Parker is the winner. -Yes! 177 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,971 No! 178 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,308 [WHISPERING] Remember when I said it would happen? 179 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,310 It just happened. 180 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:34,074 All rise for the flexed-arm hang king of Ridgewood, Parker Rooney! 181 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:39,579 [DRAMATIC ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 182 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,706 Applaud him. [CLAPPING] 183 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,167 Recognize his greatness. 184 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,172 Aligning myself with Artie isn't ideal. 185 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,256 [[SIZZLING] 186 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,841 Frittata? 187 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,386 But it does have its perks. 188 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,639 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 189 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:01,851 All right, good class today. That does it for the fitness portion. 190 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,145 Tomorrow we go back to straight-up competition, STYLE ::cue() 191 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,564 so divide yourselves up into teams. 192 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,483 [BREATHLESS] I choose Parker for my team. 193 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,194 Minions, Team Parker theme music. 194 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,698 [UPBEAT KEYTAR MUSIC] 195 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,119 And we're done. 196 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,916 Coach Rooney, in which sport will Team Parker be victorious tomorrow? 197 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,170 We will be playing sock hockey. 198 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,133 Ooh, sock hockey. Yes! 199 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,467 Now they're playing my song. 200 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,511 Hey, Joey, Team Maddie music. 201 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,929 Uh, uh, uh... 202 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,806 ♪ Bee-do-do, de-do-do, Do-do, do-de-pop ♪ 203 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,933 ♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do, Do-do, do-de-pop ♪ 204 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,768 ♪ Bee-do-do, do-do-de-pop, Bee-do-do, do-do-de-pop ♪ 205 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,687 ♪ Bee-do-do, do-do de-pop... ♪ 206 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,564 Okay, okay, okay, Joey, Joey, Joey, stop, stop, stop. 207 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,318 Well, you know, I don't really like to brag, um, 208 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,613 but no one has ever scored on me in sock hockey. 209 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,658 In fact, they call me "The Great Wall of Maddie." 210 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,995 You know what? I take it back. I do like to brag. 211 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,581 How could I have forgotten the Great Wall of Maddie? 212 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,124 We have no shot. 213 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,377 Parker Rooney, I abandon you. Minions, retreat! 214 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,087 Relax, Artie. 215 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:15,759 In middle school they called me "The Juggernaut." Nothing can stop me. 216 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,427 Minions, hold your retreat. 217 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,221 This creative yet powerful nickname intrigues me. 218 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,892 [WHACK] 219 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,560 STUDENTS: Ooh. 220 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,812 I can do that all day. 221 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,317 I figured out why they call him "The Juggernaut." 222 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,527 [WHISPERING] He's a juggernaut. 223 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,831 Well, it was not easy getting 400 pounds of marble up there, 224 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,709 but the sign you made looks amazing, Andie. 225 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,795 Thanks. Glad we got it bolted in 226 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,631 before my mom realized her kitchen counter was missing. 227 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,635 This sign is gonna show Ridgewood 228 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,263 that the class of 2016 is the biggest and baddest to ever walk these halls. 229 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,265 Yeah, it is. Whoo! 230 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,230 What? 231 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,650 Are you wearing Dump Truck's jacket right now? 232 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,278 -[GASPS] -ANDIE: What? No. 233 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,655 Whatever. 234 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,073 -Shut up. -[GASPS] 235 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,117 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Ooh. 236 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,829 BOTH [IN A SING-SONG VOICE]: Andie's got a boyfriend. 237 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,123 I said, shut up. 238 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,293 Well, no one's gonna miss that sign. 239 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,755 That's what we're going for, Mom. I mean, this sign is gonna show Ridgewood 240 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,592 that the class of 2016 is not like every other graduating class. 241 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,011 You know, I have to say, 242 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,763 I do feel more welcome than I did yesterday. 243 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,725 Oh, Mom, would you mind taking a picture of me 244 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,102 and the rest of the awesome senior gift committee? 245 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,647 -LIV: Okay. -KAREN: Yes. 246 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,650 Oh, okay, so, Mom, you're holding the phone backwards. 247 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,652 -Oh. -Yeah, you just need to turn it around 248 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,738 -Oh, turn it around. -and use the little swipe up camera mode. 249 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,072 -I got that turned around. -No, so, Mom... 250 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,741 So, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, 251 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,077 -is it okay if Joey takes the picture. -Oh, sure. 252 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,287 I would be happy to. 253 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,998 Joey, just make sure you get that sign in the picture. 254 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,375 You think, Mom? I would have never thought of that. 255 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,046 All right, ladies, let's, on three, say, 256 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,506 JOEY [IN A SHRILL BRITISH ACCENT]: Ridgewood. 257 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,050 Ridgewood. 258 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,303 [CRASHING, LOUD GASPS] 259 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,767 Yeesh. All right, Liv, you blinked and ruined the photo. 260 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:29,976 So let's do that again. 261 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,323 Thank goodness Joey wasn't hurt. 262 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,409 Or anyone else. 263 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,119 Oh, right. 264 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,248 Sorry, Mrs. Rooney. I don't know what we were thinking. 265 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,376 Well, we just really wanted, you know, 266 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,420 to give a gift that was gonna top what every other class has ever done. 267 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,966 Liv, the senior class gift isn't about trying to outdo everybody else. 268 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,428 It's about what you can do to leave the school a better place. 269 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,639 What did your class give, Dad? 270 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:12,477 -That clock. -But it runs six minutes fast. 271 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,063 And everyone gets to class on time. 272 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,316 That's our legacy. You're welcome. 273 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,153 [SNICKERING] 274 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238 You guys... 275 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,659 You guys are the laughingstock of the entire school. 276 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,798 All right, Great Wall, we've got a big game today against The Juggernaut. 277 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,174 -You have to focus. -Okay. STYLE ::cue() 278 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,874 Is that focused enough for you? 279 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,876 Yeah, it is! 280 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,420 Ha-ha! We're gonna crush Parker. 281 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,504 Yeah. 282 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,384 Hey, guys, I just overheard Parker on the phone with Reggie. 283 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,887 You overheard, or you were eavesdropping? 284 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,972 Hey, if he is gonna talk on the phone 285 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,224 while he is using the toilet, then he should close the door. 286 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,898 The point is, he was talking about how hard it is to fit in at a new school. 287 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,400 Hard? He's winning everything. 288 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,486 Well, that's because he thinks he has to be the best at everything 289 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,571 to make up for the fact that he doesn't have any friends. 290 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,866 I mean, it is hard being the youngest kid at the whole school. 291 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,951 Really? 292 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,081 Oh, I feel so bad. 293 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,833 I had no idea that he was struggling so much. 294 00:15:58,917 --> 00:15:59,918 Well, he is. 295 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,588 But I appreciate that my children are looking out for their baby brother. 296 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,511 Dude, can you believe that? 297 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,179 That's, like, terrible. 298 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,263 I know. 299 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,350 We can't talk on the phone in the bathroom anymore? What kind of a...? 300 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,403 -STUDENT: Yeah! -MADDIE: Bam! What? 301 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,071 [CHEERING, WHISTLE BLOWS] 302 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,782 Ha! Missed again, Juggernaut. 303 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:35,036 Good save, Mads. There's still plenty of time for us to win. 304 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,831 There's only 20 seconds left! What are you waiting for? 305 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,878 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 306 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,559 [WHISTLE BLOWS SHARPLY] Tripping. 307 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,894 Whoa, come on, ref, that was clearly hooking. 308 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,188 -Also illegal. -Oh, okay. 309 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,024 Well, then off to the penalty box I go. 310 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,318 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do, Do-do-do-do-do. ♪ 311 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,154 A penalty shot for Team Parker. 312 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,991 You need to score. 313 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,703 Are you a Juggernaut or a Jugger-not? 314 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,418 I did not know what to do, 315 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,670 because, I mean, on one hand, 316 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,382 you know, my little brother was hurting and he needed a confidence boost. 317 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,135 But on the other hand, 318 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,763 you know, I'm the Great Wall of Maddie. 319 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,600 [SIGHS] The Great Wall had to make a great decision. 320 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,813 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 321 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,910 [CHEERING] 322 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,828 No! 323 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,330 What? 324 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,915 Don't judge me. 325 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,458 He's my little brother. 326 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,754 Yes! 327 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,757 Finally, my first winning team! 328 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,301 Minions, we sock dance! 329 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:17,389 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 330 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,616 Hey, good game, little bro. 331 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,535 Thanks, sis. 332 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,954 I scored a goal against Maddie. 333 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,872 And she's amazing. 334 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,750 [VOICE BREAKING] I'm gonna be okay in high school. 335 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,670 [CLEARS THROAT] I mean, of course I won. 336 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,296 I'm a high school student. 337 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,306 Hey. 338 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,683 What do you want, Munch? 339 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,767 I don't know. 340 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,395 Congrats on the goal. 341 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,313 Wanna go sock dance? 342 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,608 -I'd love to. -Yeah, you do. 343 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,531 It's a good thing you'd never throw a game 344 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,618 to give your little brother some hallway cred and confidence. 345 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,204 No. Exactly. 346 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,873 'Cause you know me better than that. 347 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,374 Yeah. 348 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,918 I do. 349 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,928 Hey, Joey, want to have a contest to see who can pinch the lightest? 350 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,307 Okay, I am not falling for that again. 351 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,225 You go first this time. 352 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,687 Ow! 353 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:54,944 -[AIR HORN BLOWING] -Family meeting! 354 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,655 Come on, Mom, it was about to be my turn to pinch Joey. 355 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,494 We have some wonderful news. 356 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,997 I swear, if you say that Parker's getting his driver's license, 357 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208 I'm gonna flip this table right now! 358 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,293 [GRUNTING] 359 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,550 Okay, so the table's super heavy, but I'm still very upset. STYLE ::cue() 360 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,635 Okay. 361 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,596 This is about your father. 362 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,058 Okay, so you know how it's always been my dream 363 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,352 to coach college basketball, right? 364 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,271 I've been given an opportunity to do that. 365 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,190 Dad, that's amazing! 366 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,485 It's in Beloit, Wisconsin, a couple hours away. 367 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,029 -We're moving? -No, no, honey, no. 368 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,489 We don't want to uproot everyone. 369 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,783 So taking this job would mean that I wouldn't be living at home... 370 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,203 except for offseason and weekends. 371 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:49,082 Now we were very torn as to whether this was the right thing for our family. 372 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,335 But seeing how well you kids dealt with Parker moving up to high school, 373 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,422 we realized this family could handle anything. 374 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,008 We just want you guys to be part of the decision. 375 00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,634 So? 376 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,053 What do you think? 377 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,433 Well, I mean, 378 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,311 you know, Dad, you've always supported us in pursuing our dreams, 379 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,690 like, you know, when I wanted to go away to Hollywood. 380 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,651 Yeah, or, you know, when I dreamed of being the state champ. 381 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,362 And when I dreamed of building my first robot. 382 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,281 When I wanted to learn to eat corn on the cob 383 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,116 without squirting myself in the eye. 384 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:27,704 Now it's time that we support you in pursuing your dream. 385 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,040 Yeah, Dad, you have to do this. 386 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,960 Well then... 387 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,089 Your dad is a college basketball coach! 388 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,591 Yeah! 389 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:40,967 I'm so proud of you. 390 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,929 -I love you. -I'm so proud of you. 391 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,516 Going to a new school can be tough, kid. 392 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,436 But don't worry, you'll be okay. 393 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,736 Hey, Ridgewood! 394 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,906 Behold your gift from the class of 2016! 395 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,742 ALL: [GASPS] 396 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,495 ALL: Ooh. [CLAPPING AND CHEERING] 397 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:13,500 The Sip-o-matic Water Station will serve Ridgewood for generations. 398 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,836 Activate the fountain with front or side push bars 399 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,006 for clean, filtered water with minimal splash. 400 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:25,220 Or fill your environmentally-friendly water bottle 401 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:28,098 with the sensor-activated quick fill. 402 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,059 [GASPS] 403 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,395 And Joseph Gilligan Rooney 404 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,981 will be the first student from his class to take a sip. 405 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,984 [BEEP, WATER SLOSHING] 406 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:48,201 And that was a gift from the class of 2019. 407 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,577 You're welcome. 408 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,749 Don't worry, little man. 409 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,042 I will hug you dry. 410 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,127 Please, no. Please, no.