1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,253 One week until our sweet 16. 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:05,296 [GIGGLES] After four years of being apart, 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,840 we are finally together on our birthday. 4 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,425 Yaysies! 5 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:11,219 I know! We get to blow out our candles together again. 6 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:14,014 The three Rooney girls, together again and ready to 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,808 ♪ Party, whoo whoo whoo, party I said now party ♪ 8 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:20,061 Don't turn around. You don't wanna know what Mom's doing behind you. 9 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,648 I don't need to. I can feel the desperation on the back of my neck. 10 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,235 All right, fine. 11 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:30,030 Guess I'll just save my moves for the party! 12 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,158 Back that party up over here, care bear. Here we go. 13 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:35,285 [BOTH VOCALIZING, CHANTING] 14 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,455 ♪ Left, left, left To the right, right, right ♪ 15 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,876 Anyway, so for our party, I had a few thoughts. 16 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,336 [SQUEALS] 17 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,383 I had... 18 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,220 a thought. 19 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:59,976 Ahem, okay, so I'm thinking red carpet, designer gowns. 20 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,897 We enter Cirque Du Soleil style, spiraling in on silks. 21 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:04,981 [SQUEAL] 22 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:10,445 I'm thinking peanut shells on the floor, steaks the size of our heads. 23 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:14,866 We enter hungry man style in our casual eating pants. 24 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:20,747 Ahem. Maddie, this is our big 1-6. It needs to be epic. 25 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,500 I know! And I'm thinking epic. 26 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,462 There's this new cowboy-jail themed restaurant, the Hoosegow. 27 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,172 Wow! Ha-ha. 28 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,259 We have very different ideas of epic. 29 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,054 You know what's epic? 30 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:39,057 Mini golf birthday parties! 31 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:43,269 They worked for years for you two. Ages six to 11, done! 32 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,230 Yes, yes, Dad's right. 33 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,023 Maddie, you loved it because it was sporty. 34 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,068 And, Liv, there was a castle, so you could dress up like a princess. 35 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:54,197 And I loved it because you two were together celebrating your birthday. 36 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,074 So, Rooney girls, let's get ready to... 37 00:01:56,157 --> 00:02:00,203 ♪ Party, whoo whoo whoo, party I said now party! ♪ 38 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,289 Mom! Mom, Mom. Stop. 39 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,333 Hater. 40 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:15,802 As fun as mini golf was, we are turning 16 now, so we can plan our own party. 41 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:19,014 So let's just talk this out because nothing's been set in stone. 42 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:23,018 Liv, I picked up the silks for your epic party entrance. 43 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,773 Epically bad decision to bring them home on my bike. 44 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,486 The silks have already been ordered? 45 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,573 You've already planned our entire party, haven't you? 46 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,533 Well, it's not like I could leave it up to you! 47 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,035 I mean, casual eating pants? 48 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,745 Spiraling in on silks? 49 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,121 You're being impossible! 50 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,165 Ugh, I wish we could just have separate birthdays! 51 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,499 LIV & MADDIE: Ugh! 52 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,763 A little help? 53 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,807 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 54 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,519 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪ 55 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,646 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 56 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,774 ♪ I lace up my high hops Oh, no ♪ 57 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,984 ♪ Slam dunk Ready or not ♪ 58 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,070 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 59 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,530 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 60 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,574 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 61 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:23,370 ♪ You dance to your own beat I'll sing the melody ♪ 62 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:27,916 ♪ When you say yeah I Say no ♪ 63 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:32,462 ♪ When you say stop All I wanna do is go, go, go ♪ 64 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,590 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 65 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,717 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 66 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:41,388 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 67 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,349 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 68 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,810 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 69 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,980 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 70 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:58,029 My twins can't have separate parties on their sweet 16th. 71 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,950 So while you two were at Maddie's basketball game, 72 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,244 I came up with a mompromise. 73 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,370 [GIGGLES] 74 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,122 So take a look. 75 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,084 [SQUEALING] Dazzleberry! 76 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,920 Awesome! 77 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,133 Hold on, you haven't seen the best part. Turn around. 78 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,217 [GASPS] 79 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:22,345 Two themes, one party. 80 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,098 PETE [ON MIC]: It's a red carpet rodeo! 81 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,516 [FEEDBACK CRACKLES] 82 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,435 Hey, why isn't this thing working? 83 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,312 So, Maddie, honey, you wanted to go to the Hoosegow. 84 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:35,150 So we're gonna have a Western barbecue right here in the house. Joey. 85 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,069 -Mom, I don't wanna say it. KAREN: Oh, come on, say it. 86 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,446 [WEAKLY] Yee-haw. 87 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,531 [LAUGHS] 88 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:46,202 And, Liv, you wanted a Cirque Du Soleil, red carpet gala. 89 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:50,040 -I bring you Parkerazzi! PARKER: Liv Rooney, Liv Rooney! 90 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,583 Who are you wearing? 91 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,168 [LAUGHS] 92 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,961 Boom, boom, boom! 93 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,255 Send. [SQUEALS] 94 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,423 Mom, this is great! 95 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,966 And I think we're halfway there. STYLE ::cue() 96 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,301 The half that doesn't look like a barn. 97 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:05,180 So I think we should clear out these hay bales 98 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,891 and, uh, oooh, all the barbecue-y stuff. 99 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,643 And I just really wanna, you know, class this place up, you know? 100 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,812 I think we're gonna bring in some French contortionists... 101 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,066 Liv, why are you throwing out everything that I like? 102 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,776 I thought this was our party. 103 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:21,363 Honey, it's time to come clean. 104 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,865 -[KAREN SIGHS] PETE: We've kept the secret for too long. 105 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,700 No, Pete! I'm not telling them 106 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,243 KAREN: they were born on separate days. 107 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,960 ♪ Camptown ladies sing that song Doo-dah, doo-dah ♪ 108 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,380 This karaoke thing works great. 109 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,341 Who's next? 110 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,759 What did you just say? 111 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,344 We have different birthdays? 112 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,931 Girls, your mother and I have something to tell you. 113 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,517 Go ahead. 114 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:59,859 Liv and Maddie, the day you were born was truly the greatest day of my life. 115 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,986 Well, that feels nice. 116 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,158 But it was actually the days you were born. 117 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:11,246 You see, Liv, you were born on the fifth at 11:56 p.m. 118 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:17,085 But, Maddie, honey, you were born at 12:02 on the sixth. 119 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,965 But the whole reason that five is my lucky number is because I was born on the fifth. 120 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,258 I'm a five. 121 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,302 Apparently I'm a zero. 122 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:32,350 Wait, so Maddie's never celebrated on her actual birthday? 123 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,521 What kind of parents are you? 124 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,985 This is preposterous. I say again, preposterous. 125 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:47,282 If they can do this to her, what does that mean for everybody else? 126 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,785 Am I six? Am I 11? I could be nine! 127 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,375 KAREN: Hey. MADDIE: Hey. 128 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,006 Maddie, honey, I am so sorry. 129 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,300 Every year, your birthday would roll around, 130 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,218 and I would just get so excited 131 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,013 at the two of you sitting together blowing out your candles. 132 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,974 Then, why did you use those trick candles that didn't blow out? 133 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,270 We wanted the moment to last forever. 134 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,776 Plus a joint birthday party is double the fun. 135 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:23,860 It's also half the work. 136 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,489 See, I'm trying to be completely honest with you from now on. 137 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,536 Don't try and be funny. I'm still trying to be mad at you. 138 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,123 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. I thought I was doing the right thing. 139 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,918 You know, when you and Liv were little, you were inseparable. 140 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,338 As your mother, it just felt wrong to take that special day away. 141 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,675 Are you seriously trying to take credit for being a good mother right now? 142 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,259 Yes, I tried to slip that in. 143 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,097 Now just tell me what you wanna do for your birthday, 144 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,058 and your father and I will make it happen. Sky's the limit. 145 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,727 Okay, there is a budget. See, I'm trying to be totally honest. 146 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,523 Thanks, Mom, but 147 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,776 honestly the last thing I feel like doing right now is celebrating my birthday. 148 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,736 I don't even think I wanna have a party at all this year. 149 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,488 And I'm sure Liv feels the exact same way. 150 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,115 Well, think about it. 151 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:14,077 In the meantime, I made your favorite dinner, chicken pot pie. 152 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,705 Okay, I didn't make it. It was frozen from a box. 153 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,665 Whoo, the truth really will set you free! 154 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,796 Okay, everyone find a seat. 155 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,298 Maddie's off on a jog, but I bought us some time. 156 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:31,177 She always jogs until the end of her playlist, so I added six songs. 157 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,638 Hey, Joey, I got a spot for you right here. 158 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:34,723 [GROANS] 159 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:40,061 I am going to say, yes, because I am scared to say, no. 160 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:49,279 Okay, you are all here because you are Maddie's best friends and family, 161 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,031 and I want you to help me to throw a surprise party. 162 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:56,077 You have to keep it a secret. I know that won't be a problem for you two. 163 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,582 Mom said Maddie doesn't even want a party this year. 164 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,626 Also, I cannot feel my ribs. 165 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,379 I can! 166 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,509 Maddie says she doesn't want a party, but I know my sister better. 167 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,763 This birthday shocker has knocked her for a loop and we are going to fix it. 168 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,181 That's very sweet. 169 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,766 We'll do anything to help. 170 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,852 Of course, you will. You're totally on the hook for this. 171 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:26,524 Well, I'm in. I want Maddie's sweet 16 to be as amazing as it can be. 172 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,651 -PETE: Careful. -Right, sorry. 173 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:33,448 Willow, Diggie, Stains, I want you to take Maddie to the Hoosegow Saturday night 174 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,242 while the rest of us get the house ready for the party. [CLAPS] 175 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,410 Don't bring her home until midnight 176 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,329 because that's when her actual birthday begins. 177 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,456 Oh, midnight? Isn't that awfully late for a party? 178 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,626 You mean, like, 16 years late, Mom? 179 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,129 Midnight party, fun. 180 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,381 [SQUEALS] 181 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,804 Hey, Mads, what are you doing? 182 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:59,933 I am turning all my lucky fives into sixes. STYLE ::cue() 183 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,562 Turns out the first 15 years of my life, I stuck fives everywhere. 184 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,398 [LAUGHS BITTERLY] 185 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,024 Everywhere. 186 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,904 Identity crisis. I can relate. 187 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,908 I remember the tough transition from Joseph to Joe to Joey, 188 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,993 with a brief stint as Baby J. 189 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,122 Then, ultimately back to Joey. 190 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,957 Wasn't there a J-Dog in there somewhere? 191 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,542 Do not bring that up. 192 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,626 Okay. 193 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,253 [MADDIE CHUCKLES] 194 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,964 Maddie and Joey Rooney? 195 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,133 Character from my nightmares? 196 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,509 Delivery. 197 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,391 "You are cordially invited to the Cirque Du Soleil red carpet gala 198 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,186 celebrating the sweet 16 of Liv Rooney." 199 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,148 Liv's throwing a party for herself? 200 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,401 The invitations Pretzel Butt was handing out were for a fake party 201 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,986 to throw Maddie off the scent. 202 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:56,531 My job was to twist the knife ever so delicately. 203 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,116 [WHISPERS] I have a gentle touch. 204 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,285 JOEY [SIGHING]: Wow. 205 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,872 Liv took this whole birthday scandal a lot better than you did. 206 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:05,915 A lot better. 207 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,835 A lot. 208 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,672 I can't believe she just dumped me to do her own thing! 209 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,717 Yeah. Does that make you mad? 210 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,260 I bet I'd be mad. 211 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,305 I'd be, like, really mad. 212 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,183 You know what? 213 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:27,562 If Liv's throwing a party for herself, I'm throwing a party for myself. 214 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,689 I'm going to the Hoosegow. [SLAMS] 215 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:33,318 Oh, okay, here comes Maddie. Remember we have plans on Sunday. 216 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,403 Hey, guys, do you wanna go out for my birthday? 217 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,946 Hoosegow on Sunday, what do you say? 218 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,616 -Can't, we have plans on Sunday, so... DIGGIE: Yeah. 219 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,992 What plans? 220 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:45,246 I... I've got a, um, uh... A drum circle. 221 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,082 [CHUCKLING] 222 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,334 Washing my ferret. 223 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,253 Book club? 224 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,716 You're in a book club? 225 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,595 Sure. Yeah, you know, every month, we pick a book and then... 226 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,681 we watch the movie and talk about it. 227 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,560 Well, we're available Saturday. 228 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,978 Saturday? 229 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,022 Aren't you guys going to Liv's party? 230 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,315 Not invited. 231 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,900 Guess we didn't make the cut. 232 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,569 Liv's loss. We're the cool kids. 233 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,654 [STAINS SNIFFS] 234 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,868 Liv's throwing a party for herself, and she didn't even invite my friends. 235 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,412 You know what? 236 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,331 I am free Saturday. I'm going to the Hoosegow. 237 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,833 Yes! 238 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,503 Snap! The jaws of my trap-tastic plan had closed. [GIGGLES] 239 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,590 Maddie hated me. Hello, best sister ever! [SQUEALS] 240 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,137 There you go, little lady. 241 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,430 Now, you are welcome 242 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:47,517 to as many return visits to the salad bar as you want at the Hoosegow. 243 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,478 But only under the watchful eye of the law. 244 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,651 Watchful eye? Hardly! I filled my whole purse with baby corn. 245 00:12:56,735 --> 00:13:00,572 Don't mess with Sheriff Tim, Willow. He's packing ketchup and mustard. 246 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,618 Dude, whatever Liv is doing at her stupid red-carpet party 247 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,912 cannot be nearly as cool as this. 248 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,330 I mean I'd much rather be at a place 249 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,207 where you can throw your peanut shells on the floor. 250 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,584 And rib bones. 251 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,381 Am I not supposed to do that? 252 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:23,595 Always the lady, Stains. Always the lady. 253 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,680 [TRIANGLE RINGS] 254 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,682 Oooh, guys, they're gonna arrest someone again. 255 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,142 You are under arrest! 256 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:34,230 Cattle rustling, stagecoach robbery, and spitting in the presence of a lady. 257 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,857 ALL: Oooh! 258 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,941 Lock him up! 259 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,069 ALL: Lock him up! [LAUGHS] 260 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,737 [PHONE RINGING] 261 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,863 Oh, I gotta take this. 262 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,702 This is jailhouse one. Over. 263 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:48,912 Diggie, how's it going? 264 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,663 It's great. We're just about to order dessert. 265 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,248 She doesn't suspect a thing. 266 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,710 Dessert? You can't be on dessert already. It's barely 10 o'clock! 267 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,963 You need to keep her out of the house until midnight. 268 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,215 I mean, yeah, I'll do what I can, 269 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,677 but I didn't expect service to be this fantastic at a restaurant like this. 270 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,137 Diggie, I am trying to do something nice for my sister. 271 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,056 Do not make me regret trusting you. 272 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,728 The fate of my plan rests on someone named Diggie. 273 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,649 We gotta stall for time. 274 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,820 Not a prob. Stains is doing the rotisserie chicken stockade challenge. 275 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:27,117 [CHOMPING] 276 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,286 If you can eat a whole chicken in under an hour, you get a free T-shirt. 277 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,371 [LAUGHS] 278 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,039 Come on, come on, come on! 279 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,207 [PANTING] 280 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,291 Wipe. 281 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,586 Uh, you know what? Let's just hose you off when this is over. 282 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,971 A one-layer cake? Really? 283 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:52,183 You think that's gonna make up for 16 years of fibs and fraud? 284 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,022 I was going to put little purple frosting flowers on the corners. 285 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,441 That will impress no one. STYLE ::cue() 286 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,528 Well, I suppose I could do a few more layers. 287 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,531 Oh, yeah! Maybe one for each year you lied. 288 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:20,003 Wow, this mini golf course actually looks pretty good. 289 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,174 I'm glad someone's paying attention to what Liv's trying to pull off. 290 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,842 Let's see the windmill spin. 291 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,552 Oh, it doesn't actually spin. 292 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,970 Yeah, no, it's decorative, 293 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,014 like the treadmill in Mom and Dad's bedroom. 294 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,434 Are you kidding me? 295 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,854 A crummy cake and a non-spinning windmill? 296 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,316 Liv is trying is recreate the mini-golf parties of Maddie's youth. 297 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,902 And if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this right. 298 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,821 I guess we could take apart one of my remote controlled cars 299 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,990 and use the motor from that to make it spin. 300 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,158 Yeah, we could do that. 301 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,703 We can also play duck, duck, goose. Am I the only one that cares? 302 00:15:56,247 --> 00:16:00,460 We could take apart the riding mower and use the motor from that bad boy. 303 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:04,255 Now we're talking. Birthday magic, monkeys. 304 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,007 Let's go, let's go! 305 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,343 Where are you going? 306 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,096 It's already two hours past my bedtime. 307 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,432 If I don't take a nap before the party, I'm gonna be a real crankypants. 308 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,896 Good job, Stains. 309 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,566 I have never been more impressed or disgusted. 310 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,698 And you know you didn't have to eat the bones to win the shirt, right? 311 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,825 When I commit, I commit, man. 312 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,537 We hear it's your birthday, little lady. 313 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,040 Uh, it's not my actual birthday till midnight. 314 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,918 Well, blow out the candle. It's somebody's birthday. 315 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,422 Go ahead, Maddie, make a wish. 316 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:47,882 Guys, I can't. 317 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,594 Sheriff Tim was right. It is somebody's birthday. 318 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:56,016 It's Liv's and the only wish that popped into my head was that 319 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,101 I wish we were blowing out our candles together, so... 320 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,271 That's so sweet. Let's get you home right now. 321 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,152 Uh... [LAUGHS, CLAPS] Get up. 322 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,779 Well, are you sure? 323 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,115 We've barely been here for four hours. 324 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,450 [BELL RINGING] 325 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,702 You are under arrest. Cattle rustling. 326 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,954 Wait! You're arresting the wrong bandit. 327 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,789 This girl here, she's the cattle rustler. 328 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,750 Yeah, man, lock her up! 329 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:26,171 ALL [CHANTING]: Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! 330 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,257 MADDIE: Guys! Guys, let me out! 331 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,426 I need to get to Liv's party before it's over! 332 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,345 Good move, Diggie. 333 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,263 I'm smooth under pressure. 334 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,140 There's a new sheriff in town, 335 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,185 and his name is Diggie, and he's the meanest sheriff on... 336 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,269 [SHOUTS] 337 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,773 We're out of here. 338 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,233 Well... Go. Maddie, wait. 339 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,825 Mr. and Mrs. Joey and Willow Rooney. 340 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,082 [GROANS] It's midnight! 341 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,459 Seriously, Diggie, 16 wrong turns? 342 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,630 I've never heard of that law 343 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,007 that you have to go five miles an hour past a graveyard. 344 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,343 That's just showing respect, man. 345 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,138 Wait a second, I don't hear music. 346 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,559 And the red carpet is rolled up. You guys, I missed Liv's birthday! 347 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,689 DIGGIE & STAINS & WILLOW: Su--! 348 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,526 Supper was really great at the Hoosegow. 349 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,947 Where is everybody? 350 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,744 Surprise! 351 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,749 We missed saying surprise. Are you kidding me? 352 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,131 Happy sweet 16, Maddie. 353 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,342 Wait, this is all for me? Where is your red carpet party? 354 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,637 Oh. [LAUGHS] There was no party. I totally played you. 355 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,849 Don't feel bad though, I am a day older. 356 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,100 [LAUGHS] 357 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,518 DIGGIE: Ahem. 358 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,814 Hey, remember us, the people you were screaming at 359 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,899 the whole way past the graveyard? 360 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,484 You guys were all in on this? 361 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,448 Liv, mini golf? 362 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,324 It's just like old times. 363 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,870 We got so wrapped up in which kind of party we each wanted 364 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,997 that we forgot the best part is doing it together. 365 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,584 Someone made you a cake! 366 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,668 [LIV SQUEALS] 367 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,631 Guys, a basketball cake? This is amazing. 368 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,426 Sixteen layers of buttercream and guilt. 369 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,219 Mama's done her time. We're moving on. 370 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,931 Now the Rooney girls are ready to get their... 371 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,392 ♪ A party on, a party on ♪ 372 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,519 ♪ Whoop whoop, their party on ♪ 373 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,605 ♪ Party on, whoop whoop... ♪ 374 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,733 MADDIE: Ahem! Mom, Mom, we've forgiven you. 375 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,068 You can stop punishing us. 376 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:58,823 Maddie, we even got you a number six jersey 377 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,159 because we figured you'd wanna change your number. STYLE ::cue() 378 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,872 Actually I've decided to stick with the number five. 379 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,958 That's the day my best friend was born. 380 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,129 So, Liv, come over here. 381 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,714 Help me blow out all these candles. 382 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,841 Uh, okay, one sec. I wanna get a video of this. 383 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,427 I think I left my phone in the garage when I was grabbing decorations. 384 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,138 Video? 385 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,307 Then we've gotta have the windmill going. 386 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,725 Dad, turn it on. 387 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,485 Guys, I love it. 388 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,821 We did a good thing today, boys. 389 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,448 See what happens when you listen to Parker? 390 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:44,077 [LOUD WHIRRING] 391 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,914 That thing kicks up quite a breeze. 392 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,922 KAREN: Oh no, the cake! 393 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,465 [SPLATS] 394 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,929 We have to turn this thing off! 395 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,100 Don't worry, birthday girl, your hero is here. 396 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,233 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 397 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:23,575 Hey, superhero, the plug's right here. 398 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,543 Whoa. 399 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,258 Oh, nice work on the cake, Mom! 400 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,926 [MOUTHS] Oh, thank you. 401 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,891 JOEY: Oh, hey, Parker, check it out. 402 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,685 Liv got us a present for helping out with the party. 403 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,395 It's nice to be appreciated. 404 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,525 Surprise! 405 00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,236 [SHRIEKING] 406 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,406 Dude, that was awesome. Nice work, Pretzel Butt. 407 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,909 Up top! Yeah! 408 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,496 Hey, can you fit in my underwear drawer? I wanna freak out my mom.