1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,630 Liv, it's Halloween week. 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,633 Let's stay up all night and watch Kill It So It Dies III. 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:11,970 Are you asleep? 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:16,266 [SCREAMING] 5 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,184 [BOTH] Gotcha! 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,355 Boy, did you jump, Maddie. 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,649 So sorry. Didn't meant to make you go... 8 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:28,153 [MIMICS SCREAMS, LAUGHS] 9 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:30,530 Ha ha, real mature. 10 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,034 Aren't you guys a little old for Halloween pranks? 11 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:35,952 Help me up. Come on. 12 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,162 [HAND SNAPS OFF] 13 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:41,207 [SCREAMING] 14 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,295 Mm! Put that in your pumpkin and carve it! 15 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,215 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 16 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,717 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 17 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,886 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 18 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,138 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 19 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,140 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh no ♪ 20 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,476 ♪ Slam dunk Ready or not ♪ 21 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,644 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 22 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,813 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 23 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,982 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 24 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,193 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 25 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:09,861 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 26 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,322 ♪ When you say, yeah ♪ 27 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,115 ♪ I say, no ♪ 28 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,618 ♪ When you say, stop ♪ 29 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,912 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 30 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,956 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 31 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,125 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 32 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,587 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 33 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,674 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 34 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,343 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 35 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,928 ♪ But we both know ♪ 36 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,180 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 37 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,272 I keep seeing all these signs for Scream Fest. 38 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,982 -Mm-hmm? -Is that a contest? 39 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,985 Because I do the absolutely best horror movie scream. 40 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,114 [SCREAMS IN HORROR] 41 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,033 Yeah, it's... [BREATHING HEAVILY] 42 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,619 It's not quite like that. [LAUGHS] 43 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,830 They'll turn the whole place into a haunted carnival. 44 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,665 It's my favorite day of the school year. 45 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,126 Except all the days I get to come here and learn. 46 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,671 Ocean, don't repeat that. 47 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:12,215 Other people don't get you in the way that I barely do. 48 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,677 Noted. So you only have three days to get ready. 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,137 Do you want me to help you find a costume? 50 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,597 Nope. I already know exactly what I'm going to be. 51 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,974 And I'm not telling anyone. 52 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,393 Oh, you're not gonna fool me, sister. 53 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,686 I am good. 54 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,063 You're talking to a girl who once found a needle in a haystack. 55 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,066 Literally. It hurt. 56 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,238 -What's up, Rooney? -What's up, Diggie? 57 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,573 Got your costume ready for Scream Fest? 58 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,657 You know I do. 59 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:41,327 I got this really cool knight costume and it is going to melt your face off. 60 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:42,996 Sweet. 61 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,497 Hey, I'll go as that too, then. 62 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,583 Maybe we can win the couples' costume contest. 63 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,419 Yeah, okay. 64 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,129 He said couple. 65 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,547 Couple! 66 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,175 Do I want that? Should I want that? 67 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,887 Whatever. [SNORTS] 68 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,680 I'm sure it's not a big deal. 69 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,390 It's a big deal! 70 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,311 Um, and you know when I say couple, 71 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:09,230 I mean like for the contest category, and... 72 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,690 [BOTH LAUGHING AWKWARDLY] 73 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,650 Well, you get it. 74 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,861 What's not to get? 75 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,613 Okay. 76 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,908 I didn't get any of it. 77 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,995 Oh, excuse me. I'm new. 78 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,538 Do you know where the principal's office is? 79 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,166 Yeah, it's just down the hall and to the right. 80 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:31,127 -I'm Skyler. - Maddie. Welcome to Ridgewood. 81 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,965 [LAUGHS] 82 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,551 Who was that? 83 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,097 That was Skyler. She's new. 84 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,181 New? 85 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:47,727 New as in she has no idea who I am and doesn't know me as the Stink Ninja? 86 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,439 Yeah, you should go talk to her. 87 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,191 No can do. 88 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,402 When I talk to girls, I tend to... 89 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,736 How should I say this? 90 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,821 Fail. 91 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,658 Joey, I'm sure it's not that bad. 92 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,618 -Mm. -Here. 93 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:05,870 Talk to her. 94 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:12,460 Hey, girl. If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning. 95 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,548 [CLICKS TONGUE] 96 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,885 Wow. You were not kidding. 97 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:21,970 Yeah. 98 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:26,307 But do not worry. I plan on blossoming my sophomore year... 99 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,101 Of college. 100 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:36,234 [EVIL LAUGH, SCREAMS] 101 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,236 Ha, ha! Gotcha! 102 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,322 Peppino the pumpkin clown is back! 103 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,743 I'm just an innocent Halloween pumpkin... 104 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,703 then pow! 105 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,622 Bloody hatchet in your face. 106 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,833 What is Peppino doing back here? 107 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,335 We just found him. 108 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:57,339 I still can't believe some jerk stole him off our porch last year. 109 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,467 There are disgusting, degenerate lowlifes out there, son. STYLE ::cue() 110 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,761 I stole Peppino. 111 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,013 I am the disgusting, degenerate lowlife. 112 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,475 I took Karen to a fair for our first date. 113 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,769 I won her Peppino at the ring toss. 114 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,772 The lady was quite impressed. 115 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,523 I hate it. 116 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:17,650 Can you believe it? 117 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,028 He was just sitting there at the church swap meet. 118 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:24,407 Apparently, whoever took him was riddled with guilt, turned him in. 119 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,243 Not a shred of guilt. 120 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,829 I threw it in the dumpster behind the church. 121 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,707 I should have remembered that Father Gary's a dumpster diver. 122 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,585 [DOOR CLOSES] 123 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,963 [WHISPERING] You're going down, clown. 124 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:44,469 Joey needs help. 125 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,013 You're just realizing this now? 126 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,849 No, I mean help with girls. 127 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:54,020 Ahem, I say again, you're just realizing this now? 128 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,107 We have to teach him how to talk to girls before Scream Fest. 129 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,817 There's this new girl that he really likes and... 130 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,360 Hold on. 131 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,531 Scream Fest is this weekend. 132 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,907 Joey's not the kind of project 133 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,618 that you just put a new coat of paint on and he's fixed. 134 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,161 He's a tear down and rebuild. 135 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,288 Okay, well, I at least have to try. 136 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,833 Okay, well... [chuckles] 137 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,543 if you ask me, you really shouldn't get involved 138 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,336 in other family members' love lives. 139 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,672 Are you kidding? 140 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,382 Liv, you do that all the time. 141 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,800 Oh, I know. 142 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,969 I said you shouldn't get involved. 143 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,266 All I know is that, if we don't help him now, 144 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,436 in 20 years he's going to be living in one of our basements. 145 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,523 Seriously, you're just realizing all of this right now? 146 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,820 Joey needed advice from a guy. 147 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,780 And I could have asked dad, but he's been out of the game 148 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,616 for at least 60 years. 149 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,619 Besides, I knew someone cuter. 150 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,501 Wow, you're really good at Tongue of the Phantom. 151 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,380 You know, playing video games 152 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,008 actually requires more skill than... 153 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,760 talking to girls. 154 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,431 Diggie, if you came here for me to teach you how to talk to girls, 155 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,350 I think you're gonna be disappointed. 156 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,728 Uh, dude to bro, 157 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,564 Maddie wants me to help you with your chick chat. 158 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:20,815 But it's not that hard. 159 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,901 You just got to practice your jump shot 160 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,195 if you want to make it in the big leagues, you know. 161 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,615 Yeah, I don't really do sports talk. 162 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,950 [BEEP AND CLATTERS] 163 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,036 If you could put that in like a zombie-related 164 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,746 or dragon-slaying metaphor... 165 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:38,416 Hmm. I also speak checkers if that is any easier. 166 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,295 Okay. [CLEARS THROAT] 167 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,257 Zombies have taken over the world. 168 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:50,011 There are two humans left on Earth. You and a really cute girl named Skyler. 169 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:53,640 The whole future of humanity depends on you hitting it off with her. 170 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,475 So, what are you going to say? 171 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,771 [SCREAMS] Oh! Eat Skyler first! 172 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,444 Okay, let's try a different approach. 173 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,739 Um, Scream Fest is this weekend. 174 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,659 What you need is a great costume that's a conversation starter. 175 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,369 Okay, yeah, no. 176 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,454 I was thinking of going as Stav, 177 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,666 the android from my self-published graphic novel 178 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,418 Android in da House. 179 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,462 Check it. 180 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,882 [MIMICS MACHINE WHIRRING] 181 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,177 [IN A ROBOT VOICE] Android in da house. 182 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:39,853 [SPOOKY TECHNO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 183 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,023 Really cool knight outfit, Liv! 184 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,316 [SQUEALS] Told you I'd figure out your costume. 185 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,527 Sorry, Ocean. It's just me, Maddie. 186 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,779 The quest continues. 187 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,114 Happy Scream Fest. 188 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,327 [BOTH] What are you wearing! 189 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,332 Uh, I'm a knight. We said we were gonna be knights. 190 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:05,837 Oh, I thought you meant like the night. 191 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,341 Are you kidding? 192 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,177 We're never gonna be able to enter the couples' contest now. 193 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:16,056 No, sure we can. We're a couple of knights. [LAUGHS] 194 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,725 [CHUCKLES] Yup. 195 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,227 That is us, a couple [LAUGHS] of knights. 196 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,520 Yeah. 197 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,439 If there were one more of us, we'd be a few, 198 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,608 but there's not because we're a couple of knights. 199 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,363 [JOEY IMITATING ELVIS] Hey, little mama! 200 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,785 You ready for a hunka hunka burning Joey? 201 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,413 Wow, you actually look kind of cool. 202 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,123 Thank you. 203 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,668 Thank you very much. 204 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,380 [JOEY] Okay, there's Skyler. 205 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,423 I'm going in. 206 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,050 Ah, hold on. 207 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,052 You're not ready for the championship game, okay? 208 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,305 You need to just warm up on some practice girls first. 209 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,724 Yeah, okay. Yeah, smart. 210 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,476 Time for me to work my... 211 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,977 Memphis magic. STYLE ::cue() 212 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,023 'Cause Elvis lived in Memphis. 213 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,652 Come on people, Rock and Roll existed before Maroon 5. 214 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,782 Sure hope this works. 215 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368 Yeah, me too. 216 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,454 Otherwise this is going to be a very long night. 217 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,500 Oh, and this time I do mean the night. I know you get confused. 218 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,259 Hey, little mummy. 219 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,513 Are you from Tennessee? 220 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,890 'Cause you're the only ten I see. 221 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:55,530 Wow, he literally struck out with an inanimate object. 222 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,875 [EVIL LAUGH, CHILDREN SCREAMING] 223 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,543 [CACKLING] 224 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,545 I see you've met Peppino. 225 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,547 Sorry about the flaxseed bars, everybody. 226 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,257 Wife's idea. 227 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:19,262 Happy Halloween, everybody. Happy Halloween! [LAUGHS] 228 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,556 Never gets old, my friend. 229 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,266 Never gets old. 230 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,602 [SIRENS WAILING, CLICKING NOISES] 231 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,187 I got him! I got him. 232 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,813 I got him! I got the thief! 233 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,026 Dad? 234 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,030 Parker, why am I in a net? 235 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,200 I was worried someone might try and steal Peppino again 236 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,534 while we're out trick-or-treating, 237 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,371 so Joey helped me set up this net and motion cameras. 238 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,206 That's very impressive. 239 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:50,752 But as I've said many times, don't set traps without telling me. 240 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,466 Are you a thirsty witch? 241 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,762 Allow me, witch... 242 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,180 way did she go? 243 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,519 There's no way he's ready to talk to Skyler. 244 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,687 Yeah, you're right. 245 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,189 I need to find him a sure thing to practice on. 246 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,858 [KANGAROO IN AN AUSSIE ACCENT] Good day, mate. 247 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,611 Can I borrow your sword to skewer my shrimp for the barbie? 248 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,408 Not now, so hop along. Hop, hop, hop. 249 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,121 Maddie, it's me. Liv. [SQUEALS] 250 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,622 Halloween surprisies. 251 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,501 Liv, I had no idea that was you. 252 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,711 Crazy, right? 253 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,296 Okay, but don't tell anyone because Ocean's looking for me. 254 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,800 Wait a minute. If I didn't recognize you, then neither will Joey. 255 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,051 This is perfect. 256 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,137 He's been striking out all night and he really needs a win 257 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,638 before he can go in and talk to Skyler. 258 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,932 I need you to go flirt with our brother. 259 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,938 Well, I lived in Hollywood for four years. 260 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:56,109 This is by far the weirdest party I have ever been to. 261 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,194 Yeah, you're right. 262 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,864 You probably couldn't handle an acting job this challenging. 263 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,241 I know what you're doing and I accept your challenge. 264 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,619 Lights, camera, dingoes! 265 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:12,083 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 266 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,600 Good day, mate. 267 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,144 Got to respect a bloke who's not afraid to dance solo... 268 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,896 in the hallway... 269 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,981 in a jumpsuit. 270 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,737 [CLEARS THROAT] I hope this isn't kanga-rude, 271 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,447 but I can't help wondering 272 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,618 if trapped inside that kangaroo is a stone-cold fox. 273 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,706 Trapped inside that kangaroo is a girl who almost threw up in her mouth. 274 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:56,336 I'm Sandy the foreign exchange student from Australia. 275 00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,590 Joey, dark, mysterious with just a touch of whimsy 276 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,592 and not one cavity. 277 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,554 Well, Joey, you are quite the catch. 278 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,475 No kangaroo has ever said that to me before. 279 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,062 I'm gonna leave this conversation on a high note. 280 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:17,857 [HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING] 281 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,076 They had upped their game. 282 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,874 I was going to have to up mine. 283 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,755 [EVIL LAUGH] 284 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,675 [GENTLE TAP] 285 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,176 [SIREN WAILS] 286 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,139 [EVIL LAUGYH] 287 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,057 [LAUGH DIES] 288 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,227 Who's laughing now, clown? 289 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,188 [SINISTER LAUGH] 290 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,400 Mad Dog Rooney needs a strike for the win. 291 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,610 Can she do it? 292 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,741 Oh, in your face, Diggles. Bam! What?! STYLE ::cue() 293 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,829 The only reason I lost was because I have stars in my eyes. 294 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,041 No, seriously, this pointy one almost took my eye out. 295 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,669 [SNORTS] This is fun. 296 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,256 Yeah, we may not have won the couples' costume contest, 297 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,800 but we still make a great couple. 298 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,220 [STAMMERS] You know, by couple, 299 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,931 You get what I mean? [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 300 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,602 I have no idea what he means, but I like that he's saying it. 301 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,938 Are we a couple? Are we not a couple? Give me a sign, woman! 302 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,861 Oh, great news. I can talk to girls now. 303 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,322 Awesome. You talked to Skyler? 304 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,865 Nope! 305 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,701 I figured, why am I chasing after Skyler? 306 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,121 I already talked to a really cool girl and I'm gonna ask her out. 307 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,331 Wait, what girl? 308 00:15:56,414 --> 00:16:00,001 An Australian lady kangaroo foreign exchange student. 309 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,255 Oh, wow. 310 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,759 Thanks, Maddie. You fixed me. 311 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:13,264 Everything that happens from this point forward is because of you. 312 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,268 The first time I play matchmaker 313 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,689 and my brother wants to ask out our sister. 314 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,691 Bam! What have I done? 315 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,826 [GIGGLES] Having a good time tonight, sunflower? 316 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,286 Of course I am. It's Scream Fest. [LAUGHS] 317 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,039 And I just won best homemade costume. 318 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,293 And I'm about to find my friend, Liv Rooney. 319 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,505 She's very close. I can feel it. 320 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,383 She might be closer than you think. 321 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,592 You're right. 322 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,761 Werewolf dead ahead. I bet that's her. 323 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,347 Liv Rooney. Liv Rooney, Rooney. 324 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,060 Uh, I have been looking for you everywhere. 325 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:03,356 Major disaster. Joey digs the kangaroo lady. 326 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,567 Wow, a little coincidoodle 327 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,111 that someone else showed up in a lady kangaroo outfit. 328 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,239 Nope, just you. 329 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,828 Ew! 330 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,956 You were supposed to let him practice talking to girls, 331 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,332 not get him crushing on you. 332 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,460 I didn't do it. The kangaroo did. 333 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,253 Bad kangaroo! 334 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,757 [JOEY IN AN AUSSIE ACCENT] Good day, Sandy. 335 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,888 -Um, Joey, you should-- -Maddie, you taught me well, 336 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,058 but I am standing on the cliff of romance ready to fly. 337 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,981 I had a great time tonight. 338 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,318 What do you say? You, me, fro-yo? 339 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,695 Anything you want for under $7. 340 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,866 I feel like we have a... 341 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,451 [WHISPERS] a special connection. 342 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,746 [SCREAMS] 343 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,541 Oh, my, look at the time. Got to go. 344 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,420 So, what do you think? 345 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,006 Mom is going to love her. 346 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:16,221 Trick-or-treating is not what it used to be. 347 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,223 Erasers... 348 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,642 apples... 349 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,687 magic markers? 350 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,773 Anything not covered in chocolate is a rip. 351 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,026 Where's Peppino? 352 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,778 Peppino's gone? 353 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,822 How'd those creeps get past my traps? 354 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,491 Honey, somebody stole Peppino again. 355 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,327 What? No. [GASPS] 356 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,329 They took my baby again! 357 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,790 Oh, Peppino! [WAILING] 358 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,668 Peppino! 359 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,804 Okay, you win. You're a master of disguise. 360 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,180 What were you dressed as? 361 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,517 Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint, but don't tell anyone. 362 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,938 [IN AN AUSSIE ACCENT] This marsupial had a nice walkabout with a perky sunflower. 363 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:10,233 [SQUEALS] Liv Rooney, you were the kangaroo! 364 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,443 Shh! 365 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,657 It was you? 366 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,827 You were the kangaroo? 367 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:24,956 Don't feel bad. 368 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,499 I didn't know it was her either. 369 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,510 [EVIL LAUGHTER, SCREAMS] 370 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,929 Busted. 371 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,975 We watched the security video and noticed a grim reaper 372 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,977 was wearing a bracelet. 373 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:50,106 A bracelet that I got my wife for our 10th anniversary. 374 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,026 Maybe he stole it. 375 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,779 But ultimately felt guilty and returned it. 376 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,573 I thought you loved Peppino. 377 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,534 Sweetheart, I despise Peppino. 378 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,661 You know, I'm not scared by zombies, 379 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,289 skeletons, vampires, not even your parents. 380 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,374 But... 381 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,792 I can't help it. 382 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,543 I am creeped out by clowns. STYLE ::cue() 383 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,506 So that's why you never took me to the circus. 384 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,800 How deep does this lie go? 385 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,387 Babe, you should have said something. 386 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,098 But it reminds you of our first date. 387 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,934 I don't need Peppino for that. I have you. 388 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,018 Aw... 389 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,438 If you're that scared of clowns, consider him gone. 390 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,025 Or we could keep Peppino and get rid of mom. 391 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,405 Consider him gone. 392 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,282 You are so sweet. 393 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,034 Thank you for understanding. 394 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,870 Now chop that monster into bits and feed him to pigs. 395 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,582 Just don't bring the pigs around here because I'm, I'm also afraid of pigs. 396 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,967 Joey, can I try saying sorry again? 397 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,678 Will you at least talk to me? 398 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,055 You know what bothers me the most? 399 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:08,101 I was fine just doing my thing, but that wasn't good enough for you. 400 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,978 So you had to come in and mess with it. 401 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,440 No, no, no. 402 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,066 The fact that I asked out my sister, 403 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,402 that is definitely what bothers me the most. 404 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,573 You're right. 405 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:25,076 I shouldn't have tried to change you because you're an amazing guy. 406 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,163 And this beat that you skip to is really special. 407 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:31,833 And you are going to find someone amazing without me butting in. 408 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,960 Whatever. It's too little, too late. 409 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,464 I'm gonna leave this conversation on a low note. 410 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,634 [IN A SAD, LOW TONE] ♪ Low ♪ 411 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:50,268 Whoa, is that the cyborg spy from Tongue of the Phantom? 412 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,729 That's my favorite video game. 413 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,523 Your favorite game? 414 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,609 You play multiple video games? 415 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,362 When I'm not reading graphic novels. 416 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,949 -I'm Skyler. -I'm speechless. 417 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,994 And also, my name is Joey. 418 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:10,455 Just... 419 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,123 Just give me one second. 420 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:16,252 Skyler is talking to regular old video-game-playing Joey 421 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,338 who was just being himself. 422 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,881 Booyah! 423 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,886 [CLEARS THROAT] So, hey, girl. 424 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,474 Any interest in joining Robotics Club? 425 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,935 We could use more female members. 426 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,479 Or one. 427 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,612 Oh, is it done? 428 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,657 Yes, we took Peppino to the lumber yard, put him in a wood chipper. 429 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:46,825 [SIGHS] 430 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:49,994 Oh, that must have been hard for you, Parker. You really loved him. 431 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,287 Are you kidding me? 432 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,664 He came flying out. 433 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,959 Green hair and clown chunks everywhere. 434 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,210 So awesome. 435 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,506 Come on. Let's watch the movie.