1 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:07,215 Hey, Liv. Hey, check you out. My girlfriend's a super hero. 2 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,341 Hey. 3 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:14,097 Skyvolt! Thank goodness you're here. An evil lurks in the cafeteria. 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,849 Liver nuggets! 5 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,894 Okay, well, sorry, Aubrey. 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,522 I'm not exactly in super hero mode right now. 7 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,774 I actually just popped over from set to pick up my homework. 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,192 But, I mean, let's be honest. 9 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,652 A cape really helps you make an entrance. 10 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:30,947 Also helps you make an exit. 11 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,911 Skyvolt, 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,956 an evil lurks in the cafeteria only you can fight. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,084 Yeah, heard. It's them liver nuggets. [LAUGHS] 14 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,045 Liv, honey, thank goodness you're here... 15 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,838 [ANGRILY] I cannot do anything about these liver nuggets! 16 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,298 Okay. Okay. 17 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,344 The music program's budget is being cut in half. 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,262 -What? -Mmm-hmm. 19 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,347 No! 20 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,140 You have to save music, Mrs. Rooney. 21 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,558 Well, I am working on it. 22 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:01,353 I am planning fund raisers. I'm even gonna have a concert. 23 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,189 A local sponsor will match every dollar that we raise. 24 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,566 Wow. Who's playing at the concert? 25 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:09,694 Well, I was hoping that The Dream could play. 26 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:13,198 Now, I know the band broke up when Andie and Holden broke up. 27 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,242 Which maybe I shouldn't have even mentioned. 28 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,245 [LAUGHS] It's cool. I'm with Dump Truck now. 29 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,456 -And I'm with Liv. -And I'm with Joey... 30 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,667 whether he acknowledges it or not. 31 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:27,003 I mean... 32 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,464 Guys, what do you say? 33 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,257 Do you wanna get The Dream back together? 34 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,926 -Yes! -Let's do it! 35 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,096 Great! So it's this Saturday night. 36 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:39,182 -Oh, no. Saturday? -Yeah. 37 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,143 You guys, I can't. I'm-- I'm so sorry. 38 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,978 I'm shooting Voltage all weekend. 39 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,063 [BREATHLESS] Skyvolt! 40 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:50,485 The liver nuggets have mutated. We need you now more than ever. 41 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,656 What the heck. Let's save lunch! 42 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,372 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 43 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,499 ♪ B-- B-- Better in stereo ♪ 44 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,668 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 45 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,878 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh no ♪ 46 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,047 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 47 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,924 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 48 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,427 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 49 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,512 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 50 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,848 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 51 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,474 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 52 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,893 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 53 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,854 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 54 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,856 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 55 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,567 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 56 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,570 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 57 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,822 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 58 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:39,200 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 59 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,454 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 60 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,914 ♪ The half I'll always ne-ed ♪ 61 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,583 ♪ But we both know ♪ 62 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,710 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 63 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,965 Hey, Mom, do you have a minute to talk? 64 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,760 So I just got a letter from Notre Dame, 65 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,637 and they offered me a basketball scholarship. 66 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:03,099 So that makes five schools now that have made me offers. 67 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,517 -Five? Can you...? -Yeah. 68 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,269 -Just give me a second. -Yeah. 69 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,688 ♪ My baby's going to college for free ♪ 70 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,523 ♪ My baby's going to college for free ♪ 71 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:11,941 Wooh! 72 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,030 So, that's exciting news. 73 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,865 [SNORTS] Ah. 74 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:23,411 Yeah, and it's exciting to have so many schools interested in me. Um... 75 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,288 I don't know. I just need your help choosing. 76 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,248 Well, what are you thinking? 77 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,668 [CLICKS TONGUE] I've just always had my heart set on 78 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,753 Southern California State University, 79 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,506 and none of these schools are giving me that same feeling of excitement. 80 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,383 Honey, I know that you're disappointed 81 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,094 that SCSU didn't offer you a scholarship, but you... 82 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,679 You still have some great choices. 83 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,763 Yeah. 84 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,640 So let Mama help you decide 85 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,225 by taking you... 86 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,143 on a little trip... 87 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,688 to the future. 88 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,859 So in this therapeutic role-play, 89 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,363 I will be future you after you've chosen a school. 90 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,407 [CLEARS THROAT] 91 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,288 'Sup? 92 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,001 Pick a school, son. 93 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,671 Okay. Uh. 94 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,047 Maybe let's try UConn. 95 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,595 'Sup? 96 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,725 So, like, I totally went to UConn. 97 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:31,104 And, uh, after retiring from pro ball... [SNORTS AND LAUGHS] 98 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,858 I stopped visiting my mom in Wisconsin, and she died alone. 99 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,901 -A-bam! What? -Mom. 100 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,071 Mom, I don't say, "Bam. What?" after everything. 101 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,866 But in the future, you do. It's a problem. 102 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:56,129 Help fund the music department by competing in Paws On A Porcupine! 103 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,924 The student who keeps his paw on Paulie the longest STYLE ::cue() 104 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,427 wins this... mystery prize. 105 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,846 Oooh. 106 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,893 This competition is generously sponsored by Beef McGravy's. 107 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,646 "It's the place to go when you want beef and gra... and gravy." 108 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,650 Sounds dumb. Won't catch me doing that. 109 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,110 Okay, but I guess you won't win 110 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,363 the Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard. 111 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,244 Did you just say Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard? 112 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,832 Mom had this bad boy delivered to the house. 113 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,292 She hid it in the hamper 114 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,629 where I happened to already be hiding. 115 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,631 I have to put it back now. 116 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,220 It's gotta be the mystery prize. 117 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,222 Okay, okay! Then let's do it! 118 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,433 Because if one of us wins the Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard, 119 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,936 we both win the Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard. 120 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,396 Correction. 121 00:05:55,814 --> 00:06:00,235 It will be I who wins the Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard. [LAUGHS] 122 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,070 Eavesdropping-pays-off-again burn. 123 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,701 All right, contestants, 124 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,413 if your paw leaves Paulie, you're out. 125 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,582 Last competitor standing wins. 126 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,875 Paws up... 127 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:17,961 And go! 128 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:22,173 The Rooney brothers will destroy you, Artie. 129 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,633 It's nothing personal. 130 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,428 It's just that we despise you. 131 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,766 Your rage empowers me. 132 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,812 Nothing can distract me now. 133 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,939 -Hey, guys! -[WEAKLY] Except her. 134 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,025 [WHISTLE BLOWS] You're out. 135 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,987 Bless you, Taylor. 136 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,115 You're one self-sacrifice closer to minion of the month. 137 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,536 Um, okay. So has anybody seen Willow? 138 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,413 Because they changed my Voltage schedule, 139 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,914 and now I can do the concert! 140 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,374 Yeah, I think I saw her in the gym. 141 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,459 Thank you, 142 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,544 and, boys, good luck with the contest. 143 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,087 Perhaps a kiss for luck, milady? 144 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:05,800 I mean... 145 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:07,719 Yeah, why not? 146 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,810 You can kiss minion of the month goodbye. 147 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,314 [WHISPERS] Just leave. 148 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,987 ♪ When we hear the bass We'll be losing our minds ♪ 149 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,531 -♪ Say hey! ♪ -♪ First one up ♪ 150 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,118 ♪ Our song is the one that goes like ♪ 151 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,953 ALL: ♪ Say hey, hey... ♪ 152 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,539 ALL [GUILTILY]: Hey, Liv... 153 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,624 [DRUMS CLANGING] 154 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,752 Hey. 155 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,047 Are you guys replacing me? 156 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,383 No. No, no, no. We're not replacing you. 157 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,219 We're looking for someone to replace you. 158 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,640 Uh, that did not come out right. 159 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,773 You kicked me out of the band, and you didn't even tell me? 160 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,900 Liv, Aubrey's just here for an audition. 161 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,319 All right? We were looking for somebody to sing with us on Saturday 162 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,946 because you said that you couldn't. 163 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,572 Yeah, and if we couldn't find anyone 164 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,324 we figured we wouldn't have to bring it up at all. 165 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,702 -Wha...? -Still did not come out right. 166 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,163 You know what? You're right, Liv. 167 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,082 We should have told you what we were doing. 168 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,128 I feel like a real jerk-face. 169 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,924 ♪ I'm a jerk-face, I was wrong ♪ 170 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,635 ♪ I dance for you and sing this song ♪ 171 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,679 ♪ Jerk-face, jerk-face ♪ 172 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,015 ♪ Jerk-face ♪ 173 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,267 ♪ Yeah ♪ 174 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,692 Wow, wow. What? What was that? 175 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,070 The Gustamante Jerk-face song. 176 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,948 It's how my brothers and I apologize to each other. 177 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,493 The stupider you look, the more sorry you are. 178 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,292 I'm super sorry. 179 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,044 We're all super sorry. 180 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,921 Holden, you know you're not supposed to keep secrets from me. 181 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,716 I mean, it wasn't a secret, per se. 182 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:13,053 Right? It was more of a... delay of information. 183 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,264 Yeah, like how you didn't tell Andie right away 184 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,184 that Holden broke up with her because he was really into you. 185 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,229 What? 186 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,775 Unless you never told Andie that, in which case... 187 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:30,028 One, two, three, four, five, six! Hey, hey, hey! 188 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,572 Willow, Willow, Willow, stop. Andie, just let me explain. 189 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,990 It's pretty clear. 190 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,034 Holden dumped me for my friend, 191 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,911 who didn't have the decency to tell me about it. 192 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,331 No, Andie. That's not... Andie! 193 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,044 I feel horrible. 194 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,007 Now's probably not the right time, 195 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,843 but I just wanted to say that I can play bass, too. 196 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,765 Just... putting it out there. STYLE ::cue() 197 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,981 We're into hour six 198 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,777 of Paws On A Porcupine sponsored by Beef McGravy's. 199 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,364 "Come for the beef, stay for the gravy." 200 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,951 It's time to thin the herd. 201 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,327 Taylor, onion. 202 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,454 [CRUNCH] 203 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,873 [EXHALES] 204 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,417 [CROWD GROANS] 205 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,626 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 206 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,211 You two are out! 207 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,755 Bleh. 208 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:36,052 Artie, using onion breath to eliminate a competitor. 209 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,470 That's devious. 210 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,180 It's Newton's Third Law. 211 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,433 For every action, there's an equal reaction. 212 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,894 Uh, an equal and opposite reaction. 213 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,855 Hush while the grownups are talking, child. 214 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,066 Newton said no such thing. 215 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,569 Are you kidding me? Watch. 216 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,530 Action, opposite reaction. 217 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,866 You're out! 218 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,951 What? No! 219 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,787 [MOCKINGLY] Thanks for the science lesson, youngling'. 220 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,673 -Hey, Mom. Is Dad here yet? -Oh, no, but you know who is? 221 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,468 Future Maddie as a Syracuse Orange. 222 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,847 'Sup? 223 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,059 Mom, you're not gonna die alone. 224 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,643 Joey is never leaving. 225 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,521 [EXHALES] 226 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,273 I know. 227 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,443 Dad's home! 228 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,944 Welcome home, sweetheart. 229 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,739 Dad! I am so happy to see you. 230 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,992 And I am glad to see you, because... 231 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,245 as the head coach of the University of Wisconsin Beloit, 232 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:48,667 it is my pleasure to offer you a basketball scholarship. 233 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,544 [IN A SURPRISED VOICE] What? Dad! 234 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,798 Oh, this is so great! 235 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,549 How'd you like to play for your dad again? 236 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,760 Now, now. She doesn't have to decide right now. 237 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,554 She has five other offers, and this is a big decision. 238 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,473 Right, yeah. Um. 239 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,393 Yeah, actually, Dad, I've been having a really hard time choosing. 240 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:10,146 Do you think that maybe we could talk about what school might be best for me? 241 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,231 Oh. 242 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,485 I can't talk to you about other schools. It would be a conflict of interest. 243 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,279 But, you know, maybe you should talk to your mom about it. 244 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,447 [GASPS] 245 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,200 I'll need a Beloit hat for this! 246 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,167 [PANICKED] We have got to talk to Andie. 247 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,169 I mean, she thinks that we're horrible people. 248 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,421 Are we horrible people? 249 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,464 -No, we... -I always thought we were the good guys, 250 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,509 but that is probably exactly what the bad guys think. 251 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,760 -You know, we're not... -Oh! 252 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,221 I'm a super villain. 253 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,306 Okay. 254 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,599 Holden, breath. 255 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,395 I mean, you know, Willow said that Andie calmed down, right? 256 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,148 [WILLOW GRUNTING] 257 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,816 Let me go! 258 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,110 Willow, what did you kidnap her? 259 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,779 Who cares? She's here now. Let's talk. 260 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,614 Wha...? 261 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,200 -I'm out of here. -Wait, wait, wait, just let me explain. 262 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,285 [DOOR CLOSES] 263 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,120 Fine. Make it quick. 264 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:09,873 Okay. 265 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,624 I liked Holden... 266 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,627 but I backed off when you asked him to prom. 267 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,882 And yes, he did break up with you because he liked me, 268 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,218 but I told him I wasn't gonna go out with him, repeatedly. 269 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,928 That's what happened. I was there. 270 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,472 -Yeah. -Yeah. 271 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,808 Andie, I would never betray your friendship. 272 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,478 The only reason that we're finally going out 273 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,771 is because you suggested it. 274 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,275 -But you should have told me. -I know. I know I should have told you, 275 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,818 but you were hurting 276 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,696 and I just thought that this would have made it so much worse. 277 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,157 And if it helps at all... 278 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,533 -It does not. -Okay. 279 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,996 I am so sorry, Andie. 280 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:54,834 I should have told you sooner. Your friendship means so much to me. 281 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,588 I appreciate your honesty. 282 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,882 I just don't know how I'm gonna get over all this. 283 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,801 Ah, no, totally. I get it. 284 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,387 I mean, I was a real... jerk-face. 285 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,891 ♪ I'm a jerk-face, I was wrong ♪ 286 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,143 ♪ I dance for you, I sing this song ♪ 287 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,562 ♪ Jerk-face, ah Jerk-face, ah ♪ 288 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,189 ♪ Jerk-face ♪ 289 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,816 [GASPS] 290 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:24,197 Second verse, same as the first but Holden style, much, much worse. 291 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,491 ♪ I'm a jerk-face, I was wrong ♪ 292 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,493 ♪ I dance for you and sing this song ♪ 293 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,912 ♪ Jerk-face, ah Jerk-face, ah ♪ 294 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,915 ♪ Jerk-face Yeah ♪ 295 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,836 [CHUCKLES] Wow. 296 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:41,756 [LAUGHS] That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 297 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,593 You guys must be really sorry. 298 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,013 Are we good? 299 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,016 -We're good. [ALL SIGH IN RELIEF] 300 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,184 HOLDEN: Ha. -Yes! The Dream lives! 301 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,477 Let's go rehearse. 302 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,023 Hold on! A certain kidnapper owes me a jerk-face dance. 303 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,524 Oh, oh. 304 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,735 [LAUGHS] 305 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,862 [IN A SERIOUS VOICE] Willow doesn't jerk-face. 306 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,531 -Okay. -Okay. STYLE ::cue() 307 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,907 -Here we go. -Yeah. 308 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,876 Hey. 309 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,962 Aren't you supposed to be at the Paws On A Porcupine thing? 310 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:25,216 Yeah. I just stopped by to get snacks. I think Joey might win. 311 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,676 Wow. [CHUCKLES] 312 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,763 That's a sentence I have never heard before. 313 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,014 Right? 314 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,311 So, uh, what's with the hats? 315 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:41,358 These are the hats of the places that have offered me scholarships. 316 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,277 Yeah. I'm just... I'm sort of struggling with which one to pick. 317 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,280 Well, you'd look good in the orange one. 318 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,578 Thank you, but that's not what this is about. Um. 319 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164 I just, I'm having a hard time picking a school, 320 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,250 and Dad has made it infinitely more complicated 321 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,628 by offering me the scholarship to Beloit. 322 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,130 Well, how does that make it more complicated? 323 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:07,634 I don't know. Because playing for Dad sounds like it would be super fun. 324 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,262 I've just, I haven't been excited about playing anywhere other than SCSU. 325 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,932 Great, so tell Dad that you'll play for Beloit. 326 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,809 No. It's not great. 327 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,312 This is the biggest decision that I've ever had to make, and... 328 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,440 What if I'm just letting my heart talk and not my head? 329 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,902 Yeah. You're confusing me? 330 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,699 Uh, this, uh touchy-feely stuff 331 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,702 is too touchy and too feely, so... 332 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,495 See you. 333 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,504 Parker, not sure how much more of this I can take. 334 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,881 We're 18 hours in, and there's no end in sight. 335 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,261 Ref, is slapping a contestant against the rules? 336 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,013 I don't think so. 337 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,687 Thank you. 338 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,859 Minions, slap me. 339 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,361 You're out! 340 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,115 I can't even look at the two of you. 341 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:14,951 Artie... 342 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,163 I'm so tired right now. I can't even despise you. 343 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,457 Let's make a deal. 344 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,250 I'm listening... 345 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,669 Sort of. I'm delirious. 346 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:29,299 We'll share custody of the Geohawk Free-Hands Electric Skateboard. 347 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,760 -Deal. [JOEY LAUGHS] 348 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,512 Fine, and seal it with a promissory oath. 349 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,097 Parker, will you administer, please. 350 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,683 Artie, repeat after me. 351 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,977 I, Artie Smalls... 352 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,354 I, Artie Smalls... 353 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,898 Have just taken my hand off Paulie. 354 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,150 Have just taken my hand off Paulie. [GASPS] 355 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,152 [WHISTLE BLOWS] You're out! 356 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,238 JOEY: Ha, ha! -[CRYING] No! 357 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,699 BOTH: Rooney-brothers-beat-you burn. 358 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,161 We have a winner! 359 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,830 Oh, please. Thank you so much. 360 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,082 Thank you. 361 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,376 Congratulations, Joey. 362 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,919 You have just won... 363 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,547 BOTH: The Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard! 364 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,549 What? No, that's not the prize. 365 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,259 -What? -Well, 366 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,179 why else would you have a Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard? 367 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,140 To show all the kids that I'm down with their sick rides. 368 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,436 So, what is the prize? 369 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,313 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 370 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,898 Oop. 371 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,360 It is a certificate for a college counseling lunch 372 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,946 with Vice Principal Rooney at Beef McGravy's. 373 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,784 "Where you major in beef and minor in gravy." 374 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,787 BOTH [SCREAMNG]: No! 375 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,545 Hey, Dad. 376 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,213 Can I talk to you for a second? 377 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,633 It's not about college or basketball or anything. 378 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,636 Its... Actually, it's about, um... 379 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,389 A cow. 380 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,935 Nothing in the rules against talking about a cow. 381 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,606 Right, so... So there's this cow. 382 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:13,945 Uh, and she's trying to choose a... meadow. 383 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:17,490 Um, and-- And, you know, there are a lot of really... 384 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:21,786 great meadows, but there's only one that's making her feel excited. 385 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:27,459 Okay, so-- So, what's this cow like about this particular... 386 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,627 ...meadow? 387 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,048 Well, there's this farmer there 388 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,092 who taught her how to eat grass when she was a calf. 389 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,762 Um... 390 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,597 And... 391 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,558 the problem is, she just, she can't tell if... 392 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,478 she likes the meadow because she loves her farmer... 393 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,649 or, you know, because it's the right meadow for her. 394 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,779 Well, you should tell your... 395 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,281 ...cow 396 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:04,537 as long as you give each meadow serious consideration... 397 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:09,918 the emotional choice can still be the right choice. STYLE ::cue() 398 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,713 Yeah. Got it. 399 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,424 Also... 400 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,387 tell that cow... 401 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,138 no matter what, 402 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,349 the farmer's always gonna love her... 403 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,853 and support whatever decision she makes. 404 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,607 Thanks, Dad. 405 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,659 I'm choosing Beloit. 406 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,286 I wanna play basketball for you. 407 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,831 Yes! 408 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,000 Yes! 409 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,795 I thought that's what we were talking about, but I wasn't sure! 410 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,840 [PETE SQUEALING] -Yeah! 411 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,425 [LAUGHING] Oh. 412 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,761 'Sup? Ha, ha, ha. 413 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:05,181 -I'm going to Beloit! -Yeah! 414 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:11,771 I am proud to say, the music program has been saved! 415 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,315 [CHEERING] 416 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,320 Thanks to our generous sponsor, Beef McGravy's, 417 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,698 "where the beef is boffo, and the gravy..." 418 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,409 You know what? We reached our goal. I am not doing this. Okay. 419 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:28,455 Put your hands together for... The Dream. 420 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:31,916 [CHEERING] 421 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,252 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 422 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,630 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 423 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,092 ♪ Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 424 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,512 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 425 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:48,725 ♪ Oh-oh-oh- oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 426 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:53,229 ♪ You missed the bus And rain is pouring down ♪ 427 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,648 ♪ So you dance in the puddles ♪ 428 00:21:55,732 --> 00:22:00,195 ♪ It's been uphill forever it seems now ♪ 429 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,781 ♪ Any day you'll be at the top 430 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:06,242 ♪ No one told you that The story of your life ♪ 431 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,162 ♪ Would have chapters That would force you to cry ♪ 432 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:15,543 ♪ Every ending is a new beginning ♪ 433 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:19,005 -♪ Battle through the hard times ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 434 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,174 ♪ Be grateful for the good ones ♪ 435 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,717 ♪ Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 436 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,887 -♪ Every time you fall down ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 437 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,391 ♪ Just sing in the key of life 438 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,519 ♪ Oh-oh-oh- oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 439 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:36,022 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 440 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,401 ♪ Oh-oh-oh- oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 441 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:43,238 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 442 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:47,575 ♪ You're never out of tune If you sing in the key of life 443 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:51,329 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 444 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,753 Oh, Joey, 445 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,296 we need to schedule our lunch. 446 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,967 Mom, why aren't you on your Geohawk Hands-Free Electric Skateboard 447 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,468 instead of using your stupid feet? 448 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,178 No, no. 449 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,848 I nearly broke my neck trying to ride that thing. 450 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,433 I sold it online. 451 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,939 Hello, Rooneys. [LAUGHS] 452 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,066 Have fun using your stupid feet. 453 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,735 [CHUCKLES] 454 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,903 Minions, we glide.