1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,296 -Everybody stop! ALL: What? What? 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:09,968 Is it just me, or is this table just a little bit wiggly? 3 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,847 -Huh. -Oh! Ha! 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,349 Sorry, I thought you were just realizing how ugly your sweater is. 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,434 Ha! 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,688 Well, listen, if it is wiggly, 7 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:24,816 your dad will fix it next time he's home from his coaching job. 8 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:28,862 When Dad is away, I am the man of the house, 9 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:32,574 and the man of the house is gonna fix this here table. Ha-ha. 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,034 I'm going in. 11 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,160 -What? -What? 12 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:39,748 [RATTLING AND THUMPING] 13 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,751 So how is high school going for my newly-minted freshman? 14 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,670 Well, astrophysics and organic chemistry are cinchy, 15 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,965 but I have to do a dumb art project for my dumb art class. 16 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,009 [BLOWING A RASPBERRY] 17 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:55,263 Well, Parker, you're living with an artiste. 18 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,682 -Let me help you. -Liv. Liv, honey. 19 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,518 I mean, you have a lot on your plate with school and Voltage. 20 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,354 Don't you think you might be overextending yourself? 21 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,106 Well, I mean, things are pretty hectic for me right now, 22 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,984 but it's not like you have a free moment with Dad gone, Mom, 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,488 and-- And, you know, I always make time for my little brother. 24 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,199 Cool. Thanks, Liv. It's due Friday. 25 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,868 Oh, yeah. Perfect. Easy. I can help you after work on Thursday. 26 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,745 JOEY: Oh! Guys? 27 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,790 Guys, totally just found the wobbly leg. 28 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,625 So I'm gonna lift this side up... 29 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,085 -No, no. -No, no, no! 30 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:32,717 Dang it! 31 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,512 It's-- It's still wobbly! 32 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,893 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 33 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:44,062 ♪ B-- b-- better in stereo ♪ 34 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,231 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 35 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,400 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh no ♪ 36 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,610 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 37 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,404 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 38 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,906 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 39 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,075 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 40 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,285 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 41 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,912 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 42 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,373 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 43 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,291 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 44 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,335 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 45 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,088 ♪ All I want to do is go go go ♪ 46 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:13,091 ♪ You you, the other half of me me ♪ 47 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,385 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 48 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,722 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 49 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,975 ♪ You you, the better half of me me ♪ 50 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,436 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 51 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,104 ♪ But we both know ♪ 52 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,314 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 53 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,736 Whoo! 54 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,989 WILLOW: Whoo! -Oh! 55 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,532 -Bam! What? -Wow! 56 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:42,078 Girls, it is time to meet your new coach. 57 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,246 Oh! 58 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:47,667 She is a former high school basketball star and she is tough as nails. 59 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,628 Oh, awesome! I cannot wait to meet her. 60 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,882 Oh, actually, you already have. 61 00:02:58,636 --> 00:02:59,721 Hello, children. 62 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,183 ALL: Mrs. Snodgrass? 63 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,144 It's Coach Snodgrass. 64 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:12,692 Mrs. Snodgrass was our super mean teacher in sixth grade. 65 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,945 [SCOFFS] She said I had attitude problems. 66 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:20,200 You scream, "Bam! what?" One time in a teacher's face during a spelling bee, 67 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,160 and suddenly you're labeled for life. 68 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,205 All right. Form a line, children. 69 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,542 I remember all of you from the sixth grade. 70 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,212 Not fondly, I might add. 71 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,006 Willow Cruz. 72 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:38,259 The girl who could never master multiplying fractions. 73 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:43,723 [TEARFULLY] I am three-fourths sorry about that, Mrs. Snodgrass. 74 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,145 Astrid Stanislowski. 75 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,649 It's Stains now, Mrs. Snodgrass. 76 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,569 Chew with your mouth closed, and maybe it won't be. 77 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,907 And speaking of nicknames, 78 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,619 it's Madison "Inappropriate Outburst" Rooney. 79 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,496 That's me. 80 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,249 Hey, Mrs. Snodgrass, um... 81 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:13,795 Okay, I don't mean for this to sound like an inappropriate outburst, 82 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:17,424 but have you ever coached before? 83 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:24,055 Sounds like someone still has "attitude" problems. [CHUCKLES] 84 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,558 ALL: Ooh... 85 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:30,603 Please take a seat in the attitude adjustment chair. 86 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,688 [GASPS] 87 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,440 No! 88 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,608 She brought the chair! 89 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,821 [IN A FRIGHTENED VOICE] I'm having flashbacks, man! 90 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,035 [CLEARS THROAT] 91 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,003 Hey! Okay, Andie... 92 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,379 Ooh! 93 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:01,092 Is that a picture of Dump Truck in your locker? STYLE ::cue() 94 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,680 Oh, and it's covering up a photo of a motorcycle! 95 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,266 Things must be getting serious. 96 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,478 -They are. -Oh! 97 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,272 I am so super-happy hanging with the Dump. 98 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:18,276 It is so different from hanging with Holden. 99 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:22,113 I mean, you probably have more in common with Holden than I ever did. 100 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,533 [SPUTTERS] 101 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,830 [IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] What do I have in common with Holden? 102 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,583 Besides everything because we are meant to be together. 103 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,960 Are you kidding me? 104 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,381 You guys both like the same music, the same movies, the same books... 105 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,216 [GASPS] Liv! 106 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,843 You should totally go out with Holden! 107 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,263 What? 108 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,100 No! 109 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:51,726 No. 110 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:55,063 No. Look, see, because, like, but what about the-- The girl code, you know? 111 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,524 I couldn't date my friend's ex. [LAUGHS] 112 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,109 -The girl code? -Yeah. 113 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,568 [SCOFFS] That's dumb. 114 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,948 What about the friend code? 115 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,326 -You're my friend. I want you to be happy. -Oh! 116 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,579 If dating Holden makes you happy, then go for it. 117 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,584 Ugh. I mean, I gotta think about it. 118 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:22,465 Yeah... Think, think, think. Thinking, thinking... 119 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,800 Holden! 120 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,970 -Hi. -Hey, Liv. 121 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,847 -Do you need something? -Hi. Yes. 122 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,807 You. 123 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,810 What? 124 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,854 Holden, will you go out with me? 125 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,692 Seriously? I thought you said we couldn't date because you didn't wanna hurt Andie. 126 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:41,776 Well, I know, but actually, 127 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,737 Andie's the one who told me to come over here and do this. 128 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,739 It turns out she doesn't care about you, like, at all. 129 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,201 So... will you go out with me? 130 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,121 Yes. 131 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:56,207 Yes! No, I'll absolutely go out with you. I don't want to wait another minute. 132 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,709 -Come on! Let's go! -Okay! Oh, wait! 133 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,086 No. Well, I mean, right now we have school. [LAUGHS] 134 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,798 -What about tonight though? -I can't tonight. Tomorrow? 135 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,467 -I'm working. -Uh, how about Thursday? 136 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,135 Thursday should be wide open. 137 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,386 HOLDEN: Yes! [LIV GASPS] 138 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,388 Oh, this is so romantic! 139 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,265 Whoa! No! 140 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,892 This cannot happen! 141 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,228 Oh, no, no, no. Andie said it was okay. 142 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,397 Oh. Well, then yes. 143 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,566 Willow, stop getting in the way of love! 144 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,364 MADDIE AND WILLOW: Aww... 145 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,125 We're going to work on fundamentals. 146 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,921 Let's start by lowering your center of gravity. 147 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,633 You do that by opening your pelvic bowl. 148 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,887 And we squat. 149 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,016 Um... 150 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,060 so Coach Snodgrass, we're actually used to 151 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,188 starting out with passing and dribbling skills, so... 152 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,483 And I'm used to children following instructions. 153 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,486 For our next fundamental, 154 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,239 smell your pits and turn away. 155 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,825 Smell your pits and turn away. 156 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,160 Smell your pits and turn away. 157 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,745 All right, you know what? I'm team captain. 158 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,206 I should say something. Hey, so... 159 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,543 Coach Snodgrass, um, can I have a word? 160 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:26,756 I believe you meant to say, "May I have a word," but proceed. 161 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,844 Um, so... 162 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,430 we are state champs, 163 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:38,184 and we are ready for basketball practice with actual basketballs. 164 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,269 [CHUCKLES] 165 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:44,190 Basketballs are for children who have mastered the fundamentals. 166 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,735 Now, for our next drill, 167 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,280 everybody grab a dead fish out of the bucket 168 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,948 and put it under your chin. 169 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:57,287 And, Miss Rooney, since you're team captain, you get two. 170 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,790 [MOUTHING] What? Help me! 171 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,421 This table doesn't wobble anymore. 172 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:10,508 I needed tools to fix it, so I went to the hardware store. 173 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,719 I go there now. 174 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,767 Problem solved man-of-the-house style. 175 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,229 Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call it solved. 176 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,731 Just different. 177 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:26,775 You're right. 178 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,152 These chairs are much too tall. 179 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,368 Hey. What's with the paintbrushes? 180 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,038 Seriously? You walk into a room with a 14-inch table, 181 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,915 and you're asking about paintbrushes? 182 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,670 Joey said he needed to fix the table. You're honestly surprised? 183 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,923 Good point. 184 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,051 Yeah, the-- The paintbrushes are for my dumb art project, 185 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,845 but I was hoping something other than Joey's munch-ness 186 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,263 would come up to distract me. 187 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,348 [SKYPE RINGTONE PLAYING] 188 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,474 Sweet! It worked! STYLE ::cue() 189 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,938 Dad? Yes! 190 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,482 Sounds like somebody misses ol' Dad! 191 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:11,236 Are you kidding me? You calling at this exact moment is the greatest thing ever. 192 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,529 Let's talk for hours. 193 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,448 Wait. Hold on. I actually needed to talk to Dad. Give me that. 194 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,617 Hey! You just Dad-blocked me! 195 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:19,869 PETE: Hang on, kids. 196 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,831 There's plenty of wisdom to go around. 197 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:23,915 Okay, so... What? 198 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,209 PETE: Whoa. Getting a little motion sickness here. 199 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,502 You know what, Maddie? 200 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,922 You got me so riled up, I can't work on art anymore. I hope you're happy! 201 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,382 Ha, ha! 202 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,094 Ugh. Dad, I am so glad that you called. 203 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,971 I really need to talk to you. 204 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,306 What's going on, Maddie? 205 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,643 Mom hired Mrs. Snodgrass as our basketball coach, 206 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,270 and she has us doing these stupid drills 207 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,981 that have nothing to do with stupid basketball! 208 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,901 Do you hear how mad I am? She just made me call basketball stupid. 209 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,238 Maddie, you're a great player, 210 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:59,659 but no matter how good you get, you're never finished learning. 211 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:03,496 Trust in the process. Do whatever your coach says. 212 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,124 Everybody's got something to teach you. 213 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,792 [SIGHS] Yeah, I know. 214 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,628 [STUTTERS] I'm really trying, Dad. I just... 215 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,465 What happens when I go to practice on Monday 216 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:17,969 and Snodgrass makes us do some... Wow. Whoa. 217 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,263 Oh. 218 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,223 Hey, Dad! [LAUGHS] 219 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:27,062 Hey, I'm having a little trouble starting up this here chainsaw. 220 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,313 [CHUCKLES] 221 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,483 Gotta use the tablet to look up how to do it online. Buh-bye now! 222 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,985 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hang on a second... 223 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,532 So tonight, we're actually going on our first date! 224 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,368 Holden has it all planned out. 225 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,453 We're gonna go on a horse-drawn carriage ride 226 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,373 followed by a candlelit dinner at Van Snooten's. 227 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,584 Ooh, Van Snooten's? Classy. 228 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,380 Yeah, well, we really wanted to do it right. Um, I should get going. 229 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,466 Oh! Heads up, the network scheduled an on-set fan meet-and-greet 230 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,592 with their favorite superhero. 231 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:01,221 Oh! Amazing! I love meeting my fans. When is that? 232 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,139 -Right now. Yeah. -It's right now? 233 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,225 Right... Oh, hello 234 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,478 adorable fans who are here on date night. 235 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,398 Um, welcome to the set of Voltage. 236 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,316 Does anybody have any questions? 237 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,610 Question one. 238 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,699 In the comic books, Tess gets struck by lightning on a Thursday, 239 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:24,244 but in the show, it's a Friday. Please explain. 240 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,415 Ooh. Uh... I don't really know the answer to that. 241 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,834 Maybe because that's when football games happen? 242 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:31,918 Uh-huh... 243 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,878 Question two. 244 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,840 I really wanted to leave for date night, but... 245 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,676 these were my fans, and I was their superhero, 246 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,887 and Skyvolt was not gonna let Dr. Questions defeat her. 247 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,099 -Question 38. -Hmm? 248 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,978 In the comic books, your cape is 36 inches long. 249 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:53,773 In the show, it appears to be 38 inches. 250 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,150 Please explain. 251 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,987 The camera adds two inches. 252 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,488 Noted. 253 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,033 Okay. Does anybody else have any questions? 254 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,909 They don't. 255 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,581 Question 39. 256 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,291 [PHONE RINGS] 257 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,460 Oh! Um, so sorry. Can you just give me one second? 258 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,711 I'll be right back. 259 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,549 Hey, Holden. 260 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,925 HOLDEN: It's date night! 261 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:25,096 And I'm super excited! Um, I just... 262 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,265 I have a thing with some fans 263 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,477 and then I do still have to help Parker afterwards, but then after that, 264 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,811 I am all yours. 265 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,021 HOLDEN: Well, I mean, if it's easier, 266 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,190 we could do something more low-key like pizza and a movie? 267 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,359 Oh, you're so sweet. 268 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,152 Um, but I... I don't know. 269 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,404 I sort of feel like that's a better, like, second date, you know? 270 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,990 And we've just been waiting so long for our first one, 271 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,242 I don't want to ruin your amazing plans. 272 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,578 We're still totally on for tonight. 273 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,996 It just might have to be a little bit later. 274 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,874 I'm so sorry. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 275 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:53,958 HOLDEN: Okay. Bye. 276 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,006 Okay. 277 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,634 -Where were we? -Question 39. 278 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,602 Remember, sight isn't everything. 279 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:17,315 You have to be able to smell, hear, and taste the other team. 280 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,026 Okay, I'm sorry. 281 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:24,114 Coach Snodgrass, can we stop this nonsense and, like... 282 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,282 Play actual basketball? 283 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,450 Oh. 284 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:32,372 Sounds to me like we have an insubordinate player who still has "attitude" problems. 285 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,710 Well, it sounds to me like we have a coach 286 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,170 who doesn't actually know how to play basketball. 287 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,630 [GIRLS GASP] 288 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,092 Is that what you think? 289 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,386 Children, clear the court. 290 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:51,891 You and I, Miss Madison Rooney, are going one on one. 291 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,894 Oh. 292 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,814 It's on. STYLE ::cue() 293 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,990 Whew. Hi. Sorry I'm so late. 294 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,242 What happened to our table? 295 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,411 Oh. Joey fixed it. 296 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,495 Ugh. 297 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,998 When are we gonna fix Joey? 298 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,793 Let's, uh, let's get this art project done. 299 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,503 Thanks. I really appreciate it. 300 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,590 Oh, and while I was waiting, I got inspired. 301 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,176 I have a pretty great idea for my art project. 302 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,677 Oh, yay! 303 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,013 So, what do you need the artiste to do, huh? 304 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,849 Water colored flowers? Some decoupage? 305 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,267 Stick your arms in these buckets. 306 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,729 Okay. 307 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,189 Blagh. 308 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,775 Really wish I could say this is the strangest thing 309 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,319 that you've had me do, but it is so not. 310 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,281 Yeah, we've had some good times, Liv. 311 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,785 [GRUNTS] 312 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,662 [SQUEALCHING NOISES] 313 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:02,003 So, this is incredibly unpleasant. 314 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,297 Just be patient. 315 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,592 Once these dry, I can use them as a mold to cast copies of your arms. 316 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,302 Okay, well, how long until they're fully dry? 317 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,680 I don't know. Probably five minutes. Let me check the box. 318 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,764 Okay. 319 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,229 Oh. Five hours? 320 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,232 My bad. 321 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,569 Five hours? Parker, I have a date tonight! 322 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,656 My advice, go big with the earrings 323 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,325 so he doesn't notice the plaster on your arms. 324 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,535 Parker! 325 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,621 [SCOFFS] 326 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,624 Ugh! 327 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,669 Ugh. 328 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,425 [SQUEAKING NOISES] 329 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,052 [THUMP] -Oh! 330 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,471 Oh! 331 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,559 [GRUNTS AND BREATHES HEAVILY] 332 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,102 [SQUEAKING NOISE] 333 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,603 Oh! [THUD] 334 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,400 [GRUNTS AND CHUCKLES] 335 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,079 Ooh! Okay. 336 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,916 Contacts. 337 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,085 Holden! [LAUGHS] 338 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,296 [PHONE RINGS] 339 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,380 HOLDEN: Hey, Liv! 340 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,508 Clap your hands if you're ready for the best first date ever! [CHUCKLES] 341 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,558 Yeah, so about that. Um... 342 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,270 Parker has encased me in plaster for the next five hours. 343 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,647 I'm really sorry. 344 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,233 Holden, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this tonight. 345 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,945 Please tell me you weren't, like, about to leave your house or something. 346 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,490 HOLDEN: No, not at all. 347 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,409 Yeah, no. I was, um... 348 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,996 wrapping up some homework. Um, we can do this later. 349 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,581 Yeah. 350 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:03,958 Yeah. 351 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,135 [SASSY FINGER SNAPPING] 352 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,807 Are you ready to do this? 353 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,441 Let's ball, Mad Dog. 354 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,828 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 355 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,287 Offensive foul. 356 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,997 Ball goes to Coach Snodgrass. 357 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,125 -Ugh! [COACH LAUGHS] 358 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,628 You just got pelvic bowled, young lady. 359 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,222 If I can smell you, I can stop you. 360 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:11,026 I can't see, girls. Is she crying yet? 361 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,489 [PANTING] Hey, no way you're getting past me. 362 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,492 I don't have to. The ball does. 363 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,162 I just smell my pits and turn away. 364 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,881 That's game. Coach Snodgrass wins. 365 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,300 I'm flabbergasted, man. 366 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,303 Wow. 367 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:43,683 So all of that stuff that I thought was so stupid really works. 368 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:48,104 I have no idea what to say to you right now. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 369 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,189 I do. 370 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,566 Bam! What? 371 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,406 Hey, um... 372 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:01,993 I'm sorry. 373 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:08,875 I guess I'm just having a bit of a tough time adjusting to a new coach. STYLE ::cue() 374 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,585 Of course you are. 375 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,961 Change is hard. 376 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,756 Yeah. It is. 377 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:21,262 Also, if we're being completely honest, I'm really, really missing my dad. 378 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,099 Just because he's kind of the only coach I have ever played for. 379 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,309 I hear you, Maddie. 380 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,687 But I think you meant to say, 381 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,815 "The only coach that for whom I have ever played". 382 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,071 Think about where the preposition goes while you give me ten laps. 383 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,326 -Thanks, Coach. -Ha, ha. 384 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,165 [DOORBELL RINGS] 385 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,084 Coming! 386 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,253 [DOORBELL RINGS] I'm coming! 387 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,005 [DOORBELL RINGS] 388 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,131 Coming! 389 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,383 [THUMPING] 390 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,679 You know what? Just-- Just come on in. Just... 391 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:06,933 Holden! 392 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,309 Wow! You're, um... 393 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,603 really encased in plaster there, aren't you? 394 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,273 For a second, I thought that you were 395 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,026 coming up with a lot of weird ways to blow me off. 396 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,736 Nope, this really is my life. 397 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,488 But-- But why are you here? 398 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,823 And why do you have a pizza? 399 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,534 I mean, I know it's not the fancy date that we had planned, 400 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,413 but any time that I get to spend with you is the most special time I can imagine. 401 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,210 You're so... 402 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,046 -Ow! -Oh! I'm sorry! 403 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,547 -Oh, I'm so sorry! -It's okay. 404 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,550 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll hug you in, like, two to three hours. 405 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,469 -Okay. Come on. -Okay. 406 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,720 -Let's have our date. -Right. 407 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,972 May I take your plastery lump, my dear? 408 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,098 -You may! -Okay. 409 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,892 -All right, here we go. -Heavy, right? 410 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,101 -Yep. It's not bad... -I'm not crazy. 411 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,187 No. We're fine. We're good. All right. 412 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,521 You're such a gentleman. 413 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,649 There we go. 414 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,151 -Thanks. -Good? 415 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,235 -Yeah. -Okay. 416 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,492 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 417 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,996 This was totally worth the wait. 418 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,540 Yeah. 419 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,628 This is the best first-second date ever. 420 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,130 Yeah. 421 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:20,924 It is. 422 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,764 -Pepperoni? -Yes, please! 423 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,187 Parker, dinner's ready! 424 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,563 Come to... 425 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,901 what's left of the table! 426 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:45,740 But, Mom, the table is totally level! Ha, ha! 427 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,784 You know, most boys would've just waited 428 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,161 for their dad to come home, but no, not me. 429 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,040 Oh, my special boy. 430 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,919 So, what's next, you know? 431 00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,630 -What else can Papa Joe-Joe fix? -Nothing! I mean... 432 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:04,342 Ahem. You have worked so, so hard already. 433 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,513 Mom, I got an A on my art project using Liv's arms! 434 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,974 Honey, that's great! What'd you make? 435 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,227 Behold arm-rachnid! 436 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:21,484 Oh. 437 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,194 Why's it got a picture of Liv on the front? 438 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,697 Oh, because she wouldn't let me plaster her head.