1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,131 Bingo! Bonanza! Big news. 2 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,927 My boyfriend's coming to town. [SQUEALS] 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,137 Boyfriend? 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,430 Boyfriend. 5 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,307 [SINGSONGS] Boyfriend. 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,103 Liv's been long-distance dating Miller White. 7 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,772 The world-class skateboarder with the famous ponytail. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,693 He pulled off the first ever nose-grab 540 hand-plant. 9 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,278 Impressive. 10 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,655 But can he drain a buzzer-beater from half court at regionals? 11 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,198 Bam! What? 12 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:37,120 Why is Miller White coming to Stevens Point, Wisconsin? 13 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,581 Oh, to see me, myself and I. 14 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:41,332 [BOTH SQUEAL] 15 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,170 Ah, he's skateboarding in a competition downtown this weekend, 16 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:48,715 and get this, his sponsor, Flip Kick Magazine, 17 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,592 asked me to be a celebrity judge. 18 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,387 Liv, you are many things. 19 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,266 But seriously? The judge of a skateboarding competition? 20 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,352 Celebrity judge. 21 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,356 Emphasis on celebrity. 22 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,818 Hey, I have skateboarding cred. 23 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,278 You're forgetting, not only am I the star of 24 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,238 ♪ Sing it Loud ♪ 25 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:16,242 I'm also the star of the highest-grossing skateboarding bank robber movie ever. 26 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,994 In between seasons of 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,246 ♪ Sing it Loud ♪ 28 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:23,583 Liv starred in a movie called The Skateboard Bandit. 29 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,378 A girl, a bag of loot, a skateboard. 30 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:30,048 She'll take your money and steal your heart. 31 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,467 Liv, you do know that being in a skateboarding movie 32 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,387 doesn't actually qualify you to judge skateboarders. 33 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,391 Well, the good people at Flip Kick Magazine think differently. 34 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,976 I'm picking my credentials up Saturday, 35 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,687 and you can come with me if you want to meet Miller. 36 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,438 Ugh, I can't. 37 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,899 Early morning basketball practice compliments of Coach Dad. 38 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,317 What? 39 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,611 No, Maddie, I need you with me to run interference. 40 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,905 When the family knows that Miller's in town, they'll want to meet him 41 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,782 and then they're gonna completely embarr-a-blast me. 42 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,660 These people have been embarrassing me for the past four years. 43 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,286 Your turn now, Hollywood. 44 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,707 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 45 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,250 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 46 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,377 ♪ B-- b-- better in stereo ♪ 47 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,587 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 48 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,798 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh no ♪ 49 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:13,925 -♪ Slam dunk ♪ -♪ Ready or not ♪ 50 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,177 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 51 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,304 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 52 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,473 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 53 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,767 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 54 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,310 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 55 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,813 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 56 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,648 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 57 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,942 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 58 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,486 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 59 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,489 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 60 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,742 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 61 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:42,120 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 62 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:45,373 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 63 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,751 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 64 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,377 ♪ But we both know ♪ 65 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,713 ♪ We're better in stereo. ♪ 66 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,057 Look at that ponytail fly, Parker. 67 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:07,979 Can you believe we are actually breathing the same air as Miller White? 68 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:12,734 Aw! Some little kid left his skateboard. We should bring it to lost and found. 69 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,569 No, no, no! Don't touch that! 70 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,237 That is Stanley. 71 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,449 It's Miller White's first skateboard. 72 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,910 He built it himself when he was eight. 73 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,662 He takes it with him everywhere. 74 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,581 I wish I was Stanley. 75 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:29,376 Okay, got my judge's badge. Let's get out of here, people, 76 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,586 before any more damage to my relationship is done. 77 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,297 No, honey, I wanna meet your boyfriend. 78 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,466 This is just the kind of thing that we missed out on 79 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,176 when you were in Hollywood. 80 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,302 You'll introduce us. 81 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,263 He'll be nervous, but I will settle him down and let him know 82 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,515 that I'm not just your mom. 83 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,892 I'm also your super-cool friend. 84 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,021 Great, pal. [FAKE LAUGHS] 85 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,773 But let's get going. 86 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,776 Miller's practicing and he's totally slammed. 87 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,611 Doesn't even have a sec to say hey. 88 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,321 Hey! 89 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,200 -Miller. -Hey, Cute-sicle. 90 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,785 Oh, is this the fam? 91 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:05,620 Hi, I'm Karen, Cute-sicle's mom. 92 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,706 Oh, you're the psychologist. 93 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,165 Can you see my future? 94 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,002 You're thinking of a psychic. 95 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,838 Wow, you are good. I totally was! 96 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,174 They brought Miller in to teach me how to skateboard 97 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,384 for my new movie. 98 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,178 They would not have brought him in to teach me rocket science. 99 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,471 Or simple math. 100 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,058 Little guy's Parker, and, uh... 101 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,148 I'm Joey. 102 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,692 The misunderstood ladies' man. 103 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:41,781 Whoa. So this is your identical twin, huh? 104 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,161 No. Maddie's coming later. 105 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,787 She's a blonde. 106 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,914 And a girl. 107 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,083 -Cool. [LIV FAKE LAUGHS] 108 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:56,004 Hey dude, ever tried to grow a ponytail? It's pretty sick. 109 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,672 Whoo! 110 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,426 Kind of got this look I'm locked into here. STYLE ::cue() 111 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,178 Cool. 112 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,721 Uh, would you excuse us? 113 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,807 We have some super top secret skate biz to attend to. 114 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,019 Bye, Miller. [GIGGLES] 115 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,605 Thanks for being so sweet with my fam. 116 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,814 Oh, no prob. 117 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,359 -I have one too. [GIGGLES] 118 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,279 You look really great by the way. It's so nice to see you in the reals. 119 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,573 It's nice to be seen in the reals. 120 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,160 Oh, someone wants to say hey. 121 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,495 Hey! 122 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,123 Miller, I dig you, 123 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,335 but I'm not saying hey to your skateboard. 124 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,046 That's cool. 125 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,632 I don't want you talking to other dudes. 126 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,803 Well, hey, I gotta go practice, but I'll see you later tonight? 127 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,054 You gonna shine bright? 128 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,222 Like a diamond. 129 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:49,974 I'm gonna walk away now. 130 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,476 Not if I walk away first. 131 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,979 BOTH: Oh, oh, oh. [CHUCKLE] 132 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,523 -All right. -Okay. Yeah. 133 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,234 Okay, okay. [GIGGLES] 134 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,819 [SIGHS] Okay, people! 135 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,655 The competition starts in four hours which leaves me only three and a half 136 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,407 to figure out what I'm gonna wear. 137 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,992 Wait, we have to leave already? We just got here. 138 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,869 Can't we stay and watch practice? 139 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:13,623 All right, but no spitting, hitting or yelling. 140 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,834 And if you get into any trouble, your last name is not Rooney. 141 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,002 It is Johnson. 142 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,175 Okay. What do you guys think? 143 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:25,301 Is Miller gonna like this? 144 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,972 Does it say fantasta-licious with a touch of bling-a-ding-ding? 145 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:33,518 I stopped having an opinion like 12 bling-a-ding-dings ago. 146 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:35,895 You know my vote. 147 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,232 If a boyfriend's around, go with sweatpants and a baggy shirt. 148 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,360 [CLICKS TONGUE] You can go now, Dad. 149 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,945 Yes! 150 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,407 Lacking any style pays off again. 151 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,619 I tried to teach Mom what an app was last week, 152 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,621 and that was less grueling than this. 153 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,498 [CELLPHONE DINGS] 154 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,043 Oh! It's Miller. 155 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,046 His texts are like poetry. 156 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,213 [CLEARS THROAT] 157 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,884 "Hey, Cute-sicle, loved our fly-by this afternoon." 158 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,344 "Fly-by" [SINGSONGS] Adorbs! 159 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,765 "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm breaking up with you. 160 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,018 It's not you, it's me. 161 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,853 Well, me and Stanley." 162 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,939 Liv, I'm so sorry. 163 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,987 You know, just because I'm a dad doesn't mean I can't handle girl stuff. 164 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,616 [LIV SOBS] -Ooh. Crying. I'll get Mom. 165 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,663 [KNOCKS] 166 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,542 -Hey. -Hey. 167 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:44,005 Maddie told me the bad news. Honey, I'm so, so sorry. 168 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,090 [SIGHS] 169 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,635 You know, as any good psychologist knows, 170 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,097 there's only two ways you ever really feel when someone breaks up with you. 171 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,391 Sad or mad. 172 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,101 If you're feeling sad... 173 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,980 I have the hugging pillow. 174 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,942 And if you're feeling mad, 175 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,444 I have the punching pillow. 176 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,532 Now when I was dating your father, I used both of them. 177 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,033 Constantly. 178 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,745 [CLICKS TONGUE] Miller text-dumped you? 179 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,539 Who does that? 180 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,834 What a jerk! 181 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,755 But he used ocean body spray. 182 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,382 [SIGHS] 183 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:31,511 And he always smelled like the beach. [INHALES] I love the beach. 184 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,223 He ruined the beach! 185 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,060 I've been kicked to the curb. 186 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,478 And we're back to the hugger. 187 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,356 That is a great rhythm you got going there. 188 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,695 Whoa! 189 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,156 JOEY: Oh, the Masked Shredder! 190 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,243 They say he wears the mask because he's taken so many falls 191 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,661 that he doesn't even have a face. 192 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,288 And he will shred anything. 193 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,082 because he's the craziest guy in the circuit. 194 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,752 He is known for his wipeouts. 195 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,671 There's this one on the internet where he caught so much air 196 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,631 he took out a duck. 197 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,344 The Masked Shredder. I have got to get a picture with him. 198 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:16,139 I'll put it in my locker, and it'll totally up my hallway cred. 199 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,933 But he's charging for pictures. 200 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,935 All right. I guess we're doing the old sneak-and-snap. 201 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:24,230 I'll walk up behind him, give my patented cool guy face... 202 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,525 Then you snap our picture. 203 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:32,655 Okay. But be careful. He's a bad dude, and you're kind of a-- 204 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,033 How do I say this? 205 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,743 Weak baby kitten. 206 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,870 It's go time. 207 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,125 [THE SHREDDER GROWLS AND PARKER SCREAMS] 208 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,544 SHREDDER: [DEEP, DISTORTED VOICE] You two, come with me. 209 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,047 [GRUNTS] 210 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,257 I'm too young to die. 211 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,677 I'm even younger. 212 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,887 I can't believe this. 213 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,514 [NORMAL VOICE] Joey Rooney? 214 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,226 Skippy Ramirez? STYLE ::cue() 215 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,728 You're the Masked Shredder? 216 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,272 Sure am. I have not seen you in years. 217 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:10,610 I know. I just assumed you pretended to move away and stopped calling me. 218 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,030 Not that that's ever happened. 219 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,576 Wait. The Masked Shredder knows my brother? 220 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,829 Joey was the first guy to get me on a skateboard. 221 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,083 My brother taught the Shredder how to skate? 222 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,669 Wait. 223 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,755 Is Joeynot a total butt nugget? 224 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,091 I gotta warm-up. Feel free to hang here 225 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,093 and take whatever you want from my swag bag. 226 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,679 [DEEP, DISTORTED VOICE] Just don't eat my lemon yogurt! 227 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,314 Ooh. This must be bad. Mom's got the pillows out. 228 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,026 Hey, Mads. 229 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,445 Okay. You ready to go to that competition? 230 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,280 No way. 231 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,198 It'd just be too hard to face Miller. 232 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,701 Liv, don't do this, okay? 233 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,952 Don't let him win. 234 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,748 I mean, you are Liv Rooney, international teen sensation. 235 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,208 You shouldn't be in here moping, you should be out there 236 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,543 sticking it to Miller. 237 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,086 I don't think I like that tone, Maddie. 238 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,464 You think you need Punchy for a few minutes? 239 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,966 Mom, can we have some twin time please? 240 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,509 Oh, sure. 241 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,928 I was there for all 36 hours of your labor, 242 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,847 but if you don't need me in this moment of crisis, 243 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,931 I guess that's fine. 244 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,520 Liv, I am not gonna let you sit here feeling sorry for yourself. 245 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,898 We are going to march down to that skate park 246 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,274 and hit Miller where it hurts. 247 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,109 We are? 248 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,112 I love it when you get all Friday Night Lights on me. [SQUEALS] 249 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,740 Keep talking. Just don't spit so much. 250 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:43,078 We are going after the one thing Miller cares about most. 251 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,746 That stupid skateboard. 252 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,664 [GASPS] Stanley! 253 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,751 Yes. Stanley's going down. 254 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,337 Faboosh. We have a plan. 255 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,090 Which is so great because my outfit totally came together today. 256 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:04,724 [CHEERING] 257 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:09,979 Welcome, fans. I'm Johnny Nimbus, your Channel Four meteorologist, 258 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,981 sitting alongside professional skateboarder 259 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,400 Spike Bickle. 260 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,151 But who cares about us, right? 261 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,612 You're here to see a real celebrity judge. 262 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,156 And here she is, Liv Rooney! 263 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,283 She's the star of the hit summer blockbuster 264 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,244 The Skateboard Bandit, and 265 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,995 ♪ Sing it Loud ♪ 266 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,124 -Did I do that right, Liv? -Not even close, Johnny. 267 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,210 Fantastic. Hey folks, I gotta tell you, 268 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,671 I was checking out this Miller White earlier today 269 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,590 and I think he is positively boss. 270 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,634 Liv, that word "boss," is that still hip? 271 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,761 Right up until the second you said it, Johnny. 272 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,013 Great stuff. 273 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,182 JOHNNY: [ON MICROPHONE] Hey fans, we're five minutes away... 274 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,559 Hey, Liv. 275 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,686 Oh, hey, before you start judging, I need to talk to you. 276 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,021 Oh no, I'm not who you think I am. 277 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,940 Shh, shh, shh. 278 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,735 Move the finger or you lose the finger. 279 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,195 Look, I know you're angry, but hear me out. 280 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,657 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have dumped you. I get all crazy before I skate 281 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,451 and do stupid things. 282 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,244 But... 283 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,788 Any chance you'll take me back? 284 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,958 Oh, I see. 285 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,543 You just text-dump a girl 286 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,962 and then you suddenly remember she's a judge at your competition 287 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,714 so you suddenly ask her to take you back? 288 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,300 Well, not happening. Step it, Miller. 289 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,885 Bam! What?! 290 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,470 [GROANS] 291 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,889 Dudes, a little help? 292 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,894 Okay. Uh, Skippy? What's wrong? 293 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,356 [NORMAL VOICE] I sprained my ankle doing a Gangnam style. 294 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,482 [SIGHS] 295 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,984 You're up next. How are you gonna compete? 296 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,611 I'm not. 297 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,031 I hate to let my fans down, but I guess I'm out of the competition. 298 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,825 Then let Joey take your place. 299 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,077 Wait, what? 300 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,120 Just wear the mask. Nobody will know. 301 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,332 Little dude's right. You can do this. You're the one who taught me how to skate. 302 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,958 I was four. 303 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,002 We were sitting on the board eating animal crackers 304 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,880 and I accidentally rolled down the driveway. 305 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:04,302 Skippy, since we parted I've focused more on the sedentary 306 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,388 video game angle of skateboarding. 307 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,724 [CHUCKLES] Joey, you don't have to win. 308 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,059 That's not what my fans look for. 309 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,812 You just have to wipe out so huge that you go viral. 310 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,647 Or if you guys hold the ropes, 311 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:19,192 I can wow the crowd with my double-dutch skills. 312 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,820 Dude, if the Masked Shredder wants you to skate for him, 313 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:25,156 you gotta do it. For the fans. For me. 314 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,034 Parker never looked at me that way before. 315 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,203 I wasn't gonna let him down. 316 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,581 Even though it meant I would likely die. 317 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,961 You're the Shredder now. Shred on! 318 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,716 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I am totally going to dominate. 319 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,845 [NORMAL VOICE] Okay, can someone teach me how to work the voice thingy? 320 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,851 And coming up next, ooh, the Masked Shredder. 321 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,936 All right, dude, remember. You are the shredder. 322 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,896 So the crowd's here to watch you wipe out. 323 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,774 But before you do, you've got to put on a show. 324 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,444 Okay, catch some air, kick flip into a no-comply, STYLE ::cue() 325 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,695 turn that into a pop-shove it, 326 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,989 wave to the audience and wrap it with a mctwist. 327 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,490 Simple. 328 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,369 Question, am I allowed to do this sitting? 329 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:15,623 [LAUGHS] Animal crackers style. You're hilarious. 330 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,917 [SCREAMING] 331 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,211 [CRASHES] -Oh my! 332 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,923 The Masked Shredder just shredded himself like a pork sandwich. 333 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,553 [DEEP DISTORTED VOICE] Nailed it. 334 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,515 Hey, extreme sports fans, 335 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,935 get ready to blow the roof off the mega extreme sports complex. 336 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,439 because entering the arena is the reason we're all here. 337 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,526 The man, the myth, the 17-year-old skate legend, 338 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,780 Miller White! [CROWD CHEERING] 339 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,909 Hey! 340 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,872 JOHNNY: Ah, there it is, the familiar sight of Miller White 341 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,333 marching around with his good luck board, Stanley. 342 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,210 Liv, isn't Miller White something? 343 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,838 Oh yeah, Johnny. He's definitely something. 344 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,424 [KISSING SOUNDS] 345 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,385 Yeah, that's right. Kiss that skateboard. 346 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,471 Kiss it good-bye. Bam! What? 347 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,850 Why are you "Bam, what"-ing? Are you and your sister up to something? 348 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:20,188 Let's just say that text-dumper's about to be cut down to size. 349 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,358 Oh, honey, I know it's tempting to want to strike back, 350 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,485 but it never feels as good as you think it will. 351 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,028 No, Mom, you don't get it. 352 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,447 He hurt my sister. He's a jerk. 353 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,990 Oh, no, I do get it. 354 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,660 When my high school boyfriend broke up with me, [SCOFFS] 355 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,789 I tap danced all over his precious muscle car in high heels. 356 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,917 Oh, it felt good for about five seconds, 357 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,462 but to this day, every time I put on heels I feel ashamed. 358 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,008 You know, who knows? 359 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,969 Maybe Miller's gonna realize he made a mistake and apologize. 360 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,013 That's how you know he's a nice guy. 361 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,183 [CHEERING] 362 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,107 JOHNNY: [OVER MICROPHONE] All right. Miller White looks ready to go. 363 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,985 the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up straight. 364 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,154 Probably because they're not a luscious shimmering ponytail 365 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,447 like Miller White has. 366 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,907 You're catching what I'm laying down, aren't you, Spike Bickle? 367 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,787 Oh! There it is folks, the patent ponytail wave. 368 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,623 That means Miller White's ready to get crazy. 369 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,626 Hold on there, Johnny. Before Miller takes his run, 370 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,838 I have a special presentation for him. 371 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:31,343 -Ooh! Do I smell a song coming on? -You sure do, Johnny. 372 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,095 It's a lullaby. For Stanley. 373 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,515 [CROWD GASPS] Whoa, Liv. 374 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,893 What are you doing with Stanley? 375 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,269 Teaching you a lesson. 376 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,813 Text-dumping is uncool. 377 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,317 So much better to do it in person when you can have a clean break! 378 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,651 No! 379 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,819 MADDIE: Stop! 380 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:50,904 Maddie, what are you doing? 381 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,239 Stopping you from making a huge mistake. 382 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,408 Miller apologized. He thought I was you. 383 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,744 Wait. 384 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,498 Thisis your identical twin? 385 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,043 Yeah, that makes a lot more sense. 386 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,756 This just in, folks, due to her actions here today, 387 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,759 Flip Kick Magazine has disqualified Liv Rooney 388 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,428 as a judge in this competition. [CHUCKLES] 389 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,138 How crazy-pants do you have to be 390 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,557 to get kicked out of this dog and pony show, folks? 391 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,812 Hey, fans, how do you feel about Liv Rooney? 392 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,855 [AUDIENCE BOOS] 393 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,610 Boo! 394 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:31,695 Boo! 395 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,572 -What are we booing? -Your daughter. 396 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,741 Miller apologized and you didn't tell me? 397 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,952 Liv, I was protecting you. 398 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,664 I mean, I thought if he was a jerk then he'd never change, 399 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,918 but who knows. Maybe he's just a great guy who did a really dumb thing. 400 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,797 He said he was sorry and he wants to get back together with you. 401 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,218 He did the right thing, he just did it to the wrong girl. 402 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,639 Miller, I'm sorry. 403 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:04,561 And if you want to get back together, I say we give it a try? 404 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,605 No, I didn't really mean that. 405 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,941 -What? -What? 406 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:13,903 Well, after I dumped you, I realized that you could ruin my scores. 407 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,322 So I apologized and strung you along so I could win. 408 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,908 But you're not a judge anymore, 409 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,328 so don't be a hater. See you later. 410 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,420 Wait a minute. What's she doing with those scissors? 411 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,671 [SNIPS] -Oh no! 412 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,841 [CROWD GASPS] -Ponytail down! Ponytail down! 413 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,220 My ponytail. 414 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,556 You cut off my ponytail. 415 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,436 -Did you just--? -I did. 416 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,441 This is why we punch the pillows. 417 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,867 Okay, like way more to your right. Like way more. STYLE ::cue() 418 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,538 Okay, now back a little bit. Tiny bit to your left. Up a little bit. 419 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,290 Perfect. 420 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,921 -I can't believe Miller let us keep that. [CHUCKLES] 421 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:18,051 See? Being grounded isn't gonna be so bad. 422 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,012 These two weeks are just gonna fly by. 423 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,848 -How long has it been? -15 minutes. 424 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,188 How are you doing on the whole breakup thing? 425 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,401 Still hurting, but I'm gonna get over it eventually. 426 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,985 Will it make you feel better 427 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,529 if we watch The Skateboard Bandit? 428 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,781 [GASPS] Are you serious? 429 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,533 Maddie, you're the best sister ever. 430 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,785 Oh, wait. We're grounded. 431 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,370 Mom and Dad aren't gonna let us watch anything. 432 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,872 Oh, Maddie, it doesn't matter. I can act it out for you. 433 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,874 [DRAMATICALLY] We open... 434 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,002 On a deserted bank. 435 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,964 A grungy street kid zooms by on a skateboard. 436 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,091 She's pretty, but doesn't know it. 437 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,760 Oh, I'm pretty sure she knows it. 438 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,055 [CHUCKLES THEN SNORTS] 439 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,351 [CRASHES] -Whoa! 440 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,353 Dude, that was epic. 441 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,272 You out-shredded the Shredder. 442 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,650 Your new wipeout video has over a million hits already. 443 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,362 You're bigger than the dog that says [MOCK HOWLING] "I love you." 444 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:25,452 Once again, Joey Rooney has schooled me. Props to the master. 445 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,707 [SLOWLY] I would high-five you, but I cannot feel my arm. 446 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,086 Or see you very clearly. 447 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,380 I'm proud of you, Munch.