1 00:00:00,291 --> 00:00:04,421 [THUNDER CRASHES] 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:06,631 [GRUNTING] Let me go, Daktron! 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,259 Hey! 4 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,144 Okay, we've gotta get out of here. 5 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,937 Daktron will reassemble and come back for us. 6 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,815 [BELL RINGS] 7 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,192 Cut! Nice scene. 8 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,986 -Thank you. -That's a quick ten, everyone. 9 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,071 Since we have a break, I'm gonna go find Maddie. 10 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:35,910 Ooh! To talk about your first date? Ooh! 11 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,579 Stop. 12 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,875 Actually, don't stop. [GIGGLING] I might do it myself. 13 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,878 I have a date. Ooh! 14 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,215 It is so no fun teasing you. 15 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,429 JOSH: Hey, Maddie. -Hey! 16 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:58,683 -Big night tonight. -Yeah. It's our, uh... first date. 17 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,602 [JOSH LAUGHS] -What are we doing? 18 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:04,189 Oh, no, no, no. Remember you beat me at Tree-House Horse. 19 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,274 Oh, yes. How could I forget? 20 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,277 You are kind of adorable when you're frozen in fear. 21 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,072 Take that back. 22 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,033 I am totally adorable when I'm frozen in fear. 23 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,951 Yeah. [LAUGHS AND SNORTS] 24 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,371 You won, which means you plan the date. 25 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,123 -Right. -Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,584 Yes. I'm planning the date. 27 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,837 Pfft, I mean you, you better not also be planning the date 28 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,464 because, like, I'm the-- The planner. 29 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,383 Cool. 30 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,009 So, what are we doing? 31 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,011 Oh, well... 32 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,097 We are obviously having the best first date 33 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,182 in the history of first dates. [LAUGHS] 34 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,102 Uh, you know, I don't usually do this before I do something awesome, 35 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,478 but bam! What? 36 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,191 That, my good sir, is a pre-bam, what. 37 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,985 Which I mean is, like, pretty much unprecedented. 38 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,657 Don't bam-what unless you plan to back it up. 39 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,535 Oh, I'm a back it up. 40 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,705 ♪ I'mma back it up, I'mma back it up. ♪ 41 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,668 Wait, are we break dancing or are we just backing it up? 42 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,212 Because either way, I am so in. 43 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,714 ♪ Now back it up, now back it up ♪ 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,924 Okay, okay, okay. Joey, Joey, Joey. 45 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,720 I need your help. 46 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,555 I love being helpful. 47 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:22,726 So I need your help planning my first date with Josh. 48 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,562 Because what does a guy even wanna do on a first date? 49 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,646 Oh. 50 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,108 You've come to me as an example of masculinity? 51 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,987 Let me just take a second to blush. 52 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,869 Okay. Okay. 53 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,955 The two of you just need some place where you can be alone. 54 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,875 Bonus points for working in kitties or a puppet show. 55 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,628 Thank you, Joe. That's good advice. 56 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,297 You gonna do the opposite of what I said? 57 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,507 -I am. -Whoo! I was helpful. 58 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,137 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 59 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,306 ♪ B--B--Better in stereo ♪ 60 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,308 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 61 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,602 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 62 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,771 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 63 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,856 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 64 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,150 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 65 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,361 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 66 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,446 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 67 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,114 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 68 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,658 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 69 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,535 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 70 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,579 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 71 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,290 ♪ All I want to do is go go go ♪ 72 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:30,293 ♪ You you, the other half of me me ♪ 73 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,545 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 74 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,840 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 75 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:39,177 ♪ You you, the better half of me me ♪ 76 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,596 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 77 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,306 ♪ But we both know ♪ 78 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,517 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 79 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,771 Ears up here, Porcu-Pipers. 80 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:52,065 Let's do the Liv Rooney number. 81 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,776 You know the song. Crack a smile, and let's sing along. 82 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,861 -Two, three, four. -ALL [IN HARMONY]: ♪ Hey! ♪ 83 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,949 ♪ You and me and the beat Go great together ♪ 84 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:05,036 ♪ You and me and the beat Go great together ♪ 85 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,998 ♪ You and me and the beat go great together ♪ 86 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:13,962 [OFF-KEY] ♪ You and me and the beat Go great together now ♪ 87 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,633 Me and the beat do not go great together. 88 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,094 But Show Choir is an easy A, 89 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,888 and this scientist needs one class he can coast in. 90 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,434 You know, aside from Statistical Thermodynamics. 91 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,563 That was porcu-perfect, Porcu-Pipers! 92 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,648 Well done, us. 93 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,525 Straight A's all around, am I right? 94 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:37,944 You are wrong! 95 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,697 Parker, you're off beat and off key. 96 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,324 But, uh, that's still an A, am I right? 97 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,368 More like an F. 98 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,703 An F? 99 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,289 But Mr. Bell, I can't fail a class. 100 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,042 That was the agreement when I was promoted to high school. 101 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,794 They'll ship me back to middle school. I can't go back there. 102 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,713 They threw me a parade. 103 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,216 Well, if you want to raise your grade, STYLE ::cue() 104 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,219 you'll have to perform a solo at the Porcu-Piper Pep Performance. 105 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,765 In front of the whole school? 106 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,975 No! 107 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,186 Then I guess you'll fail. 108 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:16,900 [HARMONIOUSLY] ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah ♪ 109 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,613 A baseball game? 110 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,698 This is perfect. 111 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,658 Yeah. 112 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:26,868 I was gonna go for something, 113 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:29,829 like, romantic and private but then I figured that was dumb, right? 114 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,081 -Oh, so dumb. -Yeah. 115 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,418 ANNOUNCER: It's a beautiful day for a ball game. 116 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:39,089 Who's ready for some Stevens Point Cheese Curds baseball? 117 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,965 Me. I'm ready. 118 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,801 Whoo! [LAUGHS] 119 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,053 Ha-ha. 120 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,180 Yeah, and it gets better. 121 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,515 This is actually a charity fundraiser, 122 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,393 so there are some major leaguers playing with the Cheese Curds today. 123 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,269 And actually, starting at shortstop, 124 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:57,107 we have San Francisco Giant Brandon Crawford. 125 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,818 -Brandon Crawford? -Yep. 126 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,071 Spit in my eye and call me a duckling. 127 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,615 He's an All-Star! 128 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,701 He's won two World Series, he's my favorite player. 129 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:08,785 How did you know? 130 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,496 I mean, you know, I have my ways. 131 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,123 I've got to hand it to you, Mads... 132 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,042 you really know how to plan a date. 133 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,336 Say it. 134 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,255 Say it! 135 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,756 Bam! What? 136 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,966 [LAUGHS] 137 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,677 Yeah! I told you so. 138 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,472 Hey! Three hot dogs over here. 139 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,975 I'm so sorry. Did you want a hot dog? 140 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,354 -Mother. -Hm? 141 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,190 With Dad away, you obviously need a break. 142 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,650 -Oh. -So I'm taking over 143 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,193 the household chore that you hate the most. 144 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,237 -Cleaning the bathrooms? -Nope, that's gross. 145 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,488 Oh. 146 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,116 I am taking over grocery shopping. 147 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,909 -Really? -Yep. 148 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:54,039 I found an app that gives us deals on everything from apples to zucchinis. 149 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,249 -Uh-huh. -By the way, I am not buying zucchinis 150 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,043 because they are disgusting. 151 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:03,214 Well, thank you, Joey. I now have an afternoon free. 152 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:07,052 I guess I could do my nails or, oh, take a bath, or read a book. 153 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,929 I'm taking over grocery shopping, not listening to you yammer on. 154 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,807 Still love you, baby! 155 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,686 [GUITAR STRUMMING] 156 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,355 There you go, that's a G chord. 157 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,566 [GASPS] It's our first G chord as a couple! 158 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:24,069 Yep, right after our first bowl of soup as a couple 159 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,946 and our first sneeze and gesundheit as a couple. 160 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,075 Babe, this is our first recap as a couple! 161 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,701 [CHUCKLES] 162 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,995 I'm sorry, I'm just really, really excited. 163 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,497 It took us so long to get together. 164 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,458 I'm just enjoying every sweet, little moment we have together. 165 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,711 Farewell, Stevens Point. 166 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,213 I'm hopping a train. 167 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,007 From now on, the boxcar will be my classroom. 168 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,592 A-toot, toot! 169 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,220 Should we ask about this? 170 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,013 We're having us time, don't get sucked in. 171 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:58,561 Yeah, he just, uh, opened your fireplace. I'm sucked in. Yo, Parker. 172 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,397 What's, uh, what's up, buddy? 173 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,692 Well, I have chosen to live the life of a wandering genius. 174 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,653 Solving crimes and science problems from town to town. 175 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,781 Wow, I would totally watch that show. 176 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:11,908 But, um, why? 177 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,952 Well, Mr. Bell's giving me an F. 178 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,829 What? How? 179 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,914 No one gets an F in Show Choir. 180 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,624 And I don't wanna be the first. 181 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,292 So, tell Mom I love her. 182 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:22,627 I'm out. 183 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,463 Okay, wait. What if Liv and I tutored you? 184 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:29,426 [GASPS] Babe, this could be our first talent makeover as a couple! 185 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:33,388 Oh. [CHUCKLES HEARTILY] Let's get that kid an A, Show Choir style. 186 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,519 All right, Parker, on the path to mastering Show Choir, 187 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,647 there are three 'P's. What are those three 'P's, you may ask. 188 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:46,151 Well... Oh, there's a song to help you remember. 189 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,653 -BOTH: ♪ When you feel ♪ -Stop. 190 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,825 Yeah, this isn't gonna work for me if you're just gonna burst into song. 191 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,493 Ha! I mean, that's... 192 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,121 -Kind of the point of Show Choir. -the point of Show Choir. But... 193 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,666 Well, then if you'll excuse me, I need to hop on the 6:15 to Minnetonka. 194 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,585 -Okay. -Okay, okay, okay. 195 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,045 We'll just say it. Ugh. 196 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,048 The first 'P' is pizazz. 197 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,426 Wow. 198 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,973 You keep a sparkle hat in your case? 199 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,436 I got an A in Show Choir. 200 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,858 All right, the second 'P' is precision. 201 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,156 [GIGGLES] And the third 'P' is... 202 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,783 -Put a sock in it? -No. 203 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,703 Look, I don't do this kind of stuff. I'm a man of science. 204 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:43,917 [SCOFFS] Well, did you know that Einstein used to tap dance? 205 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,669 Yeah. 206 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,630 And that Steve Jobs used to sing in a barbershop quartet? 207 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,548 And Heisenberg, I think, did needlepoint? 208 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,843 I mean, scientists don't just do science, you know? 209 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,845 Great minds have diverse interests. 210 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,431 I made all that up. 211 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:01,351 But by the time Parker researches it, he'll have caught the... STYLE ::cue() 212 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,978 ♪ Show Choir bug ♪ 213 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,606 I also got an A. 214 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,695 Maddie. 215 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,656 Seriously, I'm having such a great time. 216 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,533 Yeah, me too. 217 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,285 ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Isaac Stone is at the plate, 218 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,995 looking nervous. 219 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,333 But with Crawford up next, it's now or never. 220 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,127 Here comes the pitch. 221 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,338 [WHACK] It's a base hit. This guy's on fire! 222 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,424 [CHEERING] 223 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,300 Next up is Brandon Crawford. 224 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,844 Get it, Brandon! 225 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,389 Here comes the pitch. 226 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,473 [WHACK] 227 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,559 The ball is soaring towards the stands. 228 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,561 It's deep, it might be... 229 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,812 [CROWD MURMURING] 230 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,522 It's coming right at us. 231 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,441 Yes! 232 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,192 [GROANS, THUD] 233 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:58,241 It's a home run for Brandon Crawford and some lucky lady has a souvenir. 234 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,494 What? 235 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,913 Yeah! 236 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,167 Oh! Best date ever, right? 237 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,710 Bam! What? 238 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,427 Joey, thank you so much for taking over the shopping... 239 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,803 [GASPS] 240 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:22,932 What have I done? 241 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:30,106 You gave birth to the greatest grocery shopper of all time. 242 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,861 Say hello to all this toilet paper. 243 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,531 Yeah, but why all this toilet paper? 244 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,034 Because it's a bargain. 245 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,952 The more you buy, the more you save. 246 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,873 You would not believe the price drop after 17,000 rolls. 247 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,628 Okay, just, get this toilet paper out of my kitchen now. 248 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,881 Okay. It may be a little tricky, but consider it done. 249 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,677 Question, where can I store the four barrels of kitty litter 250 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,011 I have coming tomorrow? 251 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,263 Follow up question. Could we get a kitty? 252 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,646 What's all this? 253 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,482 This is a little something that we like to call... 254 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,900 BOTH: ♪ Show Choir Camp! ♪ 255 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:14,984 Stop! 256 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,739 Traditional dance instruction wasn't gonna work for Parker. 257 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,409 No, so we put it in a language that he could understand. 258 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,493 Science. 259 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,577 [GASPS] 260 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,455 This is our first scheme as a couple. 261 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,582 Feels right, baby. 262 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,754 Uh, how is a period table of the elements gonna teach me how to dance? 263 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:38,216 Frankly, it feels disrespectful to the elements. 264 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,846 Just put your foot on the element that I say, okay? 265 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,681 Ready? 266 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:45,807 Iron. 267 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,270 Osmium. Platinum. Nickel. 268 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:54,024 Iron. Osmium. Platinum. Nickel. [RHYTMICAL FINGER SNAPPING] 269 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,859 ♪ Now jazz it up with some tungsten ♪ 270 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,361 ♪ Tungsten, and tungsten And tungsten, and tungsten ♪ 271 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,197 ♪ And tungsten Tungsten, and tungsten ♪ 272 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,534 All right, next station. What's wrong with these equations here, Parker? 273 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,245 -Uh, they're all wrong. -Then erase them. 274 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,914 Quick, use both hands. Come on. 275 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,335 LIV: Oh! Whoo! Nice! 276 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,753 Yeah! All right, all right. 277 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,921 Now over to the beakers, they aren't gonna shake themselves. 278 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,548 Come on, shake, shake, shake! 279 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,092 Shake, shake, shake. Now put it all together. 280 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,552 From the top. 281 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,805 ♪ Iron, osmium, and platinum and nickel ♪ [RHYTMIC TAPPING] 282 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,224 -♪ Iron, osmium, and platinum and nickel ♪ -Keep it up while erasing 283 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,393 -those equations there, Parker. -♪ Tungsten and tungsten ♪ 284 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,228 ♪ And tungsten, and tungsten ♪ 285 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,939 ♪ Big finish, shake those beakers, Shake those beakers ♪ 286 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,649 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake ♪ 287 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,610 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Shake, shake, shake ♪ Now freeze! 288 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,944 [GASPS] 289 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,288 Parker, that, um, that was the Show Choir routine. 290 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,123 Wait, I did it? 291 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,208 -Yeah. -Yeah. 292 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,876 I did it! 293 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,420 -BOTH: ♪ He did it ♪ -Stop! 294 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,095 -Hey. How'd that date with Josh go? -Hey. 295 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,764 Not to brag, but it was pretty spectacular. 296 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,391 How is that not bragging? 297 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,726 Uh, because I said, "Not to brag." 298 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:12,894 Duh. 299 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:19,150 -Hey, Maddie. -Hey, Josh! 300 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,695 Still basking in our first date glow? 301 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,448 Oh, yeah. I can't stop replaying it in my mind. 302 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,533 Good. 303 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:30,537 Good, because, uh, I actually got you a little something to remember it by. 304 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,166 Look at that. 305 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,878 A home run ball that my favorite player hit. 306 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:39,963 -Yeah. -Wow. 307 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,382 -You caught a home run ball? -I sure did! 308 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,633 She sure did. 309 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,052 -Whoo! -Uh... 310 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,137 Thanks, Maddie. 311 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,555 -Yeah. -Um... 312 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,889 Gotta film a scene, so... 313 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,182 -Okay. -I'll see you later. 314 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,726 Yeah. 315 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,020 Wow. 316 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,939 Dude, was that just me or did Josh seem, like, 317 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,150 really down when I mentioned our date? 318 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,237 Down? He seemed like he had a serious case of the bumskis. STYLE ::cue() 319 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,406 Yeah. 320 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,284 I don't get it. Our date went great. 321 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,954 I mean, his favorite player hit a home run ball and I caught it. 322 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,039 Uh-huh. 323 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,541 And when you caught the ball, what was Josh doing? 324 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,917 Also trying to catch it. 325 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,086 -And you...? -Shoved him out of the way. 326 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,171 Yeah. 327 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,465 Oh. 328 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,094 Ugh. I ruined our date. 329 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,638 And then you preserved it in Plexiglas. 330 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,477 Well, I mean, I just caught the ball on instinct. 331 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,312 I mean, you know how competitive I am. 332 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,813 Oh, yeah, I know. 333 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,107 Remember how you got the last bowl of oatmeal this morning? 334 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,694 Shoved you out of the way? 335 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,488 Yes. 336 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,781 Yes, you did. 337 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,991 So I had to eat a lemon. 338 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,870 Oh, what do I do? 339 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,040 I really, really like Josh. Like, I really like Josh. 340 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,584 The last thing that I want to do is make him feel bad. 341 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,253 Well, maybe you should, oh, I don't know, 342 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,214 be a teeny bit less competitive. 343 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,841 So... 344 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,344 to be in a relationship, 345 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,638 I have to give up winning? 346 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:15,850 You know, sometimes making somebody else feel good is the win. 347 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,439 Joe, did you just say something meaningful? 348 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,149 You know, I believe I did. 349 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,319 Excuse me while I... 350 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,822 ♪ Back it up, and slide ♪ 351 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,907 ♪ Back it up, and slide ♪ 352 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,830 Oh. 353 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,456 It's all gone. 354 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,417 See, Mother? I listened. 355 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:45,880 Good job, Joey. You solved a problem that you created. 356 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,675 -How'd you do it? -You know, 357 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,511 they say we've only unlocked 10 percent of our brains, 358 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,890 but I say we've only unlocked 10 percent of our toilet paper usage. 359 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,187 That mug is way too hot for my delicate lady fingers. 360 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:06,359 But not with the toilet paper tea mittens. 361 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,238 Or you could just, you know, use the handle that's on the mug. 362 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,322 Oh. 363 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,034 What a great idea. 364 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,495 I think I'll jot that down on my T.P. notepad. 365 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,874 So how'd you get rid of it? Did you return it? 366 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:25,253 [LAUGHS] They wouldn't let me return it, but I did exchange it. 367 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,338 For what? 368 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,799 800 bales of hay. 369 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:33,970 What have I done? 370 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,808 Follow up question. Can we get a pony? 371 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,646 What are we doing? 372 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:49,402 Uh, we are doing a first date do over with special guest... 373 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,738 Brandon Crawford. 374 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,365 [GASPS] 375 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,824 No way! 376 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,285 Brandon Crawford! 377 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,162 Hey, Josh, nice to meet you. 378 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,625 Maddie, Brandon Crawford is standing right next to me. 379 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,752 Can I feel your muscles? 380 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,214 Don't be weird, Josh. 381 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,133 No, it's cool. Go ahead. 382 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:18,556 It's like he's smuggling a baseball in there. 383 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,892 Okay. 384 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,310 Hey, sorry about him. 385 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,021 You're just, like, his all-time favorite player. 386 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,857 Well, actually, I'm a huge Voltage fan. Could I get your autograph? 387 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:28,942 [LAUGHS] 388 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,236 Easy, Brandon Crawford. Don't be so needy. 389 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,948 [STUTTERS] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. 390 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,242 Of course you can have an autograph. You can have whatever you want. 391 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,618 [GASPS] Know what? Uh... 392 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,787 Here's my wallet. 393 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,623 Don't be weird, Josh. 394 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,877 -Right. -Yeah. Um, you know what, 395 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,213 you can get his autograph after. How's that? 396 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340 After what? What's going on? 397 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,300 Uh, well... 398 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,929 I sort of robbed you of your chance 399 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,474 to catch a home run from your favorite player, so I just... 400 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,686 you know, wanted to give you a chance to catch one. 401 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855 Maddie... 402 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,815 this is really sweet. 403 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,319 Swing away, Brandon! 404 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,446 [WHACK] 405 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,204 Yes! Way to go, Josh. 406 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,623 Okay, what was that? 407 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,419 What do you mean? That was, you know, 408 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,547 you fulfilling a dream and me not getting in the way. 409 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,759 -BRANDON: Can I get your autograph now? -One second, B-Craw! 410 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,725 Well, you gotta make me earn it. 411 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:50,148 But I thought you were all upset because I was, like, too competitive. 412 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,359 That's not why I was upset. 413 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,029 I was upset because I'm just as competitive. 414 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,157 Every time we hang out, you beat me at something. 415 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,825 Basketball, Tree House H.O.R.S.E... 416 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,119 -Cowbell. -Almost forgot about that one. STYLE ::cue() 417 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,707 I thought when you took me to the ball park, 418 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,668 I figured that was my moment to shine. 419 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:10,960 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 420 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,130 Ooh, you wanted to impress me. 421 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,383 Yeah, I did. 422 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,051 -And I'm gonna. -Ooh. 423 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,679 But it doesn't count unless you're trying just as hard as I am. 424 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,264 Don't ever turn off your competitive fire. 425 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,183 It's one of the things I like most about you. 426 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,269 [GIGGLES] 427 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,441 [SING-SONGY VOICE] You like me. 428 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,278 How cool is that? [BOTH CHUCKLES] 429 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,780 But prepare to be crushed. 430 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,950 Swing away, Brandon! 431 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,160 [WHACK] 432 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,704 MADDIE: Oh! 433 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,832 [SCOFFS] 434 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,751 Boom! Howdy! [CHUCKLES] 435 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,965 -"Boom! Howdy"? Yeah. It's my "Bam! What?" 436 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,803 -Yours is better. -Yeah, it is! 437 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:11,271 Ridgewood High, get ready to have your backpacks blown off 438 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,940 by the Ridgewood Porcu-Pipers, 439 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,900 featuring Parker Rooney! 440 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,736 [CLAPPING] 441 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:23,366 Oh! That's so sweet of you to record Parker's performance. 442 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:27,912 Oh, I'm not recording the performance. I'm recording us watching the performance. 443 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,833 It's our first concert as a couple. 444 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:32,917 [GASPS] 445 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,878 -Feels right, baby. -That's right. 446 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,547 Five, six, seven, eight. 447 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:42,719 ♪ Now you're living life out loud ♪ 448 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:46,681 ♪ With your head up in the clouds ♪ 449 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,434 ♪ Yeah, it feels so right ♪ 450 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:53,188 ♪ Right now, now, now ♪ 451 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,024 ♪ Hey, you and me and the beat ♪ 452 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,234 ♪ Go great together ♪ 453 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,153 ♪ You and me and the beat ♪ 454 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,030 ♪ Go great together ♪ 455 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,907 ♪ You and me and the beat ♪ 456 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,743 ♪ Go great together ♪ 457 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,036 ♪ You and me and the beat ♪ 458 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,331 ♪ Go great together now ♪ 459 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,499 ♪ Ooh ♪ 460 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,793 -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 461 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,544 -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ 462 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,339 ♪ You and me go great together ♪ 463 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:30,266 Parker, Show Choir is all about pizazz, and that was pizazztic! 464 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,978 ♪ Pizazztic ♪ 465 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:35,939 You get an A. 466 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,317 Did you mean A or A-sharp? 467 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,444 [LAUGHING] Oh, Parker! 468 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,905 You're the clown prince of Show Choir. 469 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,574 -♪ Making us laugh ♪ -Stop! 470 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,414 Hey, Buster, guess whose autograph I just got? 471 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,499 Josh Wilcox from Voltage. 472 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,792 Bam! What?