1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,295 Hello, Father. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,675 How did you know I was coming? 3 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:12,387 Oh, it's a new app. It's called Pinpoint your Parents. 4 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,389 It comes in handy when they work at your school. [CHIMES] 5 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,976 Oh, by the way, Mom is in the ladies room. 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,980 Wait, what are you doing here after school? 7 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,649 As a matter of fact, Dad, I'm signing up for a team. 8 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,443 You're signing up for a sports team? 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,195 Oh, I thought this day would never come! 10 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,990 And it hasn't. 11 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:36,703 I'm signing up for the Brain Olympics. 12 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:39,122 It's a statewide science competition this Saturday. 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,334 Ridgewood is hosting, so it is crucial that we represent. 14 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,045 We're gonna get our neuron. 15 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,254 [GIGGLES] 16 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,965 I've always fantasized about competing in the Brain Olympics. 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,676 But to win, I had to build my dream team. 18 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,512 I was Kobe looking for my LeBron, 19 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,182 who I recently learned are basketball players. 20 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:58,266 [CHUCKLES] 21 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,351 So I fired back, 22 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:03,104 "Sure, dude, your computer has just as much ram as mine does... 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,024 when the power's off!" What? 24 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:11,529 Artie, I told you to come alone. 25 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,200 Funny how I didn't have to tell you the same thing. 26 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,618 Burn! 27 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,662 I'm really sorry. What did you say? 28 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:24,042 I couldn't hear you over the deafening sound of how epic I am. Boo! 29 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,254 Write that down. That was good. 30 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:34,427 -What do you want, Rooney? -Two words. Brain Olympics. 31 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:37,972 Leave us. 32 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,394 I'm building a dream team. 33 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:46,189 I wanna combine my expertise in robotics and tasty snacks 34 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,191 and yours in aerodynamics 35 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,068 and speedy bathroom breaks. 36 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,070 We could form... 37 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:56,449 an uneasy alliance, carefully knit together for our greater glory. 38 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,992 Exactly. 39 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,913 You, me and a third teammate who complements 40 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,873 but doesn't get in the way. 41 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,626 We will completely dominate. 42 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,671 -I'm in. -Spit shake? 43 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,927 -Ugh. -So bad. 44 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,095 Yeah, why'd we do that? 45 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,100 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 46 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,685 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 47 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,854 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 48 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,064 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 49 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,108 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh, no ♪ 50 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,318 ♪ Slam dunk Ready or not ♪ 51 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,487 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 52 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,906 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 53 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,908 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 54 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,077 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 55 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,746 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 56 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,457 ♪ When you say, yeah ♪ 57 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,292 ♪ I say, no ♪ 58 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,336 ♪ When you say, stop ♪ 59 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,755 ♪ All I wanna do Is go, go, go ♪ 60 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,632 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 61 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 62 00:02:57,093 --> 00:03:00,430 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 63 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,892 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 64 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,852 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 65 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,854 ♪ But we both know ♪ 66 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:10,315 ♪ We're better in stereo. ♪ 67 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,989 So you're really having this yard sale. 68 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,325 Yeah, if I wanna go to Montreal with the French club, 69 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,660 I have to raise $400. 70 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,829 Most of this stuff is all junk anyway. 71 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,790 The French club trip to Montreal 72 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,751 is the only overnight trip that a sophomore can go on. 73 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:33,880 Berets, baguettes and my parents are in a different country. 74 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,215 Bam-quoi. 75 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:39,886 [GASPS] Your first scooter? This is a treasure! 76 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,472 Sell lemonade, not your childhood. 77 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:46,601 Mom thinks she's sentimental, but the truth is she's a packrat. 78 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,688 Ooh! What's in here? 79 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:50,980 It's, uh... 80 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:56,194 Every single toothbrush that has ever touched a Rooney mouth. 81 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,530 [SNIFFS] 82 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:03,284 [GASPS] No, Maddie, you can't sell this. 83 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,039 I've had Isis since my first apartment. 84 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,792 It was just her and me against the world. 85 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,087 Still is, right, Isis? 86 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,715 [RASPY VOICE] Yes, it is. 87 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:25,432 Joey, the whole entire school is buzzing about you and your Brain Olympics team. 88 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,350 -They are? Oh. -No. 89 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,771 I heard you practicing your victory speech in the bathroom. 90 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:35,150 "Dear fellow Brain Olympians, 91 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,569 a long time ago in a galaxy far..." 92 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,029 We get it, we get it! 93 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,574 So do you have a third team member yet? 94 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,243 Oh no, not yet. But we don't have to turn the roster in until tomorrow. 95 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:49,581 Well, I have the perfect teammate for you. Me. 96 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,959 [LAUGHING] You? 97 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,544 [LAUGHING] 98 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,089 Yeah. I mean it's the perfect opportunity for me to change my image. 99 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:02,469 My character's name on Sing It Loud was Stephanie Einstein STYLE ::cue() 100 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,555 and after four years of being on television and saying things like, 101 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,932 "I loved the surprise ending of "Titanic." 102 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,061 People think I'm dumb in real life, but I'm not. 103 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,147 I mean, I'm no Einstein, but I'm definitely no Stephanie Einstein. 104 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,440 [LAUGHS] 105 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,569 I just wanna be seen as more than a cute, adorable, stylish, talented bombshell. 106 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,990 Let me get this straight. You wanna go from chic to geek 107 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,368 and pull a reverse ugly duckling. 108 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,452 Yeah. 109 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,790 Liv, not even a real duck would do that. 110 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,293 Well, I just wanna prove to people that I can nerd out. 111 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,253 I said geek, not nerd. 112 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,174 The fact that you don't know the difference means that you are neither. 113 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:46,221 Liv is not smart enough for the Brain Olympics. 114 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:50,725 I know that's harsh, but I am a scientist and I only deal in facts. 115 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,396 Sorry, Liv, the dream team is for geeks only. 116 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,399 Consider my rejection a compliment. [CLICKS TONGUE] 117 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,072 Ooh, sign up for the Brain Olympics' dream team. 118 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,866 Only one spot left. Free pretzel if you sign up. 119 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,118 [CHUCKLES] 120 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:13,540 Geeks usually love pretzels. Why won't anyone sign up? 121 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,667 I don't know, but we only have five minutes to get a third member 122 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,794 and turn in our team roster to the Science department 123 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,671 and how long are you gonna wave that pretzel in my grill 124 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:20,880 without giving me some? 125 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,341 Oh, sorry. 126 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:25,427 [SIGHS] 127 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,974 Where have all the geeks gone? 128 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,685 I scared them off. 129 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,896 To make sure no Brainiac took my spot in Joey and Artie's team, 130 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,232 I spent the day blasting holes in their geek cred. 131 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,316 [EXHALES] 132 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:45,572 Okay. I asked my brother Joey if he prefers Star wars or Star trek. 133 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,783 He said, "What's the difference?" Huh! 134 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:53,288 Did you know that Artie doesn't believe in time travel? 135 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,583 Huh! He's all "Doctor who?" What? 136 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,127 Okay, you didn't hear this from me, 137 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:04,299 but I saw Joey and Artie in the gym lifting weights. 138 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:11,222 [LIV HUMMING] 139 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:14,851 Oh, hey, smarties! How's the dream team coming? 140 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,020 It's not, we've got no one and time is running out. 141 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,440 Oh, where are my manners? Hey, girl. 142 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,152 Ahem! 143 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,322 Well, my offer to be the third brain still stands. 144 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,618 Here I go, an available brain, 145 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,536 walking away. 146 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,376 E equals MC squared and other smart stuff. 147 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,878 Liv, wait! 148 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,922 Joey, I am not missing out on Brain Olympics. 149 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,173 We need that third member. 150 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,467 We can't win with her. 151 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,886 I'd rather just sign up whoever walks by next. 152 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,055 Hi, Joey. [SQUEALS] 153 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,184 Did you get my invitation to be sketched by my Art class? 154 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,645 I promise this time it's a real thing. 155 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,692 Liv, you're in! 156 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,902 [SQUEALS] Yaysies! 157 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,320 Just sign here. 158 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,114 Just please don't dot your "I" with a smiley face. 159 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,532 Too latesies! 160 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,451 Excuse me, Willow. 161 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,954 I need to get this down to the Science department, ugh. 162 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,956 I can get this to the office faster than you. 163 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,879 Great, let's get to Art class! 164 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,348 Oh, you can't buy that. You can't buy that! 165 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,601 Run along. 166 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,397 Whew, that was close. 167 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,734 Hey, honey, look what I just found in the garage. 168 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,318 Your scary toilet cat, 169 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,238 Maddie's pink scooter and a whole bunch of toothbrushes. 170 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,324 Is this the same box I found in our shower earlier? 171 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,951 Yes. [CHUCKLES] 172 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,161 You know, it's already sold. 173 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,581 A lady walking her dog had to run home and get some cash, 174 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,374 so she asked me to store it. 175 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,584 I'll take this. 176 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,795 There was no lady. There was no dog. 177 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,923 There was just me, my precious things and my husband, 178 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,760 who needs to keep his big hairy nose out of my business. 179 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,638 Oh, thank you so much. I'll put it someplace safe. 180 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,769 Thank you so much for helping out, Willow. 181 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,854 We are gonna have a blast in Montreal. 182 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,106 Oui oui, Maddie. [GRUNTS] 183 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,484 Hey, Dad, will you put this on the table for me? 184 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,944 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll put it in the Joey section. 185 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,864 There's a Joey section? 186 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,451 [GASPS] Willow's going shopping. 187 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,791 Hello, folks. This is channel 4 meteorologist, Johnny Nimbus 188 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,168 welcoming you to the Ridgewood High gymnasium 189 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,504 for the Brain Olympics! 190 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,880 [CHEERING] 191 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,300 Okay, guys, huddle up. 192 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,512 That is what sport coaches say, right? 193 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,722 -I don't know. -No idea. 194 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,142 Okay, so it's about to get pretty crazy in here, 195 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,727 so let's establish the proper chain of command STYLE ::cue() 196 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,145 for all Brain Olympic decisions. 197 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,607 It goes Joey, Artie, other. 198 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,985 Wait, why am I 'other'? 199 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:16,032 Joey, stop pushing me to the sidelines. I'm here to show people that I'm smart. 200 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,743 We both know exactly why you're here, Liv. 201 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,540 I'm picking up the mad vibe you're throwing my way. 202 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,546 But for the sake of the Brain Olympics, we both need to put that on pause. 203 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,464 [SNAPS] Pause! 204 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,719 [SNAPS] Un-pause. Your hair is bouncing and behaving. 205 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,513 [SNAPS] Re-pause. 206 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,765 [SNAPS] Forever pause. 207 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,435 Wait, un-pause. [SNAPS] 208 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,978 Thanks for the hair props. I worked really hard. 209 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,354 [LAUGHS] 210 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:47,981 [SNAPS] Re-pause. 211 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,650 And the envelope please. 212 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,527 [LAUGHS] 213 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,029 Always wanted to say that. 214 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,531 Though I thought it would be at the Academy Awards. 215 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,325 But we've got plenty of razzle-dazzle right here. 216 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,829 All right, this year's Brain Olympics challenge is 217 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,332 build a machine that can paint a portrait 218 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,419 using only materials you gather from this table. 219 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,672 [GASPS] Paint a portrait! Yay, I love painting! 220 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:16,801 I did not get into the Brain Olympics to do art. 221 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,597 This is an outrage! 222 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:25,894 I mean, boo! This is an outrage. 223 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,230 The best picture of a face wins. 224 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,484 Now just a reminder, don't go painting old Johnny Nimbus's mug. 225 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,695 I sold exclusive rights to my image to a Chinese noodle company. 226 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,530 Ni hao about that. 227 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,078 Oh, Maddie, honey, I think you made a mistake. 228 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,871 There's no way you meant to sell this. 229 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,500 This is your first M.V.P. Trophy. [SNICKERS] 230 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,043 Mom, that's from second grade. 231 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,129 Literally everyone got that trophy even Liv. 232 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,966 Maddie, stop this madness. 233 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,135 I'm just telling you I think you're gonna regret 234 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,304 selling all these irreplaceable items. 235 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,515 Mom, I don't care about this kind of junk like you do. 236 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,016 You are such a hoarder. 237 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,104 I am no hoarder. I am a lover of things. 238 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,693 Hey, care bear, I just found this hidden in the shrubs out front. 239 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,279 Well, the lady who bought it, 240 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,699 um, she was just looking at my roses, just give me the box. 241 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:21,783 Come on. 242 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,328 -Okay. -Mom, Mom! It's over. 243 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,165 This is where the healing begins. 244 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,377 Oh, I was gonna heal something. 245 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,171 It was time for Maddie to get some schooling. 246 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,344 Hey, Maddie, so I was just clearing up the clutter 247 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,305 and I came across this hunk of junk you made with Liv in the second grade. 248 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,102 "Sisters by chance, friends by choice," Ugh. 249 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,646 Just so corny. 250 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,274 Aw, that's precious. 251 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,610 Did joey help make that? Because I have-- I'll give you $100 right now. 252 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,239 So, what do you think, Maddie, should we try to sell it? 253 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,033 I mean, you're just hoarding it. 254 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,910 No sentimental value or anything, right? 255 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,787 I saw what she was doing. 256 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,248 And two can play at that game. 257 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,125 [BONES CRACK] 258 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,587 Fifty cents. 259 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,798 That's twice as much as I got for Isis. 260 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,216 [GASPS] 261 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,893 These uniforms are pretty sweet, huh? 262 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,146 Ugh, I feel like a mix between Barney and a NASCAR driver. 263 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,522 [HISSES] 264 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,191 Guys, let's focus. 265 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:40,195 We have to beat the other teams to the grab, so we need to be quick. 266 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:44,157 That means keep your eyes off all this red-hot yippy-diddy-doo. 267 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:49,287 So exciting, here we go. In three, two, one. 268 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,039 Go get them, geeks! 269 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,834 [WHISTLING, CHEERING] 270 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,586 I've got P.V.C. pipe! 271 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,426 Liv, what are you doing? Put that down! Only grab things that are useful. 272 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,969 This is useful. 273 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,638 Not for the machine I have planned in my head. 274 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,682 What about the machine I have planned in my head? 275 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,142 "Other" Doesn't plan machines! 276 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,897 Come on, Liv, you are just not smart enough for this. 277 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,444 Wood screws! I've got wood screws! 278 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,115 Fine! If I'm not smart enough for you, 279 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,867 then maybe I'll just build my own machine! 280 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,787 Great, we'll do the same. Good luck, Einstein! 281 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,831 [WHISTLING] 282 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,430 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 283 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,515 And time is up! 284 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,643 If you didn't grab it, you can't use it! 285 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:57,897 All right, Brainiacs, you've got two hours to build a machine 286 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,315 that will paint a portrait. 287 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,403 And I've got two hours to get to know the science teacher in the pantsuit. STYLE ::cue() 288 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,779 How you doing? 289 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,954 Another 26 bucks, coach! 290 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,166 Why are you wearing Joey's birthday shirt? 291 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,461 I put the money in the box. It's mine now. 292 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:25,467 Score! I just made an extra five bucks charging an old lady to use our bathroom. 293 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,803 Sweet. We're almost at $400. 294 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,389 Montreal, here we come. [SNAPS] 295 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,391 Hey, my mom's not looking. 296 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,269 Perfect time to sneak the sisters-by-chance picture back to my room. 297 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,562 Where is it? 298 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,691 -What do you mean? I sold that. -What? 299 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,611 Willow, that is the most important thing that I own. 300 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,364 But you looked right into your mom's eyes and you said to sell it. 301 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,741 But that's because I was trying to get her to stop being a whackadoo! 302 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,202 Have you never had to look into the eyes of a whackadoo? 303 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,663 Not until right now. 304 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,421 With seven minutes left in the competition, 305 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,049 if looks like East Milwaukee Tech has already finished. 306 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,384 Look at that! 307 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:12,597 If I squint and tilt my head, I can almost see a face. [CHUCKLES] 308 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,143 Oh, and right next door, it appears Sheboygan High has finished as well. 309 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,604 Oh, wow! 310 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,189 A smiley face. 311 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,275 I don't know about you, but that puts a smile on my face! 312 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,027 Boy, oh, Sheboygan! 313 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,822 [ APPLAUSE] Hey, where are you going? 314 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,994 Sheboygan's got this in the bag. The slingshot will never ever work. 315 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,038 [SIGHS] The dream is dead, Artie. 316 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,708 I wonder what your sister's building. 317 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,960 Besides a freeway to my heart. 318 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:47,007 Let's go check it out, if only to make ourselves feel better. 319 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:57,017 Sweet mother of Gandalf, this machine is beautiful. 320 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,813 Ah, it's a catapult designed to help me launch 321 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,983 paint-filled balloons at the canvas using a pre-ordered 8x8 grid. 322 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,570 You really had a machine in your head. 323 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,908 What's all this stuff over here? 324 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,328 Flair. Someone was doubting me 325 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,539 so I decided to add some bells and whistles. 326 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,207 This is awesome. 327 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,252 [SNAPS] And I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 328 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,213 Thank you, but no! [SNAPS] 329 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,426 I just really can't figure out how to trigger the last stage. 330 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,054 [GASPS] We could use our device as a trigger. 331 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889 Oh, let's team up again. 332 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,477 I don't know, Joey. Are you, ahem, Smart enough? 333 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,522 Whoa! Smartie burn! 334 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,232 [ MIMICS EXPLOSION] 335 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,068 Yeah, I had that one coming. 336 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,905 Liv, come on. You are more than smart enough. 337 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,991 But let's win this thing together. 338 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,453 -Fine! -Yeah! 339 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,915 Liv Rooney, the former Stephanie Einstein, 340 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:06,252 now had geeks begging her to lead them to the Brain Olympics championship. 341 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,463 Role-reversal burn! 342 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,218 I've been spending way too much time with these nerds. [SNIFFS] 343 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:18,932 Well, we've seen every portrait but one and Sheboygan is clearly the front runner. 344 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,267 With only 16 seconds left to paint their canvas, 345 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,520 will Ridgewood High make it in time? 346 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,107 Liv, it is now or never. Do it. 347 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,780 [ROLLING] 348 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,240 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 349 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,837 Yes! 350 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,633 Holy cow, Ridgewood High built a fantastic flingy, thingy. 351 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,471 That made kind of a gross mess. 352 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,890 [BEEPS] 353 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,767 [BUZZES] 354 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,314 Wait, that gross mess is Polly the Porcupine. 355 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,775 That portrait is porcu-perfect! 356 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,822 [CHEERING] And the judges have spoken. 357 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,657 Let's all give a round of applause 358 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:21,369 to this year's Brain Olympics Champions, Ridgewood High! 359 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,260 Hey, any luck finding your picture? 360 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,764 No. I literally went door to door to every house in the neighborhood 361 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,182 and no one had it. 362 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,017 Also you would be shocked 363 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,935 at how many people answer the door in their underwear. 364 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,731 If it makes you feel any better, you earned $400 365 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,691 and now you get to come to Montreal with me. 366 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,110 How much of that 400 was you buying Joey's stuff? 367 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,820 It's an investment in my future, Maddie. 368 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,030 [SNORTS] 369 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,450 I'm sorry I sold your picture. 370 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,702 It's okay. 371 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:07,123 You were just distracted by whatever that is that you see in Joey. STYLE ::cue() 372 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,211 Okay, well, I'm gonna head out. 373 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,379 [SIGHS] 374 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,715 I gotta figure out how to get Joey's retainer to fit my mouth. 375 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,095 [DOOR OPENS] 376 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,641 -Hey. -Hey. 377 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,810 Heard you made enough money for Montreal. 378 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,646 Yeah. Yeah, it's great news. 379 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,731 What's the matter? 380 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,734 You were just right, Mom. 381 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,487 You really can't put a price on memories. 382 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,907 My picture's gone and I'm totally regretting it. 383 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,619 Well, I'm very glad to hear you say that, 384 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:48,415 because it makes this moment that much sweeter. 385 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,000 [GASPS] 386 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,086 The picture! You have it! 387 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:54,921 Wait, how? 388 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,799 Well, I saw a lady carrying it down our driveway and I tackled her. 389 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,884 [LAUGHS, SNORTS] 390 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,721 I really think I have a problem. 391 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:09,352 Mama also got this back. Together forever, Isis. 392 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,604 [RASPY VOICE] Forever, Miss Karen, 393 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,733 Once I get rid of the others. 394 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,405 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 395 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,000 It feels good to win, doesn't it? 396 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,836 And we are rocking these velour track suits. 397 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,549 Liv, I really need to apologize. 398 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:44,596 I completely underestimated you and I'm s-sorry. 399 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,848 You are officially a geek. 400 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,641 Pretzel? 401 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,978 [LAUGHS] Don't mind if I do. 402 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,064 Boom. 403 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,193 [ARTIE CHUCKLES] 404 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,363 [SNAPS] Un-pause. 405 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:04,449 So, girl, now that the Brain Olympics are over, 406 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:08,328 it's time to turn off our brains and turn on our hearts. 407 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,082 Ahem. Re-pause, artichoke. 408 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,502 You and me are as likely to happen as cold fusion. 409 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,799 So you're saying it's theoretically possible? 410 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:25,011 [LAUGHS] It is so on. 411 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,601 Well, Artie, the Brain Olympics are over. 412 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,812 And so is our alliance. 413 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:38,149 Since you clearly slept in that track suit, it is no longer cool. 414 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,777 It's just pajamas. 415 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,447 Sleepwear burn! 416 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,493 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you... 417 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,206 "Over the deafening sound of how epic I am." 418 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:54,874 Boom! 419 00:22:56,167 --> 00:23:00,088 -Hey, that's my line! -Ha-ha, but I make it work. 420 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,881 Minions, ho! 421 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,348 -Hey, Joey. - Hey, Willow.