1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:06,923 Okay, Liv and Maddie will be back from their driving test any second. 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,383 Ready to celebrate? 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:09,968 Check it. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,432 ♪ Sing it loud ♪ 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,142 Bam! What? 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:23,398 Ooh, I can't wait to get my license and be able to go wherever I want. 7 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,859 Within the city limits. Before my curfew. 8 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:29,112 In a beat-up minivan that smells like Joey's feet. 9 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,657 Still freedom. Whoo-hoo! 10 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:36,786 Freedom? [SCOFFS] Try loss of freedom. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,580 Who wants to drive when you can sit shotgun 12 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:41,332 and text until your thumbs fall off? [CHUCKLES] Not me. 13 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:42,917 I'm stoked for Maddie. 14 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,046 Having a license, that means she can go anywhere and do anything. 15 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,716 That a responsible teenager would do after getting approval from her father. 16 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,344 Not that I've ever asked her not to get approval. 17 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,595 Why am I still talking? 18 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,265 Why are you in my house? Why haven't you gotten a haircut? 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,059 We've all got questions. 20 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,145 [GASPS] There she is. 21 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,897 -[ALL CHEER] -Congratulations, Liv. 22 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,191 One of our two new drivers. 23 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,402 Yes. Hold your rah-rahs. Only one of us passed. 24 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,113 Total bummer-rang. 25 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,948 Aww, you'll get it next time, kid. 26 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:19,371 No. I'm the one who passed. License to surprise! 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,083 Wait, if you passed, that means Maddie failed. 28 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,751 Maddie doesn't fail anything. 29 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,961 -Ooh! -Oh! 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,466 Burn it! Burn it all! 31 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,302 [CHATTERING] 32 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:39,933 Well, I failed. Guess I know what it feels like to be a loser now. 33 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,144 You know what I'm talking about, Joey. 34 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:49,025 Ouch! I would call that a drive-by if you had your license. 35 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,193 [EXPLOSION SOUND] 36 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,240 So, what happened? 37 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,535 I will tell you what happened. The DMV discriminates. 38 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:03,498 Yeah. They only give their licenses to people who can make left-hand turns. 39 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,919 They do come in handy when you wanna go left. 40 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,256 Why would you purposefully turn into oncoming traffic 41 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,717 when you can go up one block and make three rights? 42 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,929 Who needs their license, anyway, am I right? 43 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,557 I do! I need my license! 44 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,601 Don't worry, Maddie. I'll drive you anywhere you wanna go. 45 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,521 Seriously, why am I still talking? Why am I still here? 46 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,106 I'll go get my hair cut. 47 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:37,032 ♪ Better in stereo B... b... better in stereo ♪ 48 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,200 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 49 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,494 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 50 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:45,790 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 51 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,084 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 52 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,086 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 53 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,965 ♪ You dance to your own beat I'll sing the melody ♪ 54 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:58,678 ♪ When you say yeah, I say no ♪ 55 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:03,183 ♪ When you say stop All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 56 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,186 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 57 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:11,816 ♪ The half I'll never be The half that drives me crazy ♪ 58 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:17,405 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me The half I'll always need ♪ 59 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:21,409 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 60 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,414 [TV PLAYING] 61 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:29,084 Guys! I have something really exciting to say. 62 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,210 Pause that just for a second. 63 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,088 How about you pause your piehole for two hours? 64 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,716 We'll get to you later. 65 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,387 -We're all listening, Liv. -Okay. 66 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:44,265 There is a major film shooting in Wisconsin this summer, 67 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,642 and I'm up for a big part. 68 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,977 How exciting! What's it about? 69 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,355 It's based on some book about wolves in space. 70 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,567 BOTH: Space Werewolves! 71 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,697 [SQUEALS] That is my favorite graphic novel. 72 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,741 No way! They want me to play Tristan. 73 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,328 -As in Tristan Lycanth? -Yeah. 74 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,414 -The hero? -Yeah. 75 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,833 [LAUGHS] But Tristan's a boy. 76 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:14,838 Technically, half-boy, half-werewolf. But he is definitely not a girl. 77 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,966 Right. Not yet. 78 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,052 But the people making the movie saw my episode of Sing It Loud!, 79 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,596 where I dreamt that I was on an international space station 80 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,181 and I saved the Earth by singing the high note 81 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,350 that shattered the asteroid before it hit Earth. Aah! 82 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,601 [SINGS HIGH NOTE] 83 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:29,978 [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] 84 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,189 I love that episode! 85 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,400 Really? Because I had some logic problems with it. 86 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,526 But you sparkled, honey. 87 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,529 They liked it so much that they're considering 88 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,615 changing the role of Tristan into a girl just for me. 89 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:48,705 I had to stop Liv for her own good. Fanboys are crazy. 90 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,957 I should know. I'm one of them. [CLICKS TONGUE] 91 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:56,463 We're talking about Tristan Lycanth. Keeper of the Claw of Freedom. 92 00:04:57,088 --> 00:05:00,633 Does this match this? STYLE ::cue() 93 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,224 -What's up, Diggie? -What's up, Rooney? 94 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,643 'Sup with your hair? 95 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,190 You did not get a haircut just because my dad told you to. 96 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:18,151 No. Not at all. 97 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,862 I totally needed a trim. Do you think he'll like it? 98 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,949 Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this. 99 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,577 I mean, your hair was a hot mess, but that's not the point. 100 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,372 I can't help it, okay? I want him to like me. 101 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:34,125 He's your dad. And you and me are... Whatever we are. 102 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,295 Totally. Whatever. Um... 103 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,049 You just need to find something that you and my dad both like 104 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,384 and bond over that. 105 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,595 Oh, yeah, okay, great. Let's see. He likes growling at me. 106 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:49,224 You know what else he likes? Barbecuing. 107 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,726 Grilling sure beats growling. 108 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,272 And if he starts to like me, I could help you prep for your driver's test. 109 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,025 Aww. [LAUGHS AND SNORTS] That's so sweet. 110 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,820 -Hey, Dad. -[EXCLAIMS] 111 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,243 Dude, I'm kidding. But he won't be. 112 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,290 Oh! Hey, Liv, you want some chocolate pudding? 113 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,334 We found a big bowl of it in the fridge. 114 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:21,131 Um, boys, that's not chocolate pudding. That's my organic face mask from Paris. 115 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,217 Oh, ho ho ho. Fancy pudding. 116 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,804 Yeah. It's made with orangutan poop. 117 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,097 [SPUTTERS] 118 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:35,270 Well, whatever that monkey ate was delicious. 119 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,942 -Is that banana? -Okay, just... 120 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,069 Eww, Joey... 121 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,447 [CLEARS THROAT] 122 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,074 Get this. Somehow word has spread through the blogosphere 123 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,452 that I'm up for the role of Tristan in Space Werewolves. 124 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,122 Not sure how that info leaked out onto the internet. 125 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,332 We would never post that juicy tidbit 126 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,252 on the Stevens Point Space Werewolves fan page 127 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,796 in hopes of enraging local Tristanites. 128 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,841 Liv will thank me for this later. 129 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:11,056 Let me guess. The fanboys were none too pleased about you playing Tristan. 130 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,684 You probably wanna throw in the towel and back out. 131 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:19,397 Uh, no. I mean, why do I care what nerd nation has to say about me, anyway? 132 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,775 Because we are a powerful force to be reckoned with... 133 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,234 I mean, they are! 134 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,987 [CLEARS THROAT] Whatever. 135 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,156 This weekend I have a personal appearance at Neville's Novelty Shoppe 136 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,076 to sign "Sing It Loud!" DVDs. Why don't you guys come with me? 137 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:35,330 Liv, Neville's is fanboy central. 138 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,500 If they ask you about Tristan and find out you don't know what you're talking about 139 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,460 they will eat you alive. 140 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,338 He's a werewolf, and he lives in space. 141 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,049 I think anything else I need to learn about him will be in here. 142 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,717 I can probably finish this by Saturday, yeah? 143 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,845 -Liv, that's Volume 1. -There are 64 volumes. 144 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,100 Hah! No wonder they're making this into a movie. 145 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,352 Who would wanna read all that? 146 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,024 -Ugh! -Ugh! 147 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:08,446 Three hundred and twenty-three pages of "Rules of the Road," 148 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,781 and not once did they admit 149 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,575 that turning left into oncoming traffic is insane. 150 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,497 Four hundred and twenty pages of werewolves and spaceships, 151 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,290 and the only thing I've really retained is that I think 152 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,251 I could totally rock Tristan's space suit. 153 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,546 Yeah, just wait till they get to The Battle of Mirth. 154 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,631 [GUNFIRE SOUNDS] That's when he meets Kytra, 155 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,967 and that's when the adventure really kicks off. 156 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,343 [GASPS] 157 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:34,222 You undercover sci-fi geek. 158 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,392 You've totally read this book. 159 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,436 Yeah, I've actually read them all. I love them. 160 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,771 And I have to admit, I am a little on the fence 161 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,606 about you playing Tristan myself. 162 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,359 Okay, one, how dare you! 163 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,696 And two, help me. 164 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,615 Okay, Liv, why are you wigging out? 165 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,492 Because I really want this role. 166 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,952 I mean, I know that I've been playing it cool, 167 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,413 but this is way bigger than my show, 168 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,458 and it could send me into a completely new acting stratosphere. 169 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,294 I just have no idea how to impress these fanboys. 170 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,628 Okay, well, I would love to help you 171 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,798 but, Liv, my driver's test is on the same day as your autograph signing. 172 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,385 And I still have no idea how to make a stupid left-hand turn. 173 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,972 I have a twin-sane idea! 174 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,851 This Saturday, I'll be you and you be me. 175 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,519 -Wait, you mean like... -A switch-a-Rooney. 176 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,104 [SCREAMING] 177 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,649 I'll face your fanboys. 178 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,277 And I will take your driver's test. Perfect! 179 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,238 Why is this bed so squishy? 180 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,619 [CLEARS THROAT] 181 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:41,581 Because I am sitting on a pizza. 182 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,626 A girl gets hungry at 3:00 a.m. 183 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,716 [MUTTERING] 184 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,552 Web... And that's how I slay the dragon. 185 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,682 Hey, Artie, you got a minute? 186 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,351 Hey, Joey. You got a girlfriend? 187 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,477 Burn! 188 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,979 How is that a burn? 189 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,149 You took your mom to the freshman dance last fall. STYLE ::cue() 190 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,908 So, what brings you crawling back to the society of Space... Space... Space... 191 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,495 Were... Were... Were... Wol... Wol... Wol... Ves... Ves? 192 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,289 [HOWLS] 193 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:28,044 I was voted out of the society for suggesting that wolf tails were stupid. 194 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,506 Was I wrong? People, was I wrong? 195 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,301 I want to talk to you about my sister Liv. 196 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,678 No-la-la-la-la. 197 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:40,640 We do not speak the name of that she-devil who wants to desecrate Tristan. 198 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,436 Unless she sent you to ask me to prom, in which case, let her know I say maybe. 199 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,730 Be gone with you. 200 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,566 [WHIMPERS LIKE A WOLF] 201 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,194 Listen, Artie. We have a common enemy here, 202 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:57,782 and we need to work together to defend the iconic character that is Tristan. 203 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:02,162 We were once powerful allies, you and I. 204 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,123 An uneasy alliance. 205 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,459 My wolf ears are perked. 206 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,296 Liv will be down at Neville's tomorrow. 207 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:17,177 I need you to show her the real fangs of a true Space Werewolves fanboy. 208 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,723 Fanboy? That term is derogatory, sir. 209 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,185 We prefer Fantasy enthusiasts. 210 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:30,398 -So will you do it? -Oh, sounds great, Joey. 211 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,360 I'd happily waltz right into your trap. 212 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,487 Do you take me for a fool? 213 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,199 Yes. Yes, I do. 214 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,953 But as Tristan himself would say... 215 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,416 BOTH: [IN A DEEP VOICE] "When an enemy offers his paw, lick it... 216 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:53,880 If only to tear off his hind leg... Tomorrow." 217 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,925 Oh! 218 00:11:57,092 --> 00:12:00,136 Saying no to that would be like saying no to Tristan himself. 219 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,640 Well played, lone wolf. Well played indeed. 220 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,102 [HOWLS LOUDLY] Aah! 221 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,106 Nerds! 222 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,906 [BLOWS WHISTLE] Pull over to talk or text. 223 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:25,161 Mmm! Gotta love a brown sugar glaze. 224 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,498 [BLOWS WHISTLE] No eating in the halls. 225 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,377 I can't help it, coach. Just falls off the bone. 226 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,797 That's some solid-looking barbecue you got there. 227 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,261 Thank you. I followed a recipe from "Barbecue Monthly." 228 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,807 Oh! Too much black pepper. 229 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,851 Ah, it was all so confusing. 230 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,521 My father's a vegetarian. 231 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,900 I just have no one to guide me. 232 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,613 Well, I don't like to brag, but last summer I did win 233 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,742 the Stevens Point Thrilla on the Grilla cook-off. 234 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,746 Oh, yeah! Coach Rooney took the barbecue bait. 235 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,249 But seriously, not one word about the haircut? What gives? 236 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,090 Hey, check it out. I sold Liv's toothbrush to a Sing It Loud! fan, 237 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,426 and got us a bunch of gummy eyeballs. 238 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,722 Too bad she only has one toothbrush. 239 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,225 Oh, please. I picked that one off the sidewalk out front. 240 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:33,772 Oh... 241 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,653 The switch-a-Rooney was on. It took me four hours to do my hair, 242 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,073 and Liv made me sleep with my head hanging off the mattress 243 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,408 to "protect the pouf." [SNORTS] 244 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,370 I drooled into my own nose. 245 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,594 [GLASS BREAKING] 246 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:11,559 Thank you all so much for coming to the Season 4 DVD signing 247 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,228 of ♪ Sing It Loud! ♪ 248 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,903 Artie's here. Let the games begin. 249 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:29,202 Liv Rooney! Are the rumors true that you, a girl, might play Tristan Lycanth? 250 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,578 [CLICKS PEN] 251 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,913 It's true, fanboy. 252 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,374 What say you? 253 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,919 I say it's intergalactic blasphemy! 254 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,921 And I shall prove you're unworthy. 255 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,716 Be warned, my minions are live blogging. 256 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,010 King Artie the Magnificent at Wolfspot dot Howl. 257 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,931 Bring it on, King Artie. 258 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,144 Speak for Tristan's lineage. 259 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,064 Who are his parents? 260 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,736 Liv is about to go down in flames. 261 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:10,368 His parents are the werewolf Magrol and Queen Zira. Bam! What? STYLE ::cue() 262 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,794 I mean, space-tastic question. 263 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,840 BOTH: Maddie. 264 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,887 Okay, we are good to go. 265 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,639 Uh, I think we're forgetting one thing. 266 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,683 Oh! Yes. 267 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,061 Lip gloss. 268 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,690 No, it says here you're required to wear glasses to drive. 269 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,029 Does it say that? 270 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,824 I thought I just needed those for the picture. 271 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,535 Put THem on. 272 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,333 OM Eyeballs. 273 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,045 Now, start the car and put it in gear. 274 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,214 Absolutely. 275 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:09,219 If you could just direct me to the ignition. 276 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,764 No? 277 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,142 [STARTS IGNITION] 278 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,228 All right. This is good. 279 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,439 Now merge left. There's construction ahead. 280 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,525 -Uh... -Go left. I said left! 281 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,943 -[TIRES SQUEAL] -[SHRIEKS] 282 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,028 -Okay, too far, too far. -Okay. 283 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,030 -Garbage can. Garbage can. -[STAMMERS] 284 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,573 -I don't... -[TIRES SQUEALING] 285 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,158 -[SHOUTS] -[THUDS] 286 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,284 [HORN BLARES] 287 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,413 Okay. Pull the vehicle over. 288 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,206 Uh, uh, okay. 289 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,667 -Slow down. Slow down! -I'm not... I... 290 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,585 -Mailbox. Mailbox! -What? 291 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,878 [BOTH SCREAM] 292 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,005 [AIRBAGS HISS] 293 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,554 So... [SIGHS] 294 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,723 Pass? 295 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,480 Here we are. A couple of dudes 296 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,816 getting ready to do some chillin' and grillin'. 297 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,318 Are you okay that I just called you a dude? 298 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,614 Relax, we're barbecuing. Everybody's a dude. 299 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,617 Okay. Let's do this. 300 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,536 Absolutely. 301 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,122 First, I need you to do a few things. 302 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,168 Hit me. Whatever you want. Shuck the corn? Season the meat? 303 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,669 Mow the lawn. 304 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,632 -Um, what? -And clean the gutters, rotate my tires, 305 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,926 grout the tub, and empty the dishwasher. 306 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,345 Dude. 307 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,892 -What does that have to do with...? -I thought you came here to learn. 308 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,268 Let me go get the lawnmower. 309 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,064 I knew exactly what Diggie was doing. 310 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,983 Using barbecue to soften up the old man? 311 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,902 If he wanted to get on my good side, 312 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,364 he was going to have to get on the good side of my to-do list. 313 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,326 Finally, a little thrilla on the grilla! 314 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,912 All those chores made me hungry. 315 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:02,957 That's mine. 316 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,419 What... Did you forget to bring your own steak? 317 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,757 Maybe next time. 318 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,595 Next time? 319 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,931 I'm in! 320 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,766 -[SIZZLES] -Aah! 321 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,020 "Bring your own steak." Classic. 322 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,109 Why are you messing with that poor boy? 323 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,903 I'm just making sure he's good enough for my daughter. 324 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,030 And i'm done for the day. 325 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:40,453 Don't tell Maddie, but except for that stupid name, Diggie's all right. 326 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,794 -Final question, girl. -Yep. 327 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,423 When Tristan split the Galactic Pangaea, 328 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,758 what did he say to the scattering colonies? 329 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,221 "Run to the stars, wolves. 330 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,473 But always put first your families. 331 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,060 For their love keeps you tethered to the universe." 332 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,400 Wow. You've gotta admit, Maddie's making Liv look really good. 333 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,277 She's not fooling anyone. 334 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,280 Well, except everyone here. 335 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,159 Well, Liv Rooney... 336 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,953 I'm sold. 337 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:27,125 I mean, you will make a great Tristan Lycanth. 338 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,962 All hail the she-Tristan! 339 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,091 [HOWLING LOUDLY] 340 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:40,305 And, FYI, I currently am available for le prom. 341 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:49,272 But your window of opportunity is closing. Boop! 342 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,983 Artie. Are you serious? 343 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,445 You can accept my sister playing Tristan? 344 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,282 What part of [HOWLS] don't you understand? 345 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:04,788 Okay, so Parker and I are the only ones that have a problem with this? 346 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,999 Um, speak for yourself. She won me over too. 347 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,503 Artie, tail me. 348 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,176 [SINGING STATELY TUNE] STYLE ::cue() 349 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,179 [HOWLS] 350 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,723 [HOWLING] 351 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,977 It was at that moment that I realized I was the crazy fanboy 352 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,729 that I was trying to protect Liv from. 353 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,232 I was untethered from my family. 354 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,817 I was the lone wolf. 355 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:38,071 And I should not have eaten 15 gummy eyeballs. 356 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,615 You know what, Artie... 357 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,951 Tail me too. 358 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,124 All hail the she-Tristan! 359 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,253 [HOWLING] 360 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:01,511 Let me make one thing clear. This was the last switch-a-Rooney. 361 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,887 You did it when you were 6. 362 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,557 And I wrote your names on your forehead in permanent marker. 363 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,144 Don't make me do that again. 364 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,897 Ah, yes, the summer of headbands. 365 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,568 To be fair, though, we rocked the headband look. 366 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,821 Ha ha, fun, fun. 367 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:24,909 Maddie, no license till you're 17. Rock that look. 368 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,329 Seventeen? Seriously? 369 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,666 -You want to make it 18? -Ah, 17. Looking forward to it. 370 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,253 And, Liv, since you like driving so much, 371 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,922 you are now my personal chauffeur until further notice. 372 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,632 -No! -[LAUGHING] Yes. 373 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,471 There is no errand too small, no trip too far. 374 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,848 I might even have you take me down to the end of the driveway 375 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,142 just to get the newspaper. I don't know. 376 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:55,023 That's right, girls. I just dropped an atomic mom bomb. 377 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,649 Boom! 378 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,740 She can't be serious about that, right? 379 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,951 Do we seriously still get newspapers delivered to our house? 380 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:11,748 Hey, whatever you did down at Neville's totally worked. 381 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,125 Some fanboy named Lone Wolf started a petition 382 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,211 to get me the role of Tristan. 383 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,046 You won over the fanboys. 384 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,464 Thank you. 385 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,218 Pretty sure "Lone Wolf" is actually Lone Joey. 386 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,513 You should go thank him. 387 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,974 Wait, I thought you said that Joey was the one trying to sabotage us. 388 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:33,269 It was a long and complicated day. 389 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,188 Got it. 390 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:41,111 Also, I'm sorry about wrecking your driver's test. Literally. 391 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,531 And I got you something. 392 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,744 You might want to return this to the Hoovers. 393 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:56,793 Thanks. That reminds me. I got you something as well. 394 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,462 One of Artie's wolf tails. Yeah. 395 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,550 Oh! Also, I got you a date to the prom. 396 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:09,014 Yeah. Artie would like to know what kind of dress you will be wearing, 397 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,391 wizard or pegasus? 398 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:20,984 Liv, you were absolutely right. 399 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,821 It is mind-blowing what I can accomplish from the passenger seat of the car. 400 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,450 I paid a bill, ordered some cute tops, and adopted a penguin. 401 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,495 -[PHONE CHIMES] -Ooh! Incoming. 402 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,331 -[PHONE CHIMES] -Oh! Aah! 403 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,751 That's funny. 404 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,003 Maddie just sent me the funniest photo. 405 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,755 -You boys want to see it? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 406 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,214 Okay, I'll send. 407 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,009 [PHONE MAKES SPRINGING NOISE] 408 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,513 Oh, that's classic! 409 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,476 What is everybody laughing at?